"Looking at it this way, even Qingque is considered tall here."
"Being kidnapped by the Pipixi people is inexplicably unsettling."
After all, the other side had a large number of people and was powerful. After hesitating for a while, Qingque could only repeat a sentence, and then Roy continued to recite it.
RoyRoy: [I thank genes!]
Qingque: [I'm grateful for... uh, genes?]
RoyRoy: [I am the essence condensed from the universe!]
After reading a passage along with it, Qingque could no longer hold back her laughter.
"No, I can't take it anymore, why is this line inexplicably funny..."
This is clearly the idea that the Four Feet Church wanted to express. In their view, being short is not shameful, but rather a gift from the universe.
There's nothing wrong with the idea itself, since no one can force it on others, but the key is that you can't impose this idea on others.
Then the other person continued reading.
RoyRoy: [I wish I could stop growing!]
Qingque: [I wish... to stop growing...]
[...That's so cruel! I'm not even two hundred years old yet, I can still grow taller!]
Chapter 366 Don't Lead with the Wolf Cub's Rhythm
Watching Qingque's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) in the storyline, viewers were once again amazed by the unique physique of the Immortal Ship people.
"Wow, Qingque is really over a hundred years old?"
"Haha, can someone still grow taller at two hundred years old?"
"The physique of the Immortal Ship people is truly terrifying. Even if you remove the time behind the Demon Yin, they can still live for a very long time!"
"May the Medicine Master bless you, young man!"
"It is said that General Huaiyan of the Zhu Ming Immortal Ship has lived for thousands of years. Perhaps the Immortal Ship has already mastered some method to suppress the demonic spirit."
"This is probably the most perfect longevity species so far. Apart from eventually falling into demonic possession, it has virtually no side effects under normal circumstances."
"That's why the Immortal Ship is so strict about controlling the entry and exit of locals. If someone really tried to run away, they would be caught and dissected for research immediately."
"The past is the past, the present is the present. With the Immortal Ship Alliance around, who dares to arrest Immortal Ship people? Be careful, the hunting party might come to your house soon!"
"Actually, the bigger concern is that the immortal beings will pollute the environment if they go out. Without population control, a planet will quickly become overcrowded, just like in the history of the Immortal Ship, where internal strife is likely to break out."
"Looking at it this way, as a long-lived species that demands so much of itself, and even conquering over 3,500 rare cosmic diseases in order to reduce the number of people seeking abundance, isn't the Immortal Ship itself also on the path to abundance?"
"After all, fate itself is harmless, isn't it?"
Back to the story, after observing the situation for a while, Xing decided to step forward and ask questions.
[Stop! Halt! The shadowy giants, no passage allowed!]
The timid Pipisi from before now stepped forward to block the way, but hesitated again after seeing that it was Xing.
What should I do... You... you should be a good person...
The fanatical followers immediately began brainwashing him from behind.
Don't be fooled by her! Giants are aggregates of malice, cunning devils!
Harvest their ankles! Crush their knees!
Make the arrogant giants kneel down and look up to us! Let them remember the teachings of the Four-Foot Sanctuary!
The resentment of the short man towards the tall man is conveyed to every viewer in front of the screen through his emotionally charged shouts, making it hard for anyone not to feel the tension.
"Hahaha, no way! How can anyone say something like that so seriously!"
"Oh no, by God of Fun, this is absolutely hilarious!"
"Especially coming from these mischievous Westerners, it's strangely kind of cute, haha."
"It turns out that when you look weak, your anger can be quite endearing!"
"These constant references to giants are making even a 1.6-meter-tall person like me feel inflated!"
"I'll really jump up and hit your knee."
"But even when I kneel down, I still seem to be a little taller than you."
Recalling Lord Ōsuke's teachings, this shrewish man hardened up and stood in front of Hoshi again, hands on his hips.
However, its short stature did not give people any sense of oppression.
However, considering that Qingque is still in the hands of the other party, Xing does not intend to use force for the time being, but instead chooses to use the television to transform into the Hanu brothers.
It must be said that the Four-Foot Sanctuary is quite friendly towards creatures shorter than itself.
Star, transformed into the Hanu brothers, thus made his way to Roy Roy's side.
Ah, a friend I don't recognize... I suppose you've also come to embrace the Four-Foot Sanctuary?
All that could respond to him at that moment was a cool hum, but Roy didn't care and still extended an invitation to him.
[Hehe... I have to admit, friend—you have quite a personality.]
[It's alright, you can spend more time observing and reflecting. Soon you'll discover that the Four-Foot Sanctuary is a pure and peaceful paradise, the refuge sought by every wandering soul.]
You will gradually understand our mission and its importance, and eventually become a member of the Four-Foot Divine Children.
I, Royroy, as the messenger of the four-foot god, will lead everyone on the path to redemption and resistance against the oppression of the giants.
