The Dimensional Tavern of the Mefilas Alien

Kakashi was certain he didn't recognize the characters, but the meaning of the words automatically filled his mind the moment he saw them. This technique far exceeded his understanding of ninjutsu.

"Naruto, that pub might be dangerous."

Naruto, who had been struggling, stopped and turned to look at Kakashi: "How could that be? The shopkeeper and Jamila are both very nice people!"

Kakashi still didn't dare to relax. He secretly sent a signal that only the Anbu could understand, and then said to Naruto, "You can't judge a book by its cover. Some people may seem friendly on the surface, but they may be harboring malicious intentions."

Naruto sensed the concern in Kakashi's words.

He scratched his head: "I don't quite understand what you mean. But I think the shop manager and Uncle Jamila are just like you, truly good people!"

Kakashi smiled wryly. A good person? Himself? If his former enemies heard this, they'd probably laugh their heads off.

"Really? Then we definitely need to go and take a look."

At that moment, another person suddenly spoke to them.

Kakashi felt a chill run down his spine. Who was this person? How could they get this close to him so silently?

But he immediately saw what the person looked like.

"Lord Hokage!"

"Three generations of grandfathers!"

"Put Naruto down!" the Third Hokage said to Kakashi with a smile.

The Third Hokage didn't wear the Hokage hat or the sacred robe this time; instead, he dressed like an ordinary retired old man.

"I'm also very interested in that Monster Tavern. Can I join you this time?"

After much deliberation in his office, the Third Hokage made a decision: this time, he would not simply stand by and watch. Therefore, he decided to face everything together with Naruto.

As the Hokage, what he did was actually very risky and not quite in line with his initial expectations.

However, when the Third Hokage saw the pub's doors appear unexpectedly beside Naruto, he finally understood.

If the bartenders could freely appear around Naruto, then all their current tactics would be nothing more than ignoring the elephant in the room—a form of self-deception.

They have to confront the drinking culture head-on.

The Third Hokage did not intend to place this responsibility solely on Kakashi's shoulders.

He is the third Hokage of the village. Protecting everyone in the village is his duty.

In the past, he hadn't done this job very well. So this time, he wanted to fulfill his responsibilities properly.

Of course, the third generation didn't come recklessly without any preparation.

The Anbu had reported this to him before. After receiving the secret message from the village, Jiraiya had already rushed back to Konoha as quickly as possible.

Therefore, the Third Hokage left a secret letter for Eiji. In case something happened to him at the bar, he instructed Jiraiya to succeed him as the Fifth Hokage.

However, the third generation wasn't actually that nervous.

Based on Naruto's words and the current behavior of this tavern, the probability of the tavern owner harboring hostility towards Konoha is low. Otherwise, given his unpredictable ability to open the door, he could have simply assassinated him directly without going through all this trouble.

The reason he made so many arrangements was simply because he habitually considered the worst-case scenario.

……

I just reread the original story and discovered that Kakashi actually cares quite a bit about Naruto's nutrition, often bringing him vegetables. So why can't he teach Naruto more skills? Could it really be because they're incompatible?

Chapter 51 Expectation Violation

"Is the Third Hokage coming too?" Naruto was naturally overjoyed. However, Kakashi was the one hosting this time, so he glanced at Kakashi with a troubled expression, wondering what he was thinking.

"Of course, no problem."

Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the Third Hokage arrive, and naturally, he had no reason to refuse.

"Let's go then!"

Naruto was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately slid down the tree trunk like a monkey, then stood under the tree and waved to the two of them: "You two hurry up and catch up!"

The Third Hokage and Kakashi instantly appeared beside Naruto. Naruto was startled, then blinked repeatedly and stared at the two of them, asking, "How did you do that? Can you teach me?"

He could already imagine how cool he would be when he returned to school after learning this trick.

Sakura will definitely look at me with adoration then, right? That arrogant Sasuke will definitely admit defeat.

