"Brother-in-law... oh no... sister!"
The Western Wilderness God Emperor... Now, the Western Wilderness Empress raised her head upon hearing this, and then saw that extremely annoying face.
"Brother... no... sister..." the woman in the red dress said, shaking the Western Wilderness Empress's left arm.
The Western Wilderness Empress raised her slightly protruding, fair chin and said stiffly, "I am not as skilled as others, and I have lost. I am not so upset about this little thing."
"You can do whatever you want with my defeated opponent! I'm prepared for that!"
Loran's smiling gaze swept over the Western Wilderness Empress's curvaceous body, sending a chill down the Empress's spine. Clearly, this guy wasn't as magnanimous as she made him out to be!
"Don't worry! You've already cultivated with me, I don't care about your body." Loran waved his folding fan indifferently.
"When?" The Western Wilderness Empress widened her phoenix eyes. "What do you mean you've already cultivated with me?! I don't remember that at all!"
"Of course, it was right after I underwent my tribulation!" Loran said as if nothing had happened.
"After transcending the tribulation?" The Western Wilderness Empress frowned her beautiful brows. "We only had one great battle, didn't we? When did we start cultivating together?"
"Of course it's during a great battle!" Loran looked at her as if she were an idiot. "You're a God Emperor, after all. Do you really think dual cultivation requires physical intercourse?"
"Don't we need to?" Several question marks appeared above the Western Wilderness God Emperor's head.
"Hmph? What is the essence of dual cultivation?" Loran spoke eloquently like a teacher, "Dual cultivation is divided into physical dual cultivation, spiritual dual cultivation, and Dao dual cultivation. Among them, physical dual cultivation is the lowest, spiritual dual cultivation is higher, and Dao dual cultivation is the highest."
"The essence of dual cultivation is nothing more than the fusion of yin and yang, and the complementarity of two poles!"
"During the battle, our physical bodies collide, our magical powers collide, our primordial spirits clash, and our Dao principles clash. As long as we intentionally guide it, isn't the battlefield the best place for dual cultivation?"
"So-called sensory stimulation is nothing more than the most basic level. And if we're really talking about stimulation, can sex really compare to the exhilarating, life-or-death thrill of a battle?"
"All living beings, including humans, have a fighting instinct hidden in their blood from the moment they are born."
"Fighting! That is human desire!"
"Battle! That is, dual cultivation!"
"This is my supreme divine law—the Great Joy of Heaven and Earth, Yin and Yang!"
Upon hearing this outrageous statement, the Empress of the Western Wilderness asked incredulously.
"You're saying that fighting others is a form of dual cultivation?"
Lorraine smiled smugly.
"Naturally!"
"I am the man of men, and the woman of women!"
"The mighty Emperor Hehuan should have the magnanimity to see all living beings as people of the opposite sex!"
The Western Wilderness Empress was completely stunned, but Loran continued to unleash his furious attacks.
“Many people have misunderstood the practice of the Union Sect!” Loran sighed. “Little do they know that the practice of the Union Sect is the foundation of heaven and earth, and all things in heaven and earth are engaged in dual cultivation!”
"The rising and setting of the sun and moon is just like the pursuit of women by men and the attraction of men by women in the mortal world. Every time at dusk or dawn, the moment when the sun and moon alternate is the time when the sun and moon achieve their goal and begin their dual cultivation."
"The sun and moon's energies merge at this moment, which is why weddings have always been held at dusk. The word 'hun' (婚) is a homophone for 'dusk' (昏), so a wedding is indeed a 'dusk ceremony'!"
"Weddings are a fundamental principle of human relations and the foundation of civilization!"
"This perfectly aligns with the Dao of cultivating both the sun and the moon in the universe!"
“In ancient times, when civilization was still in its infancy, the minds of the people were able to resonate with the most magnificent and purest ‘Tao’ between heaven and earth.”
“They stand in the darkness of ignorance, yet their hearts are like the purest mirror. Precisely because they have nothing, they can reflect the original, most authentic form of heaven and earth without any hindrance—that is the Tao.”
"Without discrimination, one can see the whole!"
"This is precisely—heaven and earth were born together with me, and all things are one with me!"
Loran's voice shook the heavens and the earth, like thunder, drawing cheers from the crowd!
He looked intently at the Empress of the Western Wilderness: "Do you understand, my lady?"
The Western Wilderness Empress was still deep in thought when she had to admit that although this guy was absurd, his path was indeed quite extraordinary.
But that one word, "Madam," instantly brought the Western Wilderness back to reality.
