Crossover anime, Hachiman's childhood friend's growth diary

On the other side, Ijichi Seika looked at Hachiman with a speechless expression, rubbed her temples, and then shared her thoughts on the little story:

"So, you're saying that Hongxia thinks the same way, outwardly opposing me, but actually trying to build a good relationship with me?"

"Yes, and also wrong."

"Ah, I don't understand what you mean."

Seeing Ijichi Hoshika's reaction, Hachiman suddenly curled the corners of his mouth, raised a finger, and began to explain:

"Miss Xingge, this is just my personal opinion, but it could also be the opinion of all humans on Earth..."

"Why don't you just say it's everyone's opinion?"

Ijichi Hoshika directly made a sarcastic remark.

"No! Even if I'm talking about the orthodox theory, the laws governing the universe, there will still be some people who hold the opposite view!"

"Hachiman, speak like a human being!"

"Ahem." Hachiman coughed heavily, then looked at Ijichi Hoshika. "Hoshika-san, as an older brother, isn't it only natural to protect your younger sister?"

"Ugh?"

Upon hearing this, Iji Tomoka, who had been uninvolved, suddenly felt as if something had struck her heart.

A nameless pang of sorrow spread through my chest.

Just as Hikigaya said, protecting younger siblings is a very natural thing. It's not that Ichichi Seika doesn't understand this principle, but rather that she has selectively forgotten it.

After hearing these words, Ichiji Hoshika pondered for a long time, then revealed a complicated smile.

"Hachiman, thank you. I will think about what you said."

"It's okay if you don't have to think."

"Hey, what do you mean by this?"

Just as Ichika was starting to feel touched, Hikigaya suddenly caught her off guard. She looked up and saw him standing up straight, looking dignified and awe-inspiring.

"Hmph! Protecting your cute little sister is human nature, so there's no need to think about it!"

"You guy..."

After saying that, Hachiman immediately snapped out of his chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) state and somewhat embarrassedly put the hamburger wrapper aside.

"Um, I'm done eating. Can I go back now?"

"Do as you please, but remember not to leak any information, or I'll show you what a powerful man can do."

Ijichi Hoshika made a boxing motion, but it was rather comical for Hachiman, who had witnessed the harsh realities of society firsthand.

"Don't worry, I will keep my promise."

Hachiman left McDonald's without hesitation, while Ijichi Hoshika said goodbye to the strange elementary school student.

After resting for a while and calming down, Ichiji Seika slowly returned to the band's location.

however.

On the way back, she saw her companion looking around nervously.

"what happened?"

"Ah, Xingge, you're finally back! The police are here, we have to get out of here right away!"

Conducting street performances requires relevant documentation, but Yidi Zhixingge doesn't have any such permits, not to mention they are minors. If the police catch them, they'll definitely be beaten up.

The others didn't care much; they would just get a scolding from their parents. However, Ichiji Hoshika still had hope of getting into a good school, so they absolutely couldn't afford any mishaps at this time.

"Okay, I understand. Hurry up and pack your things."

Before Ichishika returned, the others had already put most of their luggage into their bags, so it only took them a few dozen seconds to pack everything up.

but.

The patrol officer, who was originally at the intersection, suddenly turned his gaze and noticed the situation. The young faces of the police officers, including Ijichi Hoshika, immediately awakened a surge of sense of justice within him.

"You lot, do you know that minors aren't allowed to perform here?"

"No, we're already adults!"

Outsmarting the police is a skill that almost every amateur band needs to learn, so when the policeman arrived, Ijichi Hoshika wasn't too moved.

"Stop lying. You look way too young. I'll call your teacher over and we'll have a serious talk!"

This remark seemed to enrage the patrolman, who simply ignored the group beside him and quickened his pace, rushing towards them.

"Xingge, what are you doing?"

The others around her complained helplessly, and Ijichi Hoshika also stuck out her pink tongue helplessly, indicating that she hadn't expected to be targeted.

But how should I put it, being chased by the police in the bustling city at night, that scene can also be considered part of rock and roll, right?

They took off running, but after only a few steps, Ichiji Hoshika suddenly realized that she had left her bag in the passageway.

"Oops!"

At that moment, the patrol officer was only a dozen meters away from her location. If he rushed back to retrieve it, he would definitely be executed on the spot.

but.

Even if her student ID was found in the bag, she would still be doomed.

Ugh, what a terrible day!

Just as Ichika Hoshika was wondering what to do, a small, thin figure burst in.

"Officer, I'm lost."

"Hikigaya!?"

The person who appeared was none other than Hachiman Hikigaya, who had already left, and he was holding a bottle of imported soy sauce that he had just bought.

If Hachiman had dared to say that to the police in high school, he would have been met with a sour face and a barrage of insults.

But right now, he looks only nine years old, which is right at the age when he is most likely to get lost.

therefore.

After Hikigaya spoke, the patrolman who was originally planning to pursue the fleeing Ijichi Hoshika and her group paused and reluctantly came to stand in front of Hikigaya.

"Little friend, could you wait a moment? Uncle has important things to take care of."

He softened his voice as much as possible, but his eyes were fixed on Iji Chishinka, who was about to escape. If they set off now, it should still be in time!

Unfortunately, upon realizing the patrol officer's intentions, Hachiman stepped forward and blocked his way.

