They don't actually think I like them, do they?

"This is the final battle, let's unite!"

"Unity is victory! Victory! Victory!"

"The laborers picked up their broadswords and swung them down on the enemy's heads!"

You call this pop music?!

Everyone was jumping and shaking their heads, but Lin Han was just standing there bewildered in the crowd.

It feels so damp, it's so humid!!

Who says the world's aesthetics are twenty years behind? This is a true Renaissance!

The shock Lin Han felt at this moment was no less than that of someone who had paid to hire a prostitute to play the role of a schoolgirl, hoping to experience a return to youth and savor the feeling of innocence.

Just as he was about to take off his pants and show off his prowess, the schoolgirl actually took out her homework from her bag and insisted that Lin Han help her finish her high school math problems before she did hers. Such dedicated cosplay moved Lin Han to tears.

Well, this really brings back memories of my youth!

The woman standing at the table next to Lin Han was dressed in a bunny girl outfit, looking extremely provocative. She was shaking her head and swaying her body, while the man next to her kept touching her buttocks and stuffing money into her cleavage.

But when the woman couldn't help but sing passionately along with the music, "We must let our thoughts break free from their cages and carry the struggle through to the end," even Lin Han dared not underestimate her.

This isn't some roast chicken for sale; this is a damn great proletarian laborer, humble in rank but worthy of patriotic concern!

"Come on, Lin Han, let's get this party started!"

Mangzi excitedly patted Lin Han on the shoulder, then raised the wine bottle in his hand.

That wild demeanor clearly revealed his true nature.

Lin Han's mind wasn't strong enough to get carried away by such music; he simply grabbed a bottle of wine and started drinking.

Since I don't have to spend my own money, I can drink as much as I want.

Just then, the music suddenly changed, and a more upbeat tune began to play.

"Let's welcome AWM Idol member, Mangzi!" the DJ shouted.

The crowd immediately erupted in even louder cheers:

"Mango! Mango! Mango!"

Lin Han glanced at Mangzi with a puzzled look, while Mangzi gave him a smug look.

Then, Mangzi quickly tied her hair into pigtails.

Then, the girl strode onto the stage in a few quick steps and took the microphone from the DJ.

"A goddess who brings happiness to everyone~"

She's secretly sending her blessings to everyone from somewhere~

“…”

It's still a very positive song, but it's nowhere near as abstract as before.

Wearing a floral dress and with her hair in pigtails, Mangzi sang and danced, revealing a super energetic smile that deeply touched everyone present.

Even Lin Han was shocked by Mangzi.

So this is what a sweet girl you are?

Although her singing skills weren't particularly high, Mangzi's ability to liven up the atmosphere and her infectious energy were truly top-notch. Everyone jumped and danced along with the girl's cute voice. Mangzi would sometimes show a surprised expression, sometimes laugh heartily, and sometimes blink her eyes.

She's like an elf, quirky, energetic, and lively; anyone who sees her on stage will be deeply captivated.

Turns out he wasn't a terrorist, but a genuine idol.

Lin Han sighed in this way.

They are absolutely adorable.

Even so, it would be difficult to salvage Mangzi's image in Lin Han's mind.

The music continued, and after a while, Lin Han's phone received a new message.

It was sent by Yan Yuli.

[Yan Yuli: The song you recorded today has been finished. This is the original file that Teacher Xiaofang sent over.]

[Yan Yuli: Cute Woman.MP4]

It's over 40MB, so the sound quality is definitely not a problem.

Lin Han clicked "Accept".

Just then, a head suddenly popped out on Lin Han's shoulder.

"Wow, Lin Han, you actually record songs!" Mangzi exclaimed, staring at Lin Han's phone screen.

Lin Han was startled. Before he could explain, Mangzi suddenly snatched Lin Han's phone.

"Why don't we play it out and give it a listen? We happen to have the best sound system here!"

003. What's the difference between this and taking a dump in a bar?

Lin Han was about to snatch the phone when he heard Mangzi's words and was taken aback.

"can."

"Can??"

Mangzi almost burst out laughing. She had only meant it as a joke to scare Lin Han. She hadn't expected Lin Han to be so straightforward.

"Ah."

Lin Han had figured it out: running away and enduring was useless. If he didn't become stronger quickly, something like what happened to the landlord would happen again.

Since there are so many people here, and such a good opportunity to test the market, Lin Han naturally wouldn't miss it.