She raised an eyebrow, her words laced with suppressed anger: "After all that lecturing, it still doesn't stop you from lusting after my body, does it?"
Loran said with a hint of shyness, "The Great Dao is the Great Dao, and Daoist partners are Daoist partners. There is no conflict! There is no conflict!"
"Hehe!" The Empress of the Western Wilderness chuckled sarcastically.
Loran waved his hand: "Just tell me if it makes sense or not!"
He pressed down on the shoulder of the Western Wilderness Empress and solemnly said, "My lady is born with the Taibai Divine Body, while I am born with the Jumang Divine Body. Our dual cultivation is the supreme and harmonious path of the Azure Dragon meeting the White Tiger, the union of dragon and tiger, and the merging of metal and wood!"
"If we cultivate together, we will surely take a big step forward on our path. In the face of the Great Dao, is gender really that important?"
Loran persuaded her in this way, his words extremely seductive, as if he were a true demon.
The Western Wilderness Empress lowered her head, her gaze solemn. To be honest, after hearing what Loran had said, she, the dignified Western Wilderness God Empress... was somewhat tempted.
Seeing that the other party was wavering, Loran decided to add fuel to the fire and gave Qiong Ying a wink.
Qiong Ying caught Luo Lan's hint and immediately started using her little sister's coquettish charm.
After her younger sister's commotion, the Western Wilderness Empress actually wavered shamefully. She began to think... perhaps, this was also an option?
Having reached the level of a God Emperor, the physical appearance is really not that important! The reason why I couldn't accept it before was simply because I couldn't get over my mental hurdle. I felt that my dignity had been offended, and therefore I resisted it fiercely.
But after calming down, I realized it wasn't so hard to accept.
However, the Western Wilderness Empress glanced at that hateful face and knew she absolutely couldn't let this guy off so easily!
"Hmm..." The Western Wilderness Empress looked thoughtful. "What you said does make a tiny bit of sense."
She made a small gesture that infuriated the Korean man.
"However, I need to think about it carefully."
"No rush, no rush!" Loran smiled like a fox that had just eaten chicken. "My lady can take her time to consider it. I can wait!"
Upon hearing Loran's address, the Western Wilderness Empress glared at him fiercely, but it was nothing to Loran's thick skin!
Chapter 234 The Great Emperor of Hehuan: Spreading His Dao Throughout the World, Hehuan Thrives
The newly emerging great power, the Hehuan Divine Court, began its path to prosperity with the Human Desire Great World as its foundation, and its influence began to radiate to other great worlds.
Especially after the merger of the Western Wilderness Divine Court and the Joyful Union Divine Court, the prestige of the Joyful Union Divine Court reached its peak. The Joyful Union Divine Court began to use this power to spread the Way of Joyful Union throughout the three thousand worlds.
Meanwhile, on some unknown virtual chat forum, a large number of divine thoughts from various worlds were colliding with each other.
"Holy Buddha, I heard that your disciple, the Bodhisattva of Great Joy in Yin and Yang, has returned to Buddhism?" A divine thought carrying the meaning of tranquility and non-action was conveying a message to a divine thought filled with compassion.
"Yes! It was the Western Buddha Emperor who personally allowed him to return, letting him go back to the Western Sumeru Sacred Realm and establish the lineage of the Joyful Buddha."
"Huh? So, does that mean your Buddhist sect is openly training lewd monks?"
"Namo Amitabha Buddha! Please be mindful of your speech and refrain from creating negative karma through your words. The Buddha of Bliss and the lewd monk are completely different things. The Great Bodhisattva of Yin and Yang Bliss has fully grasped the essence of the Dharma and has already transcended lust and desire."
"The so-called 'joy' does not refer to sexual pleasure, but rather to the supreme joy and bliss that arises in the heart when one realizes 'emptiness' through this practice and achieves the perfect integration of 'wisdom' and 'skillful means'."
"The male body represents 'skillful means,' which is compassion and skillful means. The female body represents 'wisdom,' which is emptiness and prajna. The combination of the two is a direct manifestation of 'form is emptiness, emptiness is form,' and is a perfect fusion of the great path of Buddhism and the Dharma of the Joyful Emperor."
"Oh... I didn't understand!"
"You...you're stupid!"
"Sword Master, what benefits did the Holy Buddha give you to make you speak up for him like this?"
"Nonsense! I admire Buddhism, you are utterly foolish."
"Excellent! Benefactor Hu possesses Buddha-nature!"
"Alright, stop bragging about Buddhism. Where is the Old Dragon Emperor?"
