Thinking this, Lin Mo opened QQ and decided to wake Bai Limeng up first, and finish this last meal before everyone else woke up.

However, he was dumbfounded as soon as he opened QQ; there were too many red notification dots. The earliest message came from the class monitor.

[Lime]: Time to get up and have breakfast~ Today, the class monitor is treating.

No, no, that's too ambiguous, next one!

[Xi]: Hey, are you awake? The class monitor said she's treating everyone to breakfast, and there won't be any later. She asked me to wake you up.

Oh, that's fine then.

Having a meal together is the exact opposite of dating.

If you're dating someone, it's fine to be open about it, but if you're dating multiple people, you have to keep it a secret.

After all, love isn't about resolution; compared to 1080p, 3P is definitely more terrifying.

A dinner party with two or three people naturally has to be done secretly, otherwise it would escalate into American-style bullying.

Hey~ There's someone who wasn't invited to this dinner party~ Guess who it is? It's you~ It's you! Or is it you!?

It is suspected of forming divisive cliques, which is detrimental to unity.

But if it's a big party like this, it doesn't matter. Lin Mo even dared to tell Bai Limeng that he had a dinner party in the morning and didn't have time to play house with her.

He then clicked on Bai Limeng's profile picture, only to find that she had sent a message in the middle of the night.

【Mengmengmiao】: Your goddess is quite the night owl. I got up to go to the bathroom and saw her on the balcony next door, enjoying the breeze and playing on her phone.

【Mengmengmiao】: Hehehe, probably chatting with her sweetheart~ It's not your turn, Xiao Chu Nan~

They were actually spying on me!

Is that going to the toilet? The only thing that's even remotely related to going to the toilet is that everyone uses tissues to wipe themselves, right?

Lin Mo was too lazy to expose her.

Hmm. But why is Hanbao still staying up so late? I haven't even sent him a message, what's she doing holding her phone?

Could it be that.

No, no, although both of them are like cats, Han Shen is still very different from Huang Mei. First of all, their astringent styles are quite different.

Bai Limeng leans towards business and is more direct in her amorousness, while Li Zhihan leans towards casual and is more subtle in her amorousness.

Sighing, looking at his friend list, Lin Mo felt a little dazed. Before he knew it, it was all girls.

Tsk, I only realized this when I grew up: cell phones are the biggest source of homesickness. The girls are inside, and he's outside.

To think of it in a truly hellish way, if he does nothing, a decade or so later, he'll be the one watching their graves, the girls inside, and him outside.

They're getting into it.

Lin Mo was instantly energized. He sprang out of bed with a somersault and then slid across the balcony to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Oh my god! Oreva, let's create a world with them!

While brushing his teeth, Lin Mo bombarded Bai Limeng with video calls.

I called her two or three times in a row, and she hung up on me before I finally got through.

The first thing you see is the girl's fierce-looking face, with great skin that is fair and rosy with a dewy glow.

I really don't understand why some girls in high school don't have oily skin when they wake up. Is that reasonable? Are they so thin that they don't have any fat on their bodies?

If a high school senior's face isn't oily, it's like they haven't experienced a complete adolescence.

"Lin Black Dog! Are you trying to die?! Don't you understand I'm going to sleep?! I'm hanging up on you because I'm going to sleep!"

Bai Limeng huffed and puffed as she angrily cursed, pointing her small hand at the phone screen as if she wanted to stab him to death through the phone.

Sure enough, God is fair. Although her natural beauty was a bit exaggerated, it was also true that she had a terrible temper and was unpopular. She had been known as a shrew since she was a child.

I heard she toned it down a bit in high school, but all she ever gave Lin Mo was the most twisted kind of care.

If the saying "spare the rod and spoil the child" is true, then Bai Limeng is at least a yandere girl with a lot of problems.

"Are you deaf when I say I want to sleep?!"

"Bai Limeng, why isn't your face oily? You look so good even though you just woke up."

"?"

Upon hearing this, the girl on the phone paused, her clenched teeth expression froze, and then she narrowed her eyes.

"What are you doing? You called just to say this?"

"When I woke up this morning, I found my face was oily, but even tigers don't eat their cubs, so I thought I'd collect the oil from your face. Yours should smell pretty good, so I can use it to cook some vegetables."

"..." The girl's narrowed eyes gradually widened, as if she had considered the most vicious words.

A moment later, Bai Limeng rolled her eyes, turned over, and said sleepily:

"Do you know why your face is only oily this morning?"

"Maybe I studied too hard yesterday," Lin Mo affirmed to himself.

"Because you didn't get kicked in the face by me, you idiot."

Bai Limeng sneered, "I put on some shower gel before washing my feet in the morning, and then I kick you to help remove the oil."

"Damn it, you're so vicious! What if you shoved it in my mouth?"

"I'll just wake you up to rinse your mouth. Besides, I bought Safeguard soap, it won't kill you."

Bai Limeng smiled, taking advantage of his pressure to change the subject:

"Did you see the message I sent you? Now you know how warm-hearted your goddess is to others in private, right? Let me tell you, don't think that those aloof girls are aloof to everyone; they're only aloof to someone like you, Chu Nan."

"So you saw that, and you only got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom?"

