"Nothing much! I just think the lady is quite radiant."
"Ah...!!!! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! You Fire Spirit Clan, just you wait!!!"
"Are you crazy?! We Fire Spirits are victims too, okay? What do you want from us?"
"Alas!! A bunch of scoundrels! When did the spirits of the heavens become like this!"
"Holy Buddha, you old bald donkey, stop with your sarcastic remarks! Why don't you mention where that Yin-Yang Great Joy Bodhisattva who recently appeared in the Human Desire Realm came from? I've never seen that fellow possess such exquisite skills in the Seven Treasures of Sumeru to deliver Buddha light!"
"I apologize to all of you for my lack of strict discipline in disciplining my students."
"Holy Buddha, there's no need for excessive guilt. Every family has its own troubles."
"I am truly grateful for Master Qingxuan's understanding!"
"Grandmaster Uncle, I recently saw that Yin-Yang Great Joy Bodhisattva and Master Jingmi...!"
"Hey! You damned bald monk, how dare you try to steal my nun from me!!!"
"Master Qingxuan, monks should be mindful of their speech and avoid breaking the precepts!"
"Get out! Bring me my Black Demon-Slaying Sword! I'm going to fight that lecherous monk!!!"
"Simps deserve a terrible death!!"
Who are you calling a simp?
"Who should be who?"
"you....!!!"
Although Loran was resisting the calamity within the sea of lightning, he could still sense the numerous divine thoughts echoing in the distant void. Noticing this amusement, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
This experience of seizing the Dao was a rare one. All of them, the Lorans, could share memories. Therefore, in their experiences of seizing the Dao in the myriad worlds, they had all encountered many things, such as Demon Ancestor, Dao Ancestor, Outer God, Asura, or Emperor Venerable and God King.
But this is the first time a lecherous thief has ever stolen the road!
He did it on purpose, wanting to experience a different life, which is why he chose a disciple of the Hehuan Sect in the Danxia Great World as his target for seizing the Dao.
After possessing this person, he promoted and innovated the Hehuan Daoist arts, thereby gaining control of the entire Hehuan Sect and renaming it "Human Desire Dao," calling himself the Master of Ziwei Dao (yes! still a tribute!). The Hehuan Ancestor, who was in seclusion, was completely sidelined until he recently emerged from seclusion after being disturbed by the aura of the Emperor Tribulation while attempting to become an Emperor.
As for what those divine thoughts spoke of, they were merely some of the trials and tribulations the Great Emperor Ziwei Renyin Hehuan experienced on his path to the pinnacle.
People often misunderstand the principles of human desire and pleasure, and therefore often smear him with slander.
Therefore, his journey has been one of constant, relentless pressure, "three hundred and sixty days a year, assailed by wind and frost." But it doesn't matter; once the Divine Emperor's Tribulation is over, and all paths converge, everything will be in the past.
Human desires and pleasures are merely the path he came from, and he will not feel any shame or deny it! Of course, it is also the path he will take in the future, hehe!
The lightning tribulation, powerful enough to level a great world, struck him, but it only made his jet-black hair even more lustrous. His body radiated a protective aura with a faint golden hue, firmly keeping the lightning tribulation at bay.
The crowd outside stared in disbelief. To stroll so leisurely during the God Emperor's Tribulation—this demon's character aside, his cultivation and spiritual attainment were truly first-rate!
Oh no! If this demon becomes an emperor, won't this entire Three Thousand Great Worlds become a place of impersonation?!
No way!
No, we must immediately request other emperors to take advantage of his unstable state and quickly kill this demon.
Chapter 229 The Great Emperor of Joy: Proving His Dao as Emperor
As if sensing Loran's nonchalance, the intensity of the lightning tribulation suddenly became even stronger.
True and Illusion Annihilation Divine Thunder, Divine and Demonic Dual-Pole True Thunder, Primordial Nine Heavens True Thunder, Heavenly Chaos Divine Thunder, Four Symbols Balance Divine Thunder... all sorts of thunderbolts that only exist in legends struck down in turn.
The sea of thunder began to give birth to all sorts of creatures, such as the Heavenly Roc, Heavenly Dragon, Heavenly Phoenix, and Ancient Serpent. Even the legendary humanoid thunderbolts began to emerge from the depths of the sea of thunder.
Loran's protective aura began to tremble precariously in the terrifying sea of lightning. But he remained calm and unleashed a beam of light tinged with a faint pink—the Great Yin-Yang Divine Light of the Joyful Union.
