"Work is already annoying enough! And then this happens!"
"This is so annoying!!! It's like the sky is falling for working people!!!"
Aoki slumped in his chair, staring at the dark ceiling, feeling more weary than the battlefield ravaged by the Dragon Star Cluster...
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PS: I know that everyone may not like competitive battles, but since we chose this live streaming system in the first place, it can only be used as a temporary measure to increase popularity.
It's a short chapter, only 4,000 words, which would be considered the end of today's update, but the author is thinking of adding one more chapter.
Please watch selectively.
Thank you~
Chapter 44 You're here to take revenge on society, aren't you?
In the following matches, Shidou carried out his philosophy of "art is explosions and Patrick Star" to the fullest extent.
Whether it's Giant Coal Mountain or Forretos giving away freebies at the start, all sorts of creative "explosive" tactics are used in turn, blasting the matched opponents into chaos. Often, they don't even get to unleash a single complete skill before watching their team vanish into nothingness amidst a continuous roar.
The live stream chat has shifted from initial shock to a unified outcry of condemnation.
[You're inhuman! You're absolutely inhuman, streamer!]
Please, have some decency! The other side is practically traumatized by your outbursts!
[An art troupe? This is clearly a hellish drawing troupe!]
[Report filed: Someone here is carrying weapons of mass destruction!]
Shi Dou looked at the comments and smiled nonchalantly: "I've already said, this is art, you should know how to appreciate it."
With this completely unreasonable and extremely destructive "hellish" lineup, Shi Dou actually achieved a winning streak. On his team's profile page, there were only short-duration match records, as if silently telling the "tragic" story of each opponent.
The number of viewers in the live stream also soared as a result of this highly impactful and topical approach.
New viewers, watching the repeated explosion scenes on the screen, began to ask themselves the following thought-provoking questions:
[What kind of hellish thing is this? Is this a lineup even human could come up with?]
[Did I enter the wrong live stream? Is this a Pokémon battle or a gunpowder keg test?]
[Which gym did this streamer come from? I'm going to file a complaint! They don't treat Pokémon like human beings at all! Your Pokémon are crying, do you even know that?!]
Amidst an atmosphere of mixed condemnation and adoration, Shi Dou checked the time and prepared to end the broadcast.
"Alright, that concludes today's 'Art Appreciation,' and everyone should take a break now."
The live chat immediately filled with comments expressing reluctance to part ways:
【Huh? It's over already? I haven't had enough of the explosions yet!】
[Will the anchor still be broadcasting tomorrow? ]
[I need the video. I want to record today's actions and study them repeatedly. I plan to use it to torment my friends!]
[Be careful, you might accidentally enter an offline martial arts battle.]
"I will make the video. I'll edit out some of the best... uh, artistic moments. Please follow me, and I'll notify you when there are new video updates. Well then, see you next time," Shi Dou assured him.
After ending the live stream, Shi Dou stretched.
Just then, Shidou's communicator rang, and the caller ID showed "Cute and Adorable Qishu".
As soon as the call connected, Kijuu's energetic yet slightly reproachful face appeared on the other end of the screen. "Tokito, I watched your stream. Are you sure you're human? Using that kind of team to torture your opponents! NANASHI Shock!"
"It won't be anything serious, will it? It can't be that bad."
Tokito said nonchalantly.
Qi Shu gestured exaggeratedly: "What if your opponent is just a poor office worker who wants to relax by playing a couple of games after get off work, but ends up being kicked offline by you without any enjoyment? How pitiful would that be! Have you considered their feelings?"
Upon hearing this, Shi Dou simply smiled and uttered a profound statement:
"If you can't beat them, join them!!"
"Hmm...that's true!"
Qi Shu tilted her head, immediately convinced. Then her eyes lit up, and she leaned closer to the screen, saying in a slightly coquettish tone:
"Well... Mr. Shidou, since you're so good, could you help me put together a team? I've been losing several matches in a row at the advanced level, it's so hard... Please, please!"
This is why Kiju added Tokito in the first place: she discovered that Tokito's ingenious tactical configurations always brought unexpected surprises.
