I want to become a Kamen Rider

Fan Kang said in a low voice.

A clear, melodious female voice, carrying an air of unquestionable authority, rang out from outside the door, accompanied by a distinct knock:

"Boom boom boom——"

"Miss Hiiragi? Are you inside? Headquarters just detected an unusual spacetime fluctuation and alerted all knights on missions to increase patrols and be more vigilant. I also have something to discuss with you in person regarding this fluctuation."

Fan Kang's expression changed, and he whispered to Tina Hiiragi.

The two had a long-standing tacit understanding as the head and member of a group that both exploited and were exploited comics, and their exchange was completed in the blink of an eye.

'It's Eleanor!'

Why are you so afraid of her?

"One of the reasons I didn't make a grand entrance and instead hid when I finally came back was because of her. That woman has something wrong with her head. Normally, liking someone should start with a sweet romance before confessing your feelings, right? It's about taking things step by step, right? But that girl is different; she wants to force herself on me."

This statement is incomplete, but the logic can be clarified with a little thought.

Currently, it is known that Fan Kang has temporarily become unable to even defeat Hiiragi Tina. So, if others also believe that he has really lost the ability to protect himself, what will Eleanor, who has always advocated forcible sex, used strong methods, and has a "criminal record," do to him? It's hard to guess.

"Forced sex? When did that happen?!"

Tina Hiiragi gasped in surprise.

"Keep your voice down. I didn't let her succeed, so I'm still innocent. That was a long time ago. That woman was the kind of crazy woman who, after I risked my life to save her, could brazenly ask me if I wanted to have her bear a child when she was facing another crisis, completely ruining the atmosphere."

"Just how many girls have you been with, you scumbag minister?"

Hiiragi Tina's eyes turned cold.

'What do I care? I saved everyone equally. It's just that some hormone-fueled idiots fell for me because of the suspension bridge effect. Eleanor Mondebelle was the most mentally unstable one of them.'

After I clearly refused, tried to reason with her, and told her that forcing things won't work, she replied with...

'Forced love is never sweet, but it quenches thirst...'

Fan Kang's words were full of resentment.

There was another knock on the door.

"I heard voices inside, Ms. Hiiragi, are you there?"

Fan Kang made a decision immediately and took action.

"Anyway, I'll hide under the bed first, and you should get rid of her quickly."

Looking at the now empty sofa, then at the tightly closed hatch, and then down at the hand she had just been holding the minister's… an extremely absurd and complicated feeling welled up inside her.

'I don't know why, even though I should have been the one who knew the minister and fought alongside him first, I feel like I've been caught cheating...'

Glancing at the department head under the bed, Hiiragi Tina straightened her somewhat disheveled clothes and hair, opened the door, and mentally complained loudly with mixed feelings.

The door opened, and a blonde, blue-eyed beauty stood before me.

With cascading blonde hair, deep blue eyes, and a tall, elegant figure, Eleanor Mondebelle, a woman of exceptional beauty—a woman whose noble bearing was undeniable even in the simple uniform of the Knights Council—stood quietly there. Her gaze calmly fell upon Hiiragi Tina's face, carrying a perfectly timed question.

Ignoring the minister's obviously biased remarks, looking at the beauty in front of her, the insecure Tina Hiiragi couldn't help but think: compared to her, she was simply a short, flat, and unsophisticated woman.

Thinking about it this way, the minister isn't entirely without merit; at least, he seems to place more emphasis on inner qualities and emotions.

Eleanor Mondebelle walked in.

Today she wore a well-tailored dark-colored short skirt, but what was most eye-catching were her knee-high black stockings that covered her shapely calves. A glimpse of her "absolute territory" (a slang term for private area) was revealed just right between the top of the stockings and the hem of the skirt, gleaming delicately in the light.

Without any formalities, she walked straight to the bedside and sat down with an elegant yet casual demeanor. After sitting down, her legs, clad in black stockings, began to wiggle restlessly, her toes tracing small arcs in the air.

Hiiragi Tina was a little nervous.

"We detected abnormal spacetime fluctuations and suspect that the remnants of those dark forces are plotting something again. We've patrolled the surrounding area but haven't found anything unusual. Has Miss Hiiragi discovered anything?"

"No, no."

Tina Hiiragi answered quickly, her voice tense with nervousness, her gaze involuntarily drifting towards the area under the bed.

Then, one of the girl's swaying legs, with an extremely natural, seemingly casual stretch, gently extended its toes forward—precisely reaching into the shadowy area under the bed.

It seemed like my toes touched something and rubbed against it gently.

"Hey, why is it so soft?"

"It's a spare mattress; I put a new spare mattress under the bed."

"Hold on, Minister."

Hiiragi Tina prayed silently, "Captain, you must hold back."

"That's it."

The girl raised her legs again, which looked particularly alluring against the backdrop of black stockings, with an innocent yet arrogant smile on her face, and once again, she stuck one foot under the bed.

This time, she even used her toes, with a hint of curiosity and exploration, to gently poke the "soft cushion" under the bed.

"It's so soft."

"I [beep]! This is outrageous! I can't take it anymore!"

Fan Kang poked his head out and reached out to grab the two restless little legs.

He originally intended to pull the mentally unstable woman down with all his might, but he couldn't budge her. Instead, the girl shamelessly clamped his head between her legs.

All the spring scenery is on full display.

Golden strands of hair drifted down as she noticed him lost in thought.

"Do you like it? You can look at it every day once you marry it."

The boy, filled with shame and indignation but powerless to retaliate, turned his head away.

