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The overall design is somewhat similar to the skirt armor of Saber Artoria, but at least Saber's is blue with metallic colors, so why is Thor's pink with white in a cake-like color scheme?

Pink is one thing, but the most crucial question is: why are there cute little strawberries and teddy bears printed on the skirt and armor?

The pink color scheme and clothing, resembling a small cake, combined with Thor's bearded face and his hair that had somehow turned into pigtails, plus the two hairy legs that were vaguely visible when he was floating in mid-air, made it an extremely irritating sight.

Most importantly, after Thor saw his transformation, he was stunned for a while, and then he actually showed a look of surprise and joy, as if he was quite satisfied with his new look?

Sherlock, hiding in the shadows, almost threw up his dinner from the night before! He even instinctively covered Doro's eyes, thinking that such filth shouldn't be seen by a cute little Doro.

Sherlock wasn't the only one with this reaction; even the Destroyer armor, which witnessed Thor's transformation from the ground, had a rather cringe-worthy expression.

Sherlock swore that the Destroyer armor's metallic face had literally squeezed out an expression of utter disgust through the changes and distortions of the metal. One can only imagine how twisted Loki's expression must have been when he saw Thor in this state, hiding in Asgard.

Just as Sherlock had predicted, Loki, who was far away in Asgard controlling the Destroyer armor, reacted with disdain upon seeing Thor's new look.

Utterly disgusted.

He even felt that his decision to send the Destroyer armor to assassinate Thor was absolutely correct.

Seriously, if this guy with the pink bird-head hammer, wearing a dress that looks like a small cake, a full beard, and pigtails really became the king of Asgard, Asgard would probably never be able to hold its head up in the universe for the rest of its life!

Chapter 70 A chaotic mess

Looking at Thor's performance, which was even more cringe-worthy than the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics, Sherlock felt a little guilty, aside from physical discomfort.

The reason is quite simple. After experiencing nausea, vomiting, and eye irritation at the beginning, Sherlock suddenly realized that Thor's transformation was mostly related to him.

After Sherlock finished analyzing the Meowth Hammer, he noticed several runes and alchemical arrays on the handle that seemed out of place. Sherlock couldn't figure out what those runes and alchemical arrays were for no reason.

Out of desperation, while changing the appearance of the Meow Hammer, Sherlock casually modified the runes and alchemical arrays to make them look a little better.

The result was obvious; Sherlock finally understood the purpose of those seemingly abrupt and discordant alchemical arrays.

That's the armor Thor uses to forge and enchant after his transformation!

Thor's current attire does match the Mjolnir that has been transformed into a bird-headed hammer, and it looks much better now. But damn it, this outfit is worn by Thor, a rough and tough guy!

If any woman wore this outfit, Sherlock would look at her with admiration, but on Thor? Sorry, aside from being an eyesore, Sherlock really can't find a single word to describe the situation.

Fortunately, although it's a bit of an eyesore, the Mjolnir is still the Mjolnir. Thor, who is still a hammer god, is indeed different when he has the Mjolnir compared to when he doesn't.

Its design is a bit of an eyesore, but its combat power is definitely not an eyesore. It quickly became evenly matched with the Destroyer Armor.

Sherlock did not make a move until this point, but instead hid in the shadows with Doro, observing the Destroyer's every move.

The reason why he hasn't made a move yet is quite simple: the preparation time has been too short. If Sherlock wants to successfully steal the Destroyer Armor, he only has one chance, so he can't afford to be careless.

Seeing that Thor had suppressed the Destroyer Armor, and that the Destroyer Armor had begun to twist and transform, and that a Destruction Ray had directly knocked Thor away, Sherlock then spoke to Doro.

"Doro, get ready, the show is about to begin!"

"You can leave the person to Doro without worry!"

With Doro's agreement, the next second Doro pulled out the miniature Mjolnir made by Sherlock, and soon, the limited edition Thor Doro was once again born.

With the mask and helmet on, a cute, chibi-style Thor appeared before Sherlock.

On the other side, the Destroyer was about to give chase after Thor after knocking him away when he was hit hard on the back of the head, causing him to stagger.

