What?! My anime figurines have all come true!

This teasing flirtation was like a sharp blade, snapping the string of reason in Chen Xiao's mind!

Despite not being a vampire and not using the power of the vampire figurine, Chen Xiao opened his mouth and bit into Tsurugi's slender neck as if he were thirsting for blood.

Of course, he couldn't actually suck blood.

He simply instinctively learned Kakyoin Noriaki's signature move from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

le le le le le le le le le~~~~

thrush:--!!!

Cold...shivering...

Oh, wrong, it wasn't cold, just pure shivering.

As the 'reward' time gradually passed, Chen Xiao's hands began to instinctively climb upwards, preparing to lock Tsurugi entirely in his arms.

Unfortunately……

Click—!

The sound of the door opening suddenly rang out. Asuna, who came out of the bedroom, saw Tsugumi and Chen Xiao sitting on either side of the sofa and asked with some confusion:

"Huh? Miss Tsugumi, Akira, what are you doing?"

Neither of them answered immediately.

Upon closer inspection, Chen Xiao was seen crossing his legs as if trying to conceal something, while simultaneously covering the corner of his mouth with one hand.

The thrush on the other side had its legs together, its body drooping like a child who had done something wrong, one hand covering its neck and the other hand resting on its knee.

The two also shared a common trait: their faces were covered in sweat and their hair was disheveled.

"How suspicious...!"

Asuna's eyes suddenly sharpened.

What were you two doing?

Upon hearing this, Tsugumi trembled like a startled kitten, then braced herself against the edge of the sofa to get up, frantically trying to explain:

"I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything! That's all, I'm leaving now! Bye-bye!"

After saying that, Dong staggered towards the bedroom.

"..."

Asuna could clearly see that the other person's legs were weak, but she didn't say anything to point it out.

"Ahem, Asuna, I can explain..."

Now that Chen Xiao has regained consciousness, he feels a pang of guilt.

It's like the kind of movie you see in "My Past Life".

"Xiao, don't play in the living room next time."

Upon hearing Asuna's words, Chen Xiao looked up in surprise.

"what?"

Seeing that Chen Xiao didn't understand her meaning, Asuna's pretty face blushed slightly.

Although she was quite looking forward to it, she still felt shy about saying it out loud!

"If you're going to do it, please go to another room, the one that's..."

Chen Xiao: ...

Now I understand.

"It wasn't what you thought, Asuna! Tsugumi and I weren't at that point, we were just..."

Chen Xiao hurriedly stood up to explain, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say next.

Because I had indeed entered the intro just now, if Asuna hadn't appeared and interrupted the rhythm, what would have happened next would have been a foregone conclusion!

Asuna?

However, just as Chen Xiao was feeling troubled, he suddenly noticed that Asuna's condition was a bit off.

"what……"

Asuna, looking slightly dazed, lowered her head, raised her hand to make a small gesture, then compared it to her abdomen, and her face immediately turned as red as a lobster.

"Waaaaaah!!!!"

With a scream that echoed throughout the living room, Asuna covered her blushing face and turned to run away.

"Ah, this..."

Watching Asuna flee in panic, Chen Xiao was unsure whether to feel proud or embarrassed.

Chapter 47 Chen Xiao: I always feel like countless eyes are watching me.

Chen Xiao couldn't quite understand Asuna's reaction.

From the moment they were created, they possessed self-awareness and could even see into the bedroom through the glass window of the display case.

Logically speaking, he should have already seen everything he should and shouldn't have seen.

He didn't believe that when he was at the airport (computer) preparing for takeoff, and the machine was swinging back and forth, these female figurines would actively look away or close their eyes!

(sad)

Why did Asuna flee in panic in front of Chen Xiao?

This is where the gap between theory and practice needs to be explained.

Some people in real life may have watched countless videos online and have a solid theoretical foundation, but when it comes to actually doing it, they are completely at a loss and may even be so nervous that they don't know where to start.

Asuna's situation was similar to this.

Even though she, like other female figurine collectors, knows every detail of Chen Xiao's body better than anyone else.

But when Asuna actually faced the ferocious beast that was about to pounce, she couldn't help but panic. Especially after she subconsciously compared it with her hand, her brain inevitably started to go berserk.

The sight of a large umbrella immediately conjures up images of thigh muscles, nakedness, pounding rice cakes, sowing seeds, and illegitimate children…

Human imagination can only leap so far at this level.

Lu Xun: ?

Did I say that?!

Splash splash splash splash...

