Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life...

Under the captain's instructions, the entire base, or rather Hydra, still stated that it would not continue to cooperate with the Red Room, and the relationship between the two sides dropped to a freezing point. Drekoff's compensation was only to ensure that Hydra would not retaliate against the Red Room, but if the two sides met, Black Widow would still be a target for Hydra to eliminate.

This announcement infuriated Drake, but he dared not retaliate against Hydra or the base, and could only vent his anger on the rebellious Black Widows.

And that's exactly the effect the Avengers wanted.

After the director finished this grand performance, the group stayed at the base for another day to thoroughly erase all traces of Black Widow's existence.

Sherlock used the Anywhere Door to temporarily transport the Black Widows, who had gained their freedom and removed their locators, to his house, Captain America's house, and Zhao Weike's house. He instructed them to stay in his house, Zhao Weike's house, and Captain America's house and try not to go out.

Only then did they pack up their belongings and leave the base through the Anywhere Door.

As for their destination, it's simple: Budapest, the capital of Hungary, where there is a private safe house belonging to Scarlett Johansson.

The group hid in Black Widow's safe house and stayed there quietly for several days before starting their operation. On the first day, Black Widow appeared on the streets of Budapest as the first Black Widow to gain her freedom.

Like someone who has just gained freedom and is very curious about everything, she wandered around the streets of Budapest, leaving her footprints in shopping malls, cafes, dessert shops and even tourist attractions.

The remaining people set up extensive security around Black Widow's safe house in preparation for a sudden attack from the Red House.

However, one day and only one person were not enough to attract the attention of the Red Room. So on the second day, Black Widow grabbed Sherlock, who was the thinnest among the group, and dressed him up as another Black Widow. Black Widow also changed her face.

Just like on the first day, the two left their mark in almost every place in Budapest where cameras were everywhere.

After a whole day, the first thing Sherlock did when he returned to the safe house was to kick off the high heels he had been wearing all day, even saying that they were torture instruments.

Everyone laughed heartily at the sight of Sherlock forced to cross-dress, especially Tony, who even secretly took several photos of Sherlock.

However, Tony's smile vanished the next day, because Black Widow had her eye on him!

After all, apart from Sherlock, Tony was the only one among the group who was relatively thin, so on the second day, Tony was also forced to experience the pain of wearing women's clothing and high heels.

This situation terrified Hawkeye and Zhao Weike, who were afraid that Black Widow would punish them the next day. In between setting up security and surveillance, the two of them worked out like crazy, trying to get as big as possible so that they wouldn't be punished by Black Widow.

Throughout the entire process, only the captain remained a smiling observer. After all, among everyone present, he was the most muscular, with arms almost as thick as Black Widow's thighs, so the captain wasn't worried at all about being drafted by Black Widow.

Chapter 233 Captain, are you sure you don't have any relatives or anything?

As it turns out, the captain underestimated the wickedness of society and the darkness of human nature, especially when it involved Sherlock and Tony, two of the Avengers who were most skilled at creating things.

Actually, if Black Widow had only targeted Sherlock or Tony, there probably wouldn't have been any problem. After all, it was a mission, and everyone present understood that some sacrifices were necessary.

Let alone the Avengers, even ordinary military scouts would be taught the skills of cross-dressing scouts; it's not a big problem.

But the unfortunate thing was that after Black Widow had her fun with Sherlock, she then spent another day having fun with Tony.

As we all know, when the same thing happens to two people in a boy group, it is no longer just an 'event', but becomes an obsession.

These two men, who had experienced the same thing, would try to make other boys experience it too, just like when they were caught skipping their dorm by the counselor, that guy would mobilize all his connections for life.

The main point is that I can be caught, but I absolutely cannot be the only one caught!

After experiencing Black Widow's rampage, Sherlock and Tony had this mindset. Originally, they might not have paid attention to Captain America's big body. After all, compared to Captain America, it would have been better to first target the relatively 'skinny' Zhao Weike and Hawkeye.

