"It's not impossible, why don't you sell your house and sleep here with me?" Bai Limeng offered her suggestion.

"I can't bear to sell it."

"What's wrong? Is it because it's an inheritance left to you by your parents?"

The girl hugged her knees again, a pose she often did, shrinking herself into a tiny shape, as if she were extremely insecure.

Lin Mo thought for a moment, then stared straight at her.

"What, what are you doing?" Bai Limeng stammered, feeling intimidated by the stare.

"I have many memories with you in that house," Lin Mo said with a smile. "I'm a sentimental person, how could I bear to sell it?"

"Oh."

Upon hearing this, Bai Limeng bit her lower lip to suppress her smile, looking quite pleased with herself, her toes practically sticking up high in happiness.

"I remember you used paraquat to water my money tree and replaced the toilet paper with sanitary napkins."

Lin Mo changed the subject, pointing at her and saying:

"Biyang, you were incredibly lazy when you were a kid. Every time I washed my underwear, you would secretly throw your own underwear into my basin. Did you think I didn't know?"

Bai Limeng was stunned. The sweet feeling in her heart instantly vanished. Was this person allergic to ambiguity?

"You! How dare you say that to me!" the girl said shyly. "You always feed my cat super spicy snacks! Every time I eat instant noodles, you spit in them and steal the food!"

"Hahaha"

The two argued for a while, but in the end they just looked at each other and smiled.

It's not that I've let it go, it's that I'm so angry at the other person that I laugh.

Before going back to her room to sleep, Bai Limeng asked him again in a low, whiny voice.

"Hey, you really don't want to add my best friend as a friend? She's so pretty."

"No, a beautiful appearance is a dime a dozen, but a filthy soul is one in a million. Someone a little filthy like you is better."

"Get out!"

I was turned away.

Lin Mo lay back on his bed after a long time. Well, although he said he wouldn't add her as a friend...

Open your phone, QQ.

A very clever profile picture, with the name "Meng," has already appeared in his friend list.

He didn't add her on his own initiative, and before Bai Limeng asked, her best friend had already added him as a friend on the snack street.

It can only be said that no matter how much you guard against Bai Limeng, it's hard to guard against a traitor within your own family.

[Cute]: Hello.

Hmm. Lin Mo decided to leave her alone for a while, after all, he still had messages to reply to from Li Zhihan, Xu Lingxi, and Shen Qingning.

The thought of those three girls gave Lin Mo a bad feeling. Heaven knows how Zhang Xinyi took that photo.

The news of Li Zhihan's 99+ rating is terrifying.

Fortunately, nothing seemed different from usual. She continued to communicate with him in a human-machine dialogue manner, telling him in great detail what she did after school. The latest news was...

[Han]: Lin Mo, you haven't let me bite you yet.

Tsk, aren't I the dog? Why does everyone want to bite me?

[Mo]: Let's talk about it another time.

【Han】: Why?

[Mo]: It's too ambiguous.

【Han】:Ambiguous? We're not married, so why are we being ambiguous?

God's fucking getting married.

Lin Mo was completely baffled; the word "ambiguous" seemed far too complicated for Li Zhihan.

Her understanding of relationships was limited to terms like "pervert" and "bad guy."

How to explain this?

Before he could explain, Li Zhihan sent him a message:

[Han]: Let's get married first.

"."

I'm impressed, Fishing Sister.

[Mo]: Do you know what marriage means?

【Han】: I know, it means boys and girls, procreation.

[Mo]: Uh, do you know what it means to reproduce?

[Han]: I know, it means your yin (omitted) is placed in my yin. (omitted several hundred words), and finally the fertilized egg forms an embryo in the uterus (omitted). I need to go through a cycle of about ten months, pregnancy (omitted).

Lin Mo broke out in a cold sweat. As expected of a top student, his knowledge of biology was incredibly hardcore. How could he describe it so seriously?

But you, you fucking, you fucking slept with Huang, didn't you, Li Zhihan?!

There will be more later~

Chapter 74 The Repeater

Is Jiefen baby okay? (Sending love)

Is this right?

Lin Mo felt that Li Zhihan should be taught correct views on marriage and relationships.

Otherwise, what if you wait ten years and end up getting married to someone in the library?

