The Great Voyage: The Props Master on the Straw Hat Ship

Link's tone remained calm.

Luffy: "...Ugh~~~"

"Cough cough~"

Chopper and Usopp on the other side also coughed lightly twice and then chuckled.

The two of them were previously associated with Luffy, so they can't escape being linked to him either.

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743 Boring and useless props? There are only useless people who don't know how to use them, not useless props.

Well, ever since they defeated Kaido and Charlotte Linlin, the Straw Hat Pirates, the newly formed Yonko group and known as the "strongest," have started to get cocky.

During his time in Wano Country, he often went out to cause trouble for others, and under the guise of exploring places he had never been before.

After that, Luffy, Usopp, and the others asked Link for various strange and unusual items, such as "to protect their lives" and "to find their way home."

Yes, it's like a child asking their parents for pocket money when they go out.

They finally realized that they should team up and work together to harass Link.

Afterwards, Link patiently gave these guys some items, including the "727" search stick, which they knew and needed.

Recently, some very useless items that have been newly released have also been given to them.

For example~~~

[Nose-picking machine], [Hiccup-stopping box], [Nighttime bed urination device], etc.

The former, the "nose-picking machine," is a robotic arm that helps you pick your own nose.

After Luffy got his hands on it, he almost tore his own nostrils apart, but thankfully he was made of rubber.

[Hiccup-stopping box], to stop hiccups; [Nighttime bed urination device], which is actually a urinal, those who know, know.

In addition, there are some even more boring props.

Props: [A complete begging set].

Description: An automated begging device with a speaker. Simply press a button, and a broken bowl will appear, accompanied by a small figure saying, "Please give me something!" Earn over 10,000 yuan a month effortlessly without working!

Prop: [Dream Confirmation Machine].

Introduction: A "dream-awakening machine" that wakes people up by pinching their faces! What if someone wants to pinch themselves to determine if they are dreaming or in reality, but can't bring themselves to do it? At this point, the clever people of the future start to rack their brains again.

Prop: [An umbrella that makes it rain when opened].

Description: As its name suggests, this is a truly effective "rain" umbrella.

Item: [Magic Hat].

Description: Although it's called a magic hat, it's actually just an accessory and has no function whatsoever.

Prop: [A chicken that can turn anything into an egg].

Description: It's just putting the swallowed stuff back into an eggshell and then expelling it; it's like taking off your pants to fart—completely unnecessary.

Props: [Star Lamp].

Description: The light-emitting part is star-shaped. So the only unique feature of this lamp is that the shape of the light it emits is different from ordinary lamps; otherwise, it's really not special. However, the only use for such a lamp is probably to amuse children.

Props: [Fighting Boxing Gloves].

Introduction: Fighting usually involves fighting against others, but with fighting gloves, you can fight even if you're alone. Of course, if you ask who you're fighting when you're alone, the answer is definitely yourself.

…………

Link dumped all sorts of useless and incredibly boring props, some of which were only good for kids, onto these guys.

Consider it a way to clear out trash and inventory.

Luffy and his crew accepted everything with smiles, especially this idiot.

据徒弟阿牛私下里汇报道，路飞他戴上了【打架拳击手套】，结果双手自己给自己打架，连他本人的脸上都挨了不少的揍。

This ignited Luffy's anger, causing him to curse at himself and his hands, and then they remained locked in a stalemate for an entire day.

He beat himself up until his face was bruised and swollen, and in the end, he even tried to bite his hands, which resulted in him injuring them in the process.

Well, Link can only say that this kind of behavior is very Luffy-like.

Usopp, on the other hand, was quite clever.

He enthusiastically studied some boring props and turned them into many useful ones.

For example, he turned that umbrella that "rains when opened" into an important tool specifically for obtaining freshwater resources.

We used a small pool specifically for this purpose, so we won't have to worry about fresh water anymore.

Well, given the existence of the "all-purpose faucet," it seems a bit unnecessary and redundant...

He used the Star Lantern as decoration, and turned the Chicken That Can Turn Anything into an Egg into a garbage-cleaning robot on the Straw Hat Ship.

It can eat any kind of garbage, then turn it into eggs and casually throw them into the ocean.

Well, that way they won't be littering, they'll be littering eggs!

It can be said that there are only useless people who don't know how to use things, not useless tools.

This statement is perfectly embodied in Usopp.

Of course, when it comes to the methods of damaging props while playing around, this guy is also unparalleled.

At least the damage to Link's many tools for finding people is inextricably linked to him.