However, the captain's "it's none of my business, I'm just watching for fun" expression was just too infuriating. His detached, detached attitude made not only Tony and Sherlock grit their teeth, but even Zhao Weike and Hawkeye were itching to get theirs.

The result was that the four men didn't sleep all night. Some were collecting materials, some were on guard, some were on watch, and some were creating. In one night, with the help of Sherlock's alchemy and Tony's technology, they managed to customize a bracelet for the Captain.

The next day, when Black Widow came to conscript men, the four men subdued the captain without saying a word and put the bracelet on his wrist.

As the bracelet was fastened to the captain's wrist, the captain let out a painful growl the next second. A wave of air emanated from the captain, instantly sending the four people hanging on him flying.

By the time the four people got up from the ground, the captain had already transformed. In front of them was a woman with a slender figure, a curvy figure, broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and a big butt, who brought out the S-shaped figure of women to the extreme!

That's right, the four of them spent the whole night researching. Tony contributed his portable armor transformation technology, Sherlock contributed his human transmutation technology, and together with the materials that Zhao Weike and Hawkeye obtained, they managed to customize a transformation bracelet for the Captain.

Seeing their captain successfully transform, the four men on the scene were incredibly excited and started celebrating. However, when the captain looked up at them with a resentful expression, the four men were momentarily stunned.

Sherlock: "I don't know why, but I feel like the captain's face is strangely familiar?"

Tony: "I feel like I've seen this somewhere before, but I just can't remember!"

Hawkeye: "That being said, I don't know why, but I always feel like this face isn't quite serious."

Zhao Weike: (!_!)

After hearing what the three people were saying, Zhao Weike glanced at them sideways for a while, then silently took out his phone and sent them a link. When the three people opened the link on their phones and were redirected to the website with black background and orange text, they all fell silent for a moment.

How can they possibly prove that they absolutely haven't seen any content related to the captain on this website? That's a huge problem!

On the contrary, Black Widow, seeing everyone fall silent for a moment, quietly came behind Sherlock and the others. After seeing the contents of Sherlock's phone, she whistled excitedly and looked at the four somewhat bewildered people with a mocking expression.

"The flavor is truly unique!"

Black Widow made a cheeky comment, and just one sentence was enough to break down the defenses of the four people instantly. Of course, it wasn't just these four who were broken down, but also the captain who had just looked in the mirror.

"Fxxk!!! Sherlock, what have you done?! How did I end up looking like that damn adult film star?!"

With the captain's roar, the five of them started fighting in an extremely childish way almost instantly. On the other hand, Black Widow calmly sat down on the sofa and even made herself a cup of coffee to quietly enjoy the drama unfolding before her.

Only after the five men stopped fighting, panting heavily, did Zhao Weike cover his eyes and ask the captain a question.

"I have a question, Captain. How do you know that your face looks exactly like that adult film star?"

"..."

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's question, the captain fell silent for a moment. What was he supposed to say? Should he tell everyone in front of him that because he used the Sherlock transformation device during the Battle of New York, he was constantly searching for his own name online?

Not only did I see a female adult film star who looked very much like me, but I also saw a male adult film star wearing extremely shameful clothes.

The captain felt he couldn't bring himself to say it! He could only respond to Zhao Weike's complaints with silence.

Although the captain didn't reply, it was clearly better to just say it directly. After seeing that the captain didn't reply, everyone's gaze towards him suddenly became strange. That smug look gave the captain goosebumps.

Hawkeye slyly nudged the captain's arm and made a 'funny' comment to the captain.

"I didn't expect you to be so narcissistic, Captain!"

These words won the approval of everyone present, including Scarlett Johansson who had been watching the show, almost instantly, while Captain America could only suffer in silence.

After everyone had calmed down for a while, Sherlock seemed to remember something and spoke to the captain.

"Captain, do you really not have any relatives or daughters living away from home?"

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Upon hearing Sherlock's words, the captain's head was filled with a huge question mark. He looked at Sherlock with a puzzled expression and asked him.

