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While plucking the poor chicken to prepare it for roasting, he was also making the crest on its head.

It was only at this moment that everyone realized that the raw material for the feather crest on Hawkeye's head was actually his mother's dog leash!

Most importantly, there are no employees in this pet store; it's a closed pet store!

In other words, Hawkeye has now committed trespassing. If the pet store calls the police, Hawkeye, the Avenger of the Battle of New York, will almost certainly be sent to jail!

Seeing this, the smile quickly shifted from Hawkeye's face to Zhao Weike's. Looking at Hawkeye's face, which was as black as the bottom of a pot, Zhao Weike patted Hawkeye's shoulder in a cheeky manner and said...

"Oh, my famous Mr. Barton, I wonder if you're trying to cosplay as the Elf Prince, or perhaps you're experiencing the hunting life of Native Americans? Oh, I forgot to mention, who would have thought that the renowned Hawkeye would lose to a bunch of adorable dogs?"

When Zhao Weike mocked Hawkeye, he even seemed to disregard human life and death, completely ignoring Hawkeye's increasingly dark expression.

Clearly, Hawkeye's situation is worse than Zhao Weike's. At least Zhao Weike can settle things with a little money, while Hawkeye may have to deal with that group of heartless maggots.

Of course, Hawkeye in the video wasn't concerned about whether he would have to deal with those heartless maggots in the future. After cleaning up the poor pet chicken, he actually grabbed Tony and wanted to use Tony's palm cannon to roast the whole chicken he had just prepared!

The crucial point is that Tony in the video actually agreed to Hawkeye's request!

Amidst the captain's hearty laughter, an Iron Man, with his hand raised, carefully controlled the energy output of the palm cannon in his armor, which far surpassed the world's technological level, as he roasted chicken for another Avenger who had transformed into a jungle hunter!

The location was a pet shop that was considered a 'crime scene', and most importantly, the mastermind had all sorts of dogs clinging to his clothes!

Even more outrageous is that, damn it, Tony's palm cannon can actually be used as an oven!

Everyone at the scene was completely dumbfounded as they watched the whole chicken in the video slowly turn golden brown, even Tony himself was bewildered.

As the creator of the armor he wore, Tony was also surprised to learn that his Palm Cannon, after its energy output was limited, could actually be used as an oven!

However, soon after, the sound of police cars could be heard in the video. Clearly, Hawkeye had triggered the pet store's automatic alarm system when he broke into the store.

As the sound of the police sirens grew closer, the captain laughed and took a swig of his drink before hoisting Sherlock and Zhao Weike, who were both lying on the ground, onto his back. He even swayed slightly before making sure they were stable, then laughed and addressed the two men who were roasting chicken.

"Men! Let's start our escape! The cops will be here soon, let's run side by side! Our celebration and dreams shouldn't end now!"

As soon as the captain finished speaking, he carried the two men and charged out of the pet shop.

Behind the captain were Tony and Hawkeye!

Even more outrageous, the two didn't forget the damn chicken in their hands while they were running away. Hawkeye even tore off a half-cooked chicken leg and handed it to Tony.

Tony actually accepted the chicken leg without hesitation and even put it in his mouth!

Most importantly, even when escaping, Tony didn't forget to give Hawkeye a bad review!

As they watched the scenes unfold in the video, everyone present fell into complete silence, especially the team leader, who had no recollection of what had just happened and felt that what had just been shown in the video was beyond his comprehension.

After a long while, Sherlock looked at the captain who was sitting silently to the side and asked him a question.

"Captain, are you sure you don't usually suppress your personality too much?"

As Sherlock finished speaking, Tony patted the captain on the shoulder with a helpless expression and said to the captain.

"Don't worry, I'll recommend a psychologist to you when we get back!"

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As Sherlock and Tony continued to tease the captain, Hawkeye's eyes twitched incessantly.

No, was he the only one who noticed that the captain was using a lot of slang when he was speaking? Those terms like "little guys," "cops," and "fight side by side" are pure street gang jargon!

Who would have thought that your handsome captain with thick eyebrows was once one of those legendary scoundrels? Hawkeye was shocked and seemed to have discovered some deep-seated secret of the captain. He decided to go back to the station and investigate the captain's past after this matter was over.

Hawkeye had a feeling there was definitely a lot of untold fun going on here!

Of course, Hawkeye didn't say any of this. Instead, he quietly watched as everyone teased the captain. As for the captain, well, the captain himself was questioning his life.

Looking at his own wild and unrestrained self in the video, coupled with Sherlock and Tony's teasing, the captain himself began to doubt himself. Could it be that he was really too repressed on a daily basis, which led to him letting loose like this after drinking too much?

To be honest, the captain himself wasn't really sure, because this was the first time he'd gotten drunk since receiving the super soldier serum. After all, no one had ever tried to fight him to the death over drinking like those blond-haired guys.