"As expected of Naruto, who is destined to become Hokage. I, Sasuke, surrender!" Naruto imagined that scene, his mouth almost stretched to his ears in a grin.

The Third Hokage and Kakashi couldn't bear to look at him.

At this moment, they were all of one mind and felt that they should find a way to properly teach Naruto and not let him continue to be so foolish.

Kakashi didn't jump very far, and the three of them arrived at the entrance of the bar in no time.

Naruto then realized something was wrong: "Why is there only a door and no room?"

The Third Hokage then drew a connection to Rashomon, a secret technique passed down from Hashirama Senju and circulating within Konoha.

Those who master this technique can summon several enormous gates through spirit communication to defend against enemy attacks. Some believe that Rashomon is actually a gate to the underworld, but there has never been any concrete evidence.

Although the entrance to this bar wasn't as huge as Rashomon, its form was quite similar to Rashomon.

Naruto's confusion lasted less than a second. He immediately pushed open the bar door and rushed inside with his short legs.

The Third Hokage and Kakashi quickly followed.

Upon entering the tavern, the two experienced ninjas quickly surveyed the entire environment.

Judging from the layout and furnishings, this is indeed a typical bar, and although the decor is different from the various bars they have been to before, there is no essential difference.

After surveying the surroundings, the two quietly turned their attention to the people in the bar.

"Welcome to Monster Tavern!"

The first person to catch the eye was Jamila. Murphy was cooking in the kitchen, and Homura Akemi had gone home after get off work to beat up Kyubey. So, he was the only one left to greet the guests.

'So ugly!'

The Third Hokage and Kakashi had the same idea.

Jamila's true appearance was far more grotesque than the costume in the special effects film. Even though they were both seasoned ninjas who had seen countless battles and carnage, they were still taken aback.

"Uncle Jamila! You're here too!" Naruto greeted Jamila warmly.

'Naruto isn't afraid of him at all?!' The two were quite surprised.

"It's Naruto! Long time no see!" Jamila greeted Naruto warmly.

"Who are these two...?"

Jamila remembered Naruto saying he was an orphan, so she was unsure whether the Third Hokage and Kakashi were his companions or just new guests who happened to come in together.

"This is my grandfather's third generation, and this is my father's student, who is also my senior!"

Naruto happily introduced the two of them.

Kurama inside Naruto simply lay flat.

Since things have come to this, let it be destroyed! I just hope that the preparations I made beforehand will be of some use.

"I see. Please follow me, all three of you!"

Gintoki, who had originally planned to come and give a science lesson, felt relieved and sat back down.

However, he still glanced at the Third Hokage and Kakashi a few more times.

The Third Hokage and Kakashi, of course, also noticed Gintoki's gaze.

The two actually saw Gintoki as soon as they entered the house.

Although Gintoki appeared lazy and listless, both the Third Hokage and Kakashi sensed a subtle aura of strength beneath his nonchalant demeanor.

'The white-haired man looks human. But his demeanor and the wooden sword at his waist... could he be a samurai like those from the Land of Iron?' The Third Hokage pondered to himself.

Kakashi was puzzled as to why Gintoki kept staring at his face, and even occasionally showed a hint of displeasure.

'Does he know me? But why don't I remember him? Was that expression hostile? No, it was less hostility and more like jealousy. Could it be jealousy of my reputation in the ninja world?'

After thinking for a long time, Kakashi really couldn't think of any other reason besides this.

However, if he heard Gintoki's rambling, he might understand the reason for everything.

"Damn it, why did Kakashi get over 2 votes in the popularity poll while I only got 2000? How is a comedy manga inferior to a shonen manga? However, I'm ranked number one among the most popular silver-haired characters, while Kakashi is only eighth! So, it seems I'm still better!"

Gintoki can occasionally break through the fourth wall slightly. However, he doesn't really care about this useless ability. After all, breaking through the fourth wall won't make his life any easier. In contrast, Gintoki would much rather suddenly receive a lucky break in the next lottery.

"What would you three like to order?" After Naruto and the others sat down, Jamila began to order for them.

