Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life...

When Coulson heard this, it was as if he had seen a lifeline.

I was just thinking of using this as an excuse to cancel this hair removal session, but unexpectedly, two old men suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

After making a few phone calls, Tony announced it directly to the manager of the beauty salon.

"Alright, now I'm your boss. You can rest assured and have him remove your hair. I'll cover all the expenses!"

Tony's words quickly drew cheers from the crowd, and almost everyone looked at Coulson, whose feet were off the ground and whose face looked completely innocent, with ill intent.

Fortunately, the person in charge of the beauty salon was quite ethical. After thinking for a while, he explained to Tony that it wasn't about the money, but about the fear of infection. After all, full-body waxing can cause a lot of damage to the skin and pores, let alone for a weirdo like Coulson whose soles are covered in hair.

Just as Coulson's hopes were rekindled by the words of the person in charge, the appearance of another "sixth brother" instantly turned Coulson's newly risen hope into despair.

At this moment, the black-boiled egg stood up!

"Go for it! If you need hospitalization or recuperation afterwards, S.H.I.E.L.D. will cover all the expenses!"

Black Egg's words once again drew cheers from the crowd, and made Coulson truly understand what despair meant.

What made Coulson feel even more desperate was that Sherlock stepped in at this moment to kick him while he was down!

"Don't worry, Coulson, I can concoct elixirs to alleviate the skin damage you've suffered after hair removal. If all else fails, I can even activate human transmutation to help you recover!"

Sherlock paused here before continuing with a sly grin on his face.

"Of course, all of this will happen after you've had your hair removed!"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, Coulson could no longer contain himself and began to hurl insults at Sherlock.

"Sherlock! I'm JY#@#JPY! You#JPY@ clearly could use alchemy directly! I%JPY#@!"

Faced with Coulson's accusations, who had completely broken down, Sherlock simply shrugged indifferently, then chuckled and hid behind the crowd, watching helplessly as the distraught Coulson was carried into the beauty salon.

How should I put it? People never feel tired or dirty when they are doing bad things!

For example, after the beautician finished applying beeswax to Coulson, Sherlock actually asked if he could peel it off himself.

After obtaining the beautician's permission, and with Coulson's lips coated in honey, Sherlock happily tore off the beeswax from Coulson's arm, eliciting Coulson's screams and laughter from those around him.

Sherlock's actions were like flipping a switch, and poor Coulson became a tool for everyone's amusement, with almost everyone in the room wanting to try it out themselves.

And the facts have proven one thing: although it is immoral to build one's own happiness on the suffering of others, it is damn interesting!

It's hard to say whether Coulson, who was forced to become everyone's source of amusement and whom everyone wanted to personally help with his "hair removal," or the Coulson from the original TV series who was killed by Loki but resurrected by Eggman, is more tragic.

Judging from the screams, Coulson, who became the butt of the fun, was undoubtedly in a more miserable state. Well, at least he screamed much louder!

The good news is that Coulson saved his beautiful hair.

The bad news is that after the hair removal was over, Coulson was completely exhausted, both in appearance and in his personal life!

If Coulson could choose again, he would rather Loki really kill him, really.

After Coulson, who had spent the entire day getting his hair removed and was practically a regular attraction at S.H.I.E.L.D., was taken to an ambulance and then to a hospital designated by S.H.I.E.L.D., the fun finally came to an end.

After everyone went back to rest for a night, the Avengers parted ways the next day. Black Widow wanted to take a good vacation, Tony had to deal with the Chitauri remains, and Banner wanted to return to his no man's land to continue living in seclusion.

Hawkeye wants to go back to see his wife and children, while Thor also wants to take Loki, who is hiding in the isolation pod, and the Tesseract back to Asgard.

After a heartfelt farewell, the Avengers' first gathering came to a close.

Sherlock packed up and prepared to find a secluded spot to use the Anywhere Door to go home and live his peaceful life.

As for why he didn't go to the Ancient One and have her take him to Asgard to get 'compensation'?

Of course, it's so that Loki can reflect on his actions!

In short, during the month Loki is transformed into a catgirl, Sherlock will not actively seek out the Ancient One to ask her to take him to Asgard to retrieve the Tesseract.

However, to Sherlock's utter surprise, when he returned home with Doro, he was not greeted by Zhao Weike, but by two empty houses and a note.

To put it simply, Zhao Weike and Helen took their two little girls on vacation! While I was fighting tooth and nail in the Battle of New York, Zhao Weike and Helen were actually on vacation!

Sherlock was so jealous he was practically on the verge of a plasmolysis!

Chapter 205 The Avengers' Vacation Life 1

Not only Sherlock, but even little Doro was furious after learning that Zhao Weike's family had gone on vacation. The two angry guys almost simultaneously launched into a tirade against Zhao Weike the moment they dialed his number.

