I don't want to be your wife.

Qin Feng touched his face in a daze. Su Mumu's slap was perfectly controlled, the sound was crisp and loud but it didn't hurt much.

Qin Feng quickly let it go, after all, Su Mumu had been playing these kinds of tricks for a long time, so he got up and went back to his bedroom to change his clothes.

After changing his clothes, Qin Feng opened the door and saw that Su Mumu had also changed her clothes and was about to go to room 203 to check on the situation. He followed her and pinched Su Mumu's cheek as revenge.

Su Mumu didn't care about Qin Feng's little tricks. She opened the door to 203 and rushed into Mi Han's room. She saw Mi Han standing alone by the bed, while Lin Xiuyun, who was covering her body with a blanket, sat on the side of the bed away from Mi Han and looked at her.

"What's wrong? Are you two arguing first thing in the morning?" Seeing this, Su Mumu spoke up first, breaking the long silence.

"Mumu, you have to stand up for me! Mi Han bullied me, waaaaah~" When Lin Xiuyun saw Su Mumu arrive, he immediately rushed towards her without caring about anything else.

Su Mumu dodged in a flash, "Do you know why I left you here?"

Lin Xiuyun stopped crying and looked up. "Why?"

Looking into Lin Xiuyun's clear eyes, Su Mumu suddenly felt embarrassed to continue lying and blurted out the truth.

"Because I find you annoying... no, wait!"

Although Su Mumu reacted quickly, Lin Xiujun still heard it clearly, and suddenly deflated.

"Do you find me annoying? So, Mu Mu, that's how you've always seen me?" Lin Xiujun felt an overwhelming sense of despair wash over him. The only person who had ever considered him a friend since childhood now found him annoying and started to dislike him.

"No!" Su Mumu cupped Lin Xiujun's face in her hands. "It's not what you think. I just want to say that we can't be together. It's not your fault, it's mine. You're a very good friend, and I don't want you to be so lonely, so I want to find you some friends."

"So, Mu Mu, don't you find me annoying?" Lin Xiujun's eyes brightened a little.

"If you're not interested in pursuing me, we can still be friends," Su Mumu said nervously.

Lin Xiuyun didn't say anything, but struggled to stand up, came to Mi Han's side, and then punched Mi Han repeatedly.

The silence continued as the three of them watched Lin Xiuyun relentlessly deliver punch after punch.

After a long silence, Lin Xiuyun finally stopped, hugged Mi Han, and cried again, "It's so good that Mu Mu doesn't hate me, it's so good."

Hearing the familiar crying, the three of them felt relieved for some reason. Su Mumu and Qin Feng gave Mi Han an encouraging look, and then left room 203 together, leaving Mi Han holding the crying Lin Xiuyun, at a loss.

"Lin Xiujun has started to rely on you now, which is good news. In his heart, besides me, you now have a place too. All you need to do now is give him a hug and a little comfort."

Looking at the text message Su Mumu sent on her phone, Mi Han seemed to know what to do.

After leaving apartment 201, the two returned to their small apartment and lay down on the sofa, one on each side.

“Now that we’ve found a breakthrough in Lin Xiuyun’s problem, things will be easier to handle. How about we talk about you climbing into my bed without my permission last night?” Su Mumu smiled at Qin Feng.

"Huh? But you weren't implying..."

"No, no, no, when did I hint at anything? I didn't know that. You must have misunderstood something, Qin Feng." Su Mumu started to play dumb and act unreasonable.

Qin Feng knew that Su Mumu just wanted to annoy him, but what could he do? In terms of eloquence, ten Qin Fengs couldn't match half of Su Mumu, so Qin Feng could only give up.

"Okay, so how about I give you the right to raid me at night anytime from now on, and I can't fight back?

"If what you mean by not being able to resist includes me crushing your **thin, mushroom-like murder weapon, then I might consider accepting it." Su Mumu rolled her eyes.

"If you're just stepping on it a little harder, I won't mind. And you should know how old I am..."

This is the second slap Qin Feng has received on the face today.

"Can't you be a little more reserved in front of girls? All you ever talk about is dirty talk. Can't you control the dumping of lewd thoughts in your head?"

Qin Feng grinned foolishly, while Su Mumu rolled her eyes speechlessly.

"I'm planning to get a cat soon. Have Mihan go and buy some cat supplies, like a cat bed and litter box."

Thinking about this, Su Mumu began to ponder something: would the system, transformed into a cat, need to eat? Or need to go to the toilet? If it said yes, then it's the system, right? Does the system need to go to the toilet? If it said no, then it's the cat, right? Does the cat not need to go to the toilet?

Su Mumu gave up thinking and decided to wait until the system arrived before asking.

(The update tonight will also depend on the situation.)

