I don't want to be your wife.

"Oh, that's not what you said just now. You two had such sweet smiles on your faces just now." Su Mumu and Qin Feng had stopped at some point and were leaning over the back seat watching them.

After realizing what was happening, the innocent young virgin Mi Han started the car and shut himself out of everything with a simple, "I'm driving, don't bother me."

The four of them went home noisily again.

After returning home, one couple's problem was resolved, but the other couple's was still not resolved.

"Su Mumu, you have to go to class. Listen to me. What are high school students supposed to do if they don't go to class? What will you do if you stay at home all day and don't take the college entrance exam?" Qin Feng was still trying to persuade Su Mumu to go to class.

"No! Lin Xiuyun has already gone home! Why do I still have to go to class!" Su Mumu shrank back into bed after returning home.

"She only had her first class today, and she was already out of class by the time this was over! Why would she go back to school?" Qin Feng tried to reason with Su Mumu.

"Qin Feng, you've already lost the moment you tried to convince me. I don't want to go to school because I'm afraid of seeing Xiao Yang, so it's useless for you to tell me all this~" Su Mumu lay on the bed with a proud look on her face.

"Then should I have Mi Han go to the school to pick him up?" Qin Feng took out his phone.

"Go ahead and bring him here. If you do, I'll shove myself into his arms and force a kiss on him. Let's see if you're not furious." Su Mumu stood on the bed, looking down at Qin Feng.

Qin Feng looked at Su Mumu, who had a shameless yet extremely proud expression, and felt helpless.

"Wait a minute, how did Xiaoyang get home yesterday? I remember he didn't get on the bus, right?"

"I don't know, probably a taxi. He seemed pretty confident walking by, so I didn't pay much attention to it."

"Where did he get the money for a taxi? Besides his meal card and water card, what other card does he have with money?" Su Mumu realized that things seemed to be going badly.

"I don't know, maybe on the bus?" Qin Feng seemed to sense something was wrong as well. "It's impossible that he was so focused on showing off that he forgot about this, right?"

"Of course it is, you bastard! Don't I know him? Quickly call him and check on his status!" Su Mumu picked up her phone from the bedside table and called Xiang Yangxuan directly.

"Hello? Xiao Yang, are you alright!" Because Qin Feng was next to her, Su Mumu could only make her voice a little hoarse, hoping that Xiang Yangxuan's cheap phone would be too faint to hear.

"Su Mu? Why did you call Xiang Yangxuan's cell phone? Also, why didn't you come today?" The old teacher's voice came from the other end of the phone.

Su Mumu looked up at Qin Feng, "Didn't you ask for leave for me today?"

"No, am I not planning to let you go?" Qin Feng said calmly.

"send!"

(Updates may be unstable recently, but it should be fine in a while.)

Chapter 61

Su Mumu happily returned to school.

As expected, the homeroom teacher is the nemesis of all students. The teacher's threatening words on the phone were much more effective than Qin Feng's half-day of coaxing.

"Su Mu, I've noticed you're plotting a rebellion? What's going on with you lately? Let me count: eight days off, sleeping in Teacher Wang's class, kicking the door during lunch break, yelling in class for no reason, failing almost all of yesterday's science exam, and skipping half a day of class today. I can't control you anymore, can I?"

Although Su Mumu did suddenly have an incredible backer, as her homeroom teacher, he couldn't bear to see his former good student fall into depravity.

Having been a student of the homeroom teacher for over two years, Su Mumu naturally knew that although the teacher was a bit annoying, he had the best intentions for his students. Su Mumu couldn't stand people like that, and the kinder others were to Su Mumu, the more guilty she felt.

"Yes, teacher, I understand. It's just that something happened to me recently, so I might not be able to come to school often. I also had to deal with a small problem this morning, but I didn't know that Qin Feng didn't ask you for leave." Su Mumu looked guilty.

