"What Omphalos, the King of Ideas, hahaha!"

"I'm really not good at this instant switching battle face, haha!"

"It's so real. I automatically generate ideas when I'm with my brothers!"

"Save the Primary School Students from Fighting"

In response to this, Wan Di continued to flip through his blank Xuan Feng dictionary.

"Stage fright doesn't exist in the Xuanfeng people's vocabulary. I just find it ridiculous. Unofficial historian, haven't you heard that the Xuanfeng people bathe in the same scalding hot iron used to forge swords and quench iron?"

[Today, I will teach you these palace etiquettes! ]

These two buddies are of the same quality, and everyone can't help but complain about them.

"Xuanfeng City's Iron Man per capita ()"

"The word 'Xuanfeng' is actually just a small shield."

"You two are both unofficial historians!"

"One dares to think and the other dares to accompany, I admire you two"

And so, an unprecedented sauna war began.

Their resolve reached a peak, their powerful will causing even the water vapor to tremble in fear. Their arrogance carried the water vapor up into the sky, obscuring the sky and the sun, making it impossible to see...

Then the sound of two people fighting fiercely began to be heard on the screen.

Wan Die: [Uh...]

Bai'e: [Hu...]

This heavy breathing sound made everyone question themselves.

"What the hell is going on!"

"Something's wrong, something's wrong, something's wrong!"

"Tai Chi Bahuang!"

"Oh shit, I turned on the speaker and everyone around me just looked over!"

“It’s sometimes very helpless to go through the storyline alone.”

“Is this playable?”

"That's right, bro! The food in the radio drama is nowhere near as good as here!"

"As expected, the fan's brainstorming is not as good as the straight man's inspiration!"

"Isn't this 12+? Stop the car, I want to get off!"

"The car door is welded shut. That's what I want to see!"

Chapter 603: The Journey of Chasing Fire is a Long and Difficult Road

As a fierce duel between real men unfolded, the bathing elf on the side was muttering like a commentator.

[On the land of Omphalus, some lives die at dusk, some die at dawn, and some lives—they are destined to die in the scorching sun at noon!]

Just looking at the text, you might think it is a solemn eulogy, but with the heavy breathing of the man in the background, the curve of the corners of the mouth is harder to predict than AK.

Finally! The most intense moment of the day has arrived, and powerful destiny has arrived—

Just as the sound reached its climax, the voice of the bathhouse attendant was heard nearby.

[My Lords, would you like me to lower the temperature?]

The screen lit up again, and Bai'e Wandi was seen standing face to face with his arms folded, neither of them willing to be the first to bow his head.

But this scene made the audience a little disappointed.

"Huh? So we're just standing face to face? If you didn't know, you'd think we were making out. We'd be lost in the world (disappointed)"

“There is more that we don’t know than we do know.”

"What are you disappointed about?"

“I feel like this audio clip will be a frequent guest in secondary creative materials.”

"Hey, you reminded me!"

"Stop it! What kind of secondary creation society needs such noise?"

“Another world famous painting”

"That's not fair. Bai'er's clothes are thicker! Xiaobai, take them off quickly!"

Despite being nearly fainting from the heat, the two men still let out a defiant snort and even continued to trash-talk.

Bai E: [What, what? Haha...are you scared?]

Wan Di: [...Get lost.]

The bathhouse attendant beside him asked weakly.

[You, are you asking me to get out, or...]

At this moment, Wan Di was no longer able to explain and could only barely utter a few words.

[You...will decide for yourself...]

After listening to the bathhouse attendant's story, Feng Jin was speechless.

【Uh...(.o_o)】

Tibao held his forehead with his hand, and Aglaya closed his eyes.

【It's really... so ugly. 】

Everyone's reactions made them laugh again.

"Hh Feng Jin's silly expression is so cute!"

"Bathhouse Attendant: Got it! Lord Wan Di told me to boil the water!"

"You're such a genius!"

"Xiaobai isn't talking here, I'm afraid he's been gone for a while, hahaha!"

"Aya: My eyes went dark and I couldn't see the future of Omphalos. I didn't dare to open my eyes. I hoped it was just an illusion."