"Old Zhao! You went on vacation and didn't even call me?"

"You're a bad guy! Going out to play without calling me Doro! Doro hates you!"

Almost simultaneously, the calls of conquest reached Zhao Weike's ears over the phone, but even though Zhao Weike was trained, he couldn't understand what the two were saying at all.

However, based on Zhao Weike's understanding of Sherlock, even though he didn't hear exactly what Sherlock said, he could guess what Sherlock meant.

"Ah~"

Zhao Weike sighed before speaking to Sherlock.

"I was just worried about interfering with your important business. I saw you and Doro making a name for yourselves in Manhattan on TV! Besides, I originally wanted to call you, but I waited at home for a long time and you didn't come back. In the end, it was just Helen and me taking Anna and Mindy on vacation!"

Whether it was the initial sigh or Zhao Weike's tone when explaining to Sherlock, both were inexplicably filled with a sense of melancholy in Sherlock's ears, who knew Zhao Weike very well.

This left Sherlock somewhat bewildered, completely unaware of what had happened, and even unsure how to respond to Zhao Weike.

After holding it in for a long time, Sherlock finally managed to squeeze out a sentence.

"Old Zhao, what happened? Are you feeling weak?"

Zhao Weike, who was initially feeling melancholy, immediately broke down and started cursing after hearing Sherlock's words.

"Sherlock! If you can't speak properly, then shut up! I can still piss ten feet against the wind!"

"Then what exactly do you mean by that helpless tone?"

Sherlock clearly had no intention of letting Zhao Weike off the hook, and continued to press him for answers.

"What the hell is that... never mind, are you coming over? If you're not coming, I'll tell you when I get back! I'll just have to hear what your brilliant ideas are."

Zhao Weike was about to blurt out what he was grieving over after being provoked by Sherlock's words, but for some reason he stopped himself. Sherlock had an almost instinctive feeling that there was definitely a lot of fun in this story.

He immediately told Zhao Weike to send over the address.

After Sherlock hung up the phone, he saw the address Zhao Weike had sent and was at a loss for words. Sherlock even began to wonder if Zhao Weike's vacation spot was the reason for his melancholy.

The reason is simple: the place where Zhao Weike is vacationing is just too famous.

Florida, known worldwide as the "Eagle's Dagger," is a country that refuses to tolerate idleness. And Zhao Weike went to the heart of Florida—the legendary Miami!

When you think of Miami, aside from its nickname "Sin City," all that comes to mind is beaches, sunshine, the ocean, palm trees, and vibrant bikinis.

Honestly, if Zhao Weike hadn't mentioned this city, Sherlock wouldn't have thought of visiting this American version of Sanya after traveling through time for so long.

Without the slightest hesitation, Sherlock and Doro changed into standard beach shirts and flip-flops at home and drove straight towards Miami.

After a full 24 hours on the highway, Sherlock finally arrived in this city famous for its beaches and sunshine.

Looking at his distinctive beach T-shirt, which perfectly blended into the local environment, Sherlock drove with great satisfaction toward the hotel Zhao Weike had given him.

It has to be said that Zhao Weike has indeed saved up a lot of 'retirement money' over the years as an assassin. When Sherlock drove to the location given by Zhao Weike, Sherlock saw a high-end five-star hotel with a private beach.

After checking in with Doro, who was wearing sunglasses, in his arms, Sherlock didn't go to his room. Instead, he carried Doro and took the room key and headed towards the beach.

Sherlock's intuition told him he was certain he would find Zhao Weike in the beach bar.

And indeed, Sherlock's intuition proved correct!

With almost no effort, he found Zhao Weike in the bar, who was wearing the same beach t-shirt, flip-flops, and sunglasses as him, and was drinking alone.

Sherlock casually placed Doro on the bar, ordered himself a cocktail and Doro a glass of orange juice, and then looked at Zhao Weike, who looked melancholy, and asked him a question.

"What happened? You look like Helen dumped you!"

Unexpectedly, Zhao Weike did not refute Sherlock's criticism at all. Instead, he looked at Sherlock with a melancholy expression and said to him.

"I can tell you the reason, but Sherlock, you must promise to remain calm after you hear it!"

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's words, a huge question mark slowly appeared above Sherlock's head as he stared at Zhao Weike with some confusion.

Seeing Sherlock's reaction, Zhao Weike silently pointed towards the sea. Sherlock, full of questions, looked in the direction Zhao Weike was pointing.

The next second, just as Zhao Weike had predicted, Sherlock exploded, looking like he was ready to roll up his sleeves and go fight the Emperor City.

"What the hell? Where did this bunch of idiots come from? How dare they covet my cabbage? I'll go beat the shit out of them right now!"