"Oh? What is it? I'd like to know what else high school seniors need to do besides studying." The teacher smiled knowingly, wanting to hear how Su Mumu planned to explain herself.

Su Mumu was in a hurry. She couldn't very well say that she had gone to give the president of Peking University a hard time that morning, could she?

"Ah, um, should I say that I went to talk to the president of Peking University and asked him for a special admission spot?" Su Mumu scratched her head. She knew her teacher wouldn't believe her, but it was true!

"Huh? Why don't you just say you kicked into the principal's office and threatened him to get the spot by stepping on his desk?" The old teacher smiled. The president of P University is a big name in academia. No one in P City would not give him face. How could Su Mumu possibly be able to meet him?

Su Mumu fell silent again, after all, it was the truth, so she could only lower her head and wait for the teacher's impending punishment.

"Su Mu, I know your current roommate may be quite capable, but his is his, and only your own college entrance examination score is yours. As your teacher, I really don't want a good student like you to fall into depravity. Do you understand my good intentions?"

"I understand, teacher. I will study hard. Please don't get upset, teacher. Your health is the most important thing." Everyone in the class knows that our teacher has a heart condition. There was even a time when a student that our teacher was optimistic about failed the college entrance exam. The student didn't say anything, but our teacher got so angry that he had to go to the hospital.

After receiving Su Mumu's assurance, the teacher finally seemed a little better and let Su Mumu go back to the classroom first.

"Seriously, your method really works! I've been teaching for almost twenty years, and every student falls for it," Old Wang teased as he approached the homeroom teacher's seat in the office.

"That's how people are. No matter how bad they are inside, they don't want to disappoint someone who truly cares about them. I may have this heart condition for the rest of my life, and even if it's true, it doesn't matter, as long as they are successful." The old teacher smiled as well, looking relieved.

"I've dedicated my whole life to my students. I remember when my wife died, she said it was a pity that she didn't leave me a child, and she was afraid that I would be lonely when I got old. But I think, with so many students, I'm afraid there won't be enough guests to sit in my house every day when I get old!" This is the unique pride of an old homeroom teacher like Laoban.

As soon as Su Mumu returned to the classroom, she saw Xiang Yangxuan slumped over his desk. Feeling guilty, Su Mumu went over and nudged Xiang Yangxuan, trying to get his attention.

"Ah, Brother Mu, what do you want?" Xiang Yangxuan looked up, his eyes revealing deep exhaustion, and the bandage on his nose made him look even more miserable.

"Ah, Xiao Yang, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so pale?" Xiang Yangxuan's current complexion was purely due to overwork; he looked like he was just waiting to die.

"Ah, I didn't sleep well last night." Xiang Yangxuan blinked heavily.

"Then why didn't you ask for half a day off? Aren't you afraid of collapsing in the classroom?" Su Mumu was worried about Xiang Yangxuan's appearance.

"Isn't this what I was waiting for you to let me know I'm safe? I know you're worried I'll tell everyone, but don't worry, Brother Mu, I definitely won't!" Xiang Yangxuan patted his chest, full of confidence.

"Don't worry about me. I'll take you to your teacher to ask for leave. I suspect you might die here in your current state." After saying that, Su Mumu helped Xiang Yangxuan up to go find the homeroom teacher.

Just then, our teacher walked in through the back door. "No need to look anymore. Take him to the infirmary to rest. He called me around 2 a.m. yesterday saying he couldn't get back to school. You're something else. You took a taxi to the hospital by yourself but didn't bring enough money back. In my 20 years of teaching, you're the only one like him."

I was terrified when I saw the bandage on his nose. When I asked, I found out he'd fallen so badly and refused to go to the infirmary today, saying he wanted to wait for me to come back, but I skipped class.”

Su Mumu felt even more guilty. If it weren't for her, Xiang Yangxuan wouldn't have ended up in such a miserable state.

"Xiao Yang, you really are my best friend!" Su Mumu's voice was very firm.

