Valkyrie Flavor Tasting Guide

"K bomb!"

"Three eights!"

"Three A's!"

"Yes 4!"

"Kiana, you're a farmer, aren't you?!"

"Correct!"

"I'm a farmer too, right?!"

"Correct."

"So why did you blow me up?!"

Lu Mo looked at Kiana with a deep gaze.

I only have 3 cards left. If you don't bomb me, we'll have won this round already!

"Hehe, mistake, mistake!"

Qi Maomao tried to get away with being cute.

After all, Kiana has a lot of good cards to play, and she'd feel restless if she didn't use them.

"A pair of QQ accounts, under control now~"

Prime Minister Rita arrived at the match point with a broad smile.

"Shunzi!"

"Then there are three Aces with a pair of 3s!"

"Counting Kiana's three bombs, we're not going to play the doubling game anymore. Captain, you already owe me three times this round!"

Unconditional truth or dare is the key to this game of Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game).

The points system is just a little special.

"So, the first question is, Captain, what color clothes do you prefer me to wear?"

Rita shuffled the cards for Lu Mo while looking at him expectantly.

"I like you dressed more elegantly. If I were to design one, a pale yellow, high-waisted ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress) would be an excellent choice!"

In reality, there's no need to worry about modeling or clipping issues, so Lu Mo can see whatever he wants without hesitation.

Imagine Rita's pale yellow dress flowing down her back, her waist tightly bound by a gold ribbon, the dress swaying gently with her movements, like honey solidified in amber.

"While your taste is good, I think the style could be changed."

Ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress) is more suitable when His Highness Guanxing grows a little taller.

"Second question? What would you like for breakfast tomorrow, Captain? Don't you dare say you'd eat me~"

The topic suddenly jumped to a serious and heartwarming one, leaving Lu Mo momentarily caught off guard.

But such a staggered offensive would be more effective—at least that's what Rita thought.

"What should we eat?" Lu Mo actually thought about this question for a moment.

How about some pan-fried buns? Wouldn't that take too much time for Rita?

While there's no doubt about Rita's abilities, getting up too early can't possibly have no effect on her.

Even if she is an immortal being.

"Then noodles will do."

The subject matter is open; Rita has complete freedom to express herself.

"Noodles? I've noted that down. Third question! If Your Highness the Star Gazer arrives, would you prefer to come one by one, or both of us together?"

Asking questions from the side can sometimes yield more information.

As long as Lu Mo makes a choice, Rita can deduce the information she needs from it.

"Of course they're together, is there any doubt about that?"

With so many wives, how could there be one-on-one? Of course, it's a group lovemaking session!

"Kiana" can come together, or the three starter characters can come together.

Even Yae Sakura and Yae Kasumi, or even add a flying fish ball would be fine.

Lu Mo is not picky.

"Keep going, keep going! I promise I won't let you down this round, Captain!"

Kiana's eyes lit up as she stared sharply at the cards Rita had dealt her.

"You said it yourself. If anything goes wrong, I'll give you a good beating."

A card player doesn't care about his partner, even when playing Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game)!

"Yes 2!"

"Pass!"

"Three 7s with a pair of 5s!"

"Up on the board, three 10s with a pair of 3s!"

"Wang Bang!"

"do not want!"

"Yes 4!"

"Yes 8!"

"I'm done!"

The two sides cooperated quite well this time, with Kiana and Lu Mo each winning a chance to give Rita a great adventure.

Rita was able to ask the captain three questions in the previous game because all the attempts were used on the captain – this scoring system was never designed to be fair.

If the captain is the landlord and wins, they can score points against the other two players a certain number of times (initially 1 time, 1 additional time if there's a bomb, no doubling!).

However, the winners are not awarded points per person per round, but rather based on the total number of rounds.

Simply put, if the captain won the last round, then he can bully each of his two wives three times!

It's alright, we're playing Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game) instead of Texas Hold'em, otherwise someone could easily time-stop and change cards.

"So, what does the captain intend to do?"

Although both of them lost, they showed no dissatisfaction. Instead, they looked at Lu Mo with expectant eyes, waiting for his next move.

"Well, first Kiana leaned in and whispered something like this and that."

