Valkyrie Flavor Tasting Guide

Valkyrie Flavor Tasting Guide Author: Danhua Baoyi

Summary:

This book is also known as "I Do Whatever I Want in the Honkai World" and "The Herrscher of the End Wants Me to Build a Harem".

"Honkai Impact Simulator? I'm Going All Out!" "Challenging Seven Valkyries in One Night"

And Durandal in Training

As a corporate slave, I hadn't shaved, and when I got home from get off work, I found myself with a beautiful girl.

It's Kiana, the wife I watched grow up?

After living with her for a while, I was thus transported to the Honkai world after the main storyline ended.

Surrounded by Herrschers and S-class Valkyries, my work has turned into spending every day with my wife?

What's even more outrageous is that these girls, whom I like so much, actually want to help me grow my harem bigger and bigger.

Every morning when I wake up, I can see Mei on my left, Yuexia on my right, Airi on my left foot, Rita on my right foot, and a big duck in my arms!

Then I tried every possible way to "make a fuss," but they all willingly satisfied my unreasonable demands.

Even if I said Mei was bouncy in front of Kiana, let Bronya answer the phone while I was on a date with Seele, and even made Ellie only watch me and Eden...

Volume One

The scripts that have already been compiled for the upcoming performances...

Having booked a private beach just to satisfy my personal tastes, Fu Hua and Xiao Shi couldn't possibly be tomboys wearing only swim trunks.

Fu Hua, whose figure I personally modified, can no longer be the aloof fairy who squeaks at the slightest touch, untouched by worldly affairs.

Because of Mebius's potion, everyone has been turned into a child, but it's just Children's Day, you little guys don't need to all be chasing after me calling me Dad, do you?

As Valkyries destined to fight the omniscient and omnipotent Honkai Beasts, what's with the secret order that we deliberately lose to him and willingly become his and his children's breeding ground?

My name is Kiana, and my life is a mess: my mom's remarriage is to my scumbag ex-boyfriend, and now it seems he's taken a fancy to my girlfriend Mei. What should I do?

Because of the lack of supplies, Greta couldn't possibly betray herself to her captain brother in the dead of night so that everyone could have something to eat.

As the strongest duelist against entropy, Bronya could not possibly lose in a dark duel to her opponent's deck centered around a bitch, or even become one of her opponent's cards herself.

On a crowded tram during rush hour, why are the Valkyries around me, who are complete strangers to each other, all giving me knowing glances and seemingly harassing me?

The population of Mount Taixu is dwindling. In order to revive the sect, I, as the only disciple, have no choice but to put aside my shame and let my fairy senior sisters and wives become pregnant with my children.

A live stream popularity showdown! In order to surpass each other in data, the two Seeles, one black and one white, actually used me as a prop in front of the camera and performed an "intimate performance" that led to the live stream being banned?

Because the captain was too mischievous and Aponia wasn't good at taking care of children, it seemed that this was the only way to completely quiet him down.

To secure St. Freya's financial allocation, Theresa tearfully transformed Kiana's squad into a dance troupe solely dedicated to serving me, the one from headquarters (Theresa: This script is definitely flawed!).

A Valkyrie who transmigrated to the real world actually sold out her best friend's bed in order to pay my rent for this month.

During the fourteen days that Otto tricked and imprisoned, it's impossible that the captain was drained dry every night under the guise of "comfort" by different Valkyries, and even developed gynophobia in the end, right?

The ladies in the quiet residential area (Mei and others) held a tea party to discuss the strange noises made by their new white-haired neighbors (Kiana's family). When they went to investigate, they were all hypnotized by the man of the house.

I always felt that married life lacked passion. In order to make me, as her husband, feel "fresh again", Alicia couldn't possibly use the excuse of a party to lure all her beautiful female friends to our home, could she?

Having accidentally been stranded in another world and lost all their powers, Seele and the others became slaves up for auction. Not only did I buy them all, but I also completely tamed the female guild leader who auctioned them off. (Played by Quantum Ocean Harem)

After successfully winning over the young painter Gretsch, I couldn't possibly use her abilities to capture the entire world in her paintings and make them my personal collection, could I?

The beautiful girls in this world can actually "yw" (sexual activity)? Those Valkyries who can't satisfy their lovers can only tearfully beg me to "take care" of their wives.

