"Yeah! It's a duel! Or something else! Draw a line!" Wang Zi shouted angrily.
"Of course it's a competition! We advanced intelligent beings aren't like your savage beasts. The topic is a race, so of course we can use any props and any means!" Sisi said with a mocking laugh, revealing her pearly white teeth.
Sisi is a scientist who specializes in theoretical construction, and her head is full of all sorts of wonderful ideas.
Nan Nan is a mechanical expert who always carries a wrench and is skilled at repairing and manufacturing various high-tech machines.
"Don't regret it, our minds are not like yours, you low-IQ beasts." Sisi and Nannan pointed to their heads and laughed mockingly.
"What did you say! Gurgle." Wang Zi gritted his teeth and waited angrily for the chimpanzee.
"That's why you monsters with bad brains are bound by your instincts, and all you can do is fight with your teeth and claws," Sisi said, spreading her hands.
"So? Have you decided? Pay up or compete?" Sisi flashed her pearly white teeth, her smile utterly sarcastic.
"A promise is a promise!" Qin Jing said.
“You’ve taken the bait! Let’s settle this once and for all. We’ll choose the venue, and you teachers will be responsible for applying for the witnesses. The stake is your scholarship as a special admission student!” Nan Nan excitedly raised her hand.
"Ah~ Of course, considering we're both primates, we'll still provide you with a pound of bananas for every meal after you lose, hee hee hee hee!"
"See you in a week, you foolish beasts and humans! Waaaaah!"
Sisi and Nannan laughed and took out their unicycles for getting around. The two sisters jumped on and, before leaving, turned back to give Qin Jing and the others a mocking grin before slowly walking away.
"So annoying!!" Wang Zi said, clenching his fist.
"Xiaojing, what do we do next? Are we really going to race them? This is clearly a trap," Whale asked.
"Xiaojing, leave it to me. I definitely won't lose to them in a race," Wang Zi said, clenching his fist.
"No, calm down. They'll definitely use all sorts of scientific tools, and they'll probably set traps too. We can't win just by running." Qin Jing shook her head and rejected the idea.
"Ugh, what should we do?" Wangzi felt like his brain wasn't working properly.
"Don't rush, we'll investigate further tomorrow. Let's go back to the dorm now!" Qin Jing said, this time he was really serious and ready to investigate thoroughly.
“Mm.” Seba nodded in agreement.
Since he'd been provoked by the chimpanzee, he had to respond properly. He refused to believe that there was any monkey in the world he couldn't handle, except for Ms. Yoshiko!
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Section 98, Chapter 32: Playing Like Humans
Through computer investigation, Qin Jing learned a lot of information.
He met many well-informed netizens in the YYY chat group, whose full name is "Let's Chat with Monsters in a Friendly Way".
"Xiaojing, are those two gorillas really better at inventing than humans? It's a lie, isn't it?" Wangzi asked unwillingly.
"No, those two female gorillas were right, they did indeed go into space before humans."
Ham, a chimpanzee, was the first hominid to travel into space and return successfully, more than two months earlier than Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin. Chimpanzees are skilled at making tools, can start fires to roast marshmallows, have stronger short-term memory than humans, and scientific research has shown that human infants under nine months of age have lower intellectual development than their chimpanzee counterparts.
"But they're just laboratory animals that were requisitioned. What's there to be proud of? Even if they're related by blood from millions of years ago, wouldn't they still try to climb up to someone who can save face? Hmm... that's something about humans."
Qin Jing typed as she complained.
Does anyone know about Qianqian Nannan from the chimpanzee tribe?
【茜茜楠楠? That's that arrogant chimpanzee!】
[I know they look down on other monsters! There are plenty of other people doing research at the academy besides gorillas!]
[The twin sisters of the chimpanzee tribe are renowned genius inventors in the elementary school district. The older sister, Sisi, is responsible for the research and design, while the younger sister, Nannan, is responsible for creating the duo.]
They established a research institute, receiving funding from the academy for technological research, and are already slated to enter the professional yokai district—youkai with research talent. However, they have wicked personalities, are extremely arrogant towards other yokai, and have a very bad reputation within the academy.
“He’s arrogant and has a terrible personality. That’s the key.” Upon seeing this sentence, Qin Jing’s eyes lit up and she muttered to herself.
Thank you for the information, Hanako-chan.
Don't be shy, it's like a fox's tail.
At this moment, Little Seba asked at the dinner table, "Does Xiaojing need my help?"
"No need, Wang Zi and I will handle this!" Qin Jing replied confidently.
"Okay." Little Seba obediently nodded and continued gnawing on the meat.
"As long as it's a fair and square competition, I can definitely beat them," Wang Zi said, clenching his fist.
