They don't actually think I like them, do they?

Because they know that even if the things in the advertisement are true, it has nothing to do with them, and whether they relate to it or not is no longer important.

Every time we see something that celebrates youth and praises first love, we feel like we've been slapped in the face, and countless painful memories flood back.

One internet user, after reading these people's Weibo posts, sat alone in the stairwell and smoked eight packs of cigarettes.

Then, he took out his phone, opened Baidu Tieba, and wanted to read some clown posts to have some fun and calm himself down.

As a result, as soon as I opened the first post, I saw a high school student who was a bit naive and a bit tall, but he was trying to act like a ratman. Then he successfully confessed his feelings and posted an intimate photo of the two of them in the post.

The clown is me!

The guy finally cried. He quickly opened Weibo and posted a long article under the official Weibo account of Letao Advertising:

　"Seeing this kind of pure yet erotic high school romance really breaks my defenses completely. The pure and erotic aspects are all enjoyed by the other person, leaving the bitter, materialistic marriage to the rat who ends up with them. After you break up, you each grow up, calling it 'youth,' but the rat not only doesn't have those memories, but also has to pay the price for your impulsiveness. The rat who ends up with you might even be called disgusting Guo Nan, what kind of sin did he commit, ugh."

The reason for the surge in the Honkai Impact 3rd Index has finally been found.

Lin Han looked at Weibo and was filled with emotion.

My good brother, it has to be you!!

No wonder he was hailed by Lin Han as the "King of Abstraction".

Xu Hui's Weibo post resonated with many people who were unhappy with their lives, quickly gaining 80,000 likes and nearly 10,000 comments in a short period of time, with countless people gathering here to support each other.

They are like living in the sewers of this world, living in darkness, feeling inferior, socially anxious, and not good at socializing. They have no luck with the opposite sex, never see the sunlight, and are out of touch with the world. They can only huddle in the corner of the forum to comfort and warm each other, which is why they are called "rat people".

The immense destructive energy they generated caused Lin Han's destructive index to rise to an unprecedented level!

In just half a day, Lin Han's Collapse Index rose by nearly eight thousand.

This destructive energy is higher than anything Lin Han has obtained in any previous incident!

This is all thanks to Xu Hui.

Lin Han was deeply moved, never expecting his good brother to be able to help him in this regard. He quickly took out his phone and sent a message to Xu Hui.

"exist?"

"Brother, please stop hunting me down online! I'm so scared, my mind went completely blank, I unplugged the internet and power..."

Lin Han felt embarrassed; he hadn't even posted anything yet.

This guy, honestly, he's not the internet's King of Hell, why is he doing this!

Never mind, I'll thank you properly tomorrow!

.......　

Lin Han's weekend passed by simply like that.

In the new week, Lin Han will face unprecedented challenges.

The school festival is scheduled for Thursday and Friday, giving him three days to make final preparations.

Today is Monday. When Lin Han arrived at school, various school festival posters were already displayed at the entrance. Many students were gathered around the posters looking at them.

Lin Han also stepped forward. In addition to various fancy graffiti, the poster also introduced the activities of this school festival, which looked quite comprehensive.

First of all, this school festival was open to the public, and the school specially invited students from four nearby "sister high schools" to visit, making it an unprecedented event.

Secondly, the school will also hold a large-scale stage performance, in which, in addition to student performances, a mysterious idol girl group will be invited to make an appearance at the school.

038. Funding doubled

　Mysterious idol girl group?

Lin Han checked the contents of the poster again and again.

The school is so generous, they even invited a girl group to perform for everyone?

At this moment, the surrounding students showed great interest and began to discuss it.

"Wow, we can actually watch our idol perform!"

"This school festival was amazing!"

"I just don't know which group it is. Is it one of the more famous local groups, like 'Blossoms' or 'Pure Love'?"

"If it were 'blooming flowers,' that would be amazing! I love Miss Mumu so much!"

My assessment is: They're all inferior to Miss Yuli!

"Forget about Yan Yuli. She's never participated in a single performance since she came to our school..."

Unlike his classmates who were full of expectations, Lin Han didn't feel any anticipation at all.

Because of a friend of Lin Han, Lin Han had a bad impression of the profession of girl group idol.

Hopefully, this girl group that the school found can break my stereotypes.

When Lin Han returned to the classroom, he saw Xu Hui slumped over his desk.

"Did you collapse from exhaustion?" Lin Han asked as he put down his backpack.

Xu Hui raised his head and gave Lin Han a long, quiet look, but surprisingly didn't come up and pinch Lin Han's head.

"I've figured it out," Xu Hui said slowly, taking a deep breath.

"Are you getting a tubal ligation?"

"..." Xu Hui choked up.

"No, I'm going to disconnect from the internet for a month!"

Xu Hui's expression turned serious.

"I'm obsessed with it. The gap between reality and the online world is causing me immense pain; I can't even communicate with people anymore..."

Seeing Xu Hui's awareness, Lin Han felt very gratified.

"Good to know, don't overthink it. There are still three days until the school festival, so cheer up!"

Xu Hui burst into tears quickly. He had never shed a tear even after Lin Han had tormented him a thousand times, but this time, he held Lin Han's hand tightly.

