Scott's extremely emotional and melodious voice rang out, making it impossible for anyone to hold back.
"Hahaha, here it comes!"
"I have a condition where I want to laugh whenever I see Scott!"
"Fast forward to the Starry Sky Train, it's not allowed to depart yet."
When faced with this troublesome customer, the proprietress Mengming was interrupted before she could say anything.
【Don't call me a guest; you don't even consider me a guest. I wanted tea that was neither too hot nor too cold, with just the right temperature, but the tea you served was either cold or scalding hot. Your Xianzhou teahouse really knows how to treat guests!】
[And on top of that, your tea is like muddy water, yet you dare to charge me? Aren't you bullying honest people?!]
[Don't call yourself "Marquis of the Nightless City" anymore, it's hard to remember. I'll send you a plaque later with four big characters on it: "The Immortal Boat Launches," and you must hang it up for me.]
The moment he opened his mouth, it was clear that the old master of yin and yang was still as skilled as ever, which made the four people who came to buy milk tea nearby unable to bear it any longer.
Stop! You're going too far!
【Oh my, which hero is it this time?】
Outraged, March 7th stood up with his hands on his hips and stepped forward.
[It's me, your great-aunt! Oh wait, wait, I don't think I'm that handsome... Xing, tell me!]
Xing: [She's your ancestor, March 7th!]
March 7th: [That's right! I am your ancestor.]
His righteous and stern manner in making such harsh remarks amused the audience.
"Haha, March 7th is so cute!"
Clear and accurate pronunciation
"Who invented this adorable little March?"
"I find it strangely cute, I want to record it and listen to the pure version!"
"You really know how to enjoy yourself!"
Seeing this, Yanqing also revealed his identity, hoping that the other party would not cause trouble.
Then I heard the old Yin-Yang Master say a classic opening move.
【ha--?!】
[I was just an ordinary customer complaining to the proprietress about the tea, and you Cloud Cavalry even have to meddle in this? Who in the entire galaxy will dare to drink tea at your Immortal Ship anymore?]
A huge accusation was slapped on his head; Scott was clearly very skilled at this, which made Yun Li so angry that she put her hands on her hips.
[Are you really a tourist on the Fairy Ship?]
"Then tell me, if I'm not a tourist, what am I? A prisoner of the Immortal Ship?"
In response, March 7th simply said that if anyone wanted to bully others again, they should first ask the twin swords in their hands if they would allow it.
Then I heard another classic opening move.
【ha--?!】
"Oh, that really scared me! Great hero, are you planning to use these little metal pieces to take my life?"
The intonation and rhythm of the voice were inexplicably captivating.
"Oh my god, I can't take it anymore, listening to Scott talk is so cool, haha!"
"ha--?!"
"You're so eloquent! Your skill in using sarcastic and unsettling language has reached a whole new level!"
Upon hearing March 7th say that he practiced swordsmanship, Scott uttered another infuriating remark.
Oh? No wonder you're dressed like you're performing.
"I can tell you're not a local from Xianzhou, so why do you insist on learning swordsmanship? If you're not comfortable with that, I can sell you the company's mecha."
Even while arguing, Scott didn't forget to promote his business; you could only say he was too eager to improve.
March 7th: [Pah! Who wants your crappy mech!]
Xing: [Your company's mechs only seem to be used for team building activities.]
Upon hearing this, Scott let out a disdainful sound.
I think you guys don't understand at all.
Hey, show these country bumpkins what they're made of!
Chapter 412 I can hear the sounds of all sorts of animal friends in the company.
Scott's arrogant greeting of "country bumpkin" ironically earned him some respect from the audience.
"He really has a silver tongue."
"Country bumpkin, haha"
"Indeed, the great Onmyoji can curse without using any swear words, the kind that doesn't even need to be censored."
"What? Then I, your precious little devil, have to come and learn from you!"
Then, at Scott's call, various employee team leader mechs began to gather around, prompting Yanqing to remind them that they should not engage in street fighting.
However, Scott, who was familiar with the rules, would not act rashly. It was just that his subordinates were angry because they had been detained for no reason, so Scott made a suggestion.
"I can let bygones be bygones regarding the teahouse incident. However, I can't pretend I didn't hear your questions about my company's security capabilities. After all, how can I continue doing my shipping business with so many customers in front of me?"
Besides, even if you spend your whole life learning fancy but ineffective martial arts, you'd be better off investing in our civilian-grade mechs. In just a few days, you'll be begging for mercy from your master.
In response, March 7th naturally stood up to defend his master.
[This young lady will not allow you to slander the Immortal Boat Sword Technique like this! If you're so capable, let your mechs exchange a few blows with me!]
【ha--?!】
She said she wanted to exchange a few moves? Hahaha. Since Miss March 7th has issued a challenge, I have to accept!
[You might be tougher than a sword before the battle starts, but once you experience the power of the mechs, you'll be eager to hand over your money to the company.]
Judging from Scott's smug look, he was obviously very confident in his mech, but the ending was already well known to everyone.