On the beach, two little girls, Mindy and Anna, were playing beach volleyball happily in their normal swimsuits. What was unusual was that they were surrounded by a group of handsome, sunny young men with eight-pack abs and tanned skin.

Although these young men were practically overflowing with hormones, in Sherlock's eyes, no matter how sunny or handsome they were, they were all just a code name.

Yellow hair!

Just as Sherlock stood up to punch the blond-haired guy, Zhao Weike swiftly grabbed Sherlock's waist and pulled him back, trying to calm him down.

It was obvious that Sherlock had lost his temper and was struggling desperately out of pure instinct, while also cursing at Zhao Weike.

"Zhao Weike, are you even a man? The cabbages in your house are almost being eaten by pigs, and instead of stopping them, you're just drinking alone like this?"

After saying that, Sherlock seemed unsatisfied, or perhaps he was getting a little carried away. He pulled out his phone, opened an app, and started yelling into the other end of the screen.

"Avengers, assemble now! There's a pig trying to steal my cabbage!"

Tony: "!"

team leader:"?"

Black Widow: "(☆_☆)"

Banner: "(!_!)"

Hawkeye: "Send location, I'm coming right away!"

Tony: "I'll cover the expenses! Family members are welcome! Hurry up and get your gossip!"

Chapter 206 The Avengers' Vacation Life 2

What Zhao Weike couldn't understand at all was that Sherlock had gathered the Avengers just because of the puberty issues of two girls. What Zhao Weike couldn't understand even more was that almost half of the Avengers had gathered at the hotel that afternoon.

With the exception of Banner, who was already abroad, and Thor, who was taking Loki back to Asgard, almost everyone was present.

Tony took Pepper in his private jet and then transferred to a helicopter to go directly to the hotel. The most outrageous ones were Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Captain America. The three of them directly arranged for a Harrier jet from S.H.I.E.L.D. to fly over!

Zhao Weike and Helen were completely dumbfounded when they saw almost all of the Avengers who had made their names in the Battle of New York gathered together. Blackie and those black-hearted maggots were just as dumbfounded as they were.

Especially after learning that the reason most of the Avengers had gathered in Florida was simply because Sherlock's neighbor's daughter had started attracting boys during puberty, this group of people felt that the world was beginning to become absurd.

Of course, the one who couldn't accept it the most was Black Egg. He actually forgot that the three of them were on vacation and were tricked by Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Captain America into giving him a Harrier fighter jet!

Left with no other choice, they tearfully classified this Harrier fighter sortie as top secret, and now it's practically become a black history collection for Black Egg.

As for why most of the Avengers came after Sherlock's summons.

One reason was to witness the spectacle firsthand, since there are very few things that could break Sherlock's composure, and no one expected to see him break down here.

On the other hand, it's also because Zhao Weike's choice of vacation location is truly perfect. No one can resist sunshine, the sea, beaches, and palm trees, right?

You can have a vacation, you can watch the drama unfold, and most importantly, someone else will foot the bill. Why wouldn't a fool take advantage of something like this?

Banner & Hulk: ?

Of course, Banner might not care about these things.

To Sherlock's surprise, the Avengers quickly split into two factions after their arrival, and the division was quite clear.

First, there's the women's group consisting of Helen, Scarlett Johansson, and Pepper Potts. The three women believe that these things are normal now, just the confusion of adolescence and hormones at work, and that they should just let nature take its course.

The rest of the group stood in opposition to the two, with Sherlock, Zhao Weike, and Tony leading the charge and firmly opposing those fools who wanted to take advantage of them.

As for Captain America and Hawkeye, they were originally just there for fun and didn't want to take sides, but they couldn't resist Sherlock's persuasion.

Sherlock: "Barton, think about your daughter. One day in the future, some blond-haired brat will stand at your door and carry away your beloved daughter, pot and all. If you object, your daughter will even tell you that you don't understand him at all!"

Hawkeye: "Fuck you! Sherlock, just tell me where those pigs who want to steal the cabbage are! I'm going to go and shoot those greedy idiots to death right now!"

Sherlock: "Captain, think about it, you and Carter had an incredibly beautiful daughter. You loved her dearly, cherishing her like a flower for over a decade. But suddenly, Bucky snatched that flower away..."

Captain: "Don't eat the pickled radish! Sherlock, you've successfully convinced me!"

In short, under Sherlock's persuasion, the men present quickly united and formed the famous Anti-Yellow Hair Alliance.

Seeing this surreal scene, Helen rolled her eyes so hard they almost reached the sky. Honestly, if she hadn't held them back earlier, those boys who kept crowding around Anna and Mindy would probably have been shot dead by Zhao Weike long ago.

Now that Zhao Weike has finally been contained, another Sherlock has appeared. What's even more frustrating for Helen is that Sherlock has managed to summon most of the Avengers.