Chapter 55 Gu Gu Gu Gu

Oh no, my husband Sakura Toko is doing a live stream tonight, so I don't have time to type.

Double update tomorrow

Chapter 56 An Unlucky Day

Having missed a morning of classes, Su Mumu naturally couldn't ask for leave in the afternoon, so she could only go back to class after her lunch break.

"Oh, I still need to prepare a bento for Xiao Yang. I'll just make a few extra since I have time at noon!"

Since everyone has already worked hard at school all day, dinner needs to be a bit more substantial than lunch, otherwise they'll be hungry during evening study sessions. Therefore, our lovely Su Mumu specially prepared two large spoonfuls of rice for each lunchbox, so there's absolutely no need to worry about not having enough to eat!

For both flavor and nutrition, Su Mumu specially prepared shrimp, and even carefully peeled all the shrimp at home, since it would be a bit troublesome at school. Simple stir-fried shrimp wouldn't taste bad even if it got cold. Next was a dish of stir-fried dried tofu with pork, which is a hearty dish to go with rice, so the flavor had to be a bit stronger and the quantity a bit larger. Su Mumu only prepared three bento boxes, so she stir-fried a whole pot of it.

Since vegetables don't taste very good when they're cold, Su Mumu simply prepared a bowl of cold salad, which could barely be considered a vegetable dish, right? In short, it's just cucumber smashed, wood ear mushrooms and cilantro added, and then various seasonings mixed in. That's how simple it is to make!

After waking up, Su Mumu took the lunchboxes she had prepared for her former roommates and got into Mi Han's car, since carrying so much stuff was really difficult to walk.

"Hello brothers, I, Su Mu, am back!" Su Mu returned to the classroom just as the lunch break bell rang, so Su Mu decided to make a grand entrance!

Then she saw her teacher grading homework on the podium.

"Well, Su Mu, you're getting more and more cheeky, aren't you? You took a morning off today, and now you're announcing it to the whole world? You're quite the show-off, aren't you? Should I set off a few cannons to celebrate?" As expected of our homeroom teacher, after nearly twenty years as a homeroom teacher, his ability to mock people is truly exceptional.

"Hehe~" Su Mumu didn't dare to reply. She just smiled foolishly. After all, Su Mumu was pretty, so her silly smile wouldn't make her look silly.

In order not to take up everyone's time, the teacher pulled Su Mumu into the office for a private talk.

"You need to be more careful in the future, okay? Don't let your grades down. You're a capable kid. If you work hard and get into a 985 university, you'll be set for life. You know..." The homeroom teacher, Sang, started nagging again.

"Alright, go to class now. Just be more careful in the future and don't be late for class again." The teacher waved his hand, letting Su Mumu go first.

"Teacher, could you please keep an eye out for Peking University's independent admissions program? I'm confident I'll pass the independent admissions exam, but I don't know how to participate." Su Mumu was obviously lying; she just wanted to let the teacher know she was capable of applying for independent admissions.

"P University's independent admissions? Are you confident you can pass? I haven't seen you have any special talents, and you haven't participated in any Olympiads. What makes you think you can pass?" The teacher became interested. He knew that if one of his students passed the independent admissions of a university, he would benefit from it in the future.

After thinking for a moment, Su Mumu decided to reveal some information, a mix of truth and falsehood.

"Teacher, I've already moved out. My current roommate is a boss, but his work ability is just average. Last time I accompanied him to a meeting at Peking University and helped him out of a predicament, so I got to know the president of Peking University."

The homeroom teacher found it unbelievable, but he had met Su Mumu's roommate and knew that Qin Feng was quite capable. After all, a student who could directly order the principal around couldn't be a nobody. The homeroom teacher didn't care too much and just responded twice to indicate that he understood.

As soon as Su Mumu stepped out of the office, she ran towards the classroom. When she reached the classroom door, she kicked it open and exclaimed, "I'm finally back!"

Then Su Mumu made eye contact with Lao Wang, who was standing on the podium.

Damn, today is Mercury retrograde.

After being scolded again, Su Mumu returned to her seat, where Xiang Yangxuan in front of her was laughing uncontrollably.

"Mu, pfft, Brother Mu, you, you're so funny hahaha, I almost died laughing hahahaha." After class, Xiang Yangxuan lay on Su Mumu's desk and started laughing non-stop.

"What are you laughing at? Are you not going to eat dinner?" Su Mumu was angry. Anyone would feel awkward if they were scolded like this twice a day, and Su Mumu was no exception. She had seen many classmates giving her "kind" smiles during class.

"Yes, yes, I definitely want it. I'll stop laughing now." Xiang Yangxuan covered his mouth, but the smile on his face was clearly still there. Su Mumu had no choice but to smear the lunchbox on his face.