"Wattina, for my sake, use Thunderbolt on her!"

"Have you turned into a Pokémon battle?"

"Don't just stand there! Come and save me!"

"Ah, oh."

Hiiragi Tina took out the card, about to make her move.

But then Eleanor released the minister, gave him a casual hug, and strode away.

"I knew it. The hero I admire wouldn't die so easily. Well, I have something to do. I've been in contact with the International Astronomical Observatory... It seems you've encountered some minor mishaps that are convenient for me."

Before leaving, he patted Hiiragi Tina on the shoulder meaningfully.

"If I get to eat the 'meat,' you'll get to drink the 'soup.' After all, the Mondebelle family only cares about maintaining the purity of their bloodline; they never care how many mistresses the patriarch has."

"..."X2

After Eleanor left, the scene fell silent.

"Minister, I don't know why, even though it's supposed to be a scene where we've been caught cheating, it looks like we've all been tricked."

"So now you know why you're hiding away and having to find someone to protect me even though you know I'm back, right?"

Fan Kang covered his face.

"That woman is not only mentally unstable, she also has no sense of shame!!"

"So, Minister, are you still going to hide now? Like a little wife being chased by a thug for debt?"

Hiiragi Tina squatted down and poked the boy's face.

"Let us remember this grudge for now."

"However, I see that although you are a little shy, Minister, you are not very swayed."

"I've been tempted too much, I've gotten used to it. And although Eleanor wants to act more feminine, I still feel she's not as good as Miss Toyokawa... I mean, Mrs. Toyokawa."

Tina Hiiragi immediately used a chokehold.

"Explain yourself clearly."

"When that woman did that to me before, why didn't you fight back? You cowardly bully, Wu Tina, now you have the nerve to interrogate me, a wounded person who finally returned to this world?"

Tina Hiiragi's arm strength remained undiminished as she retorted confidently:

“I didn’t react in time. That person was even more outrageous than you, Minister. Next time I will definitely protect you and not let other women touch you.”

"Your comments are starting to make you even more dangerous than her, aren't they...?"

"I'm under your roof," Fan Kang told himself again, and sighed.

"There's really nothing to explain. It's just that Lady Toyokawa took me in. I look exactly like her late husband, if not exactly. So, I guess I'm from another timeline."

"So you admit it."

"In gaming terms, it's probably called an 'if' scenario."

"You've been thoroughly corrupted by Mizutani Migoko."

With Hiiragi Tina holding him by the throat, and the pressure wasn't too strong, Fan Kang began to reminisce with envy in his eyes.

"It is said that in that other world, I also died for someone else. I was a scoundrel who liked to beat pachinko in my previous life, but after using sweet words to trick Miss Toyokawa Shoko into a marriage agreement, I became attached to the Toyokawa family."

"It's very similar to what you experienced before, Minister."

“I worked hard to earn a living with my own hands, and I paid off the money I borrowed later.”

"In short, he was such a scoundrel, but in an accident, he chose to step forward to protect Lady Toyokawa and saved several lives. This became a pain that Lady Toyokawa could never let go of."

"He's the minister of the tragic storyline."

The sunlight outside the porthole remained the same, and the boy shook his head with a smile.

"I can't agree with that. It's clearly a happy route. I'm so envious. He got to live the life of a gigolo so early and was able to clear his name by saving people in the end. He's got some skills. That's me from another world."

"So, you and Mrs. Toyokawa?"

"If anything were to happen, it would be with Ms. Toyokawa of this world."

He paused.

At this point, unless his emotional intelligence and IQ are both truly negative, it's impossible for him to say that Lady Toyokawa, while drunk, mistakenly believed that her deceased husband liked to touch him inappropriately.

Even if someone is slow to react or pretends to be stupid, they should realize that after half a year of reflection and the shock of his death, the relationship between the manga thief and the thief has changed.

Fortunately, he still had a sacred and reliable master-disciple relationship.

As long as we find our precious disciple Yuyan, everything will be alright!

"However, in that later battle, Lady Toyokawa did indeed help me a lot."

The purple-haired girl's face showed an expression of anticipation and interest.

"I want to hear a story."

"After you hear this story, you can take me to your house for the night."

"Minister, the tone of this comic book you're using to tell me something truly extraordinary."

The girl casually remarked, probably not taking it seriously.

And he only mentioned it briefly:

"Enough with the nonsense, first remove the beginning about being taken in by Lady Toyokawa."

"Let's skip the middle part. It's just a short story about me helping a pink-haired, socially awkward person learn to play the guitar and gain a little courage to interact with others; and your great minister's encouragement to study, helping a runaway kid who formed a band to study hard and get into the University of Tokyo; and... so many everyday moments, and then a bloody battle, where after Mrs. Toyokawa, I was picked up by an uncle who eats raw eggs."

"That uncle was really unlucky, but luckily he met me. Later, thanks to my healthy eating advice, he was finally able to eat hard-boiled eggs again."

"To be honest, although my life in this world was complicated, I was quite popular in that world."

Fan Kang counted the stories that took place in another world on his fingers, and a smile unconsciously appeared on his face.

Kamen Riders should just fight monsters, fighting Godzilla and stuff. Seriously, even now, he still thinks it's too much.

Let the M78 civil servant, whose overseas assignment is only three minutes long, fight Godzilla!

Seemingly sensing his lingering attachment to that world, the purple-haired girl released her grip on his throat and asked softly.

"Won't you regret it if you come back?"

"I don't regret it, because I want to come back and continue to protect you."

"Really..."

That's why I fell in love with you.