Upon hearing Lu Mo's whisper, Kiana's expression changed from white to red and then to crimson. She instinctively clenched her fists, almost hitting the captain directly.

"You're so bad, Captain, you big jerk!!!"

The girl bit her lower lip with her pearly teeth, the moonlight gilding the tips of her hair with silver. Her fist, which was about to punch, hovered in mid-air, and finally landed gently on the other's shoulder, like a butterfly resting on morning dew.

Suddenly, she covered her head with her hands, her snow-white hair cascading down like a curtain. Her voice, though deliberately lowered, trembled with a clear, sharp note at the end.

"I am Kiana, and I used to be Mei's lover. But because I loved the Captain too much, I betrayed Mei. Please punish me severely, Captain!"

Although Kiana didn't feel any psychological burden saying those words while acting, she still felt ashamed.

But out of affection for the captain, she disregarded her pride and refrained from saying such things.

"I am a sinner who betrayed Mei and stole the man Mei loved, so I can only atone for my sins by becoming the captain's possession!"

Kiana swore she heard Rita's laughter, which sounded like silver chains clattering in the wind.

"So, now it's my turn. How does the Captain plan to punish me this time?"

Seeing Kiana forced to utter such shameful words, Rita felt a strange sense of anticipation.

If she were to play the role of betraying Stargazer, her reaction might be even more intense than Kiana's.

Their bodies trembled uncontrollably, yearning for the captain's inhumane "humiliation."

"Well? Take it off!"

"Um?!"

Kiana was shocked, Kiana was confused!

They're really taking their clothes off!

Why are you so serious as soon as Rita arrives? What have you been thinking for the past month?

"Hmm, Captain, are you in such a hurry?"

Rita didn't have any objections, but the captain's haste made it seem a bit ceremonial.

But it's okay, it's much better than I initially expected!

Captain, please give her a good beating.

"No, the captain's smile definitely doesn't mean that!"

Kiana's understanding of the captain allowed her to quickly make the right judgment: Lu Mo's thoughts were definitely not that simple!

Chapter 33 isn't made of wood, but it's even more hateful than wood.

Of course, Rita did take her clothes off, and even folded them neatly on her own initiative.

For a moment, Kiana had a strange feeling that Rita might have trained!

But what Lu Mo had to do was...

He took out a marker.

"Tch~ I thought you were planning to get cupping done, Captain~"

Kiana, seeing how things were actually developing, couldn't hold back any longer.

That's it? That's it? That's it?

There's absolutely nothing to see here!

Turn your back to me.

That's right, all Lu Mo had to do was draw his name on her back.

"Don't move, or I can't guarantee what might happen!"

Lu Mo revealed a "cruel" smile, making Kiana for a moment wonder if he was holding a branding iron instead of a marker, intending to leave his mark on Rita's back.

Of course, if Rita were to actually do something like that, she would probably be very cooperative and even addicted to it, right?

Lu Mo had no doubt about the possibility of such a thing happening.

"Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo"

Soon, Lu Mo's marker began to move across Rita's back.

Rita, who had been looking forward to it for a long time, experienced for the first time the feeling of being severely "insulted" by Lu Mo.

Her body struggled almost instinctively, squeezing and flattening its elastic form as it sank into the soft bed. Her reason reminded her not to forget that she was being punished by Lu Mo and should accept his abuse.

Let alone just having a mark written on her by Lu Mo, even if Lu Mo wanted to completely corrupt and destroy the sanctity of her body, leaving an indelible mark on her body, it would be the same.

Therefore, you absolutely must not resist.

"Okay, that's all done!"

Lu Mo patted Rita's shoulder with enjoyment, feeling the soft, oily touch of his fingers sinking into her skin.

Great, that's it!

His fingers moved down Rita's skin, letting her feel the warmth of his touch and making her back firmly remember his scent.

Having used such a brutal punishment mechanism, doesn't Lu Mo want to get closer to Rita?

Of course not... Just like how he didn't lay a hand on Kiana for a whole month, Lu Mo is the kind of person who likes to prepare ingredients at the most opportune time.

Fruit should be eaten at its sweetest, and dried goods should be soaked until fully rehydrated.