“Sure, what kind of theme do you want for the team?” Shi Dou thought for a moment and didn’t refuse immediately, because he had been able to promote the video and gain fans quickly thanks to Qi Shu.
"Of course it's electric! Just like me, a team brimming with electricity~"
Kiju responded happily.
"Electric team... alright."
Shi Dou nodded, then continued, "However, I need some time to study this. I'm quite busy lately, and I'm going to the St. Anne's tomorrow for a trainer's party. When I get back, I'll help you with a team match."
No problem! Looking forward to your reply!
Qi Shu readily agreed.
After ending his call with Qishu, Shidou didn't rest immediately. While his inspiration was still fresh, he spent about an hour meticulously creating the third installment of a tutorial video for lesser-known Pokémon, titled—
Immovable as a mountain, plundering like fire! The destructive art of the giant steam-powered carbon mountain!
The video provides a detailed explanation of the characteristics and weaknesses of the Steam Engine, as well as the synergy with the Big Bang strategy. It also includes recordings of several exciting, or rather, brutal, matches from tonight's live stream.
After uploading the video, Shi Dou went to wash up and prepare to rest.
However, Shi Dou underestimated the impact of this tactic. Shortly after the video was released, Qi Shu watched it and shared it, adding the following caption:
"A mind-blowing tutorial from the owner of the Golden City Fighting Gym, everyone hurry up and learn it! #Highly recommended by Qishu Qishu#."
Thanks to Qishu's huge popularity and the inherent topicality and impact of this approach, the video spread like wildfire.
[Padia Union Employee Communication Group (Anonymous)]:
"Look at this video, it's the same kind of trick that seemed to have made Aoki-senpai question his life tonight."
"Holy crap, so that's how it is! It's incredibly dirty!"
"I've learned something, now I'm going to go scam... no, I mean go instruct my friends."
[Pokémon Battle Forum]:
"Hot Post! A giant coal mine with nuclear bomb-like structure appears! It can instantly kill two opponent's Pokémon with a double attack, easily trading one for two, and includes a tutorial!"
"This game can be played like this? Designer, you should take a look!"
"How to make your opponent lose interest in Pokémon battles in one turn."
"After two rounds, I don't want to play the game anymore."
In an instant, Shi Dou's account was flooded with messages, and the number of likes, comments, reposts, and followers began to jump and surge wildly.
The next morning, bright sunlight streamed through the window and filled the room. The first thing Shi Dou did after waking up was to pick up the equipment by his bedside and check his live streaming account.
Sure enough, following last night's "art" live stream and the subsequent videos, the number of followers continues to rise steadily, having already surpassed the 93,000 mark. At this rate, the goal of 100,000 followers is just around the corner.
“Great, at this rate, the third companion will be here soon.”
Shi Dou put down the equipment with satisfaction, then got up to wash up.
I pushed open the bathroom door while yawning, only to see an unexpected scene.
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P.S.: Requesting votes, this is practically the third update!
Chapter 45 Pipi: Once I level up, everyone who comes will have to eat me and die with me!
Sundae had clearly gotten up earlier and was standing in front of the sink brushing her teeth, with foam still in her mouth. She didn't seem fully awake yet, but she was wearing a silk slip dress with a mini Psyduck pattern. The dress only reached her thighs, revealing her smooth shoulders and long legs. She was dressed very scantily.
Hearing the door open, Sundae subconsciously turned her head and met Tokito's somewhat stunned gaze.
"Ugh?!"
Sundae froze instantly, her fair cheeks flushing crimson at a visible speed, even the tips of her ears turning bright red. She hurriedly put down her toothbrush, her hands unsure where to cover herself, her voice muffled by the foam in her mouth:
"Mr. Shi Tou! At this time... shouldn't you excuse yourself for a moment?!"
Shi Dou snapped out of his daze. Instead of leaving, he crossed his arms, leaned against the doorframe, and deliberately said in a self-righteous tone, "Why should I back off? I'm an honest pervert. How could I miss such a feast for the eyes?"
"You... what nonsense are you spouting!" Shengdai was both embarrassed and flustered by his bluntness, her neck even turning pink. But she was too shy to resist Shidou's teasing gaze. Forgetting that she hadn't finished washing her face, she almost frantically pushed Shidou out, "Get out! Get out now!"
