Star Railway: I'm developing the Star Railway mobile game at my company.

"This opens up the path below, doesn't it? (sad)"

"Now you know why Pepper Hill is nothingness rather than abundance, right?"

"The episode that best fits the character's destiny"

"If we can drug the enemy, we can avoid harming our own people!"

Listening to Jiaoqiu's remarks, March 7th guessed what was going on.

"You...you're planning to give Scott laxatives???"

Jiaoqiu: 【...How did you know? Heh, my cunning isn't deep enough.】

Xing: [This is amazing, Immortal Boat Medicine!]

Upon hearing this, Ling Sha couldn't help but mutter a complaint.

Don't compare this guy to us.

Although March 7th expressed that this might not be quite right, the expectant look on her face clearly betrayed her.

【Huh? You don't agree? But it's too late now, Mo Ze has already taken care of it.】

[Were you looking down at your phone just now while arranging for Moze...? Are all the people of Yaoqing this efficient?!]

Seeing that they had indeed asked Bakuze to take action, the audience found it amusing.

"I am the general's bodyguard, not his."

"The tapir also dried."

Scott: You guys are so mean! Feed me peanuts! Is anyone going to feed me peanuts?!

Seeing that the matter was settled, Jiaoqiu also began to make a hasty retreat.

【Oh dear, it's time for the final battle! Hurry up and fight Mr. Scott to the death! I have something to attend to, so I'll be going now.】

March 7th was stunned as they watched Jiaoqiu leave.

He ran away! Oh no, what do we do...?

Now that the die is cast, the only suggestion for White Dew is to celebrate on the seventh day of the third month.

Ling Sha: [Don't worry, we'll do everything we can to save Scott. Hopefully he'll be alright.]

And so, everyone embarked on the path to the decisive historical battle.

When the brand-new Scott reappeared before their eyes, the audience could hardly contain their smiles.

It's the same familiar plot, the same familiar formula, and... the same familiar taste.

Scott: [March 7th, you've finally arrived! You have no idea, you're already extremely unpopular in Golden Man Alley!]

March 7th: [Unpopular? What are you talking about? Who in this Golden Man Alley doesn't love my lively and adorable little March?]

Many people silently applauded these words, after all, March 7th is indeed adorable!

Scott then turned to talk about how a warrior had secretly come to encourage him and even brought him a bowl of highly nourishing medicinal soup.

Upon hearing this, March 7th realized what was going on.

Haha, that really is... a chivalrous and warm-hearted warrior...

At this moment, Scott was clearly unaware of the seriousness of the situation, and once the battle began, the Immortal Ship Medical Team started to exert its strength.

Ugh... I can't take it anymore, I feel like yesterday's breakfast is going to be a thing of the past!

I'm sorry! I can't hold on any longer, I really... I... I... I'm going to...

They kept saying things like "stomach ache" and "bathroom," and then all the company minions they summoned during the battle died on the spot.

Scott: [Damn it, don't run away! Huh?]

Upon seeing this, the audience burst into laughter.

"A heads-up: Please leave the area in an orderly manner if you are having a meal!"

"The babyiest episode"

"You can tell from his voice that he's really struggling to hold it in... Hahahaha!!!"

"When you have a stomachache, never believe a fart!"

"This is absolutely the most explosive plot I've ever seen in gaming history, hahaha!"

"Explosive (Alertness)"

Then Scott began to make strange noises, as if he were fighting fiercely with something.

[Ouch... I'm hallucinating... Ugh—ugh~~~]

The Star Train is moving outwards...

[Damn it! Damn it... the Star Train! Don't depart!]

Even March 7th, who was fighting against them, was frightened by the scene.

"Stop...stop pulling! I'm scared!"

Seeing classics being remade again, audiences could no longer hold back their excitement.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts!"

"The tone has completely changed; it feels like I'm hallucinating from holding it in, hahaha."

"At first I didn't understand why they were talking about trains, until I remembered that trains are long and narrow..."

"It's a metaphor, I added a metaphor!"

Was it really a train that went out? (A thought-provoking question)

"It sounds like they've made a breakthrough (overjoyed)."

Pam: ? That's a good analogy, but don't use it again next time!

"March 7th: Uncle Yang, I'm scared!"

"Stop talking, Uncle Yang is scared too!"