"As long as everyone can be happy, I don't care what happens to me~" — In response to Ellie's expectation, we, as her best friends, decided to put on the best Cowboy/Girl storyline in front of her and her lover.

In her pursuit of pleasure, Alicia posted a photo of her friend Eden on a forum. As an administrator, I not only made a deal with her, but also followed the trail and made Alicia's own post the pinned post on the forum.

The "Big Bad Wolf" captain in the forest couldn't possibly be impersonating Grandma Mebius who was eaten. He first tricked "Little Red Riding Hood" Gretchen, who came to visit, and then even ate "Hunter" Ellie, who rushed over after hearing the news.

I just bought a "life-size Vivi figure" on an online shopping platform, but after opening the box, I found that it was actually a real product that was tightly bound inside? I guess I have to take a good look at all the functions of this "figure".

The secret to the endless stream of customers at the women's gym in Padofilis is that I, the star male trainer, am just too handsome?

(The harem: Shameless!)

I was just flirting with my girlfriend Eden on the tram when Kiana, bursting with a sense of justice, mistook me for a hooligan and sent me to the police station. To get revenge on this white-haired girl, I had no choice but to go after her mother and elders as well.

Because I was cursed and turned into an ugly goblin, I didn't expect Durandal to not recognize me at all?! It seems that the only way is to use the most primitive means to bully her badly and awaken her body memories that are already familiar with me!

To cheer up the sullen young captain, Klein took the initiative to play the "time stop" game with me. But if I did something too much to her while she was "still," could she really endure it without making a sound?

With Dr. Mei's selfless help and perfect planning, "in order to cultivate the strongest new generation of warriors," I finally turned all the women of the Firemoth into my personal property who only obey my orders.

My daughter (Qiya) from the future says she'll help me seduce her mothers who haven't made it to base yet, but her method is... to drug them and then push me into their rooms?

I'm just the owner of an ordinary noodle shop. Why is the blue-purple-haired female PhD who comes to my shop to eat noodles every night looking at me more and more strangely lately?

Miss Eden, you wouldn't want us to be photographed by paparazzi, would you?

Kiana: I've been reborn! In this life, I'm determined to achieve my dream of becoming the Wild King before him! Wait... why did the captain of this world already conquer all my target harem members before I was reborn?! How am I supposed to marry him with my harem?!

As a reward for helping Empress Theresa of the Huang Empire pacify the world, Theresa actually plans to give me the "Empress Dowager" (?) Guan Xing, who has been ruling from behind the curtain and is of unparalleled beauty.

The hero Kiana is finally ready to defeat the Great Demon King, but she discovers to her despair that her most trusted members—the priest Kallen, the assassin Seele, and the warrior Fu Hua—have all been brainwashed and controlled by the Great Demon King.

I adopted all the girls from the orphanage out of kindness. How could I possibly be taken down by these ravenous sisters in the name of "repaying my debt" one day after they grow up?

I heard that a host club opened in Destiny, and the Valkyries came to visit, only to find that the only man on the menu was Lu Mo. They were initially dismissive, but in the end, they all specifically requested me to be their exclusive host.

In the "Pre-Wedding Training Class for Brides," those Valkyries who were supposed to learn how to be good wives actually eloped with me, their instructor, on the day of graduation, all wearing wedding dresses.

I accidentally stumbled into a secluded mountain village inhabited entirely by Valkyries. As a result, they captured me, mistaking me for the only man, and imprisoned me in the village to be their descendant for eternity...

Because she was pregnant with my child, Alicia was worried that I would be "lonely" during my pregnancy, so she actually tricked her good friends Eden, Aponia, and others into my bed one by one. (The two parts are still connected.)

Have the Undying Blade squad all "gained weight" lately? When questioned, Durandal blushed and replied, "Report, it's not fat, it's... it's huge stomachs!"

Fu Hua, who is participating in an underground boxing match to carry out a mission, would never allow herself to be humiliated and defeated by her opponent Lu Mo in a shameful manner on the highly anticipated stage.

"Alicia will respond to everyone's expectations"—no matter what kind of expectations they are.

Because Kiana was sealed on the moon, the lonely Mei adopted the young captain to relieve her loneliness. However, on the eve of Kiana's return, she was married by the grown-up captain and became someone else's wife.

Seele, who desperately wanted a child, came up with a "perfect" plan after much deliberation: to get her beloved Bronya drunk and then personally deliver her to the captain's bed.