"What do you mean?"

Hearing the captain's question, Sherlock paused for a moment before explaining to the captain.

"The bracelet on your wrist is something I made using alchemy. It's called the Gender-Changing Bracelet. To put it simply, after you wear this bracelet, your body will transform into a proper person of the opposite sex."

Take Captain, for example. The moment you put on the bracelet, you became a woman who has periods, gets pregnant, and gives birth, until you take it off.

Most importantly, your DNA is still your own DNA…

Sherlock didn't finish his sentence; he stopped there. Tony, who reacted the fastest, couldn't help but step forward and pat the captain on the shoulder after hearing Sherlock's words, speaking to the captain with a solemn expression.

"Don't worry, I'll get that adult film star's DNA sample as soon as I get back..."

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The back-and-forth between Sherlock and Tony completely baffled the captain, who looked at everyone with an expression of utter ignorance and naivety.

Chapter 234 The Red House Finally Arrives

Seeing Sherlock and Tony bullying the captain, who had the lowest level of education, Black Widow could only sigh helplessly and explain to the captain. However, after Black Widow explained what the two meant, the captain's expression did not improve but became even more confused.

She even began to suspect that her parents had another child after she joined the army, or that her DNA had been stolen by Hydra.

Seeing the captain's dazed expression, Hawkeye thought for a moment before patting him on the shoulder and comforting him.

"Captain, don't overthink it. First of all, the probability of two completely unrelated people looking exactly alike is very low, but it's not impossible. Secondly, Tony has already agreed to help you get that actress's DNA for comparison. You don't need to worry about the rest."

Upon hearing Hawkeye's words, Zhao Weike immediately began to comfort his captain.

“That’s right, Captain. Instead of worrying about that adult film star whose relationship with you is still unknown, I think you should be more concerned about the high heels that knocked Tony and Sherlock down!”

Hearing the two men's words of comfort, the captain rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky. He gave them a deep middle finger and complained to them.

"Neither of you intended to let me go!"

Seeing the captain's reaction, all the men in the room burst into laughter. How to put it? Spending too much time with that bastard Sherlock would inevitably lead to being influenced by him for no reason. The captain was the best example of that.

Since the Battle of New York, the captain has transformed from a model young man who never swore into the down-to-earth person he is today.

Upon witnessing this scene, Scarlett Johansson rolled her eyes to the heavens. If the timing hadn't been so inappropriate, she would have grabbed the ears of these damned men and yelled at them.

Those high heels you see as instruments of torture are practically welded to my feet!!!

However, it must be said that thanks to this little gadget, Black Widow was spared the steps of doing Captain America's makeup and matching clothes. After simply using that high-tech gadget to swap Captain America's and her own faces with Black Widow's, Black Widow led Captain America out of the safe house once again.

After going through the same process all day, the next day, under the coercion of Captain America, Sherlock, and Tony, the bracelet was put on Hawkeye's wrist, and then Hawkeye was taken out for another stroll by Black Widow.

On the third day, Zhao Weike, along with almost every man present, went for a stroll with Black Widow.

The reason for doing this is actually quite simple: to send a message to the Red Room that the Black Widows, who have gained their freedom, are still gathered together and cautiously exploring this completely unknown world.

This lured out the Red House's hunting party to deal with the Black Widows who had gained their freedom.

The reason for creating the impression that everyone is still gathered together is simple: to attract enough members of the Black Widow's hunting team.

After all, the only information obtained from the freed Black Widow was that her sister Yelena was in the assassination squad, but she didn't know how many squads there were or how many people were in them.

Therefore, the best solution that everyone could think of was to attract as many members of the Black Widow's hunting team as possible to increase the probability that Yelena would be sent there.

With the help of Sherlock's gender-changing bracelet, the group went out for almost half a month. During this time, Black Widow would occasionally use the transformation device to transform into Dark Tong Dawei and Hawkeye, who was wearing the bracelet, and they would constantly act out their relationship.