"You've finally said something sensible."

......

At lunchtime, Qiao Qiao pulled Cen Sisi to Lin Han's seat.

"Lin Han, Xu Hui, let's go shopping together."

As Qiao Qiao spoke, she laid a notebook out on the table.

The notebook was filled with a dense list of everything I wanted to buy.

They even categorized the items and standardized the prices, making it very clear at a glance.

"Great! Did you write this?" Xu Hui picked up the notebook and couldn't help but praise.

"It was written by Sisi," Qiao Qiao said with a smile.

"oh oh."

Xu Hui immediately shut his mouth, silently put down the notebook, and then rubbed his clothes with his hand, as if he had touched something unclean.

There's no need to be so blunt about it!

Lin Han felt ashamed of Xu Hui's poor acting skills... No, this guy wasn't even acting!

As for Cen Sisi, she had already completely switched to "standing punishment mode" on the side.

The girl forced a stiff smile, like a robot.

"Maybe... I... I shouldn't go..."

"No way! How can you be left out of the list you made!"

Qiao Qiao grabbed Cen Sisi's arm, then turned to Lin Han and said,

“I’ve already asked Sister Li for two thousand yuan from the class fund. I’ve roughly calculated that it’s enough to furnish the entire classroom. It’s just that we probably can’t afford such good coffee-making equipment, so let’s use a brewing machine instead.”

Class 3 has a total of 43 students, and the class fund of 2,000 yuan means that each student contributed 50 yuan to this school festival. For high school students, this is a considerable expense.

So even if the funding is still insufficient, I'm too embarrassed to ask for more.

“We still have 1,800 yuan in funding here, we can include that in the total,” Xu Hui said.

"Eighteen thousand? Where did that come from??" Qiao Qiao was no longer calm.

"The day before yesterday, Lin Han went to the student union to borrow a piano. The president not only lent us the piano, but also allocated 1,800 yuan as activity funds for our class. He also said, 'The more you contribute, the better you do!'"

Xu Hui spoke as if recounting a legendary experience, leaving Qiao Qiao and Cen Sisi completely stunned.　

"My God, Lin Han, what kind of magic trick did you perform?!"

Qiao Qiao was both surprised and delighted.

"Great! With this money, we're sure we can make this coffee shop a success!"

"However, the student council only allocates funds to our class and not to other classes. Won't that cause public outrage?" Qiao Qiao asked again.

“Hey! This money was allocated to us by Zhao Chuanxiong in his personal capacity, not from the student union,” Xu Hui said.

Why did he go to such lengths...?

"This matter is a bit complicated," Lin Han stopped Xu Hui and said, "In short, our class is now placing the hopes of the student council president, so we must put on the best event this time!"

"Absolutely!" Qiao Qiao excitedly picked up her notebook. "Wait a minute, Sisi and I will add some more items to the list, so we can buy even more things!"

Qiao Qiao pulled Cen Sisi back to her seat, then took out her phone to search for different models of coffee machines.

The thought of nearly doubling the budget kept the girl grinning from ear to ear.

As Qiao Qiao investigated, she sighed to Cen Sisi:

"Lin Han is amazing! He actually managed to get Chairman Zhao to pay out of his own pocket to supplement our funding! Before, when you two were inseparable, I just thought he was a serious and meticulous person. But since you two separated, he's practically omnipotent!"

"No wonder he can make such an outstanding friend as Yan Yuli, it's so enviable! Sisi, did you lift some kind of seal on him after he left you? It's all thanks to you... Hey, Sisi, where are you going??"

Ten minutes later, the three reunited and officially prepared to set off.

"Where is Cen Sisi?" Xu Hui asked.

She said she went to take a shower.

Qiao Qiao spread her hands helplessly and said, "We'll just go buy it. She put a lot of effort into making the list, so let's not bother her."

"it is good."

The three of them set off together.

Meanwhile, in the corridor outside the classroom of Class 10.

Yan Yuli lay on the balcony, watching the crowds coming and going on the playground, moving slowly like ants.

A gentle breeze caressed the girl's face, lifting strands of hair that piled up on the bridge of her high nose.

Feeling the breeze in the corridor is Yan Yuli's favorite way to relax at school.

At this time, she can clear her mind and get some rest.

If it weren't for those few people in the distance.

At the stairwell not far to Yan Yuli's right, several students were cautiously peeking out, excitedly watching Yan Yuli.

This is the umpteenth time today that classmates have come to peek at me, and some of them are even bold enough to take pictures with their phones.

Previously, these crazy fans would have kept to themselves on campus, but starting this week, they seem to have become obsessed, constantly surrounding her.

Yan Yuli knew the reason for this phenomenon: it was the work of Letao's new advertisement.

Even when shooting commercials, Lin Han manages to come up with some unexpected new tricks.

There are so many things about him that Yan Yuli finds intriguing.

Thinking of this, Yan Yuli seemed to have thought of something happy, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up slightly.

Just then, she suddenly noticed that her classmate, who had been secretly observing her from a distance, was walking straight towards her!

PS:

I have an announcement to share: it will be available this Saturday.

Why do I have to announce this? Because our book's sales are so bad, it's not qualified to be available for pre-order QAQ