"Aglaiya is one of the few people who has an expression that shows emotional fluctuations, hahahahaha"

"Help, it's too painful to hold back laughter in the office"

“She Has Closed Her Eyes”

"The boiled little whitebait is out of the pot!"

Back to the present, Wan Di, who has won the challenge, seems to be feeling a little proud.

[This is the outcome of challenging the Xuanfeng people without knowing your own limitations.]

Aglaya: [I mean... your little game has caused a lot of people to suffer.]

Wan Di: [We will escort those bathers who were stunned by the murderous aura away.]

All I can say is that the murderous aura was indeed quite intense, causing the bathhouse to be filled with familiar faces.

It was also at this moment that Bai E on the ground suddenly said something in a low voice.

This...isn't fair...

[You're wearing... much cooler... than me...]

With a long, broken sigh, this duel between real men came to an end.

Feng Jin, who was standing by, also showed a shocked expression.

[...Diving into a hot tub fully armed, is this a new trend?]

Wan Di: [Don't stare at me like that... He's the one issuing the challenge. Escape doesn't exist in Xuan Feng's vocabulary.]

This sentence made everyone feel powerless to complain.

"The Wordless Book"

"It is recommended to strictly check the missing words in the Xuanfengren dictionary"

"The Unsolved Mystery of Omphalos: What Words Are in Xuanfeng's Dictionary?"

"I'm afraid Xuanfeng's dictionary only has a book cover and HKS."

Just like that, the farce ended here, and Bai'e and Wan Di escorted the unconscious guests away from the crime scene.

In this escort competition, Bai'e narrowly won with an astonishing advantage of 27 to 25.

Seeing this last powerful finish, everyone laughed again.

"No, buddy! Why do you have to compete in everything?"

"Where does this unprovoked desire to compare come from?"

"I can't hold it anymore. Are you two elementary school students? I give up, haha."

“So many victims?

In the end, only Aglaya's sigh remained at the scene.

[Heh... the journey to chase the fire is truly long and arduous.]

However, after this little episode, everyone's mood did recover from the previous heaviness.

Now that they were already there, the bathhouse was rarely so empty, so Tibao invited Fengjin, who had arrived halfway, to relax together.

Then the screen went black, and the three of them stepped into the largest bathing pool in the bathhouse.

Feng Jin: [Let me try it first... the water temperature is just right!]

Aglaya: [Well, this is what it feels like to enjoy the entire bathhouse.]

Tibao: [Hehe, so comfortable...]

The next moment, a scene of three people bathing together appeared. The three people in the picture changed into cool bathrobes and enjoyed a comfortable bath with the wine and fruits served.

This also made everyone's eyes light up.

"You guys finally changed your clothes after taking a bath!"

"I'm a little thirsty!"

"One spoon per person, no more!"

"Why don't Bai'e and Wan Di have such scenes? (Sad cry)"

"Thanks to Xiaobai Xiaodi for the opportunity to book the entire theater!"

"It's a delight to the eyes, really. I just simply appreciate the beauty! It won't offend anyone else."

During the process, Feng Jin was somewhat curious about Ti Bao's changes. When he learned that the other party would suffer some physical damage every time he opened the Gate of Hundred Worlds, Feng Jin comforted him.

[Perhaps... there is a way. The core subject of the Zhizhong School is the soul, its loss, or the replenishment of the soul that has already dissipated... As long as the research continues, perhaps there will be new discoveries.]

These words about studying the soul made many people's pupils tremble when they saw them, but it was a pity that they only touched upon them briefly.

As he was speaking, Tibao suddenly fell down with a look of pain on his face.

[...Woo!]

Feng Jin: [Ms. Tibao?! What, what happened?]

Tibao: [Something seems... not quite right. The strong feeling is coming again... Is it Tian?]

[No, that's not right... This time it's not Tian...]

[...It's Tining! Tining is in danger...!]

The three people who shared the same feeling could naturally sense each other at the first moment, and these words also lifted the audience's previously relaxed mood.

"not good!!!"

"Are you done laughing? If you're done laughing, you should get stabbed!"

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