When the Destroyer armor turned around to see who dared to ambush him at this moment, a huge question mark appeared on the Destroyer's head.

Behind the Destroyer, a miniature chibi version of Thor had just caught the returning Mjolnir and was swinging it around.

Most importantly, compared to the cringeworthy Thor who had just been blasted away, this miniature Thor was clearly much more normal.

At the very least, the armor he wore and the Mjolnir he wielded were outfits that Loki was most familiar with.

Before the bewildered Destroyer, or rather Loki, could react, Thor, who had rushed back, was equally dumbfounded when he saw the scene before him.

She looked at the Meow Meow Hammer in her hand, which had turned into a bird-headed hammer, then at the square Meow Meow Hammer in the hand of the mini version of herself opposite her, then at her own beautiful skirt armor, and then at the genuine armor on the mini version of herself opposite her.

At this moment, Thor only had one thought in his mind.

Oh no, I've become a pirate!

Loki looked at Doro through the Destroyer armor, then looked back at the bewildered Thor. After holding back for a long time, he finally seemed to break down and roared at Thor.

"Saul! You're finished! You even have a child! And you didn't tell me or Mother!"

"You're talking nonsense! I didn't! It wasn't me! Don't spout lies!"

Upon hearing Loki's roar, Thor immediately broke down and roared back at Loki. After all, when Loki finished shouting, Thor clearly felt a murderous aura emanating from the safe zone not far away and precisely locking onto him.

The source of this murderous aura was none other than Jane, who was watching the battle from the safe zone.

Without bothering to say anything to Lokido, Thor immediately shouted at Jane in the distance.

“Jane, believe me, this really has nothing to do with me! I don’t know this little guy at all!”

Faced with Saul's questioning, Jane simply turned her head away and walked straight into the depths of the crowd. Being angry was one thing, but the main reason was that Saul was really an eyesore right now, and Jane really didn't want to admit that the eyesore was her boyfriend.

In an instant, the entire scene turned into chaos because of the appearance of Doro, the mini version of Thor.

At that very moment, an extremely discordant and lewd voice suddenly broke into the battlefield.

"Hey everyone, this is Earth. If it's alright, could you please go back to your own planets to fight?"

The moment that voice appeared, everyone present turned their attention to the person who had suddenly appeared.

The man was tall and muscular, with a slender build. He wore a well-tailored yellow and black striped suit with a white overcoat printed with the word "justice" over it. He wore a pair of brown sunglasses, but the face behind those sunglasses was incredibly lewd.

And who are you?

Loki had suffered enough unexpected events today, and he was already a bit overwhelmed. Looking at the lewd man who had suddenly appeared, Loki asked him with extreme caution.

When Loki asked her a question, Sherlock answered without hesitation.

"Whoa~ Hey bro, I'm one of the three admirals of the Earth Defense Force, the head of the New York Sanctum, Borsalino, codename Kizaru~"

Hey buddy, did your parents tell you that you can't go to other people's houses and cause trouble? Marshal Gu might not be happy about this!

After Sherlock finished speaking, both Loki and the eye-watering Thor were momentarily at a loss, unsure of what to do next.

The group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in black suits responsible for evacuating the crowd tensed up instantly, and almost everyone instinctively pulled out their phones to contact their superiors.

Before long, chaos erupted at the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in Washington, D.C., with both Hydra and Black Egg seemingly going mad as they frantically began their search.

After all, Sherlock first told them that Earth had an owner, and now some kind of Earth Defense Legion has appeared, along with a hidden Marshal Gu. How could Black Egg and Hydra possibly sleep soundly?

The only one who was watching the show from the subspace was the Ancient One, who was hiding in the battlefield. Her expression was one of utter bewilderment, especially when she heard Kizaru, played by Sherlock, mention Marshal Gu. The Ancient One pointed at herself with a completely dumbfounded look.

Damn it, this brat's "Ancient Marshal" can't be me, right? If it is me, when did Kamar-Taj become the Earth Defense Force? And when did it have three generals? How come I, the Sorcerer Supreme, know nothing about this?

Chapter 71 Sherlock the Alchemist Thief's Armor Theft (Part 1)

What was originally supposed to be a battle between Loki's Destroyer and Thor's brothers has become complicated due to Doro's Mini Thor and Sherlock's Kizaru's unexpected appearance.

