Fujimaru Ritsuka threw herself into Mashu's arms and burst into tears, rolling around and acting spoiled as she cried.

"Senior, senior, please don't do this. You didn't mean it... Senior, you didn't do it on purpose, did you?"

Mashu probed.

Gudako didn't answer, but her crying grew louder.

Mashu's heart softened, and she stammered, "How about... senior, you try giving him CPR?"

Gudako was stunned for a moment, then her eyes lit up: "Yes, artificial respiration, please, Mashu, please give him artificial respiration, please save him!"

Gudako, with tears in her eyes, whine and roll around in a spoiled manner.

Murder is a bit too heavy a burden for a "young girl" like her.

Hmm, probably...

under the tree.

Upon hearing this, a young man who was about to get up because he couldn't stand the loneliness immediately became breathless, as if he was just one breath away from death.

"Ah... Senior... this..."

Mashu's cheeks flushed red, and her delicate earlobes turned crimson. She shook her head repeatedly, "No, I meant Senpai! I... I wouldn't do that! Why... why not Senpai? Please take responsibility, Senpai!"

"Hurry, Mashu, this is my lifelong request, he's really going to die."

Gudako whispered in her ear, "Don't worry, this is a medical procedure, it doesn't count as losing your first kiss."

"Besides, that scumbag is actually quite handsome, so you're not at a loss."

"Don't worry, no one will tell anyone, and there are no outsiders here."

"Don't worry, this is treatment, it's medical treatment, you still have your first kiss."

In a daze, Mashu woke up to find herself standing under the tree, with Gudako's expectant gaze behind her.

Looking at the pale-faced, peacefully sleeping young man under the tree, Mashu blushed.

To be fair, this young Taoist priest is undeniably handsome.

so......

After hesitating for a long time, he saw that the young man's breathing was becoming increasingly faint.

Mashu finally steeled herself and pressed her jelly-like lips against hers.

She tried somewhat awkwardly, following what the teacher had said in class... wait, had the teacher said that?

In short, a full five minutes of artificial respiration did not seem to have any effect.

She sadly prepared to lift her head, but as she inhaled, she found something pressing against her, and then something pried open her lips and forced its way in.

"Uuuuuuu——!"

Mashu's beautiful purple eyes widened suddenly. She tried to struggle, but one hand held her waist, and the other pressed down on her head...

.....

"So, you're Marian, the Queen of Louis XVI, the one who's always puzzling over everything? To be fair, your death was quite significant, a landmark event for the world; otherwise, you wouldn't have become a Heroic Spirit, would you?"

Gudako completely forgot that she had a junior, Irohachi.

The campsite was now set up, and she was chatting enthusiastically with Marian around the campfire.

But the usually straightforward Marian couldn't take it anymore, and her face stiffened.

What do you mean by not being beheaded? She's not even qualified to be a Servant!

"So you're Mozac?"

Gudako has already shifted her focus: "Admiring that scumbag musician Marian? Why is she dressed like a clown? Are all Heroic Spirits' tastes this weird? Uh...is she just making fun of herself because she's discovered she really is a clown? (whispering)"

Mozac clutched his heart and quickly changed the subject.

"Hey, your little Servant..."

He was silent.

"What's wrong, Mashu? Haven't you rescued them yet? Give me something to do..."

Gudako, who had turned her head, also fell silent.

in front of you.

The purple-haired eggplant was limp in a man's arms, being held and kissed by him. It struggled, but was too weak to do anything.

"What a perfect French kiss..."

Marian stared blankly.

Gudako walked over without a word, activated her superhuman strength, and pulled Mash up.

The person who was pretending to be unconscious while kissing Mashu with their eyes closed was stunned. They didn't dare to open their eyes and waited for a full minute before quietly opening them.

Ok.

A chaotic evil was staring intently at him, its killing intent palpable.

Rosser immediately became barely breathing: "Is this the Yellow Springs? And you, a murderer, have come down... Heaven has eyes!"

"You son of a bitch—!"

Gudako flew up and kicked him.

Even ghosts wouldn't believe you! Your feigning death skills are too good! Waaaaah, Mashu's first kiss...

Rosser lowered his head, and the ancient tree behind him, which the two men had been embracing for countless years, let out a mournful cry and died a heroic death.

He moved swiftly, leaping up and rushing towards the village girl, throwing himself into her arms: "Holy Maiden, please save me, this murderer is going to kill me too."