Meanwhile, Xing brought up the bet at the right moment, which made Scott jump up in a strange tone.
Don't worry!! How could I possibly forget about bets?
Since Scott heard that he had not yet become an apprentice by March 7th, he set the competition for fifteen days later. In this respect, Scott was quite upright and had no intention of taking advantage of others.
Only fifteen days? Okay...okay!
Although the stubborn March 7th felt a little uneasy, she couldn't afford to lose face on the spot, so she reluctantly agreed.
If you lose, you'll not only have to bark like a dog in public, but you'll also have to loudly recite the Immortal Boat Sword Technique. Even a dog won't imitate it; you'll have to stand at the entrance of Jinren Alley and recite it to everyone who passes by.
Oh, right, you don't need to find a master anymore, just become my apprentice! I'll teach you how to pilot a mecha!
These words sounded strangely familiar to the audience.
"I feel like I've seen this plot before, lol."
"Yesterday Once More"
"To be honest, I'm actually kind of looking forward to seeing March 7th lose, hehe. I wonder if that'll happen in the game."
"Don't you dare bully Little March!"
Then on March 7th, he asked what he should do if he won.
"Should I turn around and become your disciple?"
I don't want you, I despise you.
The vivid expression on March 7th's face practically screamed disgust, making it strangely adorable.
Scott subsequently agreed to compromise.
【...How about this, I'll also imitate a dog's...pig's squeal in public, and loudly proclaim, "Only pigs want the company's mechs!" Then I'll print that phrase on every mech on the transport ship, how about that?】
This bet also amused the audience.
"In the company, I can hear the sounds of all sorts of animal friends."
"Haha, another iconic scene is about to unfold."
"Just thinking about how he'll lose makes me laugh so hard I feel like I'm going to poop everywhere, hahaha."
"What a pity, I think he didn't yell when he lost because he wet his pants?"
"I bet we'll see Scott squealing like a pig in this episode."
"Scott is wasting his talents at the company. Why don't you come work at our pub instead!"
"Do you want to be the first messenger to pull down your pants?"
"We'd better not have such a smelly messenger!"
In response, March 7th said that if he won, he would apologize to the owner of the Nevernight Marquis's house and the Immortal Boat Sword Technique. Scott agreed immediately, on the condition that he could defeat his mecha with the small iron pieces.
[Everyone heard that! See you in fifteen days! Hahaha, let's go!]
After Scott left, March 7th finally had time to comfort the young proprietress who had just been harassed.
As for making March 7 sign some kind of betting agreement out of nowhere, the proprietress Mengming felt somewhat guilty.
[It's our shop that's caused Miss March trouble.]
It's alright, it's alright. Whether we're capable or not, we have to step in when we see injustice. We really can't stand seeing him bully others by taking advantage of his power.
Hearing what March 7th said, Mengming immediately turned into a little fangirl.
Perhaps because he had a goal to achieve soon, he started to focus on learning swordsmanship from March 7th onwards, and even stopped holding the tea ceremony.
Yanqing wanted to ask how confident March 7 was about the bet.
March 7th: [We will win!]
However, his inexplicable confidence before even starting the first lesson left Yanqing and Yunli completely bewildered.
It seems they really didn't consider anything.
However, as long as she practices diligently, Yun Li believes that defeating a piece of scrap metal in the company on March 7th shouldn't be a problem.
So on March 7th, he looked at the star beside him.
Hehe, I trust you the most! You have to be my teaching assistant and supervise my sword practice.
And so, with a luxurious lineup of two masters and one teaching assistant, she began her sword-learning journey on March 7th.
During these fifteen days, Yun Li and Yan Qing planned three phased tests. If they could pass them smoothly, defeating the company's mechs would be a piece of cake.
Yun Li: [On the contrary, if you can't pass—]
Yanqing: [That only shows that Yunli's teaching was inadequate. I hope Miss Sanyue can give up in time and not force herself to fight.]
Yun Li: [Change the "incompetent teacher" part to include your own name!]
Then the true gameplay of the "First Flower Sword Practice Record" event began to appear before the audience, accompanied by light and lively background music, as if taking the audience on the path of growth of the protagonist of the fantasy play.
Then there's the gameplay within the event. You need to arrange your daily sword training schedule according to the actual situation, such as strength training, agility training, and so on.
However, it should be noted that while each course accelerates the pace, it can also dampen the mood on March 7th.
It's basically a fairly common simulation game, but what's special is that the training cutscenes have a black and white comic style reminiscent of the March 7th training session.
The unique comic book style added a special kind of fun to the event.
If the mood value drops to a certain level on March 7th, the efficiency of the next training session will be reduced. Therefore, some trips to restore mood should be added to the sword training schedule to increase mood.
As the saying goes, if you only study swordsmanship and don't play with them, even a clever person will become stupid in three months.
Chapter 413 You don't really think I'm stupid, do you?
The novel comic-style training illustrations from the event are a refreshing sight, and this event has received a very good reputation in previous major events.
When you've made some progress in basic training, you'll reach the first major milestone.
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