With a "bang," the bathroom door was slammed shut, followed by the "click" of the lock coming from inside.
Shi Dou looked at the closed door and couldn't help but chuckle softly, his mood becoming increasingly pleasant.
After this little farce, both of them finished tidying up, and Tokito handed over the temporary management of the dojo to the steady Buneary.
"Bulbasaur, we're heading to Vermilion City today, so the Gym is temporarily in your hands. If there are any challengers, send out Ursaring and Machoke to deal with them. After their special training, they've become quite strong and are capable of handling most challengers."
Inside the gym, facing Hilda and Julian, we're known as Gaggle Bear and Gaggle Hound, but outside you call me Violent Bear and Strong Hound!!!
"No problem, Shi Dou, leave it to me."
Bu Miao patted her chest confidently, indicating that she had it covered, her eyes serious and reliable.
After making the arrangements, Tokito and Sundae, whose blush had not yet completely faded, left the Fighting Gym and boarded the express train from Saffron City to Vermilion City.
The train sped along, carrying the two toward the soon-to-be-departed luxury cruise ship, Saint Anne.
Meanwhile, at Oki's research lab in Pallet Town.
Professor Oak and Gary were intently observing the new, somewhat timid little creature on the lab table.
"Incredible, absolutely incredible! Energy spectrum analysis shows that this Clefairy's primary attribute... is actually Flying!"
Professor Oak seemed a little agitated. What was clearly just an ordinary Flying-type Pokémon was like a rare treasure in his eyes.
"Flying type?"
Upon hearing this, Shigeru looked slightly surprised, then blurted out with a touch of youthful impetuosity, "Flying type? Isn't that on the same level as Pidgey and Spearow? It seems... a bit ordinary."
As soon as Xiao Mao finished speaking, the timid Pipi seemed to understand the "belittling" and suddenly raised its head. Its originally round and harmless big eyes glared at Xiao Mao, showing obvious dissatisfaction and protest.
“Pipipi!”
Super fierce!
It seems to be saying: How can you talk like that, you little kid?
Xiao Mao was startled by Pi Pi's sudden "fierce" glare and instinctively took a half step back, feeling somewhat embarrassed.
"Gary, you can't jump to conclusions based solely on its type and abilities," Professor Oak corrected seriously. "Type is only one aspect of a Pokémon. Look at the concentration of its energy and that unique fluctuation; it's completely different from common Flying-type Pokémon. This is no ordinary Flying-type; it contains a... a more primal, even somewhat rule-based, power. I speculate that it may possess some extremely special moves, even those that overturn conventional understanding of battle!"
If Tokito were here, he would definitely agree with Professor Oak's analysis.
Doctor, you have a truly discerning eye.
This Clefairy is currently at a low level and looks harmless. Once it levels up, evolves into a Pokel, and learns its signature move, "Shared Fate," that's when it will truly show its value.
In the rules of Seer, the effect of "Shared Life and Death" is to force the opponent's stamina to the same level as your own, similar to the "brute force" move in Pokémon.
This move is a strategic masterpiece when dealing with those terrifying bosses with high health and defense.
Shidou still remembers that when he faced the almost invincible Demon Lion Dilu, it was Pokel's [Shared Fate] that opened up the situation.
Imagine this: in this world, even against legendary Pokémon, as long as Pikachu can make a move, it'll immediately unleash a "Shared Fate" attack, no matter what kind of being you are, just bring down your health bar first!
This is the real "God-Slaying Technique"!
Dr. Oak, of course, was unaware of all this, completely immersed in the joy of his new discovery. Holding various instruments, he carefully approached Pippi, attempting to conduct more in-depth observations and recordings:
"Come on, little one, don't be afraid, let me take another look..."
Seeing his grandfather's excited expression and then looking at the unique Clefairy, Xiao Mao couldn't help but think even more highly of the Time Fighting Gym Leader from Goldenrod City.
That Gym Leader was not only incredibly strong, but he also managed to produce such a rare Pokémon...
How many secrets are still hidden?
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