His overly serious words made the audience begin to have some doubts.
"No, really? Is there really some four-foot-tall god?"
"We've really managed to scare him."
“Aha: Yes, children, I also have another title, the Four-Foot God, and this is my newly chosen messenger.”
"It's just a fantasy about the Lilliputian king being unable to hit anyone by pressing his head down and passing out."
Xing then came to Qingque's side, but Qingque immediately mistook the little thing for another victim who had been tricked into coming here.
Xing was so anxious that he kept making humming noises in place, but the fact that he couldn't speak was part of the Hanu brothers' character design.
Helpless, Xing could only mimic some of Qingque's familiar movements to give hints.
For example, he tried swinging a baseball bat, imitating Gui Naifen's handstand, and even the way she played the Qiongyu card, but ultimately none of these methods worked.
Just when I was at my wit's end, a thought suddenly flashed through my mind.
The mecha cowboy Potio and the pure knight Silver Branch are probably conducting an investigation in a dream right now. Perhaps we can ask them to play the role of firefighters?
Because the Hanu brothers' hands are too small, and we didn't make any related animations, we can only go back to where we were and turn back.
This overly realistic narration left viewers unsure where to begin their critique.
"That's amazing! Since we haven't done the animation for the presentation, we have to go back first, haha."
"It's well-reasoned and convincing!"
"The narrator seems to be in good spirits, but in reality, it's just that his hands are too small!"
Star then returned to the television set, reverted to its original form, and began sending messages to Potio and the other person.
[Group Chat: Three Big Darlings]
Xing: [Are you there?]
A classic opening move, but fortunately the opponent responded immediately.
Yinzhi: [I'm here, dearest friend]
The Potio brothers are also there.
[Wait a minute, someone just stole his hat.]
Potio: [Holy crap! The streets are complete chaos!]
You know what, I think some people really do lack a sense of order.
After explaining the situation, the two decided to come and help without hesitation.
While waiting, Xing looked down at the chaotic Pipixi people below and wondered if he should try to resolve the situation himself.
However, considering that the other side had a large number of people and might be hiding some secret weapons, Xing chose to wait.
After all, the Galactic Battleship that forms the Big Three is the right path to victory!
The term "galactic battleship," once used to describe a luxurious lineup, has now become a laughing stock after various developments.
"To be honest, the Galactic Battleships are probably built just to crash, aren't they?"
"The previous quantum warship has now become a quantum wreck (sad)."
"They're truly a tangled mess when gathered, but scattered... well, not quite a sky full of stars..."
"Don't bring up the wolf cub thing!"
"He hasn't even said who it is yet!"
Chapter 367 Time is running out
After waiting in place for a while, the Gun and Rose duo reappeared.
Silver Bough: [My dearest friend—we received your distress message and have come at the speed of a knight.]
Potio: [What's this "Knight's Speed" nonsense? The true symbol of speed is the Sea Ranger!]
Like a child arguing about whether Bull Warrior or Jackie Chan is more powerful, it makes people smile knowingly.
Xing then led the two to the scene to check the situation.
[…Good heavens, where did all these Westerners come from? I've never seen anything like this before.]
Ah, what a... what a perplexing sight this is. Even someone as benevolent as Idrila would probably not look here...
After learning the situation and discovering that these Pipisi people were the villains they were looking for, Potio was still somewhat incredulous.
Let me take another look... Evil organizations often mobilize in large numbers to indiscriminately attack pedestrians on the street—their main methods of crime include: striking knees with blunt objects, forcing people to kneel, and stealing shoes and hats...
Faced with this outrageous fact, the audience could no longer hold back their laughter.
"Hahaha, no, these mischievous Westerners are really wicked!"
"What kind of outrageous operation is this..."
"Could it be that they stole Potio's hat before?"
"With Pipi's height, can he really reach the top of Potio's head?"
"Now I'm really going to jump up and punch you in the knee!"
After confirming the facts of the other party's crime, Potio decided to take action.
Follow me! Today I'm going to rid the people of this scourge and teach these dangerous elements a lesson!
He then strode to the center of the hall, where Potio called out loudly.
Hey there, cuties over there, look here!
The sudden appearance of several evil giants caught the attention of the Pipishi people; their adult male physiques, even in the game, were the highest level of modeling, eliciting gasps of amazement.
[Holy crap, where did this monster come from?!]
[This is...this is terrifying! There are two such hideous giants in this world! Lord, forgive them...]
These words caught Yinzhi's attention.
"A hideous giant? What an ugly name! I cannot allow you to insult my dearest friend and the Potio brothers."
The audience immediately grasped the implied meaning of these words.
"Hahaha, does Yinzhi think she's a handsome giant?"
"My dearest friend and the Portio brothers, are they trying to distance themselves from this, completely ignoring the possibility of it being them? Haha"
"Zhizhi is very confident in her beauty!"
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