"Two hundred strokes, I guess," Han Zhiheng said grimly.
"You born! I'll fuck your mother!" Guo Huowang screamed, his voice filled with anguish. "Have you forgotten who sent you those lewd pictures?"
"All the pictures you posted were of effeminate men. I couldn't sleep all night looking at them," Han Zhiheng said. "They're absolutely disgusting."
Li Yu chuckled, stepped forward, untied the Eight Degrees Space suit Guo Huowang was wearing, and re-tie him to the soccer hoop.
"Wangzi, you must know that if the Demon Orb Hammer explodes, it will transform into a Spirit Orb. You will evolve and become free from desires and wants."
"I know it's hard, but it's an order."
"Born!" Guo Huowang roared, then cursed a few times before no one paid him any attention. He closed his eyes, preparing to await his final judgment.
But he waited for a long time, yet he didn't feel the pain of the demon orb shattering.
Forehead?
He peeked out and saw that his close friends from birth had their backs to him, not daring to move an inch.
He followed their gaze and saw a soccer ball roll towards a couple, where it was blocked by the boy.
Oh, a young couple has wandered onto the football field. They must be punished severely!
To dare to date during your senior year of high school is truly something else!
But it's good that he's here. It seems a little strange that he's drawing fire for him.
"Damn it, Qiu Wuqi, are you crazy? That's the squad leader!" Xie Oubao panicked and prepared to run away.
"You don't kick with that much force. Just chase them away. Do you think you're really going to get blown up in the head while playing mahjong?"
"Holy crap! I wasn't wearing contact lenses, I couldn't see clearly!"
Qiu Wuqi was also in a panic. He was about to strike Guo Huowang's magic ball when he suddenly saw a couple walking into the football field. So he changed the direction of his kick and took a powerful shot.
But before he could even laugh out loud, he realized everyone had stopped laughing. Xie Oubao even collapsed to the ground, his fat jiggling.
Fortunately, Lin Mo, who was next to the class monitor, blocked the soccer ball; otherwise...
Wait a minute! Why is Lin Mo taking a walk with the class monitor?!
Does he really have something on the class monitor?!
Shen Qingning was using her sweet smile to gently coax Lin Mo into telling the truth.
Completely unaware of the incoming football
In that instant, her consciousness seemed to be swallowed up by the howling wind; she had no time to react.
Her mind was filled with images of how strict her parents were with her, how they criticized and beat her. It was as if, in front of many people, they slapped her across the face.
"Oh!"
"Are you okay?"
Lin Mo reached out to stop her and immediately asked Shen Qingning.
"Monitor?"
"Shen Qingning?"
After being called twice, the girl's shoulders trembled, and she finally came to her senses.
"Oh, I'm fine. Thank you."
"No need to thank me. If you get shot in the head, you'll probably lean back and elbow me in the chin, and I'll be in trouble too."
Lin Mo's blunt, masculine remarks left the still-frightened Shen Qingning feeling awkward.
But after that incident, she couldn't bring herself to ask him about his relationship with Li Zhihan anymore.
In fact, she deliberately brought Lin Mo to the playground for a talk so that people would see them taking a walk together and the news would spread to the class.
If he doesn't tell the truth, I can test Li Zhihan's reaction to hearing about this, and then come out to clarify that I was just talking to him about the new class.
After all, she had never seen any boy be so "intimate" with Li Zhihan.
Even if they didn't do anything, the fact that they were just selling milk was suspicious and 'intimate' enough.
But for now, I'll just have to be more easygoing.
"By the way, I called you to ask why you were with Zhihan at noon?" The girl took a deep breath and asked with a smile.
"I didn't mean anything by it, you know Zhihan is a bit special."
"It was a coincidence. I was packing my lunch to eat in the classroom when I ran into her. That's why she left as soon as she saw me."
"So, what about you and her this morning?"
"Let's find Lao Ni to promote our milk," Lin Mo said righteously.
"Hmm~" Shen Qingning shrugged, knowing that Lin Mo was unlikely to tell the truth; it couldn't be that simple.
"Fine~ I won't ask you anymore. How about this, if you're close to Zhihan, try to help her out, okay?"
"What help?"
"Do you think Zhihan is normal?" The girl suddenly leaned forward, tilted her head with her hands behind her back, and asked.
She smiled at him with a smile that was both intimidating and approachable.
“Greek milk.” Lin Mo shook his head.
"Hmph~ You better not let me catch you having any business with Zhihan again, or I'll beat you to a pulp!"
Shen Qingning gave him a coquettish glance and waved her little fist.
Then, Shen Qingning turned around, walked towards the group of terrified male high school students in the center of the playground, criticized them a few times, and then explained that she was just doing official business with Lin Mo and that they shouldn't spread rumors before leaving gracefully.
The mysterious and jovial class monitor let him off the hook for now.
However, the system did not let him off the hook.
[Some of the dirt on you that made Shen Qingning mentally unstable has been revealed]
[Ten years later]
Although all of this was done in a very rushed manner
But your relationship with Shen Qingning is very happy. You took over her family business, she became your capable assistant, and she has everything a mature woman could want. You thought this was God's compensation to you.
