Why are all the heroines falling for me, the villain?

"You're a pervert too, and so ugly on top of that. You're a sadistic siscon. Everyone stay away from him."

"???"

Seriously, what's wrong with liking younger sister characters? Can't we all get along anymore...?

"I agree with this brother's statement. I hope that all lovers in the world will eventually become siblings!"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with them being siblings, but I wonder if their parents will approve of this marriage?"

"Hehe, not only will they disagree, they might even break the legs of the brother and sister themselves."

"Holy crap, I never thought I'd run into German orthopedics while watching a movie."

Li Zhu: "..."

Can you guys stop being so gossipy? We're leaving now, okay?

There was no other way; if Li Zhu stayed any longer, she might be ruined and disgraced.

Yuko, nestled in Li Zhu's arms, looked serene and blissful throughout.

Look, everyone is showering us with compliments!

Hehe, sure enough, our resemblance as a couple is obvious. Everyone envies us for being such a good couple.

It makes people feel... weird, weirdly embarrassed.

In her eyes, when others say "brother and sister who are also lovers," it's the same as describing a very close relationship between lovers.

She unconsciously hugged him tighter.

……

After leaving the movie theater, the two wandered aimlessly through the streets.

To outsiders, they seem like a relentless dog food generator, ruining the weekend mood for single people with their cold displays of affection. Waaah!

Damn it, dog lovers strongly condemn this!

However, the person involved felt extremely uncomfortable.

"Yuko, don't you feel a little hot?"

Li Zhu tried to move her right hand, but it was already deeply immersed in the gentle embrace and refused to come out no matter what.

Actually, Yuko was holding him very tightly, and Riki was almost sweating. He also felt that the people around them were looking at them strangely.

"I don't feel that way. I'm so cold and need warmth. You're so warm. Can you share some of your warmth with me?"

Yuko pressed her face against Riyu's arm and said coquettishly.

"..."

I remember you didn't say that at the movie theater...

The longest road Li Zhu has walked is the road of the female lead's clichés.

No, this can't go on.

Although Yuko's body felt soft and comfortable, he suddenly remembered what his original intentions were and realized he could no longer indulge in women.

Silly Pear finally remembered what she was supposed to do.

I can't raise Yuko's affection level any further, what if something unexpected happens?

After her failed confession last time, Riku went to her house and met Yuko, who seemed to have fallen into a dark phase.

Something was definitely wrong, and Li Zhu still had no idea what had happened that night.

My biggest worry is, who knows if Yuko will confess her feelings a second time?

What if something goes wrong? Are we going to resort to the same old tricks again? Offering ourselves up to a tiger?

"Yuko, where are we going now?" Riyu asked, trying to start a conversation.

"casual."

"..."

I hate it when people reply with this. They say it's fine, but actually it's not okay with this or that, and you have to keep thinking about it yourself. It's really a headache.

He really wanted to say: "Yuko, I'm a pro at recoil control, I can dominate the whole map and get chicken dinners with just one AK, wanna come?"

I imagine Yuko would react like this: (smiling emoji)

So let's just forget about it.

Where can two people be temporarily separated to minimize physical contact?

Li Zhu walked and thought.

Yuko was happy to lean against him, not having to think about anything or do anything; this was just fine.

She is really happy now. She feels like she can hold Li Zhu like this all day long without getting tired of it.

No, one day is not enough. It would be best if every day could be like this, forever and ever, only by her side, belonging only to her.

read this.

Yuko secretly looked up at Riyuki's handsome profile and his thin, fresh-looking lips.

What do Pear Blossom's lips taste like? They look so delicious, I really want to kiss them...

Ever since she saw the scene of the male and female leads kissing on the Ferris wheel in the movie theater, her mind has been filled with pink thoughts.

Yuko took a deep breath of Riki's scent, her eyes filled with a strong desire, and she barely managed to suppress the urge to attack his lips.

Yuko always endures and suppresses her feelings, but if some things are not addressed, they will eventually rebound.

Li Zhu was completely unaware of these things, probably still thinking she was as safe as a rock.

Someone has been dancing on their grave for ages; who knows when they'll be gone.

……

Chapter Forty: I'll bite you to death!

The two unknowingly walked to the front of a photo studio.

Li Zhu looked at Youzi in her arms, still wondering where to go.

"Hey, handsome young man, you two seem a bit troubled. How about you come in and take some photos with your girlfriend?"

A pretty middle-aged woman walked over and greeted the two of them warmly.

She is the owner of this photo studio.