The divine light swept across the sea of lightning without causing any damage, but it gave rise to unimaginable changes.
Thunder is the pivot of Yin and Yang. When Yin and Yang converge, and Yang remains within without being released, it strikes forth as thunder. The beginning of the universe was due to the momentary explosion of the interaction of Yin and Yang; this is also the function of thunder.
Therefore, the foundation of the Thunder Path is Yin and Yang. Whether it incorporates the principles of the Five Elements to create the Five Elements Divine Thunder, or comprehends the transformations of gods and demons to obtain the Divine and Demonic Extreme Thunder, or comprehends the Dao of Chaos and Heaven to become the Heavenly Divine Thunder, its foundation cannot escape the changes of Yin and Yang.
The way of the Hehuan (合欢) is also the way of Yin and Yang!
What? You say no? I, the Master of the Purple Star Dao, advise cultivators not to have such a narrow perspective, but to learn to liberate their thinking.
As the Great Yin-Yang Divine Light of the Joyful Union swept across the inner sea, the Yin and Yang energies within the thunder began to undergo strange changes. The destructive aspect of the thunder began to reverse, and the hidden vitality of creation within it began to manifest.
A rich essence of thunder began to grow in the sea of thunder. Part of this rich essence was absorbed by Loran as his own magic power, while the other part began to make these thunder beasts more and more lifelike, as if they had truly gained physical life.
Nourished by abundant life essence, these thunder beasts were all vigorous and powerful, yet the destructive side hidden within the thunder made them restless. What would happen when this restless horde of beasts, each brimming with energy, gathered together?
At this moment, a mysterious voice rang out from the void.
Spring has arrived, and all things are coming back to life.
"It's mating season for animals again."
These thunder beasts began to mate in this vibrant sea of thunder, which resembled a paradise. The yin and yang energies harmonized, and under the nourishment of the Great Yin-Yang Divine Light of the Union, little thunder beasts were born. They opened their wet eyes and curiously observed this new and wondrous world.
Loran picked up the young thunder beasts one by one, soothing their minds with the principles of nature and dispelling their hostility towards the tribulation seeker. He lifted these young thunder beasts high into the air.
"From now on, you little guys will be my guardian spirit beasts of the Human Desire Path. Aren't you happy!"
As for how Loran comprehended the Way of Nature, who says that the great joy of natural harmony isn't the Way of Joy? Hmm?
The distant viewing platform in the void fell silent instantly, and each of the divine senses seemed to be dumbfounded.
"There's such a way to transcend tribulation?" After a long while, a new divine thought emerged from the void, but this divine thought was filled with shock, as if it had been stunned into a daze.
"Hmph! This is what happens when you lack experience!"
Indeed, the less someone knows, the more they talk and shout all day long.
"It seems I was still prejudiced!"
“Indeed, this benefactor Ziwei’s path of love has reached an incredible level! It has transcended the realm of ‘lust’.”
"Yes! This method of using thunder and yin to intertwine and give birth to life is simply miraculous, carrying the most primitive and sacred traces of the Great Dao from ancient times, just like Hua Xu meeting Leize, or Fuxi marrying Nuwa."
Who is Lei Ze Hua Xu?
Who are Fuxi and Nuwa?
"I don't know, perhaps they are some ancient, powerful beings buried in the long river of history!"
"??? No, you've really given a lecherous gang leader all that praise?"
"Old Dragon Emperor, don't be so prejudiced. So what if your wife and children have entered the realm of human desires? Think about it from another perspective. Perhaps your noble ladies and children can use this opportunity to receive the teachings of the new emperor?"
"That's right, old mudfish, if you want to make a living, you have to wear a green hat."
"I f*** you...you bunch of ****...fuck your ****...your ancestors ****"
"Old Long is still so irritable, he curses at the slightest disagreement. Cultivating the Tao should be about cultivating the mind!"
"You damned bastard, you son of a bitch!"
Leaving aside the commotion in the void, as the lightning tribulation dissipated, the fire and wind tribulations followed. However, neither the scorching red lotus yin fire nor the nine heavenly gales that shattered the physical body and primordial spirit could harm Loran's precious body in the slightest.
Loran's primordial spirit also shone brightly. The Yin demons tried to invade his mind, but were swept away by beams of the Yin-Yang Divine Light of the Union, and fled in panic with their swollen bellies.
