From Captain America to Shenron

"Forget it, I'd better not go."

"Sigh, I just wanted to go and have some fun, but I never expected it to be haunted."

"Looks like there's nothing to watch."

"..."

Everyone couldn't help but speak up.

“If you want to see a play, just invite the troupe to perform at our house. It’s not like we don’t have a place to put a show.” Li Mubai couldn’t help but roll his eyes and said, “Do we need that little bit of money?”

"Different."

"This is different."

"Different."

"Sigh, you wouldn't understand even if I told you."

"..."

everyone said.

"If you don't tell me, how am I supposed to know anything?" Li Mubai was quite annoyed. "If you don't tell me, how am I supposed to know where things are different?"

Frustrated~

Night falls.

Li Mubai leisurely arrived at Gantian Village, ready to watch a ghost play.

Uncle Nine, along with Ah Xiu and two new disciples, were setting up tents everywhere, cooking delicious dog meat, preparing to send the wandering ghosts whose gates of hell had been opened into the tents and lock them up.

These are the disciples that Uncle Nine has taken in recently. One is named He Yingqiu, and the other is named He Youqiu. They are twin brothers.

The two men came to Gantian Village begging for food. Uncle Jiu calculated that they had a master-disciple relationship with him, so he took them in.

The two were younger than Ah Xiu, but their aptitude for Taoist cultivation was no less than Ah Xiu's. In just one month, they had learned the basic Taoist arts.

Li Mubai leisurely arrived at the theater entrance and went inside.

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There was no one checking tickets at the entrance of the theater.

This is very abnormal.

Once inside and seated, the sounds of suona horns and gongs soon began to play.

then.

Then, several figures with painted faces came out and began to sing.

As they sang and danced, and everyone was in high spirits, the actor on stage suddenly turned around and looked at the crowd.

then.

call!

A strange aura emanated from his mouth, quickly spreading to the audience below the stage.

The actors on stage changed from several people to one.

At this moment, the air in the entire theater became cold and damp, and wisps of mist drifted in, creating a hazy, dreamlike atmosphere, like a fairyland.

................

I saw.

The audience members lowered their heads and fell asleep on the spot.

Then, the people on the stage burst into laughter, their faces contorted with rage.

I have no idea what this guy is laughing about.

"Hey you, are you going to sing or not?" Li Mubai looked at the grotesque actor on stage and said, "I came here specifically to hear your performance. Are you going to sing or not? Laugh? What are you laughing at? Has no one told you that your laughter is awful?"

"Hmm?" Ghost actor was taken aback, then looked at Li Mubai with a hint of doubt on his face.

"Whoo~"

However, the ghost probably thought it hadn't blew enough air, so it opened its mouth again, and a strange, cold breath quickly sprayed out of its mouth towards Li Mubai.

The stench wafted towards Li Mubai, who frowned involuntarily, his face full of disgust, and said, "Do you know how awful your breath is?"

"Damn it, even ghosts have to brush their teeth every day, okay? Your breath stinks! Did you eat shit before you came to perform?"

Li Mubai never expected that even ghosts could have bad breath.

"You're not human?" Ghost actor Yi Xiaolong frowned slightly.

"Master, I can't get in."

"This is a trap to subdue the rat and capture the dragon!"

"Then what should we do?"

"Laojun of Heaven..."

Then the voices of Uncle Nine and his disciples could be heard outside.

Chapter 271 The Arrogant Ghost Actor Yi Xiaolong

Soon, Uncle Nine rushed in from outside.

A peach wood sword in one hand, and a talisman in the other.

Behind him followed Ah Xiu and the two brothers, He Yingqiu and He Youqiu.

Twins, they look exactly alike.

"Since you're all here, none of you are leaving." Yi Xiaolong laughed arrogantly, "Today, I will make you all my food!"

Then open your mouth.

One inhale.

All that could be seen was that the vital energy of those who had fallen into a deep sleep was being rapidly drawn out and then swallowed by Yi Xiaolong.

Yi Xiaolong's murderous aura instantly intensified, and his originally pale face turned bluish-green.