To repay Xiang Yangxuan for his trust, Su Mumu went to the school cafeteria at noon and, after much pleading, managed to get the cafeteria lady to let her use the stove so she could prepare a sumptuous lunch for Xiang Yangxuan at school.

"Brother Mu, actually, if you were from Nantong, I wouldn't mind." In the infirmary where only the two of them were, Xiang Yangxuan made a shocking statement.

"If it were Brother Mu, he would definitely look adorable in women's clothing. After all, I've thought for a long time that Brother Mu would look great in women's clothing."

As Su Mumu listened to Xiang Yangxuan's outrageous remarks, she unconsciously tightened her grip on the spoon.

"Xiao Yang, do you know that if it weren't for the fact that you're injured, you might have needed something from this room?" Su Mumu's spoon handle bent slightly, expressing her anger.

Am I some kind of Viagra addict? Why do all the men seem to get horny when they see me? Qin Feng, Lin Xiujun, even Xiao Yang—is it something to do with me?

"I'm not joking, I really think it's a good idea. We should keep the good stuff in the family, right? Rather than giving it to Qin Feng, I'd rather have my brother do it..." Before she could finish speaking, Su Mumu's spoonful of rice was fed directly into Xiang Yangxuan's mouth.

"Okay, okay, then I'll feed my darling some food first. I'm full, goodbye, okay!" Since she couldn't fight back, Su Mumu could only stay away from these people with ulterior motives.

Xiang Yangxuan watched Su Mumu leave alone and sighed, wondering how much of what he had said was true and how much was false.

(I'll probably be updating only once starting tomorrow; I need to save up the 2-word draft for publication.)

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Chapter 62 Xiang Yangxuan's Filial Piety Turns to Darkness

The infirmary is locked at night, so Xiang Yangxuan still went back to his dormitory at night.

"What would you think of me if I said I was gay?" Xiang Yangxuan, who had been granted a day's homework exemption, was daydreaming in bed when he suddenly spoke up.

Hearing the noise, Zhang Chi, who was also lying in bed, jumped up and said, "Lao Yang, I haven't been overworking myself, and I'm not trying to attract men. Don't come looking for me with your nonsense."

"Go away, who would even look at you? I mean, if I were to pursue Brother Mu, do you guys think there's any chance?" Xiang Yangxuan thought for a moment, but still bravely said it.

"Your filial piety has gone awry! Lao Yang, you've gone too far. Think about it, every month when you run out of food money, isn't it Brother Mu who pays for it? How much of what you eat is bought by Brother Mu? You don't treat Brother Mu like a father, and you still want to? Tsk, that's terrible."

“But Zhang Chi, don’t you feel that Brother Mu is being exceptionally nice to Xiang Yangxuan?” Chen Yuxuan, who was forced to study after his computer was confiscated, chimed in. “Brother Mu is nice to us, but we can call it brotherly affection. But he’s being way too nice to Xiang Yangxuan.”

"Every month, during the last few days, Mu Ge would always pay for Xiang Yangxuan's meals, and he would buy so many snacks that Xiang Yangxuan would eat the most. I've suspected more than once that these snacks were actually bought for him."

"!" Xiang Yangxuan felt that Chen Yuxuan was right, so Brother Mu was gay all along and had always liked me. Because I didn't realize his feelings, I moved out of school to find a new love!

Xiang Yangxuan felt he understood, he understood everything. It really was all his fault. If he had realized it sooner, Brother Mu wouldn't have gone to find that guy Qin Feng. He would be the one staying by Su Mu's side now!

Xiang Yangxuan has figured it out. From now on, he wants to become one of the vast and ubiquitous homoerotic community!

Unfortunately, Su Mumu was unaware of Xiang Yangxuan's thoughts. Otherwise, she would definitely have made Mi Han dress Xiang Yangxuan in a skirt and send him to an underground brothel to cater to those with special interests, earning herself millions as compensation for emotional distress.