"Here you go. There are also some for Chen Yuxuan and Zhang Chi. I have more time at noon, so I prepared some for them too. Take them to them." Su Mumu became impatient.

Xiang Yangxuan naturally knew that staying here would only invite trouble, so he picked up his things and went to play with his roommates.

The second period in the afternoon was taught by our homeroom teacher. When he came in, he didn't bring any textbooks, but instead brought in a stack of test papers. His behavior meant one thing—the weekly test was two weeks away.

The weekly test had to be completed in just half a day, so Su Mumu couldn't skip evening self-study to go home and sleep. But the scary thing was that Su Mumu prepared three lunch boxes, but not one for herself.

"Why didn't they notify me about the weekly test? I didn't prepare my own dinner!" Su Mumu was desperate. Today must be a day of bad luck for Su Mumu; nothing she did went right.

"Brother Mu, actually the teacher did mention it. She told us as soon as we arrived this morning that we should prepare for the weekly test. The only problem is that you weren't there at the time." Xiang Yangxuan had already returned from visiting his two other roommates.

"Ah, so it seems I've done too many bad things lately and am finally going to be punished? Da Ji! I also have to tell Qin Feng that I won't be home to prepare dinner for him, so annoying." Su Mumu muttered to herself.

Upon hearing Qin Feng's name, Xiang Yangxuan's curiosity was immediately piqued. "Who is this Qin Feng?"

"My current roommate is also my landlord. I have to prepare three meals a day to support him, and he's a gay guy." Su Mumu complained.

"Is he gay?" In Xiang Yangxuan's mind, Qin Feng was still that kind person who, although a little aloof, was like a gentle breeze to be around.

Wait a minute, Qin Feng did inquire about Brother Mu everywhere during that time. Then Xiang Yangxuan immediately looked at Su Mumu and found that although Su Mumu kept scolding Qin Feng, the smile on her lips had already betrayed him.

Could it be? Xiang Yangxuan thought to himself, "Our dorm's eldest brother, the invincible real man who can do everything, Su Mu, has turned into Nan Tong?"

Chapter 57

Even though Su Mumu was reluctant, the weekly tests that were supposed to come would still come.

The first exam was still Chinese, but the essay section was removed, and the time allotted for answering the questions was increased to one and a half hours. The teacher claimed that this was to train everyone and give them an hour to write the essay, but during the exam, many students still only spent half an hour writing the 800-word essay required for the college entrance exam.

This kind of exam is actually quite advantageous for Su Mumu, as her Chinese composition skills are terrible. She struggles to even pass an essay with a perfect score of 60. Because Su Mumu has a lively mind, she always goes off-topic when writing formulaic essays for the college entrance exam, yet she has won numerous essay competitions. Her Chinese teacher's assessment of Su Mumu is that she is too active, and such a person is not suited to the formulaic approach of the college entrance exam.

However, when it came to the reading comprehension and general literary knowledge, Su Mumu displayed an exceptionally profound literary understanding, impressing her teacher. This was simply because when Su Mumu was a child, her father wouldn't let her watch TV on weekends, so she could only stay in her room reading various boring but at least more interesting classic works than textbooks.

Chinese was no problem, and with Teacher Wang's help, Su Mumu had always done well in math as well. After the math exam, the teacher gave the students the first time they could go to the bathroom, so Su Mumu could only use this time to call Qin Feng; otherwise, she wouldn't have time until dinner time next time.

"Hey, Qin Feng, are you there?" Su Mumu was hiding under the stairs on the first floor of the teaching building. This was considered a safe place to play on her phone throughout the school, and even the teachers would deliberately avoid it.

"What's wrong?" Qin Feng was nestled in bed, clearly woken up from his afternoon nap.

Su Mumu's temper flared up immediately. "I'm here worrying about whether you'll have dinner tonight, and you're just sleeping at home? Are you that free, Boss Qin?"

Qin Feng was completely bewildered, but he could sense that Su Mumu was quite angry. However, to make his wife happy, he could only try to comfort her, "Okay, okay, Mumu, don't be angry. I was wrong, I know I was wrong. I'll pick you up after your last class tonight, okay? Don't be angry anymore~"

After hearing Qin Feng's words of comfort, Su Mumu's mood, which had been gloomy all day, finally improved a little. "You don't need to come after class. I have an exam today and won't go home until after evening self-study. If I don't see you at the back gate by 11 o'clock, you'd better be prepared to be punished!"

"Hey? Mu Mu, why do you suddenly have an exam? I remember you didn't prepare your own dinner to take to school, right? Do you want me to ask Mi Han to make some and send it to you? I heard the food at school isn't very good."

