Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

Xiangzi shook his head, revealing a somewhat arrogant smile.

"Your case absolutely cannot be resolved through normal procedures."

"So, this is the only way I can do it!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly threw off her trench coat!

The futuristic black leather jacket worn under the trench coat is not the main focus.

The highlight is the inside of the trench coat, which is covered with weapons, like an arms dealer's display case!

Submachine guns, pistols, military daggers, and even a few hand grenades!

"Dad, I've brought you the gear!"

"My daughter and I will fight our way out of here today!"

I'll kill you my ass!

I've already devised a Shakespearean-style prison break plan!

Compared to that, is your reckless prison break plan even slightly feasible?

Isn't this just pure mischief?!

"Hurry up and put it away! By the way, how did you even bring all this junk in here?!"

Xiangzi thought her father was praising her, so she raised her chin and gave a smug smile.

"Sorry, having money really does make you powerful."

Unbelievable! This prison guard is risking his life for money!

"Alright, Dad, stop dawdling and get started!"

"What are you doing, moving your head in broad daylight! There are prison guards everywhere outside!"

Lin Yuanshan was about to scold her and tell her to stop her supernatural powers so that everything would still be in time.

However, he was still a step too slow.

"boom!!!"

With a loud bang, the tiled floor beneath his feet suddenly exploded!

Amidst the billowing smoke and dust, a head wearing a yellow miner's hat emerged from the hole in the ground.

It is Chu Hua.

"Mr. Shadow Warrior, I'm here to help you!"

She rented a warehouse next to the prison and spent a month digging a tunnel through it!

Because the last section of the foundation was too hard, she decisively chose to use blasting.

And so, the shocking scene we just witnessed came about.

Lin Yuanshan was completely dumbfounded as he watched Chu Hua start playing a game of tunnel warfare.

No way... is the security at Japanese prisons really that bad?

Could someone really have dug through the tunnel from the outside?

but!

The problem now is that such a commotion has already been discovered by the prison.

These days, the prison alarms are blaring all the way to Nantianmen!

Even if they manage to escape from prison, the provoked Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department will surround the entire mansion.

This is completely different from my plan to escape at night, only to be discovered by the prison guards during the day, by which time I would have already made my escape!

So please, please, let a Bodhisattva come and take these superhuman beings away!

"There's no time to explain, Xiangzi, Mr. Shadow Warrior, get down into the tunnel!"

"Hehe, thank you both so much."

Since things had come to this point, Lin Yuanshan had no choice but to accept it reluctantly.

However, what he didn't expect was that the real heavyweight was yet to come.

The loud rumbling sound was like an earth dragon turning over.

Immediately following was the ear-piercing noise of cracking walls and twisting steel bars.

The prison alarm was instantly drowned out by this even more terrifying sound, becoming sharp and shrill.

At last.

"boom--!!!"

The prison's outer wall was smashed to pieces by an unstoppable force.

A massive metal roller, filling the entire field of vision of the three of them, roared toward them like a diesel engine.

"Lin Yuanshan, hiccup~"

"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!"

"Huh? It looks like something just ran over?"

"Is it a speed bump?"

"Never mind! Head straight for Lin Yuanshan's cell, full speed ahead!"

Mortis, who had gotten Wakaba Mutsumi drunk, pushed the control lever, and a maniacal laugh echoed from the diesel engine:

"Haha ...

Chapter 31 Merit +2

[Due to the combined effects of alcohol and the side effects of the Ram pocket watch, you, Chu Hua, and Xiang Zi were turned into biscuits by the road roller driven by Mortis.]

[This simulation ends]

[At the end of the simulation, Aine's happiness level was -20 (from being scared by Xiaoxiang's cookies)]

[Simulated evaluation: Why not consider going to a temple to burn incense and accumulate merit?]

Current simulation rating: 73 (Medium)

[The simulator has indicated that your simulation score has reached the medium level, and it is currently drawing rewards for you.]

[You have obtained the skill card - Criminal Mentor (Green Quality): Card cost 3, moderately increases Dark Elite talent development capabilities when equipped]

Your original skill (which works without equipment) was honed in the last simulation.

You have acquired the skill: Moral blackmail (White quality)

You have acquired the skill: Shark Taming (White Quality)

[The Happiness Master Simulator is loading]

[Current simulation times: 6]

[Current Happiness Level of Chihaya Aine: -40 (Mild Depression)]

Tokyo, Miyamizu Shrine Tokyo Branch.

We observe a moment of silence for the deceased from the previous simulation.

Amen.

"Um, sir, this is not a church."

The shrine maiden, Yotsuba Miyamizu, looked somewhat speechlessly at the first guest to arrive that morning.

This guy had a cross around his neck and prayer beads wrapped around his hands.

He was muttering to himself; he's clearly not a normal person.

"I apologize, I have recently encountered more than one evil spirit. I would like to ask for your help to ward off evil spirits."

As Lin Yuanshan spoke, he slipped a 10000 yen banknote into the donation box.

For the sake of the money, Yotsuba finally stopped causing him trouble.

Lin Yuanshan continued to pray, his expression solemn.

Demons and monsters, leave quickly! Demons and monsters, leave quickly!

He had figured it out: the members of the Mujica band were all evil spirits.

Getting involved with it will bring bad luck!

Moreover, after getting to know her better, he discovered that what was causing Aine's happiness level to drop was...

It's not mainly Mujica, but a few amazing people on MyGo!

I'm talking about you, Nagasaki Motoyo!

If I can't handle Mujica, surely I can handle you?

He has already prepared his simulated identity.

After finishing his prayers, he casually tossed the crucifix and prayer beads into the offering box.

Merit +2.

Turning to leave, as I passed through the torii gate,

He took out a pair of elegant monocles from his pocket and gracefully put them on his right eye.

His entire demeanor changed from being eccentric to being refined and easygoing.

Private tutor Lin Yuanshan makes his appearance!

At Chu Hua's home.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Shoko Toyokawa sat bolt upright in bed, her pajamas soaked with cold sweat.

She dreamed that she was crushed into tiny biscuits by a road roller.

She didn't know who the murderer was.

In any case, among the people she knew, there was absolutely no one who would be a genius who would drive a steamroller into a prison.

Perhaps it wasn't human at all, but some kind of pseudo-human that resembled a human in legend.

Still worried, she rushed to her father's dilapidated low-rent apartment that very night.

She glanced at it from across the street.

A dim light shone through the window, revealing a jumble of empty bottles on the floor and a dejected figure standing there.

No matter how real the feeling of a nightmare may be, it is still just a dream.

Reality remains the same disappointing reality.

But... that shouldn't be considered a "nightmare," right?

If in reality there really is someone who can shield her from everything, so what if he isn't her father?

That's enough of this delusion.

Xiangzi slapped his face hard, his eyes regaining their resolve.

[Emulator background notification (Lin Yuanshan is not visible)]

Toyokawa Shoko has mastered the art of disguise (white quality)

For some reason, she felt as if she were in a dream, having mastered a peculiar skill called "disguise".

So, let's face reality and challenge this dirty adult world!

Behind Xiangzi, Sanjiao Chuhua, with two stun guns hanging from his waist, observed her every move by the reflection of his mobile phone screen.

Unlike Xiangzi, she didn't believe that everything that had happened before was a dream.

Can dreams teach someone the "Thunderbolt Technique"?

Obviously impossible!