"For the rest of my life, I'll be lying in bed."
Lin Mo broke out in a cold sweat; he was certain that what Bai Limeng originally intended to say was definitely not this.
You want to shave me down like this?!
Sis, watch less adult films. I don't want to find out I can buy you in SM Plaza when I pass by.
Damn it, Huang Mei doesn't treat him like a human being at all! He's made up his mind, once he's far surpassed her in grades, he's going to unleash his fury on her!
No amount of childhood friendship could stop his thirst for revenge!
"You're gone, what are you standing there for?"
"Bai Limeng, I'm pretty much like that. I can joke around with you and I'm very easygoing, but you've crossed a line. You need to know that I have both Buddha and demon in my heart. I originally wanted to face you with a Bodhisattva's heart, but you insisted that I unseal the demon in my heart."
Lin Mo leaned closer and asked, "Then let me ask you, when you face a real demon manifesting in the world, can you still remain calm?!"
Bai Limeng saw his chuunibyou (delusional) expression and couldn't help but roll her eyes. "I'll give you a hundred yuan today. Pick whatever you want to eat."
"Okay." Lin Mo stopped immediately.
"Li Meng, you guys are so funny~" Hu Meng laughed, and mimicked Lin Mo's expression, widening her eyes as if she were trying to look fierce:
"Can you still keep the greasiness in check?!"
"Haha~" Bai Limeng was amused by Hu Meng. "Your voice is so soft, it sounds like you're being coquettish."
"Hmm."
Hu Meng chuckled along a bit, but then seized the opportunity to turn around and wink at Lin Mo.
Lin Mo was taken aback, feeling like he was being teased.
What do you mean?
After strolling through the snack street, only Lin Mo and Bai Limeng remained, walking along the dark road again.
"Hmm~"
The girl rubbed her slightly full stomach and let out a sigh of relief.
A beautiful girl would never eat until she was full at once, because that would make her belly bulge and very unladylike, especially if that scoundrel Lin Mo saw her like that, he might make some dirty joke.
"Exams are so tiring, Lin Mo. Why don't you take care of me from now on?"
When you're full, you tend to think about things that lack refinement, and Bai Limeng just wanted to give up right now.
"That won't do. You know me, everything I raise since it's a baby dies." Lin Mo waved his hand in refusal.
Even in the future.
The girls played like they were in a battle royale game, and in the end, only Hu Meng managed to win.
It was hell.
“That’s true.” Bai Limeng nodded upon hearing this. “You can’t even support yourself.”
"Sigh, I guess we'll have to rely on myself~ How did the exam go this time?"
Lin Mo wanted to laugh, but he held back, knowing that a small act of impatience could ruin a great plan.
"generally."
"Just another ordinary one~" Bai Limeng raised her delicate eyebrows, thinking that as his future master, she still had to say a few words of comfort.
But when she looked closer, she noticed that Lin Mo's expression was strange.
Why do you always look so unhappy when we talk about grades?
"Sigh, I feel a deep sense of loss." Lin Mo sighed.
Bai Limeng chuckled, "Oh, so you didn't do well on the test and won't get my reward? It's okay, you'll still get a reward if you behave well, sweetie~"
Hey, who cares about your stockings? I still haven't licked the ice cream of that 1.6-meter-tall, icy beauty!
Will you lick it for me?!
Wasteful Huangmei.
"No, not at all." Lin Mo said seriously, "It's just that I feel a little uncomfortable without anything to hold."
"?"
Bai Limeng froze, then her voice turned icy cold in an instant.
"That's my best friend, what do you want?"
"I didn't do anything, that's not what I meant."
"Who would believe you! You get all horny just because you see a pretty girl!"
The emotions she had automatically deleted surged up again; Bai Limeng was actually still harboring a nameless anger with nowhere to vent it.
Strangely, when she saw Hu Meng hugging Lin Mo, she truly felt like the sky was falling and the earth was cracking.
She didn't have anything going on with him, and although she couldn't possibly have anything going on with other guys, that stinky black dog was still a stinky black dog.
The girl's idea was to treat him as a relative without blood ties, or...
Spellcasting materials.
He was decent-looking and had a good physique, so it was fine with him.
If I'm ever forced into blind dates in the future, I can just use him as a makeshift option.
What's wrong with letting her have some fun after raising her for so many years? We've raised her for so many years, raising her for another lifetime isn't a big deal.
I'm just afraid he'll run off, so I have to keep him under my wing before I fatten him up and then slaughter him.
That's all; she's not that bad.
It seems a bit contradictory.
Never mind, she doesn't need a reason to do things, she just does them anyway!
