I don't want to be your wife.

"Let's get this straight, you're not allowed to do anything except wash my hair. I only asked you to come because I trust you, so don't be ungrateful!"

This can be considered a test. Tonight, she will most likely have to sleep in the same bed as Qin Feng, otherwise she will have to sleep on the sofa. If Qin Feng can control himself now, then she can sleep more relaxed tonight.

"Yes, I know. So, what's the first step?"

Although he had made preparations long ago, Qin Feng was still a little hesitant. Fortunately, Su Mumu's figure was thin enough that the most impactful scene could not be shown.

"Mumu, have you ever heard the saying, 'A woman who bows her head so low that her feet are not visible is the most beautiful woman in the world'?"

"Huh? What do you mean by 'not having enough'?"

Su Mumu looked down and could see her feet, but what did that have to do with whether she was stunningly beautiful or not...?

"Are you itching for a beating? How can you govern the world if you don't have a flat chest? Flat chests are the epitome of justice; big chests are all devils!"

What? You looked at it, so why are you complaining that it's too small? I didn't grow up for you to see, so why do you think it's too big?

"Wash your hair now! Talk to me or I'll hit you!"

Su Mumu lay down, pulled her hair out from under her body, and left the rest to Qin Feng; she could just enjoy herself.

"Oh, how do I wash my hair?"

Qin Feng looked at the several bottles and jars on the side, holding the shower head, unsure of how to begin.

"Don't you usually wash your hair? Why are you asking me that?"

"But I don't understand what these things are for. I usually only use shampoo, I've never seen so many bottles and jars before."

"Oh? So hasty? Boys need to learn to take care of themselves too. Come on, I'll teach you step by step. First, wet your hair and massage my scalp with your fingers, not your nails, and don't scratch!"

It has to be said that girls have a lot of tricks when it comes to washing their hair. Qin Feng usually just rinses his hair with water, applies shampoo, washes it a couple of times, and then rinses it off. A whole shower takes less than ten minutes.

But for Su Mumu, ten minutes had passed, and Qin Feng had only just started applying shampoo to her hair, slowly washing off the foam.

"I remember your hair wasn't much longer than mine two months ago. I only got a haircut once. How come your hair is so long now?"

"Huh, is there?"

Even if Qin Feng hadn't mentioned it, Su Mumu wouldn't have noticed. Indeed, Su Mumu originally had a fairly normal boy's hairstyle, but now, even when tied into a ponytail, it was still quite long, and when it was loose, it went past her shoulders.

The only explanation is the effect of the medication. After all, she's become a girl, so it's normal for her hair to grow wildly.

"Who knows? But if you don't like it, then I'll get a short haircut."

Long hair or short hair makes little difference to Su Mumu, and besides, Su Mumu's hair wasn't something she had been growing for a long time, plus she has wigs, so she can switch between them at will.

"Forget it, it's better to keep it."

Qin Feng still thinks long hair looks better. He just casually complained that he would be the first to refuse to cut it.

"Hey, but washing my hair is such a hassle, you've experienced it yourself, right? Can you imagine me having to go through this every two days?"

"I'll wash them, I'll wash them from now on!"

"Hehe, then my hair is yours from now on, good luck!"

Su Mumu found free labor, and Qin Feng got the right to shampoo Su Mumu's hair. That's not a win-win situation!

"All done washing!"

After a busy hour and a half, Qin Feng finally finished this tedious task.

"It's over? That felt so good! It's so nice not having to do anything yourself! Also, make sure to dry your hair with a hairdryer, or you'll easily catch a cold."

"Oh, do you girls always take this long? Don't you find it troublesome?"

Qin Feng felt that if he were a girl, he would never grow his hair long; it would be too much trouble, and he couldn't bring himself to take care of it.

"No, I usually wash every two days, and it only takes forty minutes each time. You're still a beginner and not very skilled."

Su Mumu was almost asleep. Although Qin Feng's technique was clumsy, it was at least quite gentle. As they chatted, Su Mumu became sleepy and just wanted to go back to sleep.

"I'm going to change into my bathrobe first. You're not allowed to come in! If you peek, I'll gouge your eyes out!"

Su Mumu walked towards the changing room, not forgetting to give Qin Feng a "fierce" warning before leaving.

"Okay, okay, hurry up, I'll blow-dry your hair when we get back."

After finally getting a good shower, Qin Feng broke out in a sweat again while washing Su Mumu's hair, so now he had to do it all over again.

Since there's no one else here, I might as well just shower here; I'm too lazy to go next door.

With that thought in mind, Qin Feng took off his bathrobe and sat in the pool.

"Speaking of which, wouldn't you say I took a bath with Mumu? After all, this is Mumu's bathwater."

Thinking of this, Qin Feng suddenly felt a little excited.

Although it wasn't quite as bad as what's said online, where everyone shared a sip, being soaked in water that Su Mumu had used left a slightly strange feeling.

Su Mumu had already changed her clothes and opened the door, only to find no one outside. Just as she was about to call for help, she noticed a figure in the water.

No way, no way, Qin Feng wouldn't be so bold as to take a bath in the women's bathhouse, would he?

Wanting to find out the truth, Su Mumu secretly approached and discovered that it was Qin Feng in the water.

"This is terrible! Aren't you afraid I'll call someone a pervert?"

Su Mumu squatted down behind Qin Feng and grabbed Qin Feng's head.

"Don't turn your head, just talk like that."

The bathrobe had no undergarment, so Qin Feng could see everything just by turning his head from his perspective.

"This is my home. If I wanted to act like a hooligan, the only thing the people outside would do is hold you down and act like a hooligan for me."

"Oh no..."

Although she was speechless, Su Mumu felt that Qin Feng's words made sense.

