They don't actually think I like them, do they?

"Could this be Tony's masterpiece?"

"You know Tony too?" Xu Hui's eyes lit up, and he gripped Lin Han's hand tightly.

"This is the same hairstyle that my hairstylist, Tony, highly recommended. What do you think? I think it gets a lot of attention!"

"You'll get the same attention if you shave your head bald," Lin Han said seriously.

"Really?" Xu Hui quickly covered his head. "Actually, I'm a little scared, but he gave me a 10% discount! The original price was 80,000!"

With tears welling up in her eyes, Lin Han couldn't bear to tell Xu Hui about how she had gotten a discount from 100,000 to 8,000 last time.

If this kid finds out he's been tricked, he'll probably drop out of school and go home to avoid being laughed at.

However, Xu Hui wasn't the type to be fooled by such a clumsy trick! Eight hundred was an astronomical figure for him!

"Are you blinded by love? Do you really have to get a new hairstyle to see that junior?"

Upon hearing this, Xu Hui was greatly alarmed:

"how do you know?"

“If someone is usually quiet and unassuming in class, but suddenly changes their hairstyle to something completely different, they’re most likely in love. Need I say more?” Lin Han said.

Xu Hui suddenly felt like he couldn't breathe. He glanced at the classmate next to him.

"So... all the girls in the class know?"

"correct."

"The teacher knows too?"

"It should be obvious."

"Yan Yuli knows too?"

"What are you?" Lin Han asked.

Xu Hui couldn't hold back any longer. After a moment of contemplation, he finally spoke with unwavering resolve:

"It doesn't matter. What do worldly opinions matter for my junior? As long as she's happy, it doesn't matter what others think."

"But your hair is really ugly!" Lin Han exclaimed.

Xu Hui couldn't take it anymore and buried his face in Lin Han's arms. "What should we do?"

"I'll take care of your lunch break."

After Lin Han finished speaking, Xu Hui excitedly gripped Lin Han's hand tightly.

"Lin Han, you are my half-brother!!"

The morning passed quickly, and around noon, Xu Hui suggested where to go to take care of things.

After a moment's thought, Lin Han decided it would be better to go home.

After all, cosmetics, curling irons, and the like are all at home.

"Isn't it too far?" Xu Hui asked worriedly. "Class starts at 2 PM, won't we make it in time?"

“We can get there in time by taking a taxi, you pay for it,” Lin Han said.

Xu Hui had no choice but to compromise.

On the way back, Lin Han got a general idea of ​​what was going on from Xu Hui.

The junior's name is Xue Qing. The two met on a forum a week ago.

At that time, Xu Hui posted a thread titled "How to evaluate the woman from Xiao County?"

The post contains a screenshot from a Douyin video, in which a man gives his girlfriend a makeup music box.

This makeup box is heart-shaped. When you open it, there are many cosmetics inside, and then the lights around it emit colorful light and play music.

It's the kind of thing that if you open it in your dorm room, your roommates will laugh at you for a year.

The blogger who posted the video wrote the following caption:

Help! SOS... How can there be such a clueless guy? I'd really appreciate it!

Many people in the comments section tagged their sisters.

"Hahaha, girls, come and see! There really are straight men out there! I'm dying of laughter!" "I beg you to break up with him!" "Little brat, isn't this enough to make you cry?" "Guo Nan is like this, trying to get us to have their babies with just a little bit of self-pity."

Xu Hui couldn't stand it anymore, so he took a screenshot and posted it on Tieba.

Upon seeing such comments, netizens began to offer their reasoning in earnest:

"Give him two slaps and see if he goes crazy."

"The Muren who actually gets gifts has already started playing around with it; the Muren who gets ignored is the one who puts up tank military exercises online."

"Seeing this made me so happy I slapped my thigh. The weariness of the hot day filled the room, and I felt full of energy. Heaven is empty, but Paine is here on earth. Society has really improved. Women can live however they want. My lips unconsciously turned up in a smile, and happiness filled the air. Women have finally truly stood up!"

One user, whose IP address also showed up as being from Sichuan City, commented:

"Even as a woman, I find this outrageous."

Out of professional habit, Xu Hui quickly and politely replied below:

"Wife, please, I'm ugly and sleazy. I've been the laughingstock of my classmates and relatives since I was a child. I can only eat leftovers every day. Nobody wants to be my friend. Even the dogs on the street shake their heads when they see me. Please, please let me get a V-sign."

In fact, what Xu Hui posted was just a classic post from a forum, used to create a stir and gain experience points; he didn't actually want the other person's WeChat.

Moreover, on Tieba, nine out of ten people who claim to be women are actually men, but nobody takes it seriously.

To everyone's surprise, a short while later, the woman actually sent a private message.

"I see you follow 'Chuandu No.7 Middle School Bar', could we be alumni?"

Xu Hui was shocked, and then quickly added the girl.

The two quickly struck up a conversation and found they hit it off immediately, feeling like they had known each other for ages. After the school festival ended a few days ago, they agreed to meet up on Monday.