"The old Dragon Emperor is not here this time; I heard he is resting and preparing for childbirth in the Dragon Court."
"Huh? An old clam giving birth to a pearl?"
"I heard she thinks her main account is useless and wants to create a new one."
"So he's quite accepting of the current situation. Before, his impotent rage could be detected from thousands of miles away, but now he's making full use of the advantages of gender swapping?"
"There's a saying in the mortal world that 'pregnancy makes you stupid for three years.' That mudskipper wasn't very smart to begin with, so isn't it even dumber now?"
“I can testify to that.”
"Oh? What makes you say that, fellow Daoist?"
"Because the old Dragon Emperor still doesn't realize that what she's carrying in her belly isn't the bloodline of the true dragon from his Myriad Dragons World, but a hybrid of a true dragon and a red dragon."
"............???"
"Brother Daoist, could it be that you are...?"
"I am Lord Chixu, an elder of the Chijiao clan."
"You mean...?"
"That's right. I followed my clan's princess to comprehend the Supreme Harmony Emperor Technique, absorbing the essence of all races in the world. My bloodline became increasingly close to that of the Crimson Dragon. So much so that when the Dragon Emperor was making love with me while I was traveling in the Great World of Ten Thousand Dragons, he didn't even realize that I wasn't the Crimson Dragon of the Great World of Ten Thousand Dragons."
"A true man, no, a true dragon needs no further explanation!"
"A true role model! A real strongman should go after the Dragon Emperor! That's what's exciting!"
"The Hehuan Emperor's Technique is indeed somewhat strange!"
"Is it strange? If the methods of this Joyful Union World are cultivated to a high level, they directly point to the Great Dao of Yin and Yang! There is absolutely no lewdness or evil in them."
"Indeed, when the Great Emperor Hehuan attained enlightenment, I thought the Three Thousand Worlds were going to become a silver-painted market!"
"Yes, I was terrified at the time."
"Everyone must be so afraid."
"Not at all, the Sword Master will probably be very happy!"
"Huh? Why?"
"Haven't you heard? The wife that the Sword Master married back then, her boudoir was known as 'the wind can enter, the rain can enter, the disciples can enter, the elders can enter, the guest ministers can enter, but he, the sect leader, is the only one who cannot enter.'"
"If the Three Thousand Worlds really become a place of silver scarves, at least the Sword Master can fulfill his dream!"
"Hahahaha! Is the Sword Master here? Come out and say something!"
"Namo Amitabha Buddha! My heart is devoted to the Buddhist path. As for Senior Sister Pei, she is nothing but a passing cloud! I no longer care about her!"
"I understand! It's over! My condolences!"
"I understand the essence of those six words now."
"Are you all so idle all day? Just chatting and joking around like this!"
"Hey! You're obviously a new fellow cultivator. In this Three Thousand Worlds, intelligence is life, intelligence is a resource!"
"Exactly, exactly. If we weren't here bragging every day, where do you think those ordinary old masters who provide commentary during those battles of geniuses came from?"
"Without our selfless sharing of information, would there be so many all-knowing old-timers among passersby?"
"Ah... So the people who were always explaining things to me on my path to rise to power were you guys?"
"Young friend, I am old and have some wisdom to share with you: In this world of three thousand worlds, if you want to live a comfortable life, you either need to be an unparalleled cultivator like a god emperor, or you can honestly become a passerby."
"Only by mingling with the light and the dust can one live comfortably!"
"Alright, Qing Yuanzi, stop acting like you're old and condescending. I heard you've been practicing dual cultivation with your senior sister lately? Is that true?"
"The Hehuan Technique is great! I've been pursuing my senior sister for at least 20,000 years, and I've finally won her over."
"I've heard that in the Hehuan Dafa (a type of cultivation practice), even just exchanging glances counts as successful dual cultivation. Is that true?"
"That's right. Eye contact is a manifestation of the mind, and spiritual communion is a superior method of dual cultivation."
"Damn... I'm going to go back and draft a law that will make even just looking at someone a sexual assault or molestation."
"You son of a bitch!"
"Who are you? You're a civilized person, don't swear."
"Heavenly Eye God, you old bastard, you're making arbitrary laws in your own territory! Back then, I was just traveling around when I saw a female cultivator being chased by demons. I kindly rescued her, but she counter-sued me for indecent assault. You son of a bitch actually ruled against me! I spent two hundred years in your divine prison and lost all my possessions. I've held this grudge for a lifetime!"
"Uh... Fellow Daoist Tianyan, you've gone too far!"
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