But a chance letter brought Shen Qingning to her senses. She told you that she might be leaving, that she shouldn't have fallen in love with you, but that your gentleness had made her unable to extricate herself.
You tried your best to save your relationship.
After hesitating for a few days, she still told you quite coldly that she had entered your life with a purpose, and now that she had achieved her goal, she was leaving and you couldn't stop her.
You're divorced.
I saw her again at the hospital.
By this time, she was suffering from severe depression and had both legs amputated after a failed suicide attempt.
[Remaining incriminating material awaits unlocking]
Tsk.
Lin Mo felt he should light a cigarette, squat on the curb, and sigh.
He thought of a hellish joke: what if he couldn't bear to watch his wife die and be cremated?
LOL, doesn't he like "mature" women?
Fortunately, they are still young girls, and he, at eighteen, doesn't particularly like mature older women.
After all, he has more than one beautiful girl who can support him.
Perhaps it's not too late for everything.
Chapter 34 Absolutely Beautiful
"Lin Mo is incredibly cunning."
As evening self-study was nearing its end, several boys gathered at the back, pretending to discuss problems using their test papers.
The problems on the test paper were basically not resolved.
On the contrary, more and more problems are arising with Lin Mo.
Lin Mo occasionally felt several sinister gazes sweeping over him.
Unlike Zhihan's furtive glances, these hanging figures were genuinely eerie and gloomy.
Fortunately, he had a clear conscience and could withstand questioning. Guo Huowang and Li Yu questioned him for two consecutive evening self-study sessions but found no loopholes.
"Han Shen sells milk in Biyang. Han Shen wouldn't possibly be involved in anything like that with anyone."
"I discussed the matter of joining the new class with the class monitor, and the class monitor just confirmed it."
"Damn, it seems there really isn't a problem, but why do I feel a little uncomfortable?" Guo Huowang said with a worried expression.
I can't figure it out, I really can't figure it out.
"I think you're just jealous." At that moment, a man in slippers and gold-rimmed glasses, carrying a barbell, came in through the back door after using the restroom.
He happened to overhear Guo Huowang and the others talking about Chu Nan, and immediately laughed.
"You can't stand seeing someone else being even slightly intimate with your goddess, right?"
"Yang Jianshen, shut your damn barking! You and your long-distance girlfriend are doomed!" Qiu Wuqi cursed. "I'd trade an acre of land for you being cheated on!"
"You bastard, you even carry a barbell to the toilet! Next time I go to the toilet, I'll follow you and pee on your barbell!" Guo Huowang cursed as well.
"But no matter what you do, you can't change the fact that I have a girlfriend."
Yang Jianshen chuckled.
"Oh, little Chu Nan~"
"Sword Tomb!"
"born!"
It was one thing for the group to curse each other, after all, Yang Jianshen was the class's sports representative and was indeed the strongest; he could lift everyone up, aruba.
If you anger him too much, he might just pick you up and use you as a barbell for exercise.
What's the difference between this and treating your best friend like a Fiji cup? It's an absolute insult!
While the others remained silent, Lin Mo used the excuse of going to the restroom to actually go to the cafeteria convenience store to buy some supplies before returning to the classroom.
He bought a few small drinks, and as soon as he showed up in the Chu Nan discussion area at the back, his buddies started shouting, "Have a sip! Have a sip!" completely forgetting their previous assessment of Lin Mo as "incredibly cunning."
"Guojiao! Refreshing!" Guo Huowang received the reward he had been hoping for—iced black tea—which he considered a reward for a hero.
"Damn it, Lin Mo is really good at getting along with people. If any of you say another bad word about him, don't blame me for filtering the Guojiao liquor I just drank into horse urine and spraying it all over you!"
Upon hearing this, the group felt a chill run down their spines.
"That's disgusting."
But upon closer inspection, it actually made some sense.
Cold drinks are Guojiao (a type of Chinese liquor), hot drinks are horse urine – this is one of the three major rules of beverages in convenience stores.
As for the other two, one is: Coca-Cola is only most enjoyable on the first sip.
Another rule is that buying large bottles of drinks is always assumed to be a meal from a hundred families.
If you put a large bottle of beverage on the table, someone passing by will just open it and take a couple of sips. Once you leave one there, it'll be empty by the end of get out of class.
Of course, the same applies to instant noodles.
Instant noodles are considered a state banquet at school; if you dare to make them, you have to be willing to take the risk of being fought over by many people.
Lin Mo was well aware of the risks involved, so to avoid a scramble for the drinks, he bribed everyone with small bottles of beverages.
However, because he had promised Guo Huowang iced tea that morning, his was a large bottle.
What's even funnier is that,
After taking a couple of sips, the little sugar figurine realized he was in a large bottle. By the time he understood that possessing such a valuable item was a crime, several Sharingan eyes were already watching him.
Soon, his moans echoed from the back of the classroom again.
"I'll fucking beat you guys even if it means restarting the game!"
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