Thinking of this, Jiang Shu couldn't help but explain with righteous indignation: "Actually, this is what happened. I used to be a thief for a while because of making a living, and I have quite a bit of experience in theft."
I know that most people in the Kingdom of Zhu view the people of the Empire with prejudice, especially the police. So it is heartbreaking to see you being treated coldly by everyone while you are enforcing the law normally. I really want to stand up for you.
So I want to prove to everyone in my own way that you are righteous.
So I planned to steal from you, just as you accused this girl of. If you discovered it immediately, it would mean that no amount of sophisticated thieving skills could be of any use to you. In that case, this girl, who clearly isn't from the underworld, would have no chance of stealing anything from you, and she would be innocent.
If you didn't notice anything from beginning to end, it means you were really not very vigilant. Anyone could steal something from you, even that girl.
As it turns out, I was right; you were not wrong about this girl.
Besides the valuables, I also disassembled your guns piece by piece and stole the parts, even taking out the bullets one by one. In the end, I even tore off your clothes and pants piece by piece, but you didn't notice at all.
This is beyond a simple lack of vigilance.
To be honest, you can all be considered role models of perseverance despite physical disabilities; your spirit is worthy of everyone's emulation!
He mumbled a lot of nonsense, and the two policemen didn't quite understand it all, but judging from his tone, it seemed like he was praising himself.
Only then did they realize what had happened.
It turned out to be the case.
No wonder her shoes and socks disappeared even though she didn't lift her foot.
So it wasn't taken off, but torn off piece by piece?
But what about the soles of the shoes?
Could it be that it was pulled out, like when you accidentally step on a landmine and cut off the sole of your shoe, then press down with a heavy object the moment you pull your foot out to fool the mechanical device?
But the human body is a much more sensitive structure than a machine. How could it possibly conceal the entire process from its own body's perception?
That's a fucking master thief!
A hint of respect crept into their eyes.
"Then what about the underwear? Why didn't you steal the underwear?"
“It’s too dirty,” Jiang Shu replied.
The two exchanged a smile and said apologetically, "There's nothing we can do. We're too busy with work, so we don't wash at all."
Upon hearing this, the onlookers' expressions softened considerably.
How busy can work really be? That must be an excuse!
So... these two patrol officers who caused so much trouble for everyone are not only mentally challenged, but they can't even wash their own underwear?
Then we can't resent them anymore, after all, they're fools.
Ultimately, it's all the Empire's fault. Why did they let two idiots become police officers?
With that thought in mind, everyone felt relieved and gave the two policemen friendly smiles.
This made the two of them feel flattered.
The people here... have never looked at them like that before.
They were inexplicably moved.
If one can be respected, who wouldn't want to be a good person?
It's just that the world is too corrupt and the environment is too terrible, so how did the boy who aspired to become a good policeman end up like this, going along with the corrupt ways?
They smiled at each other.
His smile was filled with helplessness, regret, and relief.
It seems... we can no longer bully and monopolize the market.
Next time, just actually give them money.
With that thought in mind, the two policemen, wearing only faded yellow underwear, put their arms around each other's shoulders and left happily and joyfully in the afterglow of the setting sun, amidst the delighted and relieved gazes of the crowd who were surprised that they would actually travel together.
Seeing this, Jiang Shu became somewhat anxious.
You may have achieved your goal, but I haven't reached it yet!
He called out to the two of them.
"Wait! I stole your stuff too! Quick, call some men to deal with me! I have a lot of brothers, you'll need to call more!"
The two policemen turned around and smiled at the same time.
"I'll forgive you this time."
Looking at this beautiful and harmonious scene that seemed almost unreal, Gandhi couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Is there really any need to save India in this state?
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