Why is it that when I work at a clothing store, I always end up being "packed up" along with my clothes by the Valkyrie customers who come to patronize the store and take them home to "enjoy" them to their heart's content?

I found an app where I can order "Valkyrie Delivery"? No need to hesitate, I placed an order for the most expensive one, which is also the one I want the most, the "Seele Black Forest Cake".

As the villain of this world, the magical girl I've been fighting is actually my clumsy girlfriend in disguise? I'll have to tear off her mask and get my revenge after she's defeated next time.

My magical girl girlfriend, who had been completely "degraded" and brainwashed by me, actually became a traitor in the magical girl team, betraying all her teammates and dragging them all into my trap.

I, who was killed by the Valkyries as a suicide soldier, have been resurrected! On this peaceful Earth where Honkai energy is dwindling, I will unleash the sweetest and most terrifying revenge on those who have lost their power!

As Fu Hua's only disciple, the purpose of my master sending me down the mountain for training was not to slay demons and monsters, but to "harm" her best friends whom she hadn't seen for many years.

The famous designer Eden invited me to critique her new clothes, but the reward she offered was that I could have all the models present (Ellie, Velvet, etc.) to do with as I pleased?

To solve the funding crisis of Moth Chaser, the superstar Eden took the initiative to approach me and said that she was "willing to do anything" as long as I was willing to invest.

Seele, who had a fever, refused to use a thermometer and instead tried to sweat it out to solve the problem. I had no choice but to agree.

On this rare vacation, as we slowly ascended to the top of the Ferris wheel, Alicia straddled me and said, "Darling, let's turn this place into our own little cream puff making workshop, just for the two of us!"

After my wife Hei Xi died, my sister-in-law Xi Er wore my sister's clothes to comfort me. As a result, on the very night of our wedding, my deceased wife suddenly possessed my sister-in-law's body.

Having lost everything due to the Second Honkai Impact, it's only natural that I would take the most thorough revenge on Sirin, the culprit who had lost all her power and was extremely weak, if I found her on the roadside.

What should you do if you encounter a shrine maiden named Yae Sakura who wants to commit suicide under a cherry blossom tree? Of course, you should save her, and after performing CPR on her, use your body to make her understand how "motivating" it is to live.

Aponia, who is extremely controlling of me, forbids me from going to see Alicia. I can only try to knock her unconscious and then drag Alicia next to her while she is unconscious to play a heart-pounding game.

I accidentally woke up Alexandra, who had been in a vegetative state for ten years, but she already had my child before that. Now Bronya is coming to see me. How should I explain this to her?

My wife, Himeko, who was paralyzed from the waist down due to the battle, could only lie helplessly in her hospital bed, watching as I, her husband, was "forced" to have an affair by her students in turn in front of her bedside.

My girlfriend Mei, who's considered a "loser," is still waiting for me on the back hill for our date, while I'm stuck in an empty classroom, completely entangled with her seemingly aloof friend Raven.

You mean Bronya, the married woman who just moved in next door, was kicked out of the house by her possessive "husband" Seele just because she glanced at me on the balcony? Then I can just trick her into coming home and give that neighbor a good cuckolding.

Fans urging her to submit her work actually came to her home? Unable to deliver her work, the renowned painter Gretchen could only blush and tell her fervent fan (me) that this time, she could pay for the "work" with her body.

Xiao Shi, the disciplinary committee member at school who nitpicks at me every day, is actually an extremely subservient girl who hugs my photo every night, calling my name and asking for my hug.

I was hospitalized after breaking my pelvis from a "deep conversation" with Mebius. The nurse in charge of taking care of me, Yae Sakura, seemed very interested in the cause of my fracture and wanted to "experience" it for herself.

I awoke from my hibernation pod to find that humanity had been extinct for thousands of years, and the android girls before me, who call themselves "Valkyries," had been implanted with a core command that ordered them to unconditionally obey me, the "last human"? (A reference to NieR)

A group of married women came to my door, crying and begging me to return their husbands to them, because their "husbands" were actually the lovers my wife had when she was young and naive.

Kiana, the hero, could never have imagined that I, the great demon king, wasn't waiting for her in the castle at all, but instead appeared in her "hero village," starting with her mother, and conquering all the "birth points" of her party.