Upon hearing the voice, Li Zhu looked over and noticed the obvious crow's feet around the woman's eyes. This proprietress must have been a beautiful woman who loved to laugh when she was young.

"You've misunderstood, we're not lovers..." Li Zhu was about to explain.

But Yuko's eyes lit up because the key word she heard was—girlfriend!

Since you're a couple, you absolutely must take couple photos and wedding photos!

"You asked me where we were going, so how about this?" So she interrupted Li Zhu and asked, pointing to the photo studio next door.

Why did you suddenly decide to take pictures?

"Taking photos is so great, a photo of the two of you, capturing a beautiful moment."

Yuko became interested and begged Riko to let her go into the photo studio to have some photos taken.

"Let's go in and take some photos. We finally had this unforgettable date, so let's keep it as a memento."

"Yeah, buddy, what your girlfriend said makes a lot of sense. Why don't you consider it?"

The two women, one big and one small, both looked at him with incredibly expectant eyes.

"Oh, all right."

Li Zhu was too lazy to correct the landlady, and he didn't even hear clearly that Yuko said "date," so he simply agreed.

"Yay! Let's go inside quickly, I want to take wedding photos!"

"Um, this is a proper photo studio, we shouldn't have that kind of thing here, right?"

As she spoke, Li Zhu looked up at the shop.

Hmm, there was nothing about couple wedding dresses, so he felt relieved and followed them in.

"Wow, what a perfect couple! They're deeply in love, such a sweet pair. I miss that feeling so much!"

The middle-aged woman walked behind them with a loving mother's smile, looking at the two of them and sighing with emotion.

A few minutes later.

Li Zhu realized to herself that she had been tricked.

Isn't this a legitimate photo studio? How did it turn into a wedding photography shop?

Wait a minute, how could this be a wedding photography studio?

I've checked the decorations at the entrance and inside, and there's nothing about a couple's wedding.

Damn it, they have no sportsmanship! How dare they cheat a young comrade like me!

"No, I have to talk to the boss's wife about this!"

Then, he was punished by the two of them working together.

Unexpectedly, Yuko, that girl with thick eyebrows and big eyes, also betrayed the organization, and Riki was once again betrayed by the person next to her.

"Aren't wedding photos only taken when you get married? Why are we taking them?" Li Zhu said helplessly to Youzi.

"You're mistaken. This wedding photo isn't what you're imagining. It's just a keepsake. Don't take it too seriously, young man."

"That's right, that's right. The landlady said it's okay. We're just taking a few pictures as souvenirs, so don't resist anymore."

The proprietress beside her smiled slyly, like a cunning old fox, and Yuko was completely bewitched by her, only able to echo her words.

Another half hour passed.

"Hey buddy, relax a bit more. Your face is all stiff. Be natural. Come on, look at the camera."

Li Zhu, dressed in a suit and tie with a fake smile, was forced to work while holding Youzi, who was wearing a white wedding dress, in his arms.

Li Zhu vaguely remembered that this was their sixth set of clothes.

Yuko was already basking in happiness, and she had already decided on the name for their sixth child.

Then another half hour passed.

The proprietress only ever says the same few phrases over and over: "Look at the camera, smile, get closer..."

She was very excited because Li and Zhu were the most good-looking couple she had ever met, so as a fan of good looks, she was very happy to see her treasured clothes being worn by them.

Only Li Zhu's inner thoughts: "Yeah, you have to smile. You have to smile when taking pictures. I'll take your motherf***ing photos!"

Yuko here has already counted out the size of a football team. What she's counting isn't important; what's important is that she has entered the highest realm of delusion.

Boss lady: Yes, the photos are all great. Whether it's their looks, figures, or temperament, the two of them are really a perfect match.

Ah, take a few more pictures, I'm so satisfied...

Only Pear Blossom's world, now broken, is complete.

……

afterwards.

The proprietress, having had her fill of taking photos, didn't charge them and gave them a free copy of the pictures.

Li Zhu's resentment has subsided considerably. It's actually quite nice; after all, who wouldn't love getting something for free?

Oh, and she also gave Li Zhu and the others two of her treasured amusement park tickets.

She won this in a lottery a few days ago. She originally wanted to wait for her husband to come back so they could go together and enjoy some time alone together, to recapture the feeling of those days.

But who could blame them when Li Zhu and the other woman thoroughly satisfied this old lady's empty heart today?

I'm so happy, I'm giving you the tickets! Go enjoy your time together, and remember to have a great time for us!

So, after having lunch, they headed to the amusement park with anticipation.

……

Unexpectedly, I ran into an acquaintance somewhere.