Joan of Arc couldn't possibly leave someone in need of help, so she immediately stood up and blocked his way.

“Miss Ritsuka, he really had no choice, and he has already died once.”

Gudako: "..."

Dead my ass, this guy is definitely suspicious.

"Matthew!"

She turned her head and found Eggplant looking dazed, her face flushed, murmuring, "Senior, CPR is amazing..."

'No, that wasn't artificial respiration...'

Gudako nodded silently.

Well, let's not let Mashu know the truth.

......

"So... you're a spy sent overseas by the Ming Empire to gather intelligence, and if we don't release you, the Ming Empire will send out a massive fleet to flatten Europe?"

In front of a bright campfire.

Gudako rested her chin on her hands, her gaze deep and unfathomable.

"Yeah, scared now? Let me go!"

Rother said coldly and arrogantly, "Behind me is a powerful empire that you wouldn't even dream of. Have you ever seen an ancient Fujian ship that's 150 meters long? Have you ever seen a fleet carrying 20,000 naval troops?"

"Mash, use torture."

Gudako decisively gave the order.

Navy, or ancient times?

Would people in ancient times refer to themselves as "people from ancient times"?

"No—!"

Rother, who was tightly bound, sidled up to Mashu like a caterpillar, rubbing against her straight, round legs, tears welling up in his eyes: "Mash, how can you be so heartless? Even a day as husband and wife is worth a hundred days of kindness."

"Hmph, now you're scared? Then hurry up and tell the truth!"

Gudako sneered like a demon king.

"No, I mean, could Mashu take the punishment for me? She's so kind, she wouldn't bear to see me, her first kiss, being punished, right?"

Rosser said matter-of-factly.

Mozart, Joan of Arc, and Marianne all fell silent.

He's a scumbag...

Mashu, who had just been somewhat reluctant, squatted down expressionlessly, took off Rosser's socks amidst his screams of refusal, and then used feathers to torture the soles of his feet.

It wasn't a first kiss, it was CPR, CPR, CPR...

"Hahaha, it itches so much, it itches so much! I'll tell you, I'll tell you the truth..."

As he scooted toward Joan of Arc, Rother struggled.

then.

"The Holy Maiden is so kind."

Sitting by the campfire, after drinking a bowl of warm soup handed to him by a village girl, he said wistfully:

"That's right, I'm actually not from this era."

Gudako said expressionlessly, "Tell us what we know."

With that kind of cheeky demeanor and temperament, you couldn't have been raised like that in ancient times.

"Name, identity, background, and purpose."

"Hi!"

Rother cleared his throat: "My name is Rother, courtesy name is Seqin, my profession is a dimensional travel merchant, and I was once a great exorcist, nicknamed the Thunder King... fighting on the front line of exorcism."

What the hell?

"Dimensional travel merchant?"

Gudako frowned: "You mean...?"

Rosser smiled calmly: "That's right, I come from a parallel world."

Marian hesitated for a moment: "The second method?"

"No, I'm a Taoist priest, so it's reasonable for me to know a little bit of time travel technology, right?"

Rother drew a slit with two fingers, speaking with self-righteousness: "Otherwise, I'm not a Servant, do you think anyone in this era could have such outstanding qualities as me?"

Too.....

A group of people nodded hesitantly.

His manner of speaking was indeed unlike that of an ancient person; very few ancient people spoke with such disdain.

"Ahem, the background is quite simple, as you can probably tell. I am a legitimate Taoist priest, an ordinary clergy member of the Modern Taoist Association. As for my purpose, it's also very simple..."

Rother's gaze became devout: "Listen to the voice of the Celestial, understand the crises in each world, go to each world to spread the Celestial's teachings, and save the lost people."

Joan of Arc's expression shifted, and she was overjoyed as if she had seen a kindred spirit.

Although not a god, she had almost the same experience as him.

"You should save yourself first."

Gudako rolled her eyes.

She suspected that this guy was just bored and came out looking for fun.

"Who says otherwise? To help others, you must first help yourself. Aren't I here to help myself first?"

"Ok?"

"For certain reasons, I need to leave my hometown."

"What's the reason?"

"Miss Joan of Arc asked curiously."

Rother said with compassion: "In my time, there existed monsters called evil spirits, and I was an exorcist belonging to a special official agency, responsible for exorcising evil spirits, keeping anomalies outside of human common sense, and fighting on the front line against anomalies."

But......"

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