Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

"I think...it's a bit like a tokusatsu drama..."

"Nothing can stop me now!"

Subaru inside Unit-01 has gone completely insane.

"Today, I am above even the Asuras!!!"

"How dare you say that! You two-faced bastard, you'd better swallow a thousand needles!!!"

With the driver's roar, the two behemoths collided with a deafening crash, unleashing a bloody and savage hand-to-hand combat!

Lin Yuanshan, however, had no interest in even glancing at it.

It's obvious even to a fool that the spiny vegetables in the "thornless" and "thorny" varieties are definitely not normal!

If you don't run now, when will you wait?

However, just as he took a step, an even more terrifying energy fluctuation came from the center of the battlefield.

"boom--!!!"

At the center of the battle between the two mechs, a small mushroom cloud rose slowly, and the violent shockwave blew everything away.

Momoka lifted the manhole cover and crawled out. She gently patted the dust off her clothes and admired her masterpiece.

"Tch, what super robot? It still falls to the explosions!"

"Explosions are art!"

She whistled provocatively and looked at Lin Yuanshan, whose face was grave.

"Well, are you scared now?"

"Even they are no match for me, let alone you. Just give in obediently, and I'll be very gentle!"

however,

Before she could finish speaking, a giant, blood-red mechanical arm pierced through the thick smoke and grabbed her in its palm.

"Do you think this weapon, belonging to ordinary humans from an old era, can harm my CVA Unit-01?"

When the smoke cleared, Unit-01 was completely unharmed, except for its sound-producing device being damaged and its sound becoming slightly leaky.

"Oh~~ne~~gai~~wa~~wa~~wa~~"

"Gulp... What kind of monster have you created?!"

Tao Xiang struggled within the giant mechanical hand, her face deathly pale.

Subaru's wild laughter echoed through the sky, and in her other hand, she was carrying Nina and the others who had been knocked unconscious by the shockwave.

The barbed-less and barbed-stealth tractor, now without a driver, lay helplessly on the roadside.

Tao Xiang's attack actually wiped out the temporary allied forces.

"Hahahaha, tremble, humans! This is a technology you will never be able to reach!"

The blank, mechanical face of Unit-01 then emitted a sound:

"Wa ...

It seemed that An and Subaru were about to win the final victory in this year's Girls Band Battle Royale Competition.

Amidst the ruins, a voice, trembling with rage and flushed red, echoed.

A faint sound rang out:

"Are you guys ever going to stop...?"

Do you know how hard I've worked to dispel those strange urban legends?

"Now, you've ruined everything!"

"But it's okay, nothing matters anymore."

As Nagasaki Motoyo herself finished speaking, she finally shed tears of humiliation and anger.

"Even if this world is destroyed, it won't matter!!!"

She shouted and voluntarily removed all the restraints from her body.

"Crychic!!!"

"Aaaaaaaahh ...

In an instant, a pure, indescribable light of destruction shot into the sky.

A mushroom cloud, a hundred times more violent than before.

In the very center of Tokyo,

Slowly steaming

[This simulation ends]

[Nina's happiness level at the end of the simulation: 70]

[Simulated Assessment: Difficult to Maintain]

Current simulation score: 80 (Good)

[Simulator notification: Your simulation score has reached "Good," and we are currently drawing rewards for you.]

You have obtained 2 Skill Upgrade Cards.

Your original skill (which works without equipment) was honed in the last simulation.

You have acquired the skill: Explosion Resistance (Purple Quality)

Chapter 131: The highly anticipated daily life episode always includes a lie detector!

Why did things end up like that?

Lin Yuanshan slumped on the sofa, his eyes vacant.

Tokyo is destroyed, a mushroom cloud rises into the sky, and Su Shi overturns the table.

The plot in this simulator gets more and more outrageous with each scene.

Even if you threw aliens into it and put them through this process, they would still have to escape the solar system overnight in a spaceship, right?

Simulations are terrifying.

Reality is better; the girls in real life are all so innocent and lovely.

After removing the "Emperor's Pocket Watch," Lin Yuanshan returned to his normal state.

The married woman from the mountains has returned!

[Emulator Tip]

There isn't actually such a card.

"What are you saying, simulator? I can't understand a word you say."

Lin Yuanshan muttered to himself, ignoring the hint.

【】

He returned to Starry Sky Agency.

At this point in time, there was no band called "Thornless Yet Thornless" in reality, nor were there three PhDs vying for his affections.

But he knew it was only a matter of time.

In the next simulation, he will inevitably have to face the war waged by those three intelligent evil spirits.

We must plan ahead!

He walked straight into the depths of the office and knocked on Hatsune's door.

"Strategist! It's extremely urgent, I need your help!"

"Hmm? Wait a minute."

A series of clanging and clattering sounds came from the room.

A few seconds later, the door opened.

Hatsune Miku peeks out.

"Please come in."

Lin Yuanshan walked into the room, looked at the wardrobe that was almost filled with various sports equipment and snacks, and a slight smile appeared on his lips.

Without saying a word, he rolled up his sleeves.

"Sit there and watch carefully. I'll only teach you the ultimate secret to tidying up your room once!"

An hour later.

Looking at the spotless room, where all items were strictly categorized by color, function, and hazard level, Lin Yuanshan clapped his hands in satisfaction.

"So, have you learned it?"

Hatsune sat in the corner, cracking sunflower seeds and making unintelligible noises.

“Aba… Aba aba…”

"Forget it, let's get down to business."

Lin Yuanshan pulled up a chair and sat down, his expression serious.

"Hatsune, do you think I'm naturally prone to attracting evil spirits?"

Hatsune Miku's doubts:

"Are we only bringing this up now?"

"So you think so too."

"No, what I mean is, there were no evil spirits in the world originally. You appeared, and evil spirits were born. You didn't just attract evil spirits; you became the factory that produces them."

"That's right! I'm just that kind of unfortunate person who easily attracts evil spirits!"

"You're just talking to yourself again..."

Hatsune sighed, already used to Lin Yuanshan's thought process.

She rested her chin on her hand and asked:

"You wouldn't have... messed with someone even more powerful than my sister, would you?"

"The fighting style is different, but the level of madness is about the same as Chu Hua's."

Lin Yuanshan couldn't help but sigh as he pictured the three female PhDs building mechs and planting bombs.

"That's incredible."

Hatsune thought for a moment, then continued:

"However, it's not like there's absolutely no way out."

"Since you've attracted different evil spirits at the same time, why not find a way to make them fight each other, using evil spirits to fight evil spirits, wouldn't that be better?"

"The so-called evil spirits are best at infighting!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Yuanshan suddenly understood!

"I understand now, you truly are the strategist of the dark world! I will repay you by becoming a crane in my next life!"

Hatsune waved her hand and said:

"It's good that you've learned it. Just don't betray your teacher when things go wrong in the future."

Starry Sky Agency, basement.

"Chop off the chicken's head and burn yellow paper!"

"With Lord Guan Yu above, today the seven of us swear an oath of brotherhood!"

"I don't want to be born in the same year, same month, same day!"

"I only wish to die on the same day, in the same month, in the same year!"

May I be struck down by heaven and earth if I break this oath!

"Miss!"