Star Railway, starting as Kiana

But Uncle Yang, Danheng, haven't your images been ruined?

Danheng: What is this +1? Click it, oh, so that's what it's for.

Chizha Yuehaiyuyu Cat: Nobody believes me, boohoo, I'm so sad.

Himeko: Could it be that Kiana, you really made this yourself? Is today not April Fool's Day?

Chizha Yuehaiyuyu Mao: Today is not April Fool's Day, and I was not joking, so why don't you all believe me?

The three people sitting in the observation car and Pam exchanged glances, all thinking to themselves: Why don't you believe me? Don't you have any idea?

It wasn't until Kiana started a group live stream to prove her innocence that Himeko pinched her arm hard.

"hiss!"

"So, I wasn't dreaming after all? Kiana wasn't joking after all?"

Not to mention Himeko, even Pam began to wonder if there was something wrong with her, otherwise how could she have seen Kiana cooking?

Just as Kiana was proving herself, Fu Xuan and March 7th also smelled the aroma coming from the kitchen, got up, changed their clothes, and March 7th even went to the kitchen door before washing up.

"It smells so good."

Fu Xuan finished washing up before coming to the kitchen, where he saw the three breakfasts in the room.

"Morning."

"It's getting late, it's noon!"

Chapter 534 Fu Xuan: How about I dye my hair white?

"Hmm? Where did you buy this breakfast? It tastes pretty good."

On March 7th, after glancing at her phone and seeing Kiana's message from the Star Train family, she quietly put down her utensils, having been enjoying her meal.

"Hello, is this the Dan Ding Si? We need rescue here! What's wrong? It seems to be food poisoning."

Kiana, who had been wearing a proud expression, immediately felt that this little March seemed to look down on her after seeing March 7's actions.

"Eat it!"

Kiana immediately picked up the remaining breakfast in front of March 7 with her right hand, grabbed March 7's chin with her left hand, and forcibly fed her.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

March 7th tried to struggle, but to no avail. She could only look on with tears in her eyes, as if she had been violated by Kiana, and let Kiana do as she pleased.

Seeing Kiana's seemingly inappropriate behavior towards March 7, Fu Xuan rolled his eyes at the two of them and continued to enjoy the breakfast Kiana had made.

In Fu Xuan's view, March 7's actions were making a mountain out of a molehill.

After breakfast ended at noon, Fu Xuan did not go to the Taibu Si or Shence Mansion, but instead glanced at the sword that March 7 had placed next to the gate.

"March, now that you've started learning swordsmanship, why don't you spar with me? On the one hand, I'll see your current strength, and on the other hand, it'll be a good warm-up after dinner."

Having just finished playfully fighting with Kiana, March 7 looked at Fu Xuan with surprise after hearing his words.

"Hey, this isn't a good idea, what if you get hurt..."

Fu Xuan didn't know if March 7th was too arrogant or if he was really not very bright, but he actually said such a thing.

When I was acting general, even Yanqing could give me some pointers. You, a mere three-month-old who has only been learning swordsmanship for a few days, are you worried about hurting me?

"It's alright. Although I am a diviner, I also know a little about swordsmanship."

Kiana then joined in the commotion, shouting, "Let's fight! Let's fight!"

Fu Xuan: ...

March 7th: ...

Indeed, people shouldn't be too idle, otherwise they'll inevitably start doing things that could lead to disaster.

Unfortunately, neither of them had Kiana's incredible stamina. Otherwise, they could have easily pulled Kiana into the room and started juicing.

This is how you should deal with someone who has a sharp tongue.

Unfortunately, there are no "what ifs." Even with their combined strength, they couldn't withstand Kiana's attacks alone. If the Battle of Red Cliffs were to break out again, the two of them might not be able to get out of bed tomorrow.

With this in mind, the two had no choice but to ignore Kiana.

But in his heart, he had already made up his mind that he would find a way to squeeze Kiana dry in the future, and dare not make any more casual remarks or go looking for fun.

Fu Xuan and San Yueqi arrived at an open space, their minds filled with a myriad of thoughts, and strange ideas began to arise.

Recently, March 7th has been obsessed with all sorts of weird and silly tweets and strange videos. The more I look at the current situation, the more intensely I feel the urge to stare at it.