That's why the captain didn't object to Tony's suggestion to introduce him to a psychologist; instead, he remained silent, which was tantamount to acquiescing to Tony's proposal.

After all, the captain has his pride too. If there were a crack in the ground right now, he'd probably hide right there in it.

However, the still-playing video showed no intention of letting the captain off the hook.

Despite carrying both Zhao Weike and Sherlock, the captain in the video moved with incredible speed, along with Tony in his armor and Hawkeye, who, despite being drunk, still possessed top-notch physical abilities.

The three of them moved with incredible speed, and getting rid of Uncle Hat was no big deal for them at all.

It can only be said that the United States is a magical country. Here, as long as you are not pinned down on the spot by Uncle Hat, many things can actually be discussed afterward.

Under such circumstances, Uncle Hat usually doesn't chase criminals as desperately as Rabbit does.

Therefore, with the help of various factors, the group did not run too far, and simply ran into a park to shake off Uncle Hat's pursuit.

The problem was that the group had run into the park.

You should know that nighttime is usually very dangerous in the United States, and parks are the most dangerous places at night, especially this free park where the group has come.

If it's a paid park, it's fine; they'll hire security guards and such. But free parks are like havens for criminals at night!

Unsurprisingly, the group was surrounded by a group of thugs shortly after arriving at the park.

To be honest, almost all petty thugs in the world are the same. Thanks to their ignorance and the onset of their adolescent delusions, they show no fear even when facing Tony in his armor.

They even seemed to be using their numerical advantage to try out Tony's armor and make a fortune off Tony, the world's richest man.

Faced with this situation, Captain America and Tony exchanged a glance and immediately started fighting without saying a word, while Hawkeye was responsible for protecting Sherlock and Zhao Weike, who were already lying on the ground.

The three of them were already top-tier fighters. Even though the captain didn't have a shield and Tony didn't use any lethal weapons, they still managed to beat the group of thugs so badly that they scattered and disappeared without a trace.

This little incident itself is not a big problem at all, and it can even be said that it is not a problem.

But often, the details are hidden in the unexpected.

Do you remember when Hawkeye fed Tony a chicken leg while they were running away?

After a while, the half-cooked chicken leg started to exert its strength!

The moment the battle ended, Tony immediately opened his visor and started vomiting. However, before Tony could even clear his stomach, a deafening rumble of his stomach came from the video.

Unfortunately, due to the current suit model, even though Tony felt unwell, he couldn't open his suit, and flying back would be too late.

Therefore, in a moment of desperation, Tony almost instantly unleashed all his intelligence, running like a madman to the unconscious Sherlock, grabbing Sherlock by the collar without saying a word and launching two fierce punches.

You know what, after the two of them fought, Sherlock, who was originally unconscious, actually woke up briefly. Seeing that Sherlock had regained consciousness, Tony almost roared at Sherlock like a madman.

"Quick! Sherlock, think of a way to use your amazing alchemy to help me take off my armor, I need to poop! Hurry!!!"

Hearing Tony's roar, the dazed Sherlock did not activate his alchemy. Instead, he took a glove out of his pocket and put it on.

Then, with a slap, Tony was knocked to the ground. Without saying a word, the stomped on Tony's back and gripped the gap in the armor on Tony's buttocks tightly with both hands.

The next second, to everyone's disbelief, Sherlock simply ripped open Tony's suit of armor and his pants.

She even thoughtfully ran her hand along the edge of the torn armor to make sure there were no barbs before closing her eyes and collapsing again.

Tony in the video didn't care about anything else. After Sherlock tore open the armor on his backside, Tony scrambled to his feet and tried to rush towards the bushes not far away.

Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned, and Tony's sphincter muscles couldn't hold back the overwhelming urge to defecate.

Hearing the indescribable sounds coming from the video, Sherlock and Tony's eyes met instantly, and they both saw a faint killing intent in each other's gazes.

Sherlock finally figured out why, after waking up, his head felt like it had been stuffed into an ever-expanding balloon and then thrown into a blender.

Sherlock initially thought the aftereffects were from a hangover from drinking too much, but he never expected it to be caused by a concussion from Tony!

Tony wasn't much better off. He thought it was embarrassing enough that he had to poop in public, but he never expected that he would actually poop while running!

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Although the video was shot from Tony's first-person perspective and didn't capture Tony's heroic running and swearing, just listening to the continuous sounds, Tony's cursing in the video, and the fleeting glimpse of his path when he turned around after reaching the bushes, made everyone at the scene laugh so hard they almost fell over.

To be honest, when the captain said that Tony had defecated in public, everyone thought it was just a stupid thing Tony did when he was drunk. They never expected that he would actually defecate in public like that!

When this scene unfolded before Tony's eyes, he felt that his life was over. His eyes were filled with murderous intent as he looked at the crowd. He even began to consider whether he should just kill them all right there and then.