"Then let's compete head-on, you damn monkey... Hehehe." Qin Jing laughed sinisterly.
"Xiao Jing is so cool, even when she's seriously bickering with the chimpanzee!" Whale is also trying hard to gain favor with him today.
This time, Qin Jing invited Teacher Mimi as a witness, while the Gorilla Girl invited the Karasu Tengu filming crew from the school's news department. With the help of the Kappa group, they set up a large projection screen to broadcast the event live, attracting many yokai to watch.
The competition was held on a stretch of sandy land several kilometers long, where only creatures like camels and sand cats usually roamed. The soft ground made it easy to sink in, which was not conducive to running.
Boom boom boom, the roar of an engine came from the original spot.
The gorilla sisters came rushing over on a sand buggy with big wheels. There was a banana logo on the front and back of the bike. They grinned mockingly at Qin Jing and her group, still with that same disdainful expression.
"It's too late to regret it now, you silly, adorable dog, and a bald guy who's completely bald!"
"What did you say! You guys are being too cunning by using transportation!" Wang Zi protested.
“We’re not like you beasts who only know how to rely on brute force and have no brains. We rely on our brains! Brains! Understand?” Qianqian pointed to her head and said disdainfully.
"Whoosh, Xiaojing, can I beat them up?" Wangzi angrily raised its tail and turned around to ask.
"Wangzi, calm down. Let's shut them up with the competition." Qin Jing stepped forward and patted Wangzi's head.
"Woof... I know, Xiao Jing, pat my head a little more, it feels so good." Wangzi squinted his eyes comfortably, and his tense body relaxed.
"I also want Xiaojing to touch my tail," the whale said enviously.
The tengu camera crew is in position, and the reporters are pointing their cameras this way.
Facing the camera, Sisi didn't forget to advertise, saying, "This motorcycle is a racing-grade motorcycle developed by Banana Company, powered by demonic energy. It's not only suitable for sandy terrain, but also very stable and fast on mountain roads and highways! The tires are made of rubber produced by the Rubber Monsters of the Demon Realm. Even if you puncture a hole with a sharp knife, it will automatically fill back in, so you can use it with confidence on rugged mountain roads!"
"No warranty, but replacement guaranteed! If there's a problem, we'll replace it with a new one! Interested parties please contact Banana Technology!"
"Has the commentator we hired arrived yet?!"
"I'm coming!"
At this point, the monsters who had been watching became very excited.
[Shameful!]
【RUA!】
【OPEN-THE-GAY!】
The narrator is a gray-haired dog-headed monster wearing a red scarf backwards. Its main job is in the gaming world, but it came here to be a narrator due to an unknown will. Don't be fooled by this dog's funny face. Legend has it that when it takes off its makeup at home and transforms into human form, it is actually a beautiful girl with animal ears and white stockings.
Because they were both from China, Qin Jing knew the other's name.
"Hello there!"
"Ah, we're all from the Qin Dynasty, don't be so polite."
"Your current personality is on Derich's side, right?"
"The commentators are here too! The players are all in position. Can both sides get ready to start?" Teacher Mimi walked up and asked.
“Anytime is fine, woof.” Nan Nan, sitting on the motorcycle, lowered her windshield and said with a smile.
"I'm ready!" Wang Zi shouted, clenching his fist.
The two demon girls arrived at the cement ground at the edge of the sand and sat down to prepare. The track ahead was one kilometer long, with stone pillars protruding on both sides, forming a straight track with a total width of more than 5 meters.
Teacher Mimi will fly over first and wait for the winner at the finish line.
Teacher Mimi announced: "The two teams sent out for this competition are Nan Nan from the chimpanzee tribe and Wang Zi representing Qin Jing from the human tribe. There are no restrictions in this competition except that the participants cannot actively harm each other. The first one to reach the finish line wins!"
"Alright! Ready for the match! Begin!"
"Whoosh!" She made a 'beep!' gesture at Wangzi, gave a mocking smile, twisted the accelerator hard, and the large exhaust pipe made a loud banging sound as she circled around Wangzi.
Suddenly, the car braked sharply in front of him, the front wheels regained their balance, the rear end lifted up, and the car's rear end was directly facing the mirror, spewing exhaust fumes. It then screeched to a halt, burning off the tires and billowing white smoke as it drifted backward. This made Wang Zi cough.
The commentator's eyes widened as he exclaimed, "Wow! Nan Nan is actually a seasoned driver; her driving skills are absolutely amazing!"
"Wow! Nan Nan is not only an engineer but also a product tester. Her handling of machines is top-notch!" Qianqian said with a proud smile.
Seeing Wangzi's disheveled appearance, Nan Nan laughed loudly: "Silly dog, I'm leaving first."