Green-faced ghost! .

Although Yi Xiaolong is a popular actress, he has a wicked heart.

After drinking, he had sex with his good friend Ying Jintang's wife.

It's said that one shouldn't be polite to a friend's wife, and this guy was exactly that kind of person. So, when the troupe came to Gantian Village, Ying Jintang strangled him after the performance when no one was around. He deserved to die.

However, a bad person is a bad person when alive, and a bad person is not a good ghost when dead. After death, Yi Xiaolong was very unwilling and turned into a vengeful ghost, causing evil everywhere.

Even Uncle Nine couldn't do anything about him.

Seeing Yi Xiaolong continuously absorbing the life essence of people, Uncle Nine was immediately alarmed and said, "Stop him quickly! Don't let him absorb any more life essence, otherwise he'll turn into an evil Asura, and we'll all be in trouble."

Seeing this, Ah Xiu quickly waved her hand.

swoosh~

Two yellow talismans moved forward rapidly.

Ah Xiu has also learned many spells during this time, and her strength is much greater than before.

Two talismans instantly stuck to Yi Xiaolong's hands, making a hissing sound. He screamed and quickly fled backstage.

Uncle Nine quickly led his disciples to catch up with him.

Li Mubai turned around and slowly walked outside.

If nothing unexpected happens, Yi Xiaolong is finished this time.

Originally, Li Mubai wanted to see what it was like to hear a ghost sing, but it made him very unhappy. He had only sung the first few lines when he was told, "Who the hell do you think you are?"

Step out onto the street.

It was getting dark.

The whole village was deserted.

Li Mubai turned around and looked at the plaque of the theater.

In the story, Ying Jintang's beautiful wife, Hua Yanhong, climbed onto this plaque, jumped down, and then died.

Although Hua Yanhong was pregnant, she was a beautiful woman and a former popular actress.

He just wanted to play the hero and save the damsel in distress.

Li Mubai had no other intention than to try out what it was like to be Cao Cao's traitor, to carry forward the spirit of the Prime Minister, and to ensure that every beautiful widow could have a home.

but.

The space above was empty.

what's going on?

Did I misremember the plot?

however.

Just at this time.

An angry roar rang out.

"It's all your fault, you damned bastard! If it weren't for you, my magic wouldn't have been broken! Die!"

"I will devour you and make you disappear little by little in endless pain."

"I am going to kill you!"

I saw.

A figure rushed out of the theater and pounced on Li Mubai; it was Yi Xiaolong.

Behind.

Uncle Nine and the others followed closely behind.

In Yi Xiaolong's view, if Li Mubai hadn't interrupted his spellcasting, he would have already devoured everyone's life force and become an incomparably powerful evil spirit.

It's all Li Mubai's fault.

He killed 37 members of the evil gang!

Devour his soul!

Yi Xiaolong's face became extremely ferocious.

He simply couldn't believe that if he couldn't beat Uncle Nine and his men, he couldn't beat this ordinary big guy in front of him.

"You can't poop, so you blame the Earth's lack of gravity." Li Mubai couldn't help but speak sarcastically as he looked at the ghost lunging at him. "You failed as a human, and you're just as much of a failure as a ghost!"

Even Cao Cao was not a professional.

What use are you to me?

Seeing the ghost rushing towards him, Li Mubai slapped it hard on the head, and the next second...

Suddenly, Yi Xiaolong was slapped directly to the ground by Li Mubai.

Yi Xiaolong was somewhat bewildered.

what's going on?

What's going on here?

however.

Li Mubai stepped on Yi Xiaolong's body, shouting, "The Prime Minister taught us to cherish widows. You, who don't even cherish widows, what are you supposed to cherish?"

"You scumbag! No, you bastard! What use are you?"

The next second, Yi Xiaolong let out a series of screams of agony.

It's extremely painful.

I originally thought Li Mubai was easy to bully, but who would have thought that Li Mubai was the hardest to bully?

If he had known earlier that Li Mubai was so powerful, he would never have attacked Li Mubai; instead, he should have taken the opportunity to escape.