Lin Han was shocked after hearing about how Xu Hui and Xue Qing met.

He had assumed that the girl Xu Hui had taken a liking to must be a kind, understanding, gentle, and considerate younger sister.

But now, while it's hard to say if she's a good younger sister, her background is definitely very similar to Xu Hui's. A high school girl surfing the "Rat Man" forum—what kind of person is she?

Unexpectedly, Xu Hui found someone suitable for him on another level.

It's like this: you really like Kana Momono, and you're always completely captivated by the high school girls she plays. It's just a pity that the male lead in her films always has an ugly penis, which makes you feel very uncomfortable. The more you watch, the more you feel sorry for the teacher, and you want to find someone like Kana Momono.

In the end, you didn't find a girl like Ms. Momonogi, but you did find a girl who, like you, dislikes ugly cows.

In a sense, this means that he has found his ideal type.

Lin Han took Xu Hui back to his new home.

From the moment he entered the residential area, Xu Hui couldn't stop marveling at what he had seen.

"Wow, Lin Han, you're living so well now? That's amazing!"

"The little money I made from songwriting is nothing to worry about," Lin Han said. "You're actually not going crazy this time?"

"What are you saying! I'm overjoyed that my good brother has moved into a nice house!" Xu Hui said seriously.

The elevator doors opened with a "ding-dong".

A tall woman wearing a fitted dress appeared before them.

"Oh, Lin Han, why are you home at this hour?" Bai Feifei asked in surprise.

"I came back to get some things."

Lin Han shrugged and stepped out of the elevator, while Bai Feifei entered the elevator.

"Who is this beautiful woman?" Xu Hui whispered from the side.

"Ugh, that older sister next door, don't even mention her, she's so annoying. Last night she dragged me out drinking, and I had to carry her home."

"You fucking bastard, you deserve to die!" Xu Hui gritted his teeth.

Just as the elevator doors were about to close, Bai Feifei looked at Xu Hui curiously and suddenly said:

"By the way, is this the shortest, poorest, rat-man friend you mentioned last night from the darkest, most remote, and most smelly sewer?"

064. Date A Live!

Lin Han's expression froze instantly.

As soon as the elevator doors closed, Xu Hui rushed up and grabbed Lin Han by the neck.

"Do you think I don't know this?! I'll kill you... I'll kill you..."

Xu Hui broke down, shouting and crying as he yelled at Lin Han.

"Isn't this... a girl willing to come and save you...?" Lin Han grabbed Xu Hui's hand and said loudly.

Hearing this, Xu Hui calmed down considerably.

Yes, at this crucial juncture, we can't afford any more mishaps.

Then, Xu Hui spoke again in a pleading tone:

"Brother, we're really counting on you this time!"

Lin Han brought Xu Hui home and had him sit on the sofa.

Then, he took out a bunch of tools from the room and neatly arranged them on the table.

"Lin Han, are you sure you really know how to cut hair?"

"No, but I think I can cut it."

Lin Han's words were not unfounded.

The Makeup Skill Card contains a very important attribute bonus called Aesthetic Ability, which Lin Han has reached level 7.

Aesthetic sense is a versatile ability. It gave Lin Han a more acute ability to observe and judge beauty and ugliness than ordinary people. It not only applies to makeup, but Lin Han also felt that it could be applied to haircutting.

All that's left is to follow the online tutorials and cut it out slowly.

"No, you don't know how to cut, so you're using me as practice!" Xu Hui exclaimed in horror.

"Shut up, if you need my help, then don't say anything!"

Xu Hui then calmed down.

Lin Han observed Xu Hui's face. In fact, Xu Hui's appearance was not bad. He was 1.78 meters tall, and it was no problem for him to claim that he was 1.8 meters tall.

Because Xu Hui used to enjoy playing basketball, he had a lot of flesh on his arms, which gave people a sense of security.

What kind of hairstyle would suit this type of person?

"I'll give you a middle part."

After Lin Han finished speaking, she began to wield the scissors in her hand. In no time, Xu Hui's middle parting was finished. Lin Han then used a curling iron to fluff up Xu Hui's hair.

When Xu Hui looked in the mirror, he was full of praise.

"Wow, Lin Han, you're really good! You're much better than the guy Tony recommended!"

"You believe me now, right?" Lin Han said smugly.

"I believe it! I have to believe it!" Xu Hui exclaimed excitedly. "What's next?"

"Next, put on the overalls I prepared for you."

"Overalls?"

.......

After helping Xu Hui with her hair and changing her clothes, Lin Han also did a simple makeup application for her.

When a handsome young man with a middle parting, wearing overalls, stood in front of Lin Han, Lin Han himself was amazed.

"Perfect!"

"Holy crap, Lin Han, you really know how to do a makeover!" Xu Hui exclaimed, looking at himself in the mirror. "Does this outfit even have a name?"

"I named him 'Just Because of Fashion'!"

Wow, what a cool name!

"No, no, no, when describing something, I prefer to use the word 'beautiful'."