Lin Mo chuckled. How could he not know who Han Baobao was being kind to?

"What else?" Bai Limeng paused, looking slightly hesitant.

Lin Mo brought the phone closer, transforming into Sherlock Holmes as he pointed it out:

"Hey! What's that crumpled tissue next to your pillow?! Damn it, Bai Limeng, can't you behave yourself at school?!"

"I see, you feel more excited at school, right? Okay, no wonder you never paint your middle finger with nail polish, so that's it."

Before Lin Mo could finish speaking, Bai Limeng turned off the camera. A soft crunching sound came from the receiver, and when the image returned, the paper from Lu State was gone.

Bai Limeng, as if nothing had happened, cleared her throat and said:

"I've transferred fifty yuan to you. Have a good breakfast."

"Oh right, what did you just say?"

Lin Mo stared at the fifty RMB that had been deposited into his account and fell into deep thought.

She won't bow down for five pecks of rice, but she'll do it for V50. Is this the great forgetting technique of a rich woman?

But baby, please be kinder to yourself. Don't keep wiping with paper. We have money, so please let me put you in a diaper. It hurts me to see you like that.

"It's nothing, but I ate at the cafeteria with some classmates this morning, and someone's treating. Do you want to come?"

"No, I'm not in your class. Go eat by yourself."

Bai Limeng yawned sweetly, just about to hang up the phone.

But then something occurred to her, and lying on her side, gazing intently, she asked another question:

"Who are you going with?"

Tsk, bad women are definitely not easy to fool.

"The class monitor is treating," Lin Mo said casually.

"Just you?"

"How could that be? If you only invited me, I'd be laughing in my sleep."

"Tch." Bai Limeng's furrowed brows relaxed.

Even though she was already relieved, she still pouted in disdain:

"You're really repressed. You start fantasizing about every pretty girl you see, huh? One minute it's the class monitor, the next it's Li Zhihan. You're such a jerk!"

"Baby, how did you know I felt the same way about you?"

"get out!"

"toot toot"

The phone hangs up.

Alright, that's all for the registration. We can take off now.

Lin Mo looked at himself in the mirror and casually activated his "love at first sight" ability, which was very effective!

He has completely fallen in love with how handsome he is!

A man may not know how to love the four loves, but he must know how to love himself.

I wonder if this "love at first sight" effect only works once, and that one time is all it takes to last forever? Otherwise, why did Hu Meng secretly hold his hand last night even though Hu Meng wasn't in the throes of love?

It's strange, it doesn't work on others, but it's so effective on Hu Meng.

Uh, it's hard to say. Let's not make Huangmei the victim.

After washing up, Lin Mo glanced at the class group chat again. After Li Zhihan's meaningful "in the dormitory" message from yesterday, the chat was flooded with question marks.

But then everyone started chatting normally again. After all, the idea of ​​high school boys and girls raiding dormitories at night was beyond their comprehension, and it was definitely not something they could consider, especially for Li Zhihan.

Fake, all fake.

It was simply taken as a rare instance of Li Zhihan's dry humor and glossed over.

Even though everyone thought it was a slip of the tongue, Lin Mo's private messages were still bombarded with angry questions from those disgusting male high school students.

Lin Mo grinned and sent a message to a small group chat filled only with boys: "Sigh, I got invited to eat at the cafeteria by a pretty girl this morning. Am I the only one who got an invitation? Have you guys eaten yet?"

No other reason than being greedy.

I turned off my phone, took the elevator downstairs, thinking that Li Zhihan must be sleeping now after staying up all night, and Bai Limeng had already informed me, so there was no risk in going there!

The elevator stopped on the eleventh floor. Lin Mo was taken aback. This was also a girls' floor, so someone must be coming down.

"Huh?" The voice was heard before the person was seen.

Lin Mo's eyelids twitched. The unexpected wouldn't disappear; it would only shift in some form.

"What a coincidence!" Hu Meng smiled sheepishly at him. "You're up so early too?"

"Is it really a coincidence?" Lin Mo felt something was off.

"No, that's not it." Hu Meng put her two little hands behind her back and squeezed into the elevator.

"I asked Li Meng if she was awake yet, because I wanted to eat breakfast, but I forgot my meal card in the classroom."

"She told me, 'You're in the cafeteria, I can just borrow it from you.'"

Supplementary exchange.

"Uh, didn't I give you any extra tasks?"

“Yes.” Hu Meng counted on her fingers. “Li Meng told me that if you are very close to a pretty girl, you should tell her, because she thinks you are being too deliberate today.”

Damn, so you really do have a mission from your master. You've come here to be a spy, haven't you?

But you told me directly, isn't that a bit too unreliable?

"Can you not tell me?" Lin Mo tried to win Hu Meng over.

"No way~" Hu Meng said with a sweet smile.

"Whatever she offers, I'll give you double."

"Limeng didn't give me any money."

"Tsk, so loyal? What would it take for you not to tell? I'm not scared or guilty, I just feel that this could easily damage the pure friendship between her and me."

“Hmm, I have an idea!” Hu Meng held up her index finger, looking very clever. “Li Meng said I’m very pretty.”

"and then?"

"If you become intimate with me, then I'll be the pretty girl who becomes intimate with you."

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