With an intelligence comparable to that of "Sleeping Dragon," March 7th instantly realized where he had seen this scene before.

It is precisely in those harem works that which lean towards a silly and absurd style that the protagonist wavers in his relationships with his lovers, and in order to determine who is the most powerful, the harem beauties directly choose to use their strength to decide the final winner.

Although Kiana doesn't actually have a harem of three thousand beauties, and Fu Xuan's proposal for the competition wasn't intended to determine who was the most important, in March 7's view, this was a battle for future status.

Fu Xuan was somewhat puzzled as he watched the March 7th suddenly ignite.

But when she looked at the white-fuzzy ball of fluff watching the show from the sidelines, and then at the longsword in her hand, she for some reason recalled Kiana's joking remark.

That is, practicing martial arts can increase breast size.

Of course, that's not the original quote. It was Luo Fu's clerk who thought about himself, Qing Que, and others. They all seemed unremarkable. On the other hand, the military officers, whether it was General Jing Yuanyuan, or Jing Liu and Bai Heng from the previous generation of the Five Valiant Warriors of Yunshang, were all developing exceptionally well. Even the younger generation, Su Chang, had a promising future.

Although Fu Xuan later discovered that Kiana had been deceiving him, he put the sword he had taken out back in its original place after returning from his position as acting general.

However, recently, Fu Xuan has heard a lot of messages.

One of them is said to have come from the mouth of the general who won the great victory.

That is because the Emperor's love for white hair is extremely deep. Therefore, in addition to having extremely high talent, a necessary condition for becoming a general is to have white hair.

Therefore, when Fu Xuan saw Kiana watching the show from the sidelines, and March 7th, whose hair color was somewhat similar to his own, he seemed to understand why he hadn't been able to become a general for so long.

It turns out that besides Jing Yuan being a big liar, there was this most crucial point.

"How about I dye my hair white?"

Fu Xuan thought this to himself, but his hands moved without the slightest hesitation.

Faced with the sudden and fierce attack after March 7th was ignited, Fu Xuan was able to easily resolve each attack, even if he was distracted.

Seeing that he was at a disadvantage, March 7 immediately used his newly learned special skill, which was his trump card. He didn't expect to have to use it now.

"Left Green Dragon, Right White Tiger! Eat less carbohydrates! Take this!"

This sword technique was prepared by San Yueqi when she was training with Yun Li. However, after Yun Li complained, "What are you muttering?", San Yueqi never recited it during battle. It was a sword technique she had prepared for her sword skills.

Now, as March 7th crossed his twin swords and stood before Fu Xuan, the crimson swords formed a cross of sword beams and unleashed a sword aura of extreme sharpness, which was actually struck out from March 7th's swords.

Fu Xuan was also taken aback.

Of course, it wasn't that people were shocked that March 7th could comprehend sword energy. After all, in Luofu, or rather, on the Immortal Ship, sword energy had almost become a basic skill for cultivating swordsmanship. Apart from Su Chang, who fought as a certain Summoning Ancestor, almost everyone's battles were accompanied by various special effects.

What shocked Fu Xuan was the sword technique used on March 7th.

What the hell is this?!

Fu Xuan had never been so speechless.

However, it must be said that the sword technique of March 7th does have some effect.

Her words, though only momentarily stunned her father, Fu Xuanlin, were enough to change the course of the battle.

However, this is only true when the strength is equal.

"Ugh, how did I lose again?"

"No, I didn't expect your strength to improve so quickly. If you were born in Luofu and had started learning swordsmanship from the beginning, you would probably have already overshadowed your master."

Chapter 535 As expected of you, Su Chang

"Miss March 7th, Miss Su Chang, why do we see lightning before we hear thunder when it thunders?"

Ling Sha looked at the two girls in front of her. Although she felt a strong urge to complain, she still had to ask questions according to the rules.

Go back to two days ago.

The annual physical examination for civil servants of the Six Divisions of Xianzhou has begun again.

This time of year is usually the busiest time for the Pill Refining Division. Today, due to the Jianmu Rebellion and the internal purge of the Pill Refining Division, the shortage of personnel is even greater. As a result, when Ling Sha heard that the physical examination day for the Luofu Immortal Ship was in two days, she almost rushed to the Shence Mansion to announce her resignation.

