Seeing this, the cowboy was not afraid at all. When he saw the other party start shooting soda bottle cannonballs from beverage boxes, Potio immediately demonstrated a rapid-fire revolver and intercepted the attacks in mid-air.

Brilliant fireworks exploded in the sky, igniting the atmosphere for the entire audience.

The revolver cartridge case was ejected, and after running out of bullets, Potio dodged and reloaded, then slid in.

Another round of rapid fire ensued, and Potio also took care of a soda bottle attack for March 7th.

Facing this rabble, Potio charged in as if he were in an empty field, stepping on the face of the television set and performing a backflip while humming the school bell.

【Clang~ Clang~ Clang~ Clang~】

Seeing that the surrounding Dream Theatre Troupe had been wiped out, the leader of the Banana Troupe called in another batch of reinforcements, attempting to encircle Potio.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, Potio moved as nimbly as a monkey, climbing up a building tower in no time and then descending from the sky!

Seeing this, Banana was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and was then kicked away by Potio!

Goodbye, teacher!

Fortunately, Banana reacted in time and performed a perfect combination of waist and stance, narrowly dodging Potio's attack, much like the bullet time technique of the Black Empire.

[Bananas...not enough, but there's nothing we can do about it...]

Having dodged the attack, Jiao Shou turned and ran as if he had made up his mind. Upon seeing this, Potio raised his gun.

[Honey, how dare you keep us late?!]

Unfortunately, Jiao Shou was still too fast to escape, and all the club members behind him suddenly turned into monkeys, chasing after Jiao Shou in a frantic rush.

Seeing this, Potio, who was blocking the road, carefully lifted her leg to avoid the monkeys, and the way she crossed her legs was quite charming.

And so, all the sleeping banana monkeys were sucked into that memory hole, and the scene ended there.

The scene of Portio causing chaos was quite exciting for everyone.

"Awesome! This is the power of Bobo Shark!"

"So it's really possible to change the direction of a bullet the instant it's fired by flicking your wrist? That's outrageous!"

"Gunfighting!"

"You can find anything in dreams."

"And there's even a monkey with amazing agility at the end, haha!"

March 7th: We two are really amazing!

"March has really become a mood-setting month!"

As Poteo's actions progressed, the perspective shifted back to Star's side.

Then, a top-down portrait of Ranpo, with his back turned, appeared. In the picture, Ranpo held a spinning blade and stood alone among a group of fallen yakuza clones. Clearly, these henchmen of the Sarutobi were no match for him.

At that moment, Luanpo turned around to look at the person behind him.

[Nice to meet you... Who are you?]

Looking at the chaotic figure before him, whose strength was completely inconsistent with his appearance, the unknown sea patrolman introduced himself.

Ninja Warriors: [Nice to meet you. We are ninja warriors who have received the true teachings of the Hunting Sect, here to subdue the Evil Ninja, the Monkey King.]

"Goodness, so it turns out that Luanpo isn't the only one who's so chuunibyou (delusional)?"

"I wondered who he learned to talk like that from,"

"Wait a minute, wasn't it said before that Ranpo was a failed experiment by the original doctor? Could it be that this way of speaking is contaminated by memes? Is everything being automatically translated like this?"

"A prophet, huh? Go ahead and strike!"

As their conversation drew to a close, the unknown ranger seemed to get stuck, repeatedly uttering the same phrase, "huff huff huff."

As the familiar voice rang out, the scene returned to Reck's side.

Facing the director who let Banana Speaker escape, Xing's attitude this time was clearly not as friendly as before.

Reck apologized for this, explaining that as a memetic life form, he was blackmailed by the memetic virus and had no choice but to cooperate with Banana.

Danheng: [So, regarding your actions in the principal's office, can I interpret it as betrayal merely a performance?]

Reck: [Or, I prefer to call it a self-rescue.]

Dan Heng: [Self-proclaimed?]

As soon as he said that, Dan Heng realized that he had been affected by meme contamination again.

Chapter 504 Experimental Subject, The Ninja's Ascetic Training

Compared to Dan Heng and others, the coerced director, Reich, clearly possessed more information.

Now that the meme virus has spread, the "sleeping banana moment" planned by Dr. Original is destined to happen, and to thwart the plan, it is necessary to disrupt the other party's arrangements.

The key right now lies in dealing with the chaotic past.

Reck: [I'm very curious about this. What motivates you to persist in using this unique ninja worldview in your storytelling?]

Rick: [Considering the previous banana theory, I gradually realized that this might be the reason why you are immune to the banana-sleeping monkey's contamination. And the banana-instructed dialogue further points out a connection between all possibilities—]

Reck: [Is this another experiment by the original doctor? You, actor, are already infected with another meme virus.]

After hearing the direction given by Rick, everyone understood.

"Oh, I get it! Fighting poison with poison, right!"

"So it wasn't just a simple case of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)?"

"To be honest, I was also infected with this virus. There's always a force in my right eye that wants to break the seal!"

"I prefer chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) to sleeping banana monkey!"

"Original Doctor: You actually think you can defeat me with my magic!"

"A chaotic past, why do I feel a strange aura of danger?"

They didn't mind the mess, for the past was like fleeting clouds.

Since Vinaya Pitaka needs it tomorrow, let us part the clouds and see the light of day.

As for who would enter the chaotic memories, that naturally fell to Xing.