"Alright, although I don't have the tools to find humans right now, I'll keep an eye on Momonosuke's movements."

Many thoughts flashed through Link's mind, and he casually uttered them.

"Is that so? Then I'll leave it to you, Link~"

pat.

As if afraid that Link would pursue the matter of them damaging the props, Luffy quickly and somewhat guiltily hung up the phone.

Then, with a serious expression, he looked at Kin'emon:

"Did you hear that? Link said he'd figure something out!!"

He seemed very reliable as he said, "Link is the most dependable person on our ship!!"

"If he takes charge, there will definitely be no problem with 3 or 4..."

Luffy's voice trailed off as he spoke.

Kin'emon and Shinobu were both staring intently at him.

He and Lord Link had both overheard the phone call he just had.

They were all naturally aware of the current situation regarding the crucial tool for finding humans.

It got broken by Lord Luffy...

"Don't look at me like that!!"

Kin'emon and Shinobu's extremely resentful and mournful eyes made Luffy feel very uncomfortable.

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744. Conspiracy Theorists' Momonosuke!! He's only eight years old? He can't possibly be that useless, right?!

"I didn't do it on purpose!!"

He pretended to be calm as he picked at his nostrils, which looked even emptier after being dug out by the automatic booger pick.

"Besides, who could have imagined that things would turn out like this?"

"Mmmmm~"

Usopp and Chopper, his accomplices, nodded repeatedly in agreement.

"The main problem is that you didn't take good care of your prince; it's your responsibility!!"

"I understand..."

Kin'emon's eyes immediately dimmed.

"It's just that I have a sliver of hope that I can find Prince Momonosuke in a better way."

Since he no longer had the useful tools he had imagined, he decided not to delay any longer.

"Then I will trouble you."

He quickly stood up. "If Lord Link makes any discoveries, please be sure to inform me by phone."

"You all know my number!!"

After saying this and bowing in thanks once more, he hurriedly led Xiao Ren and the other person out of the mansion.

He also needs to search carefully for Momonosuke's whereabouts!

"Honestly, he's still so clumsy and messy!"

Luffy shamelessly accused Kin'emon: "It's truly pathetic to have such a minister as our leader."

"Aren't you the same way as a captain?!"

A group of people were there, speechless with frustration.

"Speaking of which, even we've almost forgotten about that guy named Momonosuke, yohohoho."

Brooke started playing the violin beside him, "He doesn't seem to have much of a presence."

"While we were fighting Kaido and his crew, this guy was fast asleep; while Kin'emon and Denjiro were fighting bloody battles for Wano Country, he was still fast asleep..."

Franky, however, had some reservations about this, saying, "Now that Wano Country has been liberated and the people are living happy and peaceful lives, this guy wakes up at this crucial moment."

He chug down a bottle of cola quickly.

"Even from a darker perspective, I think this guy might be doing this on purpose!!"

Approaching forty years old has given Frankie a more mature and sociable way of thinking, leading him to consider the essence of problems in a more realistic direction.

But reality often means cruelty.

"Intentional? Why?"

Little Chopper blinked his big eyes, not really understanding.

"Simply put, it means not going into battle when everyone is fighting tooth and nail, and then reaping the rewards after they wake up, right?"

Nami, the little thief who grew up on the high seas stealing other people's belongings, understood Franky's meaning.

However, she immediately shook her head:

"That's just an eight-year-old child, is it really necessary for him to have such dark thoughts?"

"So what if he's eight years old?!"

Usopp, that cheeky guy, blurted out an extra sentence:

"When Robin was eight years old, she already had a bounty of 79 million Berries on her head."

"And didn't she also experience betrayal and being betrayed, and a whole series of dark events... Ah, I'm sorry, Robin, I didn't mean to make fun of you, please forgive me... Waaaaah!!"

No one could hear Usopp's voice anymore, which was now hidden by the falling petals.

“If someone is eight years old and has experienced a lot and witnessed the cruelty of the sea, then a huge change could indeed occur.”

Robin smoothed his hair slightly. "Even the most innocent child can fall into darkness."

As she said this, a warm smile flickered in her eyes.

Compared to others, she was incredibly lucky.

At least, she still has a group of friends who can keep her company!

"I experienced the destruction of my home and the murder of my mother and clan at that time, and Momonosuke had a similar experience when he first escaped from Wano Country."

"Their own country was occupied by enemies and invaded by pirates, and their father and mother both lost their lives and loved ones because of it."

"You could say his blow was about the same as mine."