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Chapter 23 Hungry, hungry!
"What do you see me doing?"
Halfway through the morning reading session, Lin Mo noticed that Xu Lingxi's attention was not on her Chinese textbook.
She would glare at him every now and then, then puff out her cheeks and sulk. Once she calmed down, she would glare at him again and continue sulking.
Got it, it belongs to the pufferfish family.
Baby, just tell me you have a crush on me, and I'll rub my colorful fruit shoes against your face as you walk towards me, and then do a fadeaway jump shot.
"I didn't look at it." Xu Lingxi glanced sideways and silently read the ancient poem.
However, the words "Hungry, hungry, hungry," "Food, food, food," and "I won't eat his!" above the girl's head betrayed her.
Goodness, Xu Lingxi really trusts him, she's really waiting to eat his steamed buns, and she's not afraid that he'll forget about breakfast.
Xu Lingxi! This is the first lesson I'm teaching you in life! Never trust any man who tries to please you on purpose!
Want to eat my steamed bun? Sorry, I've hidden it in the New World. Put on this straw hat and become the King of Steamed Buns!
"Ahem, everyone, turn to page seventeen in your textbooks." Suddenly, a somewhat thin boy with a delicate voice stood on the podium.
It looks like the class representative for Chinese is going to lead the morning reading session.
But Lin Mo took a closer look and realized, wasn't this the same "deeply affectionate guy" from yesterday? His nickname was "Korean Smida," and his real name was Han Zhiheng.
Lin Mo seemed perfectly normal the first night she saw him, even taking a bottle of Yakult from him. But the next day, she went into heat.
Indeed, intellectuals are all sexually repressed.
The numerous stories of female ghosts, fox spirits, scholars, and wealthy girls from ancient times make it hard for Lin Mo not to suspect that they were all imagined by scholars for the sake of the Taoist temple.
"The Book of Songs, Bei Feng, Jing Nu." Han Zhiheng frowned, and just as he recited the title of the poem, he suddenly clutched his chest and began to gasp for breath.
"Heh heh heh"
The whole class had just lazily recited the poem title with him once, then suddenly froze in embarrassment.
But the awkward silence didn't last long. Han Zhiheng suddenly looked up at the sky and let out a long howl, as if he had just knocked himself unconscious.
"A quiet and beautiful maiden! Waiting for me at the city corner! I love her, but she is nowhere to be seen. I scratch my head and hesitate. A quiet and lovely maiden, why, why!"
Why was love so beautiful thousands of years ago?
"My girl is here."
"I want to create a world with Lin," Han Zhiheng sobbed uncontrollably on the teacher's desk, while the classroom was unusually quiet.
If you can't laugh anymore, you've really lost your mind.
"Damn it, why is this idiot having another episode? Guo Huowang, did you give him another eye-opening experience in the dorm yesterday?"
Qiu Wuqi was speechless. He stood up and pointed at Guo Huowang and Li Yu, cursing them.
"Bullshit! He watched the ending of Dragon Raja 3 yesterday, and I told him not to watch it, but he started yelling in the middle of the night!" Guo Huowang retorted.
"So? Who gave him the book?" Li Yu pushed up his glasses, looking like a low-budget elementary school student who was about to die.
“Me,” a fat man, even bigger than Qiu Wuqi, laughed, “I had no choice. He insisted on reading something angsty. Hey, speaking of which, he still hasn’t paid me back the five yuan he borrowed!”
"Your mother, you stupid dog Xie Oubao!" Qiu Wuqi turned and pointed at the fat man named Xie Oubao, shouting:
"You're a real swindler. Isn't that book mine?"
"Didn't I give you two yuan? The middleman makes a little profit." Xie Oubao said cheerfully, his chubby face twitching with laughter.
"Simple drawing."
"All right!"
A sharp shout rang out in the classroom. Shen Qingning sighed as she stood up and walked to the podium.
"Go downstairs, I'll lead the morning reading." The sweet class monitor's cute smile couldn't stay on, and she said to Han Zhiheng with a stern face.
Han Zhiheng looked pained, and had no choice but to back down in the face of the class monitor's authority.
Lin Mo was stunned as he watched from below.
This class is really going to fall apart without Shen Qingning.
He gave the class monitor an 8.6 out of 10 because she seemed a little dead.
Soon, under Shen Qingning's leadership, the class restored order to morning reading.
But Lin Mo noticed that Guo Huowang and Li Yu, who sat in front of him, weren't reading at all; instead, they were singing "Balala the Fairies" amidst the morning reading.
Xu Lingxi, on the other hand, couldn't help but laugh, silently reciting the text with her face buried in her book.
Lin Mo felt sorry for her; for Xu Lingxi, even surviving in this class would be a problem.
While Xu Lingxi's attention was completely focused on self-control, Lin Mo finally took out a bag of breakfast and a carton of milk from his schoolbag and placed them on her desk.
This time he was smarter. He first took out his two daily cartons of brain-boosting milk, then prepared two empty milk cartons, filled them up, and refreshed the page.
This way, you can pre-divide the milk into four boxes, so you don't have to use the boxes left over by the pretty girl to refill her cup.
"."
Xu Lingxi had been engrossed in her book for a while, and just as she was about to suppress her laughter and focus on memorizing her lessons, a breakfast table suddenly appeared in her line of sight.
She froze, her mind going blank for a moment.
I carefully observed the breakfast on the table.
The promised steamed buns were not delivered.
But there were shumai and yesterday's milk.
Actually, she still wanted to eat steamed buns more, so she didn't...
However, it's been a long time since I've had shumai.
The girl lowered her eyes, blinking more frequently, and looked hesitantly at her deskmate, who seemed indifferent and was singing with the two boys in front of her.