My family! Who knew that my original task today was to bring down a cultivator's tribulation and find out his psychological trauma, but I never expected that he would cause me to develop my own psychological trauma instead.
The Great Calamity of the Emperor's Ascension began to dissipate, and signs of the myriad paths paying homage were already emerging. This was the optimal time to forge imperial weapons, for those forged now under the blessing of the myriad paths would surpass the power of imperial weapons later forged by the God Emperor.
Loran doesn't really care about weapons; protective treasures are meaningless to him because his physical body is the strongest and most useful magical artifact. And using them to verify his Daoist techniques? Hmm... doesn't seem really necessary.
But with such a good environment, it seems a waste not to forge a weapon.
Loran thought for a moment, then took out a pile of precious materials—Cosmic Divine Gold, Five-Colored Divine Gold, Crimson Phoenix Yuan Copper, Taiyi Gold Essence, Primordial Essence, Light and Dark Immortal Gold, Thunderstone, Fire Godstone... These precious materials were melted by Loran's Dao Fire.
The last peach heart was taken out by Loran. He obtained it during his exploration of the Chaos. It was a rare spiritual root of heaven and earth, shaped like a peach tree, and naturally in harmony with the principles of Yin and Yang. Unfortunately, it had withered and died, so he took the peach heart.
Loran used his incredibly powerful Emperor-level magic to shape the molten material, imbuing the process with myriad Daoist influences, causing naturally formed Daoist patterns to emerge within the material. As the material gradually took shape, a gourd-shaped Emperor-level weapon began to materialize.
The gourd, also known as the paogua in ancient times, was not made of metal in ancient times, but was a natural gourd. The ancients would split a whole gourd into two halves, which was called "jin".
The bride and groom each hold a gourd to drink from, symbolizing their union as one, sharing joys and sorrows, and being forever of one heart. This is the "cross-cupped wine" ceremony, also known as the "joining cup" ceremony.
The gourd, with its many seeds and sprawling vines, has been a powerful symbol of fertility and reproduction since ancient times. Therefore, the gourd is a natural and fitting weapon or magical artifact that embodies the principles of Yin and Yang.
“Let’s call you ‘Yin Yang Harmony Mixed Hollow Gourd’!” Loran happily named the new imperial weapon.
Chapter 230 The Great Emperor of Joy: Overwhelming the World
In any world, the path to becoming an emperor is fraught with tribulations. And someone like Loran, who suffers from misunderstanding and discrimination, is no exception.
When only the last trace of chaotic lightning remained in the Emperor's Tribulation, and the laws of the heavens had not yet completely subsided, the chaotic gourd above Loran's head, which was absorbing and exhaling the essence of the universe, was still floating and undulating, and was at the critical moment of its ultimate transformation—when suddenly a dragon's roar that tore through the starry river came from beyond the sky!
A dazzling golden light pierced the universe, shattering stars and turning the void into dust wherever it passed. It was an unimaginably enormous golden dragon, every scale imprinted with imperial runes, its eyes burning like stars, carrying an overwhelming aura of slaughter as it lunged straight at Loran's brow!
"This is the Western Wilderness God Emperor's ultimate treasure—the Golden Dragon God-Slaying Spear!!!"
"He actually made the first move? Does he have some kind of grudge against this new emperor?"
Among the divine thoughts in the void, someone recognized the origin of this golden dragon.
Unlike the world of that certain red-haired ancestor, the Three Thousand Great Worlds Domain where Loran resides can tolerate the existence of multiple emperors. These god emperors do not possess the Heavenly Heart; they merely verify the Heavenly Heart without claiming it as their own, and therefore do not have the domineering practice of suppressing all other paths.
But this also leads to the new emperor's human tribulations being unexpectedly fierce.
Loran's black hair flew in the wind, and a captivating smile bloomed on her androgynous face.
He let the dragon's kiss, which seemed to devour the stars, approach, and chuckled, "So it's my brother-in-law from the Western Wilderness. It's just that you and your Yingying are in love, why go to such lengths? Yingying is happy with me every day, why should you worry, brother-in-law?"
Upon hearing Loran's words, the dragon's attacks became even more ferocious, each move revealing its deadly intent. Loran ignored it, dodging while guiding the final formation of the imperial weapon.
The golden dragon's eyes blazed with even greater fury, its spear light tearing through billions of miles of void, causing countless stars to plummet to the ground. The will of the Western Wilderness God Emperor descended from afar, and the spear's momentum suddenly shifted again, transforming into billions of golden, deadly lightning bolts, each strike containing a terrifying Dao principle capable of obliterating the very essence of a supreme being!