Nan Nan raised the front of the car high and charged straight ahead, the rear tires kicking up clouds of dust that flew straight towards Wang Zi's face, preventing her from giving chase.
Taking advantage of this moment, Sisi pressed the remote control, the box on the back of the motorcycle opened, and something fell out and landed all over the track behind it.
"It's a horse nail! Unbelievable! You area- fvcking- animal!"
The sharp spikes could easily pierce through shoes and penetrate the soles of feet, making it impossible for Wangzi to move forward.
"What? Are you already at a loss? Humans!" Sisi grinned smugly.
"I knew you'd pull this stunt!" Qin Jing shouted. "Wang Zi, make your move!"
"I understand!" Wang Zi pulled a water balloon from his bag and threw it forward. The water balloon exploded in front of the motorcycle, turning into a sticky, spherical pool of water that trembled slightly like pudding. If someone crashed into it, they probably wouldn't be able to get out for a while.
"Whoa!" Nan Nan was so frightened that she hurriedly turned the car around and drifted away from the water ball, barely stopping before crashing into the stone pillar.
"Gorilla, what were you saying just now?" Qin Jing asked with a smile.
Section 99, Chapter 33: Despicable and Insidious Unspoken Rules
The proverb "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!" originated from the Code of Hammurabi, the ancient Babylonian king, and was later quoted in famous works such as the Old Testament.
Although Qin Jing preferred the Chinese saying of "repaying evil with justice," in any case, being able to strike back at the monkey was truly a pleasant experience.
"That's despicable! They actually used a weapon!" Sisi shouted.
"Haven't you heard the saying, 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a technology for a technology'?" Qin Jing said with a smile.
"What! How did you, a mere human, manage to get your hands on something like this?" Sisi asked.
"Silly gorilla, don't you know that in this world, if money can solve a problem, then it's not a problem?" Qin Jing said with a smile.
Since the goal is to counter the advanced technology of these chimpanzees, Qin Jing thought it best to use even more advanced technology than the chimpanzees themselves.
So he visited almost all of the school's technology research facilities, which were Banana Company's competitors.
The arrogant and disdainful chimpanzee sisters had long incurred the wrath of the masses.
Upon hearing Qin Jing state her purpose, the other party naturally agreed to cooperate. They shared a common enemy and a common goal. Moreover, Qin Jing had money, and they had technology; their cooperation couldn't be more suitable.
The game that Wangzi just threw out was the Whale Research Institute, which has a highly intelligent brain. Whales and dolphins in the outside world have brains that are more developed than humans. Their ability to locate and identify sound waves is hundreds of years ahead of human technology.
The whale monsters provided them with water spheres that could restrain fairies over a wide area.
There is also the Elephant Science Institute, which has a history of elephants in Africa that were shot by poachers and had bullets lodged in their skulls. After being injured, the elephants calmly sought help from veterinarians, cooperated with the anesthesia, and underwent surgery, which saved their lives.
This time, the elephant monster provided them with rocket launchers with automatic tracking capabilities.
Wang Zi injected demonic energy into the rocket and launched it. This time, flames spewed out from behind the ball, chasing after Nan Nan.
"Whoa!" Nan Nan couldn't dodge this time and was blown into the sky.
"Teacher! Teacher! They've broken the rules! They've used weapons!" Sisi protested.
"Don't worry, this is just a toy designed to blast the target into the air and make it flip 360 degrees. It won't harm any monsters," Qin Jing explained with a smile.
"Really? Then it's alright." Mimi nodded in relief after hearing Qin Jing's explanation.
"No way! This is a biased refereeing! I protest! I protest!" Sisi shouted.
"Wang Zi, go! End this farce!" Qin Jing ignored Qianqian and continued to give orders.
"Leave it to me!" This time, Wang Zi took out a U-shaped magnetic tool, aimed it at Nan Nan's car, gripped the magnet tightly, and used the strong attraction it generated to fly behind Nan Nan.
In mid-air, Wang Zi pulled out five or six balls and threw them directly at Nan Nan.
The squid squirting juice meant she lost her career; several cannonballs blasted her into the air, spinning her around, and when she finally landed, there was a banana peel underneath her.
"This is completely illogical!!!" Nan Nan's car skidded and fell to the ground. She was exhausted and sat down, crying loudly.
"Don't talk about how unscientific this is in the world of monsters. This is common sense for a generation." Qin Jing smiled happily as she looked at the big screen. Spending several months' allowance to play like this is actually quite nice.
"I don't admit it! I absolutely don't admit it, human! You're conspiring with other research institutes to scheme against us!" Sisi shouted angrily, grabbing Qin Jing's collar.
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