My ex-girlfriend (in a minor role) ruthlessly dumped me, and suddenly I'm surrounded by a group of beautiful girls who seem to have fallen from the sky and shower me with affection? This is just too outrageous.

As a tomb raider, I accidentally awakened the mummy snake (Mébius) who had been sleeping for thousands of years inside the pyramid. As a result, as the price for awakening her, I could only be left inside the pyramid by her forever.

Durandal, whom I've neglected, wouldn't possibly dye her blonde hair white or even wear Kiana's clothes to seduce me using Kiana's identity just to get my attention again, would she?

In my newly moved-in apartment, there's a beautiful pink-haired ghost girl (Alice), and she seems to take it for granted that she crawls into my bed and sleeps with me every night.

Aponia, who deeply loves Alicia, actually asked me to help her "get rid of" Alicia's love rival? As a result, not only the love rival, but also Alicia herself was taken away by me. She could only cry and beg me to take action against her as well.

On Singles' Day, I accompanied my wife, who was feeling lonely after marriage, out shopping. While answering calls from her family checking up on me, we were having a tacit "date" under the table.

You mean, in order to seduce me legitimately, Fu Hua actually used her power to create a child named Xiao Shi to be my girlfriend, and then, just as my "daughter" was confessed to, she, as the "mother," put on a wedding dress first?

After being adopted by the Kaslana family, my maid Rita, who was in charge of taking care of me, always intentionally or unintentionally twisted my interests and hobbies, causing my gaze to gradually become fixed only on her.

As Kiana's (True Kiana) childhood friend, I met her again after many years of being out of touch, only to find that I had become "Chongchong" (K423)'s boyfriend. At this moment, Durandal was filled with regret.

In order for their underground band to continue to exist, lead singer Kiana, bassist Mei, and guitarist Bronya secretly made "deals" with me to obtain funding, behind the backs of their bandmates.

In a peaceful world without Valkyries, the Honkai has descended without warning, and my lovely girlfriends have all turned into Herrschers who are about to wipe out humanity. What should I do?

According to unofficial historical records, it's unlikely that the great detective Sherlock Holmes would set a trap in his bedroom and spend an entire night "capturing" the phantom thief Irene (Lost Rosemary) in order to make her retire from crime.

Seele, who came to the hot spring inn with her sister Bronya, secretly slipped into my hot spring pool while her sister was taking a bath next door, and had an affair with me.

(Extremely OOC) Fu Hua, a country girl who was disliked by the whole class because of her unfashionable appearance, after obtaining an app that can hypnotize anyone, turned all the classmates who had bullied her into my personal playthings, the only ones in the class who did not hate her.

After the final battle against the Honkai, I lost all my memories in order to save the world. When I woke up, every member of my harem was fabricating a false relationship with me, claiming that they were the "official" one.

I found myself in a world where lying is forbidden. So, after the phrase "Kiana is my wife" became a reality, I ended up with dozens of beautiful young wives.

To "punish" my infidelity, my wife Alicia demanded that I date ten beautiful girls she personally selected every day for a month and report the "details" to her.

Free Bonus Chapter 1: Kiana's Wedding and My Wedding Night (Part 1)

Because the early stages are slow-paced, the later side stories have been moved to the earlier ones. For harem gameplay tips, please refer to this chapter.

"Get up, darling..."

A soft, velvety female voice, filled with languid indulgence and tenderness, gently rang in Lu Mo's ear.

Immediately afterwards, a warm, moist sensation with a slight itch came from his warm earlobe.

He opened his eyes, and what came into view was Beatrice's breathtakingly beautiful sleeping face, right in front of him.

Beatrice, the counterpart of the strongest S-class Valkyrie from another parallel universe, was gently biting his ear with the lightest force.

"As the protagonist of today's wedding..." Her voice carried a faint huskiness, and... a hint of anticipation that only he could understand, "Everyone... is waiting for you."

Although he was the main character of the wedding, he was neither the groom nor the bride... and besides, he couldn't be the bride.

Today is the wedding day of his two beloved wives—Kiana and Mei.

Of course, this is not because they want to disrupt the harmony of the harem, so their wings are knotted.

Today's wedding was merely a special entertainment show staged by his two beloved wives to please him.

There is only one central idea: Lu Mo is the sole and supreme "protagonist" in this wedding.

The role he's going to play today is... the most evil, and most anticipated, "third party" who is about to personally "destroy" this perfect wedding.

The bride and groom's secret affair.