Clearly, compared to Zhao Weike and Hawkeye before him, Tony felt he had lost face to the point of no return.

Finally, the captain couldn't hold back any longer and patted Tony on the shoulder before speaking.

"Don't worry, the psychologist will help you heal this psychological trauma. Don't worry too much about it, after all, you were drunk at the time! If it really doesn't work, let's stop watching."

To the captain's utter surprise, his words were met with opposition from everyone, with Tony being the one who reacted the most strongly.

"Don't even think about it! Even if it means death, we'll finish playing this video today!"

Tony practically gritted his teeth as he said this. After all, apart from Sherlock, who had already passed out drunk from the start, everyone else had already lost face. Did Captain Tony really think he could escape unscathed at this point?

Grandma!

The captain, burdened by the angry crowd, couldn't say much for the time being. He could only scratch his nose and watch the projected video in silence.

Because it's Tony's first-person perspective, for a long time the video only shows leaves.

When Tony finally cleaned up his mess and took care of his hygiene, he reappeared before everyone, and the once harmonious team inexplicably started arguing.

Even Sherlock, unaware of when he came to his senses, joined the argument.

The argument was about whether the captain could fight the tiger one-on-one.

Sherlock: "Stop fucking bullshit. Even if you have the physical abilities of a human at their peak, how could a skinny monkey like you possibly beat a tiger?"

Hawkeye and Zhao Weike agreed with Sherlock's words, but the captain, who was clearly drunk, disagreed with Sherlock and pointed at him angrily.

"It's just a tiger, right? I'll just slide tackle it..."

"And then you went straight into the tiger's belly?"

Before the captain could finish speaking, Hawkeye smoothly took over the conversation, silencing the captain's long-winded explanation, and the two argued endlessly.

After resolving his personal issues, Tony returned home to find himself annoyed by the commotion, and he yelled at the group that was still arguing.

"Can't you just take action and solve this? What's the point of arguing here?"

Although Tony's words seemed cryptic, they were like a reminder to Sherlock. In the video, Sherlock pulled out the Anywhere Door from his four-dimensional pocket without hesitation, opened it, and was about to drag Captain America and Tiger into a duel.

The captain, not one to back down, boldly carried Zhao Weike inside with Sherlock, and even Tony and Hawkeye followed.

Although Sherlock never revealed where his Anywhere Door opened in the video, judging from the docile Siberian tiger around them and the surrounding trees, Sherlock is truly ruthless.

Of all the tiger breeds, they just happened to pick the one with the strongest fighting power for the captain.

Most importantly, the drunk Sherlock clearly forgot to retract the Anywhere Door, and after arriving in Siberia, he led the captain and the others around here for about half an hour.

You know what, they were really lucky; they actually found a tiger!

That's right, it's the tiger right next to everyone, named Gong Baiwan!

However, the Gong Baiwan in the video was not as docile and obedient as he is now. When they first met, Gong Baiwan had a rather ferocious look on his face and let out a roar that could intimidate all beasts.

As the saying goes, a tiger roars in the mountains and forests. The deep roar of a tiger can even scare some small animals to death, let alone a few people experiencing it up close.

Almost the instant the tiger's roar sounded, the group of people instantly regained their senses. Instinct took over their thinking, and the five of them moved with exceptional precision, turning around and fleeing without the slightest hesitation.

Even the captain, who had just vowed to slide tackle the tiger, did the same. Tony even forgot that he was wearing armor that could take off, and just ran wildly with the others.

"Captain! Go and slide tackle it right now!"

Although Sherlock is incredibly fast, under the influence of alcohol, he still finds himself teasing the captain.

After hearing Sherlock's words, the captain rolled his eyes at him and ignored him, instead carrying Zhao Weike and running headlong towards the place where the Anywhere Door had been.

Unfortunately, two legs can hardly outrun four legs, and the armor itself is not good at fighting. It was not designed for Tony to run, so unsurprisingly, Tony was the first to be pounced on by the huge tiger.

"No! Help me! I don't want to become tiger poop!"

The moment Gong Baiwan tackled Tony, Tony let out a shrill scream, completely forgetting that his armor could withstand missile and artillery fire.

And the captain was really a good Samaritan. After hearing Tony's cries for help, the captain, who was originally running in the lead, suddenly stopped, then carried Zhao Weike and turned around to run towards the big tiger.

The moment they got close to the tiger, the captain grabbed Zhao Weike's ankle tightly and used Zhao Weike, who was wrapped in bullet chains all over his body, as a hammer, swinging him directly towards the tiger's head.

This scene was captured perfectly by Tony's helmet, even showing the vomit that shot out of Zhao Weike's mouth as he was being used as a hammer due to the immense inertia.

Seeing this scene in the video, Zhao Weike's gaze instantly locked onto the captain not far away, and he complained to the captain in an annoyed tone.

"Captain, you'd better give me a satisfactory explanation!"

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