"The tavern has recently received a batch of high-end ingredients, including mushrooms from Kewpie, Gabaton, Twintail, Kemjira, and Mashura. You can cook them however you like!"

The Third Hokage and Kakashi had come in with the intention of fighting to the death, but now Jamila was here obediently taking their orders, and this unexpected disappointment left them feeling empty.

"It sounds delicious!" Naruto's eyes lit up with excitement as he looked at Kakashi with anticipation.

Kakashi was wary when he heard it was high-end ingredient. But a glance at Naruto softened his heart, and a look at the Third Hokage beside him gave him confidence again.

Was this also considered official business? If I spent too much, wouldn't the village feel obligated to reimburse me?

Kakashi generously said, "Then let's have three servings of each ingredient, prepared in your best way."

"What about alcohol and beverages?"

"Any recommendations?" Kakashi asked.

Jamila recited the names of many wines in one breath, as if she were reciting a menu.

He's an astronaut, after all, and a top student on Earth. Memorizing the menu is a piece of cake for him.

Aside from some familiar sake, Kakashi heard a bunch of sake names he'd never heard of before.

"Give me a glass of black gold rum, please!" Kakashi became interested in a name.

"I'll just have a pot of ordinary sake." As an elder, the Third Generation didn't have Kakashi's spirit of trying new things, so he ordered something conservative.

Naruto wasn't interested in alcohol: "I want orange soda!"

"OK, a glass of dark rum, a jug of sake, and a bottle of orange soda. Please wait a moment!" Jamila confirmed their orders and then went to the bar to prepare them.

Chapter 52 Earth's Fate is Invasion

The Third Hokage and Kakashi still find it incredible.

Is this incredibly powerful drinking establishment really just a legitimate business?

The thought of aliens serving them food gave them a strange sense of pride and satisfaction.

However, the two weren't there just for the food. They began analyzing the entire pub.

In Konoha, this would be the busiest time for a tavern. But here, besides them, there was only a white-haired samurai gorging on sweets, indicating that the business was struggling.

Moreover, in the ninja world, places like taverns, even if they don't hire prostitutes to accompany customers, will at least try their best to find decent-looking people to work as waiters.

But the waiter at this bar was a guy who was so ugly he was practically a monster... The word "monster" really suits him perfectly!

"These are drinks for the three of you, and here's a complimentary hot towel!"

A short while later, Jamila brought over their drinks.

"Thank you." The Third Hokage and Kakashi maintained a polite facade. They wouldn't be this reserved or stiff in a regular bar. But since they were dealing with aliens, it was better to be cautious.

Naruto, however, remained as nonchalant as ever: "Uncle Jamila, why are you delivering food here?"

"I received a favor from the store manager, so I became his subordinate and stayed here to work."

"What favor?" Naruto's mouth moved faster than his brain.

Kakashi was a little nervous, worried that Naruto's random questions might anger Jamila. After all, Jamila looked so ferocious; she was clearly not someone to be trifled with.

But when he glanced at the Third Hokage out of the corner of his eye and saw that the Third Hokage was as steady as a mountain and not flustered at all, he couldn't help but admire him: As expected of the Hokage, he was ashamed of his composure!

But in reality, the Third Hokage only remembered Naruto telling him that Jamila was a kind and gentle person.

When Naruto tried to treat Jamila to ramen, he almost killed her, but Jamila still patiently explained things to him.

If what happened back then is true, Jamila certainly wouldn't have gotten angry over such a small offense.

As expected, Jamila didn't get angry at all: "Don't you remember? The manager said that I was originally a human. I mutated because of the terrible environment and became what I am now. Didn't you want to treat me to ramen back then?"

"Ah, I remember now!" Naruto exclaimed, as if he had just regained his memory.

He scratched the back of his head sheepishly: "I almost killed you back then, I'm so sorry!"

The Third Hokage couldn't resist taking a deep drag on his pipe. He remembered everything, yet Naruto had forgotten it all in just a few days?