Not to mention Thor, even Loki was unsure whether they should continue.

Especially Loki. Although Thor denied any connection between himself and the mini-Thor in his Doro costume, the current situation didn't seem unrelated at all. Loki, who was originally the youngest member of the royal family, had inexplicably become an uncle.

When Loki sensed the presence of a junior even younger than himself, his feelings were incredibly complex.

However, Doro on the other side didn't care too much. After Sherlock, dressed as Kizaru, appeared, Doro's attention was focused on Sherlock. Seeing that Sherlock's hand, hidden under his coat, secretly made a gesture to him, Doro instantly sent the constantly swinging Meow-Meow Hammer flying.

Although Doro's Meow Hammer is small and not as powerful as the real Meow Hammer in terms of materials, its internal program is exactly the same.

Therefore, its overall power is not too small. The little Meow Hammer hit the Destroyer's head instantly after it flew out, causing the Destroyer's head to tilt.

The feeling of being punched in the gut made Loki momentarily lose his temper, and he almost instinctively fired a destructive ray at Doro, but Doro's special ability was to be immune to ranged weapons.

Therefore, from Loki's perspective, this being who was suspected to be his nephew dodged the attack of the Destruction Ray in an extremely stylish and comical manner. No matter how Loki tried to lock onto Doro, Doro seemed to have anticipated the direction of Loki's shot, easily dodging the attack and even having the mind to strike a pose.

What made Loki's blood pressure rise the most was that after the miniature Meowth hammer hit his head once, it actually hit the back of the Destroyer Armor's head again when Doro summoned it back.

As a result, under the force of the mini-meow hammer, the Destroyer Armor, which was firing the Destroyer Ray, had to lower its head and almost hit itself.

Not only that, but seeing Loki attack his miniature self, even though Thor didn't know where this miniature version of himself came from, he couldn't just stand by and watch Loki hurt 'himself' like that.

Therefore, Thor, dressed like a small cake, also joined the battle, wielding the bird-head version of the Meowth hammer that Sherlock had modified.

Seeing the three of them start fighting, Sherlock mimicked Kizaru and exclaimed "Hooray!" before swiping his arm, activating alchemy, and adding a blade to his hand as well, joining the battle.

However, unlike Thor and Loki, whose goals were clearly defined, Sherlock and Doro were purely there to cause trouble.

Doro's mini-Miaomiao hammer flies everywhere, hitting the Destroyer armor is a common occurrence, and hitting Thor himself is also normal.

Although the force is not great, it always leaves people feeling confused but not brain-damaging. It can be said that it has no lethality but is full of mockery.

As for Sherlock, he wielded the blades on his mechanical arm, sparing neither Thor nor the Destroyer, treating them all equally, cutting down whoever was closest, having a great time.

The three and a half people were locked in a fierce battle, so much so that even the S.H.I.E.L.D. members reporting from the perimeter were momentarily bewildered, unsure of who was on Earth's side.

The four of them looked like they were fighting in a chaotic manner, but only Sherlock and Doro knew that it was actually not chaotic at all. Doro was creating opportunities for Sherlock from beginning to end by wielding his little hammer.

Although the blades extending from Sherlock's mechanical arm could cut Thor, only Sherlock himself knew that a metal trident kunai was actually hidden at the tip of the blades!

Finally, as Doro struck the Destroyer's head once more, causing it to direct the nozzle of its destructive ray toward Sherlock, the blade on Sherlock's arm plunged directly into the Destroyer's head without any hesitation.

Although it was an empty shell, it was enough for Sherlock to do his thing.

Even more remarkably, Thor's Mjolnir arrived at that moment. As the Destroyer instinctively dodged, the Mjolnir struck the blade extending from Sherlock's mechanical arm precisely, causing the Flying Thunder God coordinates, originally intended to remain inside the Destroyer, to fall into its body exactly as planned.

Seeing this, Sherlock gave Doro a look, and the two of them simultaneously activated their Flying Thunder God Techniques, along with the coordinates inside the Destroyer's body.

