Valkyrie Flavor Tasting Guide
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Seeing Lu Mo's actions, he could only mutter a curse under his breath.
"abnormal!"
A cool sensation came from the back where Lu Mo had smeared the saliva. As the saliva spread on her back, Mei lowered her head and let out a shy curse in a voice that only she and Lu Mo could hear.
As for how much sweetness was hidden in those insults, that's something to ponder.
"Stop licking! Are you going to eat breakfast or me?"
Faced with the increasingly strange sensations on her body, Mei's tone became slightly firmer.
It seemed as if they were about to expand their territory in the kitchen.
"Alright alright."
Even if Mei is really angry, Lu Mo can completely suppress her with "family rules" - he always carries the means to subdue the Valkyrie with him.
"However, I'll decide what we eat for breakfast later."
"Okay!" Mei breathed a sigh of relief, indicating that she had finally escaped Lu Mo's bullying.
Now I can continue preparing breakfast in peace.
Soon, Mei understood what Lu Mo meant.
What should I eat for breakfast?
Eat in the bedroom.
And it was eaten on Kiana's body.
Kiana, that lazybones, must have been bullied too much; she's still not awake.
Lu Mo then encouraged Mei to use Kiana as a dining table.
"Eating breakfast like this, I really don't know how you came up with that idea..."
Mei bit her lip lightly.
Eating breakfast on Kiana is incredibly daring.
Fortunately, I prepared a Western-style breakfast to fit in with local customs; otherwise, if the class monitor had come today... that would have been quite bad.
Oh—no, that's not right either, breakfast in China comes with a plate.
Anyway, Lu Mo is now eating bread with cherries, sandwiching it between steamed buns.
"Hmm, this milk? The taste seems a bit...?"
Lu Mo smacked his lips. The taste was a bit unfamiliar, but it didn't seem like it was the first time he had drunk it.
"I saw this in the refrigerator when I woke up this morning. I think it was sent by Ms. Himeko."
The message from Himeko...
The two exchanged a knowing glance.
They seemed to understand something, but tacitly chose to skip the topic.
Cows that produce milk are not always ordinary cows.
Lu Mo had already envisioned a classic cow-print swimsuit in his mind.
Mei, on the other hand, turned her attention to what to have for breakfast.
What goes well with hard-boiled eggs...?
She remembered very clearly what Lu Mo had just done.
His gaze moved naturally, and he quickly locked onto his target.
Although it's already dried out, Kiana definitely has some very suitable seasoning on her.
"How could I have such a thought?" Mei suddenly snapped back to reality, feeling embarrassed... It seemed like these two had led her astray.
Chapter 103 Theresa's Reverse Princess Carry Fails
And so, when Kiana woke up, she was somewhat helpless when she saw bread and eggs on her body, and even Lu Mo using her lips to spread bread.
But putting herself in Mei's shoes, she probably would have done the same to her while she was sleeping.
Kiana even thoughtfully did some cleaning.
Good morning, Kiana. What are your plans for today?
Because the matter involving Li Xue and Ying slightly affected his schedule of spending time with his wives, Lu Mo also needed to think about who he should date now.
Why don't we just go on a date with Mei today?
"Okay, let's call it Aunt Flo today. I have a plan to make."
Although there was no Herrscher of Water, and the Herrscher of the Sea next door did not have the ability to control water, it did not prevent Kiana from creating a water sphere out of thin air, wrapping her body in the water sphere, and cleaning up the traces she left last night and this morning in front of the two people.
"What plan??? Can you tell me?"
"My plan to help you find a wife." Kiana only answered this sentence and then fell silent.
"Which of my wives is it this time?"
However, if it's related to Theresa, it's relatively easy to guess.
If there's any connection to Theresa, it's only that one person.
"Yes, so you'll be in charge of keeping Aunt Flo company in the morning, and I'll come find you in the afternoon."
"Speak," Kiana said, opening a portal and tossing Lu Mo into the bishop's office.
"No... Kiana? I'm not dressed yet?!"
Lu Mo was still admiring Kiana's swaying figure in the water sphere when he found himself suddenly sitting on Theresa's lap.
"Ah~ It's the captain... Hmm... I must be too busy! I haven't even had time to think about the captain, yet I'm already hallucinating."
Theresa instinctively gave Lu Mo a reverse princess carry until her fingers touched something she shouldn't have.
"Huh? It's really the captain... it's really Rear Admiral Lu Mo!"
Realizing that this was the first time she had encountered something like this in decades, Theresa almost threw Lu Mo on her head. Then she realized that her strength might cause Lu Mo to crash into the bishop's office and bleed profusely, so she quickly leaped up to try and catch him.
"Phew...I'll kick!"