"Two million will be deducted from the mech! (Completely ruthless)"

"The case is solved now. No wonder Brother Zhou couldn't withstand the impact of the Starry Sky Train."

"The gut sounds of a distant horizon (correction)"

"Shut up! Don't add anything weird to my epic final battle!"

"Too many historians are making me laugh!"

Hearing this metaphor about the Star Train, even Sunday himself on the train had a strangely distorted expression, much like the meme from Walter's phone.

Just like being told not to imagine an elephant, the eerie image always seeps into the brain in a mixed, unsettling way, lingering long afterward...

Finally, the battle ended.

I lost. I lost. March 7th, you were too despicable...

Scott lay sprawled on the ground in a posture of utter despair, as if he had been burned out in the battle against his sphincter muscles, leaving only snow-white ash...

Chapter 427: Swords into Plowshares

Seeing Scott lying on the ground, unable to resist, March Seven took a step back with a hint of disgust, suggesting that the other man should go to the bathroom first.

But for Scott now, it's clearly too late.

"There's... no need to fight anymore..."

"Starry Sky Railway is now in open beta! (Joyful!)"

"This is hilarious! Did it burn out completely? Hahaha!"

And finally, of course, there is a passage where Scott acknowledges the March 7th Incident.

Despite the despicable nature of this victory, Scott's worldview doesn't care about such things; only ultimate victory matters to the Lone Wolf.

I accept you.

March 7th: [Huh? ???]

In Scott's eyes, March 7 was the first person he had ever met who was even more despicable, ruthless, and unscrupulous than himself, and he lost with complete humility.

However, this recognition did not make March 7th happy at all.

Can I beat him up again while he can't stand up?

To this, Jiaoqiu himself simply chuckled and brushed it off.

Then, a cold tear slid down Scott's cheek, making the audience feel a strange sense of sympathy.

"Tears came out!"

"Is this... hell?"

"What slips out is probably more than just tears (sadness)."

"Don't give Xiaosanyue any more injections, mainly because we're worried about her getting something on her..."

[Brothers! Brothers! Are there any brothers who can still move? Come and save me!]

Finally, Scott let out a weak scream. Fortunately, there were a few company employees who were still able to move around in the scene of the carnage, and they managed to carry Scott away.

Yanqing: [Miss March...next time, please use some more upright methods.]

March 7th: [This wasn't my idea! It was that pink-haired fox who took it upon herself! At most, this can only be considered... considered... an unlimited sword fighting style?]

And so, the storyline of the "First Flower Sword Practice Record" event comes to an end.

Looking back on Scott's various defeats along the way, it also brought an unexpected burst of joy to the audience.

"Finally, is it over?"

"I haven't even had enough!"

"Sword practice on March 7th × 100 ways Scott lost√"

"This is a hidden gem! The more you dig in, the more fun you find!"

"From the Golden Man Alley to this competition, this guy is really entertaining."

"I'm already looking forward to the next time I meet Scott."

"Stop being a lowly employee at the company, hurry up and get on the train to make a name for yourself!"

"You know what, I'm actually really looking forward to seeing Scott board the train!"

"Pam'll probably kick him out with a broom..."

"This would probably make Akivili come back to life with anger."

"I hope the Star Train just shuts down already!"

After the completion of the First Flower Sword Learning Record, the only new content in the first half of version 2.4 is Yun Li's companion quest, "[Forging Swords into Plowshares]".

March 7th was also very curious about this.

"Wow, it's a colleague of Master Yunli! What kind of story will it be, Xing? Can you give me a little hint? Don't lie to me!"

Upon hearing this, Xing's original idea of ​​deceiving March 7 disappeared.

He touched his chin and then took out a pack of tissues from the side.

"I think you should need this!"

The story then begins with Xing arriving at March 7's sword practice spot but finding no one there. Immediately afterward, Yun Li sends a message, also inquiring about March 7's whereabouts.

Because she couldn't find anyone, Yun Li could only come to find March 7's guardian. Yun Li's words revealed a sense of helplessness, just like a homeroom teacher helpless with a naughty child.

Sigh, I was only ordered to instruct her in swordsmanship.

She can skip class, but I can't.

[Xing, we need to talk about your child's situation.]

It was like calling the parents, which made Xing glance at March 7 himself. Seeing this, March 7 gave an awkward smile.

"Hehe, it's all about balancing work and rest. I didn't slack off when it was time to practice my sword!"