Why isn't he saying anything?
Xu Lingxi pursed her lips, her cheeks flushed with a delicate pink blush. She really had to speak first!
Ok.
"Thank you," Xu Lingxi began to say.
She was interrupted by the class monitor leading the reading on the podium, and her gratitude was stuck in her throat.
"Turn to the back of the textbook and you'll see Qin Guan's 'The Magpie Bridge Fairy.' We'll have a quiz on this later, so read it once first and then memorize it yourself."
"Come, Magpie Bridge Fairy, Northern Song Dynasty, Qin Guan."
"Delicate clouds weave patterns, shooting stars convey sorrow, and the Milky Way stretches vast and silent."
In her panic, Xu Lingxi read aloud in a daze. Before, she only knew that words went in one ear and out the other, but now she also knew what it meant to see something with your eyes, read it out with your mouth, but not leave an impression on your mind.
But when she read the last two sentences, for some reason, her heart suddenly started racing—
"If love between two people is destined to last, why should they be together every day and night?"
"Alright~ Everyone, recite it on your own. There will be a quiz in five minutes~" Shen Qingning, standing on the podium, breathed a sigh of relief, ending this impromptu morning reading session.
As she walked down, she first glanced at Li Zhihan's seat, which was empty, then looked at Lin Mo and saw him laughing and joking with Guo Huowang and Li Yu.
very messy.
But what Shen Qingning didn't know was that someone else was even more confused than she was.
Xu Lingxi withdrew her thanks and slumped on the table in a very pathetic manner. She secretly stuffed the breakfast back into the drawer, hesitating whether or not to eat it.
She wasn't eating but was very hungry, and there was her favorite shumai. How did Lin Mo know she liked shumai?
I wanted to eat. But because I forgot to eat dinner yesterday, I owed him a lot of sausages. Today, I was planning to eat some free steamed buns and skip dinner to make up for the guilt of eating too many sausages yesterday.
Who would have thought that Lin Mo was lying and there were no steamed buns at all?
She dared not eat it, afraid of owing too much money.
Moreover, Lin Mo was once her suitor, and it's possible he still is.
Hmph, what kind of boy would go out of his way to bring such a lavish breakfast for a girl!
Chapter 24 My Deskmate's Deceased Wife's Memoirs
Offering unsolicited favors. Hmm.
He's forcing her into a relationship! What a scoundrel! He's dragging her into this abyss!
Xu Lingxi puffed out her cheeks and glanced at Lin Mo sideways, but felt her head burning and spinning.
It's strange. I didn't feel this way when he confessed to me before, so why do I feel so ashamed now? I even felt this way just now because I read that line of poetry.
No!
She had to make things clear with this guy; she couldn't hesitate any longer. Xu Lingxi mustered her courage for the second time, her face hardening as she looked at Lin Mo.
"I"
However, someone stole her Fish Leong, forcing the girl to stop.
"Oh, this, this, get ready for the quiz, close your books!" Suddenly, Mr. Ni, the Chinese teacher and homeroom teacher, walked into the classroom.
"Write down the sentence from memory according to the teacher's instructions. After you finish writing, hand it to the group leader. Zhiheng will collect them and put them on my desk."
Teacher Ni describes himself as a middle-aged Buddhist man who always carries a cup of goji berry water. I heard that he has trouble with his sex life at home, so he is devoted to education and treats his students very well.
But at that moment, as soon as Teacher Ni turned on the all-in-one computer, she found a pop-up ad on the screen from a bird-themed wallpaper advertising the legendary "One Slash for 999" game.
"Teacher! If you're a true brother, come and chop me up!" Guo Huowang was the first to cheer from below.
"Oh, it's Zha Zha Hui, what are you?"
"Beautiful dealer, dealing cards online, dear~" Qiu Wuqi shouted in a high-pitched voice.
"Go away, go away! It's all because you guys play computer games all day long. Ugh, so many ads."
Teacher Ni restored order to the classroom.
Then, he calmly closed the ads, but after a while, he realized he couldn't finish clicking them all. One ad after another appeared, some even inappropriate for children.
The classroom was already in an uproar, and Guo Huowang was laughing so hard he was rolling around on the floor.
Teacher Ni's face darkened, and he had no choice but to shut down the computer.
"Oh, I'll get someone to fix the computers later. Today's quiz will be a dictation test. Don't cheat. Cheating won't earn you a good score on the college entrance exam!"
"Okay~~" The students in the class were quite cooperative, but there was a lot of laughter hidden in the noise.
After Lin Mo finished laughing, he was about to pick up his pen to write from memory when his deskmate nudged his arm.
"what"
Where did this Hakimi come from? Stay away from me!
"Stop fooling around, I need to take a quiz." Lin Mo said aloofly, seriously opening the quiz book and protecting it with his hand. "Don't peek."
Xu Lingxi: "."
There was nothing she could do; her annoying deskmate loved to play dead, so the girl had no choice but to open her quiz book and start writing from memory.
But after finishing a poem, when I got to the "Magpie Bridge Fairy" that I had just memorized, I suddenly got stuck on the last two lines.
She must remember. Although her memory isn't the best, she put in a lot of effort, so she couldn't possibly forget such basic poetry.
But those two lines of poetry seemed to be frozen in her mind for some peculiar reason, and she couldn't break them no matter how hard she tried.
The more she thought about it, the dizzier she became, to the point that she felt like vomiting, but her stomach was empty and she couldn't vomit anything.
"Eat something first." Suddenly, someone patted his shoulder.
The girl struggled to lift her eyelids and saw Lin Mo, just like that night, pinching and rubbing a part of her hand.
The uncomfortable dizziness disappeared instantly, and I regained my clear vision and hearing.
Is it acupressure again?
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