At this moment, Su Mumu was still sitting at her desk, pondering the solution to the physics problem, when suddenly she felt a chill run down her spine and shivered.

Su Mumu turned her head to look at the doorway, then frowned at the closed door. "What kind of bad idea does Qin Feng have now?"

After a brief moment of thought, Su Mumu didn't pay much attention. After all, Qin Feng wasn't the type to act recklessly, and there was no need to worry too much about what he might do in the current situation.

Su Mumu would never have imagined that her former best friend Xiaoxin had turned bad and started plotting against her.

In the neighboring room 203, Lin Xiuyun and Mi Han's relationship has improved considerably; at least they are no longer as hostile as they were on the first day they slept together.

"Go to sleep," Lin Xiuyun said softly, lying flat on one side of the bed, staring at the ceiling with her eyes open.

“Mm,” Mi Han replied.

The same conversation has been repeated countless times today.

Finally, Lin Xiuyun couldn't take it anymore. She turned to her side and looked at Mi Han's profile. "Why aren't you asleep yet? How can I sleep if you're awake?"

"Don't you ever consider me pretending to be asleep and then secretly doing something to take advantage of you while you're asleep?" Mi Han retorted sharply.

"See? All you do all day is think about how to take advantage of me. And you say I can trust you? Maybe in my next life!" Lin Xiuyun still harbored deep distrust towards Mi Han.

"Are you going to argue with me?" Mi Han was genuinely getting impatient. "I've already been really good to you, you know? I've been trying so hard to get you to accept me, aren't you being a little too ungrateful?"

"Huh? You still have the nerve to yell at me? Don't you know what you've done? Not only did you want to drown me, but yesterday you were staring at my stomach with a lustful look on your face. You could stare at that small part of my stomach for so long without moving. How do you think I'm supposed to believe that you just want to be friends with me?" Lin Xiuyun sat up abruptly and angrily accused Mi Han.

"Damn it!" Mi Han was furious, but she couldn't vent her anger. Regardless of whether she was in the wrong, just the fact that Lin Xiuyun was her boss Su Mumu's friend meant that Mi Han couldn't possibly take her anger out on Lin Xiuyun.

"It's good that you have some self-awareness, knowing you're in the wrong so you don't say anything." Lin Xiuyun continued to attack as he saw Mi Han turn around to face the wall.

Mi Han really couldn't hold back anymore. Even a clay figure has some temper, let alone Mi Han. It's not like Mi Han can't survive just because Qin Feng fired her. Don't forget that Qin Feng's Qin Group shares, which are Qin Feng's trump card, are still under Mi Han's name!

Mi Han immediately got up and looked at Lin Xiujun.

"What are you doing!" Lin Xiujun panicked. "I'm warning you, if you do anything to me, I will never forgive you!"

"Forgive me?" Mi Han slowly approached Lin Xiuyun, constantly putting pressure on him. "I don't ask for any proper relationship with you anymore, okay? Think of me however you want, I won't help you with anything anymore."

To Su Mumu's surprise, even at this moment, Mi Han still behaved like a gentleman. He simply gave Lin Xiujun a little mental panic, and then lay down again, turning his back to Lin Xiujun and falling asleep.

"Huh? That's boring. At a time like this, shouldn't they at least give me a forced kiss?" Su Mumu was very disappointed that she didn't see anything good to kiss.

"You've been watching too many TV dramas. If you actually kiss her, Mi Han will be in jail for a while. I can't get her out of jail," Qin Feng scoffed.

"How did you get here?" Su Mumu was shocked, after all, she had been paying attention to the situation in room 203 and had not noticed Qin Feng entering her room at all.

"I've discovered that you're addicted to gossip, like you're on drugs. I knocked on the door, came in, and called out to you, and you even replied, 'Sit wherever you like.' Didn't you even realize I was here?" Qin Feng sat on Su Mumu's bed with a cheerful smile.