However, the Western Wilderness did not want to respond to Loran's so-called "retreat". The power that the Western Wilderness God Emperor invested became more and more powerful, as if the real Western Wilderness God Emperor was wielding a divine spear.
The Chaos Gourd trembled violently amidst the killing intent, its evolved chaotic universe flickering between light and darkness. Loran finally suppressed his smile, a chilling glint in his eyes: "For Yingying's sake, I'll let you have three hundred strikes. If you still hinder my Emperor Weapon from taking shape—" A terrifying green light suddenly erupted from his fingertips, "I will take your Emperor Weapon as compensation!"
"Hmph! Arrogant!" A furious snort echoed from beyond the heavens from the Western Wilderness God Emperor, causing the entire star field to tremble under his imperial might. The Golden Dragon Spear transformed into a world-destroying raging dragon, its roar shattering the surrounding star field: "I, the Emperor, will see how you seize my imperial weapon!"
Loran revealed a sinister smile, but with her stunningly beautiful face, it also revealed a hint of bewitching allure.
"Then just watch out!"
Loran's long hair danced wildly, and her body burst forth with a green divine light that illuminated the heavens. It was not an ordinary divine law of controlling troops, but a great law filled with a strange life force, and wherever it passed, even the void sprouted countless eerie vines and stamens.
"Great Bull's Divine Light!"
A beam of green divine light was unleashed by Loran, sweeping across the Golden Dragon God-Slaying Spear.
The moment the green light swept across the golden dragon spear, this imperial weapon, which had conquered countless worlds, suddenly froze strangely. As the spear trembled, it emitted a humming sound that seemed to be both painful and pleasurable.
The Western Wilderness God Emperor was shocked to realize that his connection with the imperial weapon was being eroded by a gentle yet domineering force. The imperial thoughts he transmitted were like being trapped in a soft sea of flowers, gradually losing absolute control over the divine spear.
"Hmph! It's nothing more than a secret technique for controlling troops... I have fought countless battles and seen countless similar secret techniques. How dare you show off this?" the Western Wilderness God Emperor mocked.
"Brother-in-law, don't be in such a hurry," Loran said with a smug grin.
The green divine light in his hand surged even more fiercely, almost transforming into a green forest that enveloped the divine spear. The spear charged left and right, but was permeated by the omnipresent divine light.
"What kind of demonic magic is this?!"
Loran smiled without speaking, the green light at his fingertips growing ever brighter. Within that light emerged countless enchanting phantoms, as if his fingertips were caressing every inch of the spear's shaft, imbued with the principles of Dao. The deity of the Golden Dragon God-Slaying Spear had never experienced such a bizarre attack—his previous weapon control techniques had always been forceful suppression, but now it seemed to be drawn into a lingering dream, the spear's spirit gradually sinking into the magnificent dream woven by divine light.
"Haa..." the deity wielding the Golden Dragon Spear groaned tremulously, "What kind of Dao is this... why is it extinguishing my fighting spirit..."
The Western Wilderness God Emperor's expression changed drastically. He sensed his imperial weapon "betraying" him; the spear's spirit, like a young girl in love, willingly yielded to the encroaching eerie green light. No matter how he urged his imperial will, the Golden Dragon Spear seemed shrouded in a gentle web of affection, each struggle only drawing it deeper within.
The deity of the divine spear suddenly had a strange feeling; it wasn't that it hadn't been manipulated by secret techniques of weapon control before. Such methods were common on countless battlefields where it had fought alongside its master.
But there has never been a method of controlling troops like the one He is experiencing today. If the methods of controlling troops He had experienced before were essentially about seizing, like a rude, strong man grabbing His limbs and trying to snatch Him away from His master.
Today, what He felt was as if it were a pair of delicate, jade-like hands.
If it is the former, He can fight back with all His might, and can always get through by relying on skill or brute force.
But what about the latter? How should He deal with it? The enemy doesn't seem to be doing Him any harm, but rather making Him even happier.
Is pleasure considered a negative state?
The Emperor's weapon and the deity were at a loss, but the green divine light grew stronger and stronger, and He felt more and more comfortable.
Amidst this comfort, there are occasional bursts of minor roughness.
But He didn't find this roughness repulsive at all; on the contrary, He found it a little exciting.
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