It's worth mentioning that if you choose not to enter the chaotic memories and leave directly, you will end up with the bad ending of becoming a sleeping banana monkey.

However, we've already watched too many of Sleeping Banana Monkey's DVDs, and even if we try them, we don't want to watch them again.

And so, Xing, carrying the memory-peeping film given to her by Rick, began to enter the chaotic memories.

[Clockwork Ninja Art, Activate!]

A dream-like special effect flashed by, and the memories of this dream within a dream began to surface.

[Request to open cabin - Insufficient permissions, please enter your password.]

Chaotic Break? : [Secret Spell? No problem for me.]

The voice from before Ranpo appeared, and it didn't sound as lively as it does now.

【临、兵、斗、者...破。】

As Luan Po muttered to himself, the mechanical voice responded.

[Password correct. Live gene editing is now disabled. Door opening.]

The next moment, the scene shifts to a sci-fi experimental station that resembles a space station.

At this moment, Luanpo broke the code and escaped from the gene capsule, while Xing found herself possessing Luanpo's body.

After successfully escaping, Luanpo thought of visiting the master, and the group met the Bitter Tea Master.

[Greetings, Master Bitter Tea. The secret incantation...has been deciphered by me.]

Surprisingly, this master of bitter tea was dressed in a researcher's uniform and seemed to be a member of the research station, completely different from the ninja master that everyone had guessed based on the previous conversation.

Master Bitter Tea looked surprised upon hearing Luan Po's words.

【W-what...it's only been less than two system cycles...】

Ranpo: [Master Bitter Tea, can I... be considered a ninja now?]

The audience speculated as they watched the conversation between the two.

"Holy crap, is this Bitter Tea Master in cahoots with Dr. Primitive?"

"Judging from this, could it be that Master Kucha has been using ninja-related terms to keep Ranpo locked up all along?"

What Shutter Island?

Hearing Luanpo's question, Master Kucha coughed a few times and changed his tone.

[Ahem, of course, girl who has embarked on the path of the ninja, I acknowledge your determination. From this day forward, you are the successor of the Chaotic Ninja Art.]

Luanpo: [Thank you, Master. This disciple...is deeply honored.]

Then Master Kucha began to mention that Ranpo needed a new name for a ninja.

Randomly broken?: [Name...? Is AK-A-3 a name?]

Master Bitter Tea: [I don't know, Ninja. Your name will carry your ideals, engrave your beliefs, and reveal your destiny; it is your own ninja title.]

Master of Bitter Tea: [—So, you have to decide for yourself.]

The origin of this experimental subject's number is surprising.

"Oh my god, so AKA was the code name for the experimental subject? Seeing this makes me a little heartbroken."

AR26710: I know this place well!

"Judging from the expression on this master of bitter tea's face, he doesn't seem like a bad person."

"To put it simply, choose a name that you like."

Upon hearing this, Luanpo recalled his past memories and spoke up.

【That...disorderly destruction. Single-minded focus, dispelling evil and revealing righteousness—this was the Master's initial teaching, and I wish to use it as the title.】

Master Bitter Tea: [Alright! Nice to meet you, Ryouran Ninja Disciple AKA Ryouran! Next up is the arduous training to become a ninja, can you keep up?]

And so, Luanpo began what Master Kucha called "ascetic practice."

[Number 3... taking medication...]

A cold voice rang out. Although the scene before him resembled the Dream Theater Troupe, in Luanpo's mind, it was the Chaotic Evil Spirit, a disciple of Master Kucha, who had come to help him with his arduous cultivation.

Chaotic Break: [A dark, secret medicine containing an excessive amount of forbearance; swallowing it will result in the agony of shattered bones and a torn intestines.]

Chaotic Break: [But to become a Ninja Hero, one must consume... this daily to create a vast universe of Ninja Power, a journey of tempering body and mind.]

Upon seeing this passage, especially the part about enduring the daily agony of having to take medication to break bones and intestinal rupture, March 7th's expression changed slightly.

"Uh... Xing, what... what's going on? Was Luanpo deceived by that Bitter Tea Master?"

After all, judging from the situation, Master Bitter Tea looks exactly like a villain who uses ninja rhetoric to trick an ignorant little girl into taking medicine.

Xing scratched his head and frowned slightly.

"Well... I can only say that Master Bitter Tea was indeed thinking about breaking the chaos. You'll understand when you see what happens next."

So, for the sake of his ideal city of ninjas, Ranpo resolutely chose to take the medicine.

In an instant, intense pain overwhelmed her senses, and even Xing, who was attached to Luanpo, felt a sharp pain.

Skin, muscles, bones... it's as if every part of the body is being eroded, destroyed, and rebuilt... making Luanpo unable to help but cry out in pain.

[Oshinin! After three thousand nights of arduous training, I will become like a ninja knight... invulnerable to swords and spears.]

This description makes one frown and feel a pang of pity.

"Sigh, as the original doctor's experimental subject, I don't know how much suffering he endured in the past."

"I'm so heartbroken, sob sob sob."

"This needs to be taken daily? This is absolutely inhuman!"

"The episode I support most for The Sea Patrol!"

Next was the head of the Ai-Dai dojo, described by Master Kucha as the leader of the dojo and also the supporter of the Ryouran clan.

It is said that the Naruto Ring can be used to awaken the ninja's potential, and through the Lightning Release Ninjutsu, the body can gain extraordinary ninja senses. In reality, it is just to test the intensity of electric shock on Ranpo.

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