Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

"Dangdang!"

A muffled thud, like a coconut hitting the ground.

Chu Hua landed headfirst on the stage floor in a classic headfirst position and immediately lost consciousness.

"not good!"

"An ambulance! Call an ambulance right now!!!"

"Beep---Beep---Beep---"

After seeing off the "acrobatic master" who had suffered a severe head injury, Xingge looked at Lin Yuanshan with a resentful gaze.

Is this guy really not here to stage an accident for someone else?

But the scream that Fake Chu Hua made when his head hit the ground at the end sounded so real.

Lin Yuanshan, on the other hand, was consumed by self-blame.

Hatsune Miku must have been unwilling to pretend to be her older sister, so she deliberately made a mistake and knocked herself unconscious!

She didn't refuse outright before because of her kindness, which is just like Aine's!

Damn me!

Even Lin Yuanshan in his Dark Emperor form was moved by Hatsune's kindness.

He decided to go to Miyamizu Shrine again today to accumulate some merit.

I gave away a Kobe Bryant trading card last time, and I've already used up all the merit points I gained from it.

What should we stuff in this time?

"Hello? Hello!"

Xingge's voice interrupted his thoughts.

She handed me a thick envelope.

Lin Yuanshan took it and saw that it was stuffed with a thick stack of banknotes.

"What? Manager, did you just rob a bank?"

"This is 60% of the increase in income this month. You've done most of the work, so this is a bonus for you."

"If you keep doing this, I'm afraid Fanxing will never be able to grow big and strong! Capitalists must learn to be ruthless!"

Lin Yuanshan said with deep sorrow and indignation, "This is how I educate people."

"Mind your own business,"

Xingge turned to set up the signboard in the performance hall, leaving him with only her back to him.

"When did I ever say that I wanted to make Starry Sky bigger and stronger?"

Family restaurant.

The four members of the band had now assembled.

Bassist: Ryo Yamada, Blue-haired Grass-Eating Monster.

Lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Yuyo Kita, a popular red-haired man.

"Everyone, our sister wants to assess our band's performance quality. If we don't pass, next month's live show might be..."

When drummer Ichiki Nijika said this, the ahoge (cowlick) on her head drooped listlessly, as if it could also sense its owner's sorrow.

Kita Ikuyo exclaimed in surprise:

"Huh? Senior Hongxia, didn't you say that my sister has been bothered by a very suspicious man lately, so she doesn't have time to take care of us?"

"Did I say that?"

Lin Yuanshan's face flashed through Hongxia's mind, and then she forcefully threw it away.

I was just joking with my friends before. That man was just there to work, nothing special.

Chapter 59 Life Consultation

Tokyo, Ginza

"Thank you for your expense, manager. You brought me to such a high-end restaurant where the average cost per person is 50,000 yen."

Lin Yuanshan put down the gold-embossed menu.

"Do you two have any wine stored here?"

The waitress asked with a smile.

Xingge shook her head.

She had never been to a place like this before.

If she hadn't needed Lin Yuanshan's help, she would never have come to a place like this to spend money.

In the end, the two of them shrugged off and ordered just enough dishes to meet the minimum spending requirement, then picked up their wine glasses and elegantly drank the free iced water.

Lin Yuanshan: Could this guy like me?

Xingge: Could this guy misunderstand and think I like him?

"Cough cough,"

After staring at each other awkwardly for a while, Xingge finally cleared her throat, preparing to speak.

"Hello, here's your steak~"

The waiter started his attack at zero frames, then suddenly appeared and interrupted her.

"Okay, I'll put it here."

Xingge's singing was interrupted, so she had to regroup and gather her emotions.

"Cough cough,"

She unleashed her skill again during its pre-cast animation.

"Would you like me to cut the steak for you?"

"No, I like to eat it whole."

Xingge refused outright.

The two found themselves in an awkward situation again.

"that"

"Hello, what's the air conditioning temperature you'd like?"

"We can handle this ourselves. Could you please move a little further away?"

Xingge finally couldn't hold back any longer and, after dismissing the waiter, spoke directly:

"Actually, Lin Yuanshan, I..."

"Snapped!"

A salvo cannon fired with a crisp sound.

"Congratulations! You've won our store's free meal..."

Shila-

The inconvenient waitress was electrocuted and shoved under the table next to her.

"Alright, store manager, you can speak now."

Lin Yuanshan retrieved the stun gun.

"However, let me state first that in real life, I am a complete flat-chested person."

There must be some misunderstanding!

This guy!

Ijichi Hoshika covered her face and said:

"Actually, I came to you to ask you about some things."

"Manager, you've finally seen the light! You want to learn some truly useful business skills! Like, how to dispose of your competitors' corpses without leaving a trace!"

"It's not that kind of weird stuff!"

Xingge finally couldn't help but complain.

How did this guy develop his values?

Was your brain kissed by Satan at birth?

"Tch, so that's not true."

Lin Yuanshan looked disappointed.

The purity is really low, shop manager. Compared to the evil spirits at Mujica next door...

Your persona is way too normal.

"Actually, it's a friend of mine who's been having some troubles lately."

Xingge gave up on trying to understand the values ​​of this mentally unstable guy.

Getting straight to the point, they used the classic "I have a friend" opening.

Lin Yuanshan finally listened attentively.

Xingge continued:

"My friend has an incredibly cute and sensible younger sister. She's obedient and lovable, but her overly sweet personality sometimes makes you feel sorry for her. Hey, don't take notes!"

Lin Yuanshan had just written "Shop manager, a serious sister complex, can be used as a weakness" in his notebook when he heard this and looked up.

"It's a professional habit, you can continue."

"Anyway, my friend's sister recently formed a band, but when it came time for the actual performance, the guitarist backed out at the last minute."

"Got it, that guitarist who stood us up deserves to be killed!!!"

Xingge remained silent.

"It's not that bad yet! Actually, that child felt he wasn't playing well, so..."

Now I understand!

Isn't that Chihaya Aine?

Is Nijika Ijichi also forming MyGO?

Or is it that all the female guitarists in girl bands around the world share the same brain?

"After that guitarist ran away, Hong... oh no, my friend's sister, in a moment of panic, picked up someone in the park who could play the guitar."

"That guy's skill level... how should I put it, is very high, but it seems like he can't fully utilize it."

At this point, Hoshika recalled Goto Ichiri's performance at the live show.

Continued:

"Plus their bassist, who's always so unenthusiastic, that's the band my friend's sister formed."

"That's very unreliable."

Lin Yuanshan commented sharply.

Xingge nodded as well.

"So, in order to get them to take it seriously, my friend proposed the requirement of assessment."

"After all, her younger sister has had a dream of music since she was a child, and I hope she can have a good start. You also understand music, so you should know that forming a band requires team spirit."

"But recently my friend has been wondering if he's been too harsh on them."

"After all, her sister may just simply enjoy playing music with her friends."

After listening to Xingge's words,

Lin Yuanshan achieved a remarkable time of 0.001 seconds in the "Can't guess the band name" challenge.