The intention was to portray the Black Widows gradually settling into a peaceful life after gaining their freedom. However, a full two weeks passed, and things remained calm. Some even wondered if Drekoff was planning to let the freed Black Widows go.

Of course, during this time, everyone also made sure to call their families to let them know they were safe.

Helen, Pepper Potts, and even Hawkeye's family were all quite resentful that a group of men had abandoned them and disappeared without a word for half a month. But when they learned that the group was helping Black Widow save her family, they instantly forgave them.

A group of men even bluntly asked their husbands to put in more effort and stop thinking about slacking off all day, which brought tears to the eyes of the group of men.

Sherlock cried the most among them. He wanted to apologize to Doro for disappearing for half a month without a word. Sherlock thought Doro would miss him.

But the truth is quite the opposite. Under the care of Anna, Mindy, Helen, and Pepper, Doro lived like an emperor. From the night the Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance clashed with the Yellow Hair Alliance, Doro never walked on his own two feet!

When faced with Sherlock's video call, Doro vividly demonstrated what it means to be so happy that you forget everything else. Not only did Sherlock never want to enjoy such treatment, but even Zhao Weike and Tony, who were the main wives, never experienced it!

Zhao Weike & Tony: "Wife, you've never sung this lullaby to me before!?"

For a full two weeks, the group practically vomited from exploring the entire city of Budapest, but the damned Red House didn't make a single move, infuriating the group to the point of frantically criticizing the Red House's intelligence gathering capabilities and reaction speed.

Just as the story of Scarlett Johansson and Hawkeye's "flirting" was nearing its final stage, the Red Room finally made a move.

That evening, after the two returned to the safe house separately, the alarm system, which had never sounded before, finally went off, the alarm everyone had been longing for.

The moment the alarm sounded, the group of people seemed to be injected with adrenaline. Apart from Scarlett Johansson, who looked slightly nervous, everyone else excitedly grabbed their weapons.

After all, the people on the other side were all pitiful, so there was no need for them to kill them. Zhao Weike switched his gun to a tranquilizer gun, Hawkeye used the back of his knife, and Tony, after putting on the new 'Doctor Doom Armor' which combined the Mark V armor, picked up a baseball bat.

On the contrary, Sherlock and Captain America were more composed. Sherlock simply transformed his spear into a stick, while Captain America did it even more simply, turning his Stormbreaker upside down and standing at the entrance with the hammer head up.

Seeing the barely suppressed excitement on everyone's faces, Scarlett Johansson's lips twitched slightly. After hesitating for a long time, she quietly reminded the men whose smiles were harder to suppress than AK's, giving them a villainous grin.

"Calm down, friends. Stop smiling like that. You look just like villains in a movie. Remember, they're all innocent 'puppets'!"

Chapter 235 The Smile Gradually Becomes BT

As it turns out, Scarlett Johansson, a veteran spy for many years, has an exceptionally keen eye for choosing safe houses.

The safe house is located in the middle of the building, with people living on both the upper and lower floors, ensuring that enemies cannot rush in by breaking through the floorboards in an uncontrollable way. In addition, the safe house is located in the old town, where the century-old buildings block the possibility of enemies breaking through the walls to enter.

In this situation, whoever is on the other side only has two options left: break down the door or break the window!

The moment the alarm sounded, everyone on the scene was already in position at the windows and the front door, waiting for the Black Widow assassins sent by the Red House to break in.

The captain, dressed as a Hydra captain, looked at Sherlock, who had transformed and was now standing opposite him with a stick. His expression was incredibly complicated. Taking advantage of the moment before the enemy breached the gate, the captain muttered something to Sherlock.

"No, Sherlock, are you out of ideas? Can't you at least change your outfit?"

Hearing the captain's complaint, Sherlock looked down at the clothes that the Destroyer Armor had transformed into, along with the hood that covered his entire head, with a question mark slowly appearing on his head.

"Aren't I doing just fine?"

"What a load of rubbish! If I had known you were cosplaying Red Skull, I would have rather died than wear that Hydra uniform!"