"Um, uncle, can you help me?"

111 Fantasizing about becoming a light novelist

As the arrogant minors ran further and further away, the patrol officers were getting increasingly anxious. But every time they tried to chase after them, the boy, who claimed to be "lost," would conveniently let out a plea for help that was hard to refuse.

"Uncle, are you going to leave me?"

"I..."

On one side are "fugitives" who need to be punished, and on the other side are hungry human infants. This choice is just too difficult...

After a difficult stalemate of half a minute, the patrolman sighed deeply. After a fierce internal struggle, he finally gave up the idea of ​​pursuing the runaway band girl.

He slowly crouched down, maintaining a gentle smile, and said to the elementary school student who needed help:

"Don't worry, little friend, Uncle will take you home right away. Do you remember your home address?"

"My home address..."

Hikigaya repeated the words of the conversation, then secretly glanced in the direction where Ijichi Hoshika had left. After confirming that she was safe, he suddenly clapped his hands.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Uncle, I suddenly remembered the way. I'm sorry for causing you trouble."

"what?"

After saying that, Hachiman walked off in another direction as if nothing had happened, while the police officer stood there dumbfounded, completely bewildered.

...

Although he stopped the patrol officers, Hachiman couldn't escape being yelled at.

That evening, Hachiman took longer than expected to get home, and because of his selective "getting lost," the whole family didn't get to eat their first hot meal until nine o'clock.

Hachiman was also scolded by his parents, and his original delivery fee was confiscated.

hateful...!

Back in his room, Hachiman gritted his teeth as he recalled the events of the night. If it weren't for Ijichi Hoshika's meddling, he wouldn't have been targeted by his parents.

How is she going to make up for this loss?!

One kids' meal is definitely not enough; one meal per person!

Filled with intense hatred, Hachiman lay down on the bed and slept soundly until dawn.

The next morning, Hachiman entered Class 3-A as usual.

The classroom environment was still as noisy as ever. These elementary school students seemed to have inexhaustible energy, chattering away like sparrows as soon as they arrived at school.

but.

To Hachiman's surprise, the usually lively and energetic Nijika seemed to be slumped over the table for some reason. When a student came over to greet her, she only gave a weak reply.

Are you sick?

With this in mind, Hikigaya returned to his seat, put down his bag, and then found Nishimiya Shoko to ask about Nijika's situation.

Thanks to Nishimiya Shoko's explanation, Hikigaya finally understood why Nijika had become so listless.

I heard that after they went back yesterday afternoon, Hongxia's older sister, Yiji Zhixingge, did not go home until very late. She called to tell her family that she would be staying at a friend's house for the day.

Hongxia felt that her sister should have notified her in advance if she wasn't coming home, but Ichiji Hoshika thought it was no big deal. So Hongxia threw a tantrum and had a big argument with her on the phone.

My low mood started last night and has continued until now.

"So that's it."

After listening to Nishimiya Shoko's words, Hikigaya rested his chin on his hand and began to think.

Looking back on yesterday afternoon's experience, aside from her own hobbies, the band was probably used by Ijichi Hoshika as an excuse to relieve the pressure of studying and avoid her family.

Hachiman had a similar experience. For example, when he was preparing for the entrance exam for Soubu High School, he was under so much pressure that he fantasized about becoming a light novel writer so that he wouldn't have to take exams or study and could live a wealthy life just by writing books.

But the reality is that becoming a light novel writer is much more difficult than reading books normally.

Hachiman's literary skills are quite good, and if he were to really put his mind to writing, he could probably get the hang of it quickly. But all of this is just his personal assessment. During his junior high school years, Hachiman really didn't dare to waste his precious time on these risky attempts.

Getting back to the main point, a simple comparison with one's own experience reveals the psychological state of Ichiji Hoshika when she stayed out all night.

of course.

Hachiman doesn't think that's the right thing to do.

Whether to study or join a band is a personal choice. Since Ijichi Hoshika thinks it's okay, no one else can interfere. As long as you can take responsibility for your own choices, that's fine.

The biggest problem is that family members shouldn't worry too much.

Nijika's mother seems to have a somewhat weak personality. Judging from Hachiman's observation of her, she probably won't be too forceful in stopping Ijichi Hoshika's behavior. As for Nijika, she is too young and doesn't know how to communicate with her older sister.

Well, the current situation is really a headache...

Hikigaya sighed deeply, bid farewell to Nishimiya Shoko, and returned to his seat.

After school that afternoon, following his memory of the previous night, Hachiman returned to the passageway filled with illegal performances.

Just then, he encountered a police checkpoint. Hachiman hurriedly retreated to the convenience store next door. After seeing that it wasn't the unlucky policeman from the previous night, he walked out openly.

The inspection lasted for about ten minutes, but once the patrol officers left, the hidden groups sprang up again like bamboo shoots after a spring rain.

"This is really..."

Hikigaya covered his forehead and sighed softly.

They thought that being watched by the police would make these guys behave a little better, but who would have thought that they would show up again right after the patrol officer left.

It's just like playing hide-and-seek.

Ignoring the strange crowd around him, Hikigaya went straight to the depths of the passage. As he expected, Iji Tomoka and her group, who had changed into casual clothes, were there adjusting the equipment.