Crossover anime, Hachiman's childhood friend's growth diary

"Alright, alright, don't be shy. Hachiman, you should really play with us. It'll be boring if you're all alone."

No, I don't hate anyone.

"Oh, Hachiman is just like my sister, a total tsundere!" Nijika took a lollipop out of her pocket. "Okay, here you go. I'm heading back now. Hachiman, feel free to call me anytime if you need anything!"

Wait a minute, what does "傲傲傲傲傲娇" mean? Is it another way of saying "阴阴阴阴阴暗"?

If we're talking about dark types, Hachiman can name ten right now!

"No, I appreciate your kindness."

"No, Hachiman-kun, you absolutely have to accept it!"

Seeing this, Hongxia forcefully shoved the lollipop into Hachiman's hand. Hachiman looked at the gold wrapper on the lollipop and suddenly realized that it was orange flavored.

Before Hachiman could say anything more, Nijika had already skipped away. Helpless, he could only put the orange lollipop in his pocket and walk in the opposite direction.

020 is not child's play.

Soon, it was time to leave school again.

Komachi became close friends with her classmates. Several girls made a pact to play house in the park. Hachiman suggested that he wanted to go with them, but as soon as he said it, he was met with a glare from Komachi.

"I can't stand it! Onii-chan is so clingy! Go play with your friends!"

"But Onii-chan doesn't have any friends at all!"

Wait a minute, why does this conversation feel so familiar? It seems like Komachi said the same thing to herself back in her third year of junior high. Does that mean she hasn't grown at all in the past six years?

Oh no, I suddenly feel like crying.

"Then go make some friends!"

Komachi sighed. Sometimes she felt that this older man was actually quite childish. If he didn't have any friends, why didn't he just go find some?

"No, I just feel like there's really nothing to talk about with kids this age."

Seeing Hachiman's disgusted expression, Komachi shook her head helplessly: "...Okay, this is the only time. Originally, Komachi was going to be a mother, but since that's the case, I'll give this role to Onii-chan."

"Uh, I think I'll pass on being a mom. Onii-chan can just watch from the side."

"Ugh, Onii-chan is so hard to please! You won't accept this or that. Onii-chan, you might as well just go home. Komachi is ignoring you!"

Losing patience, Komachi pouted and complained before running away without looking back.

Left behind, Hachiman stood there questioning his existence. Nijika, who had witnessed everything, walked over and gently comforted him, "Hachiman, it's okay. Although it was your fault just now, as long as you go home and kneel down to apologize, Komachi will definitely forgive you."

No, that's not how you comfort someone... Also, do you have to kneel down to apologize at Ijichi's house?

Hikigaya glanced at Nijika speechlessly, scratched his head, and returned to his seat.

Seeing this, Nijika thought for a moment and then suggested, "Hachiman, why don't we go play with Shoko-chan? I'll be the mom, and you can be the dad."

"no need."

As if she had heard something unbelievable, Nijika opened her mouth in surprise: "Huh, does Hachiman want to be a baby? Well, it's not impossible, but it feels kind of weird."

Hey, isn't it strange to become a father...? No, that's the point, who said we were going to play house!

"Um, you misunderstood. I didn't mean to play house." To prevent further misunderstandings, Hachiman offered a brief explanation.

"I see. So, what does Hachiman-kun want to play?"

If I had to say, he didn't suggest going together at all just for fun.

He just wanted to find an opportunity to get to know Komachi's friends and see if there were any guys among them who weren't suitable for normal relationships.

As the saying goes, "one is influenced by one's surroundings," and Komachi is still young, with her values ​​gradually forming. We absolutely cannot let strange people lead her astray.

"Hachiman, your eyes are terrifying."

Hikigaya was brought back to reality by Nijika's words. After thinking for a few seconds, he earnestly advised, "Ijichi-kun, you can't make friends with bad kids in the future, or your parents will be sad."

"Hey, why are we bringing this up now?!"

Afterwards, Hikigaya lingered in the classroom for a while before picking up his bag and heading towards the Literature Club.

Upon arriving at the classroom door, he was surprised to find that the activity room door was locked. Just as he was wondering what was going on, a familiar-looking boy rushed over.

"Hikigaya!"

Hachiman turned to look at him and unconsciously raised his eyebrows: "Hello, Tachibana-senpai."

Tachibana, carrying a stack of books, breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing Hachiman. "Hachiman, you've come just in time. These are Ichinose's notes; his classmates asked me to bring them over."

Hachiman gave a curt "Oh," without making any attempt to reach out and take it.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

A few seconds later, Tachibana couldn't hold back and broke the silence first: "Well, actually, Ichinose-san is sick today."

Oh, so you're sick. Remember to drink more hot water.

Hachiman answered in his mind instantly, but since the other party wasn't Sose, his reply was meaningless. So he calmly blinked and waited for Tachibana to continue.

"Uh, Hachiman Hachiman... why are you spacing out?"

"No, it's nothing... Oh, that's a shame. Let's call it a day for today's club activities. I'll head back now."

As Hachiman turned to leave, Tachibana immediately grabbed his shoulder from behind.

"Wait a moment!"

"Uh..."

Hachiman had a bad feeling, and then he heard Tachibana explain: "Well, the people in Ichinose's class asked me to deliver these things to the counselor, but I have a soccer game to play later, so could you please help me out, Hachiman?"

"No, actually I have things to do too..."

"Please, if this match is late, I'll definitely die!"

Hey, do you think I'd fall for something so obviously fake? It's not like some kind of dark duel...

Although Hachiman thought Tachibana was talking nonsense, it wouldn't hurt to just take a detour to the office. After thinking for a moment, Hachiman nodded.