"it is good!"

Mangzi readily agreed, fearing that Lin Han might change his mind.

She looked at Lin Han, her eyes filled with emotion.

A high school student recording a song? It's obvious it's just for fun! How could Lin Han not know how bad the quality would be?

It must have been her casual joke that provoked Lin Han. If he refused, he would seem like a coward, so she stubbornly agreed.

I never expected him to be so eager to show off in front of me!

Mangzi, who had originally just been looking for fun, immediately stopped laughing.

She decided that no matter how bad Lin Han's singing was, she would never laugh at him!

They even insisted on using their experience as girl group idols to pick out a few good points and praise Lin Han!

Thinking this, Mangzi picked up her phone and prepared to go on stage.

Halfway there, Mangzi suddenly remembered something and turned back.

"By the way, Lin Han, what's your stage name?"

"stage name?"

"Should I just introduce yourself by your real name?"

"Wait a moment."

Lin Han pondered for a moment.

At this moment, many of the IDs he had used appeared in his mind, such as "What can I do to you, my arrogance?", "The wind blows my crotch and my balls feel cold", "Extravagant hope", "That faint smile", "Love", "You are so good", "He shot, she knows; I shot, who knows", and so on.

They all seem somewhat unsuitable for formal occasions.

We still need to think of something more normal.

After much deliberation, Lin Han finally breathed a sigh of relief, slowly raised his gaze, stared into the girl's eyes, and said softly:

"Yili Mengmeng Sweet Orange Jam".

"Okay, orange jam." Mangzi left.

Don't just randomly shorten people's cool, arrogant, and awesome names, hey!

After Mangzi walked onto the stage, the DJ once again showed a look of surprise.

The girl handed her phone to the DJ, and after a brief whispered conversation, the DJ picked up the microphone.

"Next, we'll play a new song, written by Mangzi's friend, Orange Jam." The DJ pointed to Lin Han in the audience.

In an instant, all eyes in the bar were drawn to this seemingly very young boy.

"Orange Jam? Who's that? I've never heard of him."

"Who cares? He's Mangzi's friend anyway, just listen to him!"

"I thought it was a girl based on the name, but it's so handsome! He seems to be a student. I really like this type!"

"With that face, she must be a trainee from some talent agency! She's got potential!"

Everyone was very curious about this unfamiliar, handsome young man.

The DJ quickly imported the audio file into the computer and then continued speaking to the audience:

"This is Orange Jam's debut work. If you think it's not well sung, please don't boo too loudly. Just consider it giving Mangzi some face!"

"Absolutely!" an excited woman in the audience screamed.

"Wuhu~"

The atmosphere was really great!

Mangzi breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems everyone is quite tolerant!

"The song is called 'Lovely Woman'."

After the DJ finished speaking, the entire venue fell silent instantly.

The women who were just swooning over the girl were completely dumbfounded.

Ha ha???

Seriously?!

Such cheesy stuff, played in a bar in front of so many people?!

The people who had just been cheering immediately showed expressions of horror.

Before the music even started, everyone's toes were already digging into the shape of a three-bedroom apartment.

Lin Han could actually understand this feeling.

This is like a class party where your best friend suddenly wants to go on stage and sing "Thunderclap," letting everyone experience the charm of rap culture.

Looking at his earnest rapping expression, all you can do is lower your head and awkwardly scratch your toes.

What the hell is the difference between this and taking a dump in the classroom?!

You just want to go up and sing with him:

“With Thunder’s cultivation level, I’ll give your mother a hammer blow; with Purple Lightning’s profound flames, I’ll burn your mother’s ashes twice.”

This is probably how the patrons in the bar feel right now. Especially since this is the first song someone ever wrote!

When will I ever get rid of this damned habit of feeling embarrassed for others!

In no time, quite a few people had already gone to the toilet in groups, because no one wanted to be fed a mouthful of shit while drinking.

Even if you're going to eat it, you might as well eat real, solid shit!

As the DJ changed the music, the moment of execution officially arrived.

The upbeat prelude began, but the guests remained unmoved.

The bar was as quiet as a library at that moment.

Seeing this, Mangzi was filled with regret.

How come I didn't notice earlier that Lin Han was singing such a cheesy song!

Releasing him in public like this would be a complete humiliation for Lin Han. He might never dare to sing again!

Mangzi was a little anxious, after all, Lin Han was only being stubborn because of her joke.