Having significantly enhanced his physical abilities, Lu Mo performed an aerial somersault and kicked towards the ceiling. He then gracefully turned in mid-air, narrowly missing Theresa who was there to catch him. Using the momentum, he landed on the ground first and hugged the petite and adorable Theresa in front of him.
Finally, there's a genuine, authentic loli-type character I can hug.
Although Theresa is older than her father, if you ignore that, Theresa is still your sweet and soft little cutie.
The sensation of the white bodysuit against his skin instantly dispelled Lu Mo's lingering fatigue from waking up early.
Their bodies beneath the shirts touched directly against Theresa's breathable white stockings, allowing both of them to feel each other's warmth.
"Good morning, Your Excellency! Are you still working?"
"It's not still... it's just begun!?"
Theresa forced herself to stay alert.
Theresa, who was banned, was so busy she couldn't stop.
Just like a certain Seventh Hokage who refused to reveal his name.
Logically speaking, the workload of the Bishop of Destiny is not so great that he needs to be so busy every day. It's just that Theresa thought that if she did more, others would have to do less.
Lu Mo was well aware of this.
To be honest, during the "14 years", Bishop Theresa's workload was not less than Otto's, but she still had a considerable amount of time to go to the front lines.
The original concept for "Octobers of Destiny" was Theresa, not Otto.
Just like Lu Mo mentioned before, "the oldest Kiana" (Chapter 21), back then the entire Honkai universe did not have the concept of Otto, and the bishop of Schicksal had been Theresa for decades.
In 08, in order to protect Kiana, his parents-in-law divorced. His mother-in-law sacrificed her life in 2010, and his father-in-law went missing in 2012.
A real Kiana with both parents.
Therefore, theoretically speaking, Theresa didn't need to do so much work at all.
The reason why Theresa is doing this now is because she has numbed herself to a peaceful life for too long in the past few years, so it is actually compensation for the time she wasted in those years.
Unlike Theresa next door, who was able to stand up despite suffering so many setbacks.
After Kiana's incident, Theresa was somewhat weak when faced with choices until "Queen's Arrival".
Because the other one still needs to be strong, and after Kiana's accident, Theresa in front of her truly has nothing left.
After all, she had already lost far too much, and by the time the Queen arrived, the insects were the last thing she could not afford to lose.
"In that case, would you like some readily available labor?"
Although he had already become a kept man, Lu Mo didn't mind starting work at Tianming again.
Besides, Destiny pays him a pretty high salary, doesn't it? They've used the current bishop and S-rank Valkyrie to pay his salary.
"Ready-made labor?"
Theresa chuckled lightly, "Forget it, Captain. You don't have such a high position in that world, and you might not be able to handle these tasks!"
"Everyone has their own expertise; I can handle these categories without any problem."
Lu Mo picked out a few documents from Theresa's desk, glanced at them briefly, and then handed them to Theresa.
"I didn't realize you were so capable, Captain."
Theresa was so surprised that she didn't realize her lines were somewhat offensive.
"It's trivial."
Lu Mo had some experience to begin with. In his original world, he had learned enough from a big shot who shared the same background as a great sage in Teyvat and a teacher in Onphalos to deal with that problem.
That's a truly terrifying existence.
He also suffers from the same "terminal illness" as Professor Ladio.
"When you're thinking, you fill the whole world with an aura of stupidity."
"Stop thinking, you're suffocating me!"
So why is that person considered terrifying?
Because it differs from Professor Latio's standards.
For that person to say something like that... Otto's level is barely enough.
This is one of the reasons why Lu Mo, despite knowing Otto for so long, didn't have much respect for him or feel much moved by him.
He's already seen the real big shots... Otto's effect on him is really poor.
Chapter 104 Theresa's White Silk Feet
Of course, even while helping Theresa with her work, Lu Mo didn't forget to take advantage of her.
"Speaking of which, I hadn't really noticed Theresa before... but this new bishop's robe is pretty cool."
While pulling on Theresa's sheer white silk stockings, Lu Mo let go, letting the stockings bounce back with a crisp sound.
"You damn lolicon!"
Theresa was almost so angry at Lu Mo that she transformed into her Honkai Impact 2 form.
Compared to others who easily trigger CGs, Theresa is somewhat more restrained in this regard.
Although she also wanted to have some intimate contact with Lu Mo, she still refused such a direct attack.
This isn't a tsundere trait.
"That's slander! I just like beauty. Besides, if I didn't have this tendency, Theresa, wouldn't you really have no chance?"
While the "Loli BBA" attribute is a highly talked-about attribute, its competitiveness is not really that hard to say.
Lu Mo fell in love with Theresa entirely because of his own love for her.
"Or perhaps, Theresa, you can grow to be as big as Rita?"
The adult Theresa in her final form is also flat.
If the enlarged Theresa didn't have that advantageous range, her competitiveness wouldn't be as good as others.
"You!? I'll do it sooner or later!"
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