"Then why do you suddenly want to soak for a while again? Didn't you just say you didn't want to?"

"That's all your fault. I washed your hair and I got tired, so I just let it soak for a while longer."

"Yes, thank you for your hard work. Let me give you a massage to help you relax~"

Su Mumu placed her hand on Qin Feng's neck, helping to relax his tense muscles.

"Have you studied this before? It feels so comfortable."

Qin Feng felt his fatigue disappear, the muscles in his shoulders and neck relaxed, and his whole body relaxed instantly. So he closed his eyes and sank his body a little further, leaving only his neck and above exposed.

"Huh? Why did it stop?"

Qin Feng had just relaxed when he stopped feeling Su Mumu's fingers moving.

Qin Feng opened his eyes to check on Su Mumu's condition, but what he saw was the part that was to be censored.

Oh, Qin Feng finally understood why Su Mumu refused to turn her head, but it seemed she could see more clearly if she looked up.

"You, you, you...you bastard, just die!"

Qin Feng, who had given up struggling, was kicked into the water by Su Mumu.

(I fell asleep while writing yesterday, and finished writing this morning while slacking off during class...)

Chapter 153 The Bathhouse Scandal

Qin Feng swam to the other side of the pool before daring to stick his head out.

"Well, that really wasn't intentional. Actually, I didn't open my eyes at first, if it weren't for..."

Qin Feng originally wanted to say, "If you hadn't suddenly stopped moving, I might not have noticed," but after thinking about it, he didn't say it.

"But don't worry, I didn't see anything."

When Qin Feng opened his eyes, all he saw was a white and pink expanse, and he only glanced at it; he really didn't see anything.

But Su Mumu's face turned even redder, her legs under her bathrobe twisted restlessly, and she bit her lip as if she wanted to say something, but didn't.

"No, I really didn't see anything. Even if I did, it was just legs. I swear I didn't see a single piece of fabric!"

But Su Mumu's condition became even more strange, and it took her a long time to squeeze out a sentence through her teeth.

"Stop talking..."

Seeing that Su Mumu was acting strangely, Qin Feng wanted to go over and check on her, but then he suddenly remembered something.

"Mumu, you're not... wearing nothing underneath, are you?"

I told you to stop talking!

Su Mumu curled up into a ball, and Qin Feng was also shocked.

No wonder I couldn't see her panties, she wasn't wearing any! Haha, mystery solved.

Qin Feng felt a burning sensation in his nose, followed by drops of scarlet blood that stained the water in front of him.

Qin Feng covered his nose and leaned against the edge of the pool. Oh no, he couldn't calm down.

Once you have inappropriate thoughts, you can no longer think of those white and pink things as legs. No matter how you try to guide them, inappropriate thoughts will always surface in your mind.

Qin Feng was trying hard to suppress the restlessness in his heart. His shower time was almost over, and the bathroom heating would probably be turned off soon. He wasn't worried about the hot water, but Su Mumu was only wearing a bathrobe.

"Well, we should go now, it's going to get cold soon."

Seeing that Su Mumu didn't react, Qin Feng had no choice but to pick her up and carry her out of the bathroom.

Unfortunately, Qin Feng's recovery came a little too late.

Just as he carried Su Mumu out of the women's bathhouse, he bumped into the maids who were chatting and laughing as they came to take a bath.

When the maid saw Qin Feng carrying Su Mumu out of the bathroom, her eyes were noticeably different, and her loud conversation turned into whispers.

Unfortunately, even though they switched to whispering and plotting, Qin Feng was not deaf and could hear the servants' secrets clearly.

"I must say, young master is really good at this."

"Yes, yes, if we had come a little earlier, we might have caught the young master tidying up."

"I understand, I understand. What young people call this nowadays is something like a sense of immorality."

"Hey hey hey"

Qin Feng felt Su Mumu snuggle closer to him, it seemed that Su Mumu had heard everything.

"Hey, we didn't do anything. Don't go around telling anyone what you saw today, understand?"

Although he knew it was useless, Qin Feng couldn't just sit idly by.

"Yes, we know."

"Yes, yes, we'll make sure to tidy up the bathroom so no one else will notice."

Qin Feng frowned, knowing it was useless, and said nothing more.

The most gossipy people in China are these kinds of people; even if they only have one mouth left, they'll still gossip about others. That's the problem with these old ladies.

Fortunately, I didn't run into anyone else on my way back to my room. If I had met an elder, I wouldn't have been able to explain myself.

"You're back in your room now. Are you feeling better?"

Qin Feng gently placed Su Mumu on the bed. Su Mumu seemed to have finally recovered, revealing a pair of evasive eyes.

"Okay, you go out first, I, I'll get dressed."

Qin Feng could roughly guess what Su Mumu was going to wear, and it wouldn't be appropriate for him to be there, so Qin Feng decisively went outside.

Inside the room, Su Mumu made sure Qin Feng had left before slowly moving to her backpack.

Why did I forget to bring my underwear?!

Su Mumu thought that she could finally take a shower and wear a bathrobe, so she didn't bring any clothes, and even forgot about her underwear.

I thought it wouldn't be a big deal, since Qin Feng has always been well-behaved and wouldn't do anything bad in the end. But I never expected this to happen.

"What should we do? How are we going to face Qin Feng now? He's already seen everything."

Su Mumu was thankful that this wasn't ancient society. Although being seen in a way she shouldn't have was a serious matter, it wasn't enough to mean her life would be over.

"Are you done changing? May I come in?"

Qin Feng asked from the doorway. Su Mumu was still holding her panties in her hand, too busy admiring them to put them on. Fortunately, Qin Feng didn't come in directly.

Su Mumu quickly put on her panties, then climbed onto the bed, hugged the blanket tightly, and only then answered Qin Feng's question.

"Okay, you can come in now."