Just as Bai Limeng was about to breathe out, Lin Mo said seriously again:
"It's more satisfying to hold you; only those who have been raised since childhood have the right strength."
"Huh?" The girl froze, her cat-like whip kick about to be unleashed. What kind of indecent words did this person have? Did he think she was some kind of old-fashioned pickled cabbage?
"Hug my foot!" Bai Limeng retorted, embarrassed. "You bumped into Mengmeng, you didn't hug her!"
"Besides, last time I just accidentally lost my balance and you caught me."
"No one else thought that vulgarly, only you have a head full of dirty thoughts."
"That's a bit much," Lin Mo said, pointing at her. "I was just defiled and I'm heartbroken. I value my innocence very much."
"."
"Or, let me hug you too. We used to hug each other a lot when we were little, so I'll clear my name."
He's talking gibberish and even claims to be able to reset his innocence. Does he think she's a purifier? He goes out and touches other women, then comes back and touches her again, and he becomes a virgin?
bah bah bah!
"What innocence do you have, a grown man? If you keep talking nonsense, I'll kick you to death."
Bai Limeng kicked him lightly, but her heart was pounding with anxiety.
Actually, she was quite afraid that Lin Mo would suddenly become more perceptive and transform from a clueless romantic into a master of love; it was better if his emotional intelligence remained low.
Rather than letting him become sober, it's better to let him remain a fool for the rest of his life.
After kicking him like that, Lin Mo fell silent again, his head bowed in deep thought.
"What are you doing?"
"think."
Bai Limeng pouted, too lazy to pay him any attention.
He's been like this since he was little; whenever he's unhappy, he acts all serious, thinking that others will comfort him.
Big dumb dog.
Who else but her could comfort her? Grandma is already...
Honestly, when will this stinky dog realize who's the most important person to him?
She did nothing wrong; she was doing it for his own good.
The two walked to the apartment building and silently entered the elevator.
"Ding dong."
When I arrived at the floor, there was the familiar door across the hall.
The light bulb overhead flickered with an old, yellowish light, sometimes working and sometimes not.
“This light has been flickering for years,” Bai Limeng said impatiently.
"Mm," Lin Mo replied.
"It's always been half-broken, never fully broken, so nobody fixes it," the girl said again, looking down at the two shadows.
"Oh."
"."
"What do you want?" Bai Limeng was speechless. "I just kicked you a few times, why are you so angry?"
Lin Mo maintained his aloof expression, glanced back at her, then turned to open the door.
Bai Limeng panicked, stamped her foot, and blushed, saying:
"Okay, okay, come here, you can have a hug if you want!"
Lin Mo turned 180 degrees back and looked at the red-warm white pear dream.
"You said it, don't hang me on the Little Red Potato later."
"Tch." The girl pouted, blew on her bangs, struck a punk-girl pose, and tapped her toes on the floor.
"Let's make it clear first, we'll only hug for ten seconds. Whoever doesn't let go by then is a dog."
"Then who should make the move?" Lin Mo asked for instructions.
"Don't move, put your hands up." Bai Limeng made a gun gesture. "Put them up!"
Wow, there's even a policewoman PLAY.
Lin Mo stood at attention.
Bai Limeng hesitated for a while, then slowly approached in an S-shaped pattern.
"Wait!" Lin Mo suddenly said.
"Ugh!" Bai Limeng was startled, her carefully prepared mental state completely shattered. "Are you trying to kill me?!"
"You haven't put your backpack down yet," Lin Mo pointed behind her.
"Oh," Bai Limeng raised her fair wrist, pinched the shoulder strap of her backpack and took it off. For some reason, taking off her backpack felt like taking off her clothes.
The areas where the girl had been in contact with her schoolbag were damp with sweat. She hadn't noticed it while carrying the bag, but only realized how wet it was after the wind blew on it.
The moment her backpack hit the ground, the strange atmosphere made her instinctively hug herself first.
"It's a bit cold."
The girl's voice was as halting as the old, broken light bulb above her head.
She didn't know when it started, but she had gotten into the habit of teasing her childhood sweetheart, yet she didn't dare to be truly intimate with him.
She worried that if they became too intimate, all the filth hidden in her heart would be exposed.
"You don't smell of sweat, do you?" Lin Mo sniffed.
"Get lost, shut your dog mouth." Bai Limeng had already closed in on him, only about ten centimeters away. "You're clearly covered in stinky sweat. Ugh."
then
She stiffly opened her arms and wrapped them around his back, her hands resting loosely on his back as if afraid of breaking fragile glass.
But suddenly, Lin Mo lowered his arm, which had been raised, bypassed her cautious touch, and pulled her closer by locking her back.
Bai Limeng's body froze completely, her nose brushing against his collarbone.
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