"Oh no! Why is the rate of decline accelerating so quickly?"

Chen Xiao, who rushed to the bathroom to take a shower, lowered his head helplessly and leaned against the bathroom wall with one hand.

While trying to calm myself down, I couldn't help but sigh.

I feel like the heroine in an RPG eroge, being deliberately manipulated by players to offer themselves as a form of entertainment, causing my moral depravity to accumulate and eventually pushing me to the brink of ruin.

Until it completely falls to Lv.Max!

Click!

"As long as your mind isn't warped, it's fine. Holding it in all the time will cause big problems."

With that thought in mind, Chen Xiao used one hand to lift off the wall and turn off the shower valve.

Transparent water droplets flowed down his strong, muscular physique, dripping onto the shower floor with a soft, crisp sound.

However, just as he stepped out of the shower, he felt a sudden chill down his spine and instinctively looked back.

Naturally, nothing was found.

? ? ? :——!

"Could it really be my imagination?"

Because it happened every time he showered, Chen Xiao had almost gotten used to the feeling. If it weren't for the fact that it was so unsettling this time, he wouldn't have even turned back to check it again.

"It can't be that you haven't seen enough of my usual appearance, so you're even peeking at me when I'm showering, right?"

Upon considering this possibility, Chen Xiao couldn't help but chuckle.

Although all the figures in the house have a natural affinity for him, not all figures are as 'direct' as Misaki Shokuhou. There will definitely be a strong, upright figure who will step in to stop him from doing something as bad as peeping.

"I must have been tempted too much lately, which has made me a bit neurotic... Phew! It's getting a bit cold, I'd better get dressed quickly."

After Chen Xiao changed his clothes and left the bathroom, a gap-like spatial crack slowly tore open in the shower wall, filling the space with a sense of space.

The faint sounds of deep breathing from a large number of creatures could be heard from inside.

And that night.

The person who was supposed to cook has been replaced by Shiina Mahiru.

At the same time, the way she looked at Chen Xiao became a little strange.

Not only did their gazes constantly shift on him, but they also made soft slurping sounds from time to time while eating, whether because the food was too delicious or because of something else even more delicious.

Chen Xiao didn't dare to express his doubts at all.

You can only pretend you know nothing and keep your head down while eating. As long as you ignore it, the plot won't be triggered, and you can keep your corruption level stable.

I doubt they would do something like drugging someone...

perhaps?

…………

Meanwhile, just as the figurines were making a new progress in their 'conquest' of Chen Xiao, Mr. K, far away on the border of China, couldn't sleep at all.

Because his informant, whom he had secretly planted in Shanghai, was inexplicably eliminated.

"Mr. K, we still can't get in touch with the 3 of Spades."

The subordinate who knocked on the door came in looking anxious and said that he had called several times using encrypted calling, but no one answered.

"No need to fight anymore."

K, with a furrowed brow, waved his hand.

He then took out two plane tickets to Shanghai from his pocket and casually tossed them into the ashtray on the table.

"The mission is cancelled, so this second payment will be returned to the company, plus compensation."

Even someone as easygoing as K felt a pang of regret at the loss of the large sum of money that had barely been stored on his phone.

“Mr. K…”

"The reason why the 3 of Spades went missing has been found by the Ace of Diamonds. It was a joint operation by the Gao family of Guangdong Province and the countermeasures team of the Shanghai Anomaly Management Bureau to crack down on many hidden organizations within Shanghai, including our people..."

That is, the missing 3 of spades.

The unlucky guy who was slapped to the ground by Qingxuanzi and didn't even have time to drink his orange juice.

"The Gao family of Guangdong Province? Those nouveau riche tycoons! Why would they do something like this, with all they think about is making money?"

The subordinate looked puzzled.

"Ha! That's because they were used."

K chuckled.

His tone then became serious and wary.

"And they used you so quickly they discarded you like a used tool... Phew! They acted so fast! Such ruthless methods!"

The Gao family members, along with the countermeasures team, seemed to be guided by someone, and they found the pawns hidden in Shanghai with unparalleled precision.

Even for a Celestial Master, who is like someone with a third eye.

Unless one has mastered divination to a high degree, it is very difficult to divine the unknown targets hidden in a city out of thin air.

At the time, Huang Qingque had absolutely no information and found it by wandering around aimlessly with her men!

Who would believe there's nothing fishy going on here?

Then, not long after the Gao family finished their work, a mysterious hacker master, [Funeral Parlor], suddenly appeared on the Internet.