"Ok."

"thanks!"

Hachiman accepted the notebook, then suddenly realized a serious problem: "Speaking of which, who is the advisor for the Literature Club?"

"It's Teacher Xiaoba."

"No, even if you say that, I don't know him..."

Hikigaya had long forgotten his elementary school teacher's name, and Takeuchi only remembered it at the last minute.

Upon hearing this, Orange's face displayed a "Are you kidding me?" expression.

Hikigaya awkwardly turned his face away.

I'm sorry, I really apologize for not knowing the club's teacher, but what can I do? He wouldn't remember things from elementary school so clearly.

Realizing that Hachiman probably didn't know the advisor's identity, Tachibana then explained, "She's the teacher at the infirmary. You can find her just by going there."

"it is good."

After confirming the diagnosis, Hachiman did not linger and quickly headed towards the infirmary.

Before long, he arrived outside the infirmary.

The door to the infirmary was open, but he still knocked on it and only went in after hearing a "come in" from inside.

As soon as I entered, Hachiman smelled a strong odor of disinfectant.

He didn't dislike the smell; on the contrary, being in it gave him a great sense of security.

Looking ahead, a tall woman was sitting behind the desk in the infirmary. If Hachiman was not mistaken, she should be the current advisor of the Literature Club, Saya Kobata.

---Dividing line---

Note: Xiaoba Xiaoye, the caregiver for "Too Many Unfavorable Female Leads".

021 The Medical Room and the Sick Su Shi

"What's the matter?"

Mr. Koba greeted him with a smile, but Hachiman didn't answer immediately. Instead, he quickly looked the other person up and down.

A long white coat was casually draped over her shoulders, but Ms. Xiaoba looked very young, probably having graduated not long ago. Her hair seemed to be dyed light gray, her skin was as white as snow, and her pink lips, painted with lipstick, looked as delicate as if they could be broken with a touch. She exuded a charming aura.

To be honest, he wasn't interested in beautiful female teachers at all. After all, the prettier the girl, the more dangerous she was, and this was especially true for adult women.

Thinking about all this, Hikigaya immediately lowered his head after entering the room: "Hello teacher, I am a member of the Literature Club, and this is Ichinose's notes."

He omitted as much of his personal information as possible during his self-introduction.

"That child caught a cold today, so she didn't come to school." Teacher Xiaoba tapped her chin lightly with her index finger. "Wait a moment, I'll go to her house with you after I finish what I'm doing."

Wait a minute, when did he ever say he was going to the Su family? This idiot teacher, please don't meddle in other people's business!

Based on Hachiman's experience, it's best to just pretend you didn't hear it here.

"Ah, the item has been delivered. Teacher, I have something to attend to, so I'll be leaving now..."

"Oh dear, are you planning to leave these things with the teacher and then just leave them there?" Teacher Xiaoba seemed quite surprised. "No, you can't. The most important thing for a boy is a sense of responsibility."

Hikigaya stopped at the doorway: "No, even if you say that, teacher, I still don't know where Ichinose-san's house is."

"I already told you, the teacher will go with you, so don't worry. Come and rest for a bit now."

After speaking, Ms. Xiaoba casually pulled open the curtain next to her, then opened her mouth before realizing that she didn't know the other person's name.

"Excuse me, what's your name...?"

"Hikigaya."

"Where's the name?"

"Hachiman."

After hearing the reply, Ms. Koba crossed her legs with satisfaction: "Hachiman, what a great name. I don't dislike boys who are cautious about their feelings."

Hachiman was speechless. He seriously suspected... no, he was certain that the school nurse was taking advantage of the elementary school student's ignorance and was spouting nonsense without any restraint.

Also, could you please stop lifting your leg? Even when facing elementary school students, you should be a little more cautious!

Just as Hachiman was mentally complaining, a glimpse of black lace flashed past his field of vision.

Let me make this clear: he absolutely did not do it on purpose; it's all the fault of this strange female teacher.

To be honest, Hachiman didn't feel much after seeing things he shouldn't have, perhaps because this body was still too young.

"Oh, teacher, my stomach hurts a little. Can I go to the toilet first?"

Unwilling to linger any longer, Hachiman unleashed his tried-and-true ultimate technique—Stone Release!

But to everyone's surprise, the next second, Teacher Xiaoba stood up and took out a medicine from the medicine cabinet: "I also have medicine for treating diarrhea here."

"Do not..."

"Oh dear, do you want the teacher to feed you? How naughty of you."

"hehe..."

With all his paths blocked, Hachiman finally gave up resistance and raised the white flag of surrender.

"I understand, teacher. I'll wait for you at the door."

"Okay, wait for me for ten minutes, no, five minutes."

About five minutes passed, and the people waiting at the entrance of Hachiman were getting impatient. At that moment, Ms. Kohachi came out of the room and locked the door of the infirmary.

"Hachiman, come with me, but next time you'll have to learn to do it by yourself."

Mr. Koba mischievously said half a sentence, and Hachiman felt a tickle in his heart, like a cat's claws were scratching him.

Hey, you'd better explain clearly what you can do by yourself!

Following Ms. Hachiman, we arrived at the back of the teaching building, where the faculty parking area was located. She started a gray Toyota and then opened the passenger door to invite Hachiman to get in.

Hachiman felt a little heavy-hearted, but he didn't intend to just follow Mr. Koba's orders, so he gritted his teeth and opened the back door.

"Oh my." To this, Xiaoba simply raised an eyebrow in surprise: "So Hachiman likes to attack from behind. That's quite unexpected, teacher."