I don't keep a diary, I only spoil life.

Isn't it just awakening one's innate wisdom? Isn't it just being able to stand in the heavens?

Isn't it just about awakening a system, spending your days casually writing diary entries to annoy the diary holders, and then conquering the world sooner or later through this method?

Wait a minute... Doesn't this mean you have a living example right in front of you?

This kind of good thing is not for you guys, let your uncle do it, your uncle can handle it.

Uncle knows you are still young and ambitious, but you are afraid to know about your future because of your ignorance.

I understand this principle; before I awakened my pre-time travel wisdom, I thought the same thing.

I was in a daze at the time, wandering the streets thinking only of finding some garbage to eat. In my wanderings, I even got kicked while walking on the main road.

It was because of that moment of intense, suppressed passion that I was reborn from the ashes, rising from the ashes like a rainbow, and becoming a god-level monster!

I can only say that I am very honored to have finally become rich and helped others to get rich through my own efforts.

With the intention of helping all living beings and allowing everyone to enjoy this joy as I do, I created this diary to help you embark on a completely new life.

Since launching the diary giveaway series, people's hostility towards me has disappeared, and some have even consciously embarked on a completely new path.

I've recounted Mai-senpai's story at least a hundred and eighty times, so I'm too lazy to go into it again. All I can say is that when you encounter Mai-senpai, you must bow respectfully to show your respect.

The above is a good example, and it can only be said that Mai Sakurajima's success in the film and television industry is well-deserved.

However, such self-aware people are still in the minority.

Here, we should focus on discussing typical cases.

Are you all ready? Time is starting to speed up!

The first example;

Wasteful Xiao Xiang.

Do you all remember what Ms. Toyokawa Shoko looked like at the beginning?

She bared her teeth, revealing her sharp edge, and would exhale to assert herself whenever she was reprimanded.

But now?

I watched three hours of trashy ads, then went straight to sleep.

The next morning, after finishing reading my diary, I would hold a broken pen in my mouth and sit there for half an hour pretending to be a scholar, thinking about how to write in a way that would legitimately garner a large number of likes to exchange for cash.

The pride that had been so strong was melted away by money, replaced by a gentle Xiao Bai Xiang who was reborn by being bathed in money.

This is a classic example: money can make the devil turn the millstone, and praise can bring good fortune.

The second example;

In contrast, our lovely Mutou people are different. They never actively make any demands on the diary, their heads feel very comfortable to touch, and they do not resist the closeness of God.

As for talent... she only spent a short time working with Metis to master the breathing technique to perfection.

Furthermore, Mai Sakurajima, the true number one person in this group to change one's fate, personally visited your mother yesterday, which can be considered a success in changing your imperfect family life.

So I must say, I am a great saint, easily pulling my book lovers, who were destined for misfortune, out of those dangerous swamps and mud.

It is foreseeable that without the help of the diary, Fw Xiaoxiang will eventually end up like in Ave Mujica, even if he forms a new band, he will still fall apart due to various troubles.

Because of her compromises with Xiao Xiang, Mu Zi Mi was unable to return to her beloved Crychic, and in the end, she was forced to undergo a personality fusion, ending up on the same path as Sister Mo.

I believe you have all witnessed these positive contributions.

The rewards offered for the diary are also real money.

Take, for example, that girl, Alyssa Kujo. Yesterday, she pulled a phone card from the diary library and successfully reconnected with her childhood friend, Brother Li. Isn't that part of the charm of diaries?

Hmm... I believe that after all this boasting and self-praise about the benefits of the diary, some of the holders should have already figured out my intention, right?

Let me briefly explain the reasons—

Because I am happy, and the reason I am happy is that a holder who was previously considered a 'negative example' has actually changed his mind.

I won't name this student named Yukino Yukinoshita here; I just want to describe to you that there is such a person—

She feigned aloofness and self-admiration, constantly preoccupied with those B shoes, and also suffered from poor health, experiencing several days of high fever.

He has over 1 likes in his account but refuses to use them, hoarding his wealth and living paycheck to paycheck, preferring to starve rather than use this external power.

What's interesting is that this very holder sent me an interesting private message last night.

Hmm... 'Will I become a successful person in the future?'

I have to say, Sister Nai, your question stumped me. I didn't dare to speak loudly, lest I disturb the heavens.

Yes, children, Yukinoshita, who completely lost touch with her life's plot on the very first day she received the diary, has also successfully taken this step towards a new life.

The information I received clearly indicates that she is about to transfer to a school in Tokyo. If anyone likes to be judged by her on whether they are qualified to be "friends," then I suggest that they quickly seek out Yukinoshita to become friends.

She will be a very important figure in the world today.

In the future, she will be a very beautiful, gentle, and maternal best friend.

After entering adulthood, her figure will gradually change from an A cup to an E cup. Based on the results of her three years of study at Soubu High School, she will enter politics, finance, and the underworld, eventually mastering the Six Paths of Pais and becoming the undisputed Empress of Japan.

Of course, all of the above is a lie. I just think that after you see these points, you will definitely look hopeful and put yourself in their shoes. It's all a complete lie.

You, a female protagonist in a romance anime and a rich heiress, are asking me this question about someone who eats garbage?

All I can say is that in your original worldview, everything went smoothly for you, but you accomplished nothing.

You're like that laughing Sasuke who spent his whole life chasing after Itachi Uchiha, the father of Konoha's destruction, forever living in the shadow of your eldest sister who has all sorts of amazing skills.

Following the original storyline, you would at most be just an ordinary girl in love. The biggest controversy you caused in society was that among those of us who watched your story, there were a bunch of people who liked the second female lead and those who liked you, arguing back and forth.

I know that many holders will condemn me in that Line group for saying this, but what I said is true.

You, the viewer, must be staring blankly, breathing rapidly and uncontrollably, with cold hands and feet and