"Tch, you have to interfere with a girl's little hobbies?" Su Mumu didn't care about Qin Feng's attitude, after all, the two had been bickering for a long time.

"Do you think we should do something to speed things up for them?" Su Mumu frowned, thinking of a solution.

"Putting all that aside, didn't you say you were going to remove this camera yesterday? Why is it still here?"

"Ah, there was a little accident yesterday, I missed it. Tomorrow, tomorrow." Su Mumu laughed it off, trying to brush it off.

Qin Feng didn't bother with it, because he knew it was useless. Sending Mi Han a message later to remind him to be careful was the best Qin Feng could do.

"By the way, I came to see you today because I have something important to discuss. This weekend is my parents' birthday, and you have to come back to the Qin family with me. After all, it's the first time we've paid our respects to them since they died. No matter how much I don't acknowledge their status, from the outside, the Qin family is still a unified family. If I don't go back, things will get messy."

Chapter 63 Happy Qixi Festival!

"Your parents have their birthdays this weekend? On the same day?" Su Mumu was curious about Qin Feng's question. After all, it would be so romantic for a married couple to have their birthdays on the same day.

"Ah, my dad was born on Saturday and my mom on the weekend. My dad is only one day older than my mom. It's like they were born at the same time. And I heard them say that one was born in the middle of the night and the other in the early morning. To be honest, they were only a few hours apart." Qin Feng recalled with a smile, his eyes full of memories.

"They must be very happy. I think it must be a very romantic day for two people to spend such a meaningful day together." Su Mumu's eyes were full of longing. Who wouldn't love such a marriage?

"Yes, so these two days are also their wedding anniversary. They specially made it two days, and even wanted me to be born on that day too." Qin Feng smiled. Qin Feng's parents were not only loving, but also doted on him.

"Hey, how come I didn't know your birthday was coming up too?" Su Mumu was surprised, after all, it was already Thursday, and there wasn't much time to prepare a last-minute birthday party and gifts.

"Oh, no, it's just that the condom malfunctioned once when they were having sex, so there was a little accident. That's why my birthday is in the second month of the lunar calendar." Qin Feng scratched his head, after all, this was an embarrassing story from his parents' lives.

Su Mumu smiled too, but she still remembered Lin Xiujun's birthday.

"Speaking of which, it might be inconvenient for me, the sister I've adopted, to show up at that time, right?" After all, the Qin family is a fairly large clan, and they can't just casually adopt someone with a different surname. There will definitely be people in the Qin family who won't agree.

"I'll try my best. They took so much from me, I have to get something back." After a little thought, Qin Feng had already come up with a general plan.

"Forget it, I don't believe in your methods." Su Mumu showed disdain for Qin Feng's business acumen. "I'll be your fiancée then, and my sister will just be a facade. I'll choose a more imposing identity and see if I can get something out of the Qin family."

"As a gigolo, all you need to do is stay by my side." Su Mumu quickly assigned Qin Feng his role.

"Hey, at least we're going back to the Qin family. It's hard for me to hold my head high in front of my uncles and elders with this kind of status." Qin Feng felt that the image of being a kept man was not good and tried to change it. "It's not that all the uncles and elders are not nice to me. In fact, apart from the few in power, the Qin family all like me quite a bit."

"Uh," Su Mumu was speechless at Qin Feng's words. "That means you're really not suited to stay in a big family. They like you because you're not in power. They don't need to care about you. Capitalists don't have relatives. The benefits you bring are less than what your parents bring, so they just kick you out."

Qin Feng really didn't understand human relationships. In his previous life, as a mercenary, he should have mastered everything, but at that time he couldn't find meaning in life and didn't care about these things at all. He just listened to his boss and charged ahead.

"I don't care, just find me a better identity, otherwise I'll be very embarrassed." Qin Feng knew that arguing was pointless, so he made a direct conclusion.