In order to appease Ling Sha and to ensure the smooth running of this annual but meaningless inspection activity, Jing Yuan arranged for some people to assist Ling Sha with the preparations.

Kiana was one of the members providing support this time.

"Miss Kiana, what brings you here again?"

"What, Ling Sha, you don't welcome me? Waaah, I never thought you were this kind of woman. Have you forgotten our little darling? Have you forgotten our life together in the Pill Refining Division?"

Seeing the people around her start whispering and gossiping, Ling Sha felt her blood pressure, which had finally come down recently, suddenly spike.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Losing your temper over trivial matters is pointless when you think about it. Being upset and irritable is harmful to your health. Who would be happy if I died of anger?"

Reassuring herself in this way, Ling Sha then looked at Kiana and began to explain the unclear words Kiana was speaking.

"First of all, the little cutie you mentioned is the Dream Eater I brought from Zhu Ming. Secondly, living together? What do you mean? Do you mean that you destroyed the alchemy cauldron, or that you harmed everyone in the alchemy cauldron department?"

Kiana shifted her gaze to the side.

But he remained stubborn.

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."

Despite saying that, Ling Sha was still very confident in Kiana. After all, Kiana had served as acting general for a period of time, and with Kiana's abilities, if she joined the Dan Ding Division, she might be able to reach a height that even Ling Sha herself could not achieve. After learning of Kiana's arrival, Ling Sha directly chose to delegate authority.

All arrangements regarding personnel, equipment, processes, and plans were left to Kiana to handle independently.

Thus, a special medical examination process was submitted to the Shence Palace.

Jing Yuan trusted Ling Sha completely. Although Ling Sha had only recently returned to Luofu, Jing Yuan believed that Ling Sha could arrange this routine physical examination, which had been going on for countless epochs, perfectly.

Therefore, Jing Yuan didn't even look at it before writing "agree" on the application and signing his name.

Therefore, without Ling Sha and Jing Yuan's knowledge, the physical examination took some changes.

For example, the fasting blood test that was originally scheduled for the first round was changed into an intelligence test.

Ling Sha, the person in charge of the physical examination at the Dan Ding Division, only learned on the day of the examination that a dramatic change had occurred.

But since things had come to this, she had no choice but to grit her teeth and keep going.

Now, back to the present, Ling Sha looks at the two people in front of her, hoping that they will answer honestly so that this nonsensical segment can end.

As for why March 7th also participated in the physical examination?

Because family members of the Six Divisions can also participate in the physical examination activities initiated by the Dan Ding Division free of charge.

As a "retired" acting general, Kiana naturally has the right to invite everyone on the train to participate in the experience.

Aside from March 7th, everyone had their own things to do and didn't participate in the experiential activities.

"Because light travels faster than sound!"

March 7th spoke first, and Ling Sha nodded in agreement with March 7th's answer.

In this era, even the most naive and ignorant child would understand that, even if their dreams seem silly, they wouldn't answer incorrectly.

Ling Sha looked at Su Chang, who had come from the Great Victory Immortal Ship Yao Qing. Although she had heard rumors about this Li Da Zhentou before, now that March 7th had given the correct answer and she had nodded in agreement, there shouldn't be any unexpected events at this final moment.

But accidents always happen.

"I disagree!"

Ling Sha suddenly felt a sense of unease arise within her.

Could it be that Kiana had foreseen this all along? Is there really anyone who wouldn't know the answer to this kind of question?

"Then why do you think we saw lightning before we heard thunder?"

"Because the eyes are located in front of the ears!"

Spiritual sand:?

Ling Sha thought this was the limit, but to her surprise, San Yueqi, who had answered correctly, seemed to be awakened by Su Chang's answer, as if the thick fog had been cleared and the blue sky had been seen, and her eyes widened.

"I see!"

Ling Sha: How about... we keep this check-up going? Physical health is important, but mental and cognitive health is also extremely important. It's a good thing these two don't hold any official positions, otherwise they might lead their subordinates astray.

"Don't get angry, don't get angry, anger will only lead to internal strife and make things difficult. Happiness brings good fortune. Keep one eye open and one eye closed, and live like heaven and earth."