"No need, I've been eating lunch at school all day, it's not like I need to be so precious. Just be prepared to show up at the back gate of the school at 11 o'clock. You guys take care of dinner yourselves. Also, after dinner, plug in the water heater so you can take a shower whenever you want. Put the dishes in the dishwasher for me to clean up..."

Hearing Qin Feng's concern for her, Su Mumu's mood improved, and then the two of them had time to chat.

But all of this seemed very strange to Xiang Yangxuan!

Xiang Yangxuan followed Su Mumu from the moment she walked out of the classroom. He originally just wanted to talk to Su Mumu about Qin Feng and find out if Su Mumu had developed any strange relationship with Qin Feng.

But the results of this trip are too shocking! Su Mumu's tone at the beginning was more like a coquettish plea than a venting, wasn't it? And such detailed instructions, even Xiang Yangxuan's mother has never given Xiang Yangxuan such instructions.

Xiang Yangxuan returned to the classroom in utter despair, collapsed onto the desk, and tried to express his emotions through words.

"This must be it, this must be it, hahaha, it's really true! What am I going to do? My belief has collapsed! How could this be!"

Xiang Yangxuan's strange behavior startled his deskmate, "What's wrong with you? Did you discover that the religion you believe in is a cult? Or did you discover that you really were picked up from a trash can?"

Xiang Yangxuan looked up and glared at his deskmate, then lowered his head again, muttering, "How could this be? How could this be? That's... that's..."

After chatting with Qin Feng, Su Mumu happily walked back to the classroom, only to see Xiang Yangxuan, who sat in front of her, slumped on the desk looking like his faith had collapsed, muttering "How could this be~". Su Mumu asked Xiang Yangxuan's deskmate in confusion.

"What's wrong with him? Did he find himself hungry while looking at the toilet bowl after going to the bathroom?"

Xiang Yangxuan's deskmate couldn't hold back and burst out laughing, "Brother Mu, you're even more outrageous than me, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

Hearing this, Xiang Yangxuan turned around, looking at Su Mumu with a complicated expression, and said in a strange tone, "Brother Mu, I didn't expect this, I really didn't expect this, it's all my fault, my fault~" Then he turned back and continued to moan.

Su Mumu found it strange, and so did her deskmate, but so what? Just like what Mr. Lu Xun said, human sorrows are not shared, and at least Su Mumu was happy right now.

It's the same classroom, the same emo, the only difference is the people who are emo.

Lin Xiuyun was also lying on a desk in the classroom at Peking University, sitting alone in the corner of the back row, trying to hide herself.

Since Su Mumu took away all her men's clothing, she is now wearing women's clothing as well.

A JK uniform for autumn, paired with fleece-lined over-the-knee socks, is enough to handle the late autumn weather in P City. Since Su Mumu ruthlessly took away even the freedom to choose her own underwear, Lin Xiuyun is wearing the new underwear Su Mumu bought but never wore. To be honest, Lin Xiuyun still finds it a little hard to accept wearing women's clothing in the classroom.

Unlike Su Mumu, Lin Xiuyun couldn't imitate a voice, so she could only try to ignore those who tried to talk to her, including wearing headphones the whole way and letting her wig down to cover her face as much as possible. Fortunately, with a little makeup, Lin Xiuyun's face did look quite feminine, and the kind of dashing and heroic one at that; only those with real talent would dare to approach her.

However, while there are many who lack ability, there are also quite a few who are capable.

On her way home, Lin Xiujun encountered the first major problem of the day.

"Hey, Miss, are you also in management? I've never seen you before." A well-dressed young man stood next to Lin Xiuyun, asking her questions incessantly.

Lin Xiuyun had no choice; this man had been following her all the way. Ever since she left the classroom, he had been following her, and he hadn't stopped even when Lin Xiuyun ignored him.

Lin Xiuyun is in despair. She doesn't dare go home directly, afraid that if her home is known, she will be constantly harassed. But she is also afraid that something will happen to her as she wanders around.

"Miss, please get in the car."

Suddenly, a low-key yet luxurious Maybach stopped in front of Lin Xiujun. Mi Han got out of the driver's seat and opened the back door for Lin Xiujun.

Chapter 58 An Unlucky Day

Looking at Mi Han standing between her and the boy, Lin Xiuyun felt complicated, but she knew this was not the place to argue, so she could only pretend to be calm and get into the car.

After Lin Xiuyun got into the car, Mi Han ignored the boy following behind her and turned to walk towards the driver.

"Stop right there!" The man grabbed Qin Feng's arm. "Who do you think you are? You dare to take away the person I've set my sights on?"

Mi Han looked at the hand on her arm, and with a slight effort, flung the other person's arm off. "If you had just punched me directly, I might have respected you a little. Trying to act like a school bully while pretending to be civilized, tsk, trash."