The next second, the three figures vanished from the battlefield in an instant, leaving Thor, who was wearing a skirt and had just flung his hammer away, completely bewildered.

Because of the sudden disappearance of the so-called Kizaru, the mini version of himself, and Loki's Destroyer armor, Thor, in a daze, failed to catch the returning hammer for the first time in his life, causing the hammer to hit Thor directly in the face.

Fortunately, Thor is tough and resilient. Despite being hit by the Meowth Hammer, he quickly got up from the ground.

Although he didn't know exactly what had happened, with the Destroyer gone, Thor's best course of action was to return to Asgard as quickly as possible to stop Loki.

Watching Thor, dressed in a pink dress and sporting pigtails, bid farewell to Jane, who looked disgusted but had no choice but to stand up for him, and then help his four friends back onto the Rainbow Bridge, the Ancient One, in the Mirror Dimension, sighed helplessly.

Well, although Sherlock's grand performance was somewhat outrageous, at least it was completed.

As for the Destroyer Armor that Sherlock took away, the Ancient One, the God of Borrowing, grinned and said, "Anything that comes to Earth belongs to Earth! I, the Ancient One, have always borrowed if I can, and if I can't borrow, I'll steal. I've never had any concept of returning it!"

Not only will they not return it, but I will also go and confront them!

What? You say Earth acts too domineeringly? Heh, go reason with those dimensional demons! Don't want to go? Fine! I'll use the Time Stone to explain things to you!

If reasoning still doesn't work, well, I happen to know a spell that even Odin has to give me some face with! You and my Vishanti sword can talk to me then!

As the show came to an end, the Ancient One shook her head slightly, pondering how to trick Odin again, before quietly leaving the scene.

Chapter 72 Sherlock the Alchemist Thief's Armor Theft (Part 2)

The battlefield where the Ancient One was located had returned to calm, but that did not mean that Sherlock's side was also at peace. On the contrary, Sherlock's plan to steal the armor had only just begun.

Previously on the battlefield, Sherlock and Doro successfully stirred up trouble, and by taking advantage of the situation, they actually transferred the Destroyer Armor into the pre-prepared sealing cauldron.

The moment Sherlock and Doro appeared in this vast underground space, Sherlock's mechanical arm split open, and countless small tentacles, along with the metal hand bones and Sherlock's palm, slammed into the metal sphere that sealed the Destroyer from all directions almost simultaneously.

The next second, crimson lightning instantly illuminated the entire underground space. A huge transmutation array unfolded around the large sphere placed in the center of the room, and countless transmutation arrays of varying sizes, relying on the small tentacles on Sherlock's mechanical arm and his two arms, instantly enveloped the metal sphere.

Meanwhile, Sherlock's brain was boiling over with a massive amount of calculations. In order to wrest control of the Destroyer Armor from Loki, Sherlock was unleashing multiple layers of alchemy with such full force for the first time.

With such a huge mental exertion, two streams of blood flowed from Sherlock's nose, but Sherlock himself seemed completely unaware of it.

Sherlock's ferocity lessened somewhat when the Philosopher's Stone in his left eye began to glow red, but it was only a slight reduction.

Inside the metal sphere, Loki was controlling the Destroyer, which was struggling frantically.

At this moment, the Destroyer was struggling and wreaking havoc inside the metal sphere. With its powerful attack capabilities and strength attributes, the entire metal sphere had long since become an absolute no-go zone for life.

If it weren't for Sherlock's alchemy, the Destroyer would have pierced through this metal sphere long ago.

The reason Loki was so angry was simple: Loki realized he had been tricked!

What a load of bull: Earth Defense Force, what a load of bull: the Three Admirals, they don't exist at all, and even that miniature version of Thor might not be anything.

The opponent's only goal from beginning to end was the Destroyer armor he was controlling!

The reason Loki was so certain was simple: his control over the armor was weakening and becoming increasingly inconsistent.

"Damn Midgard! Damn Midgardians! So cunning! So stupid!..."

Loki, far away in Asgard, was furious. With his defenses breached, Loki was trying to seize control of the Destroyer while cursing incessantly.

Loki, the god of mischief of Asgard, has now been outsmarted by those insects on Earth!