[Mo]: (Sweating soybeans).

[Mo]: But the premise of marriage is that two people love each other, otherwise they can't get married.

【Han】: Oh, I don't know that.

【涵】:(Sweating soybeans)

It's that time of year again when she repeats the same material.

[Mo]: Didn't you call me a pervert before? What's wrong with you now?

Lin Mo was at a loss for words. Li Zhihan's words had a significant impact on his mental state. She was clearly incredibly powerful, but what she said was so logical that it was impossible to refute her.

My heart is pounding, and I'm a little shy.

[Han]: I won't marry a pervert, but Lin Mo is a dog.

Yes, yes, it's a dog, it's a dog.

Lin Mo discovered a pattern: whenever he chatted with Li Zhihan, the conversation would eventually revolve around the question of whether Li Zhihan was a dog.

No, no, that's not right. It can't be a dog at all.

So you really like marrying me so quickly, huh? That damn charm, will you still be thinking about me ten years from now?

[Mo]: Whether it bites or not is another matter, but don't go into details about this with anyone else. Um, it's about the natural process of reproduction.

[Han]: Yes, I'm only telling you.

You don't have to.

I'm begging you, sister, please stop trying to hook me.

Lin Mo bit his finger in frustration. Damn it, he was completely under Li Zhihan's control.

She wouldn't understand abstract text, she wouldn't understand emojis, and she'd only repeat herself when I send her pictures of soybeans. If I really tried to discuss philosophical concepts with her, Lin Mo probably wouldn't be able to win an argument.

It's clear that Li Zhihan has her own philosophy of life, given that she can still live a relatively normal life despite having a host of mental illnesses.

She is a very complete person; in some ways, she is even more mature than most of her peers.

However, her philosophy of life is missing a very important part.

What's missing? Communication with people, communication with society—a desperate need to open up closed-off minds.

more than.

After a brief brainstorming session,

Lin Mo felt it was too early to consider these things.

So, I sent a picture of a little yellow bean licking its lips.

[Mo]: (licking a small yellow bean).

【涵】:(a small yellow bean licking its lips).

[Mo]: The typhoon is coming, probably in the next day or two.

Forget all the mess, let's focus on the present, Lin Mo thought.

But Li Zhihan doesn't seem to have detached herself from the previous discussions about marriage.

She brought up a topic that Lin Mo considered very dangerous:

[Han]: Lin Mo, what is love?

what is love?

What is daisuki?

How would I know? My buddy's just a womanizer, all he does is slurp and make noise. You really want me to figure out what love is?

If "sexy" counts, then I'm very loving.

This is a difficult topic to discuss.

Lin Mo knew his own limitations. At this moment, he either had to brush it off or argue with Li Zhihan head-on.

This is similar to Li Zhihan asking him, if she and his mother fell into the river at the same time, who would he save? It's a trolley problem.

However, Lin Mo then thought...

His role was never that of an omniscient expert, nor was he a savior; he was simply, as Li Zhihan said, her most affectionate "little dog."

A friend who will talk to her and can understand her heart.

There shouldn't be any concept of hierarchy between them in the first place.

That's right, he thinks too highly of himself. Having a cheat code doesn't make him a superman. If you don't understand, you don't understand; if you're an idiot, you're an idiot.

We should step back from God's perspective.

Li Zhihan and his mother fell into the river at the same time, and it seems he had no choice.

Because his mother has been gone for quite a while, he can fly on his own.

His mother, in heaven, would probably be happy to see him rescue a beautiful young woman and bring her home as his wife.

Love you, Mom.

Taking a deep breath, Lin Mo hesitated for a moment, thinking about how he used to send girls long essays.

[Mo]: I don't know, but logically speaking, haha, this kind of mysterious concept will eventually be understood at a certain stage, it just requires you and me to be together.

It's a bit like trying to fool a child, but for such a sensitive topic, it's enough to just give a general overview.

The key point is...

[Mo]: I can't live without you.

[Han]: You can't do without me.

[Mo]: Yes, both are indispensable.

[Han]: What should I do?

[Mo]: Have you ever spoken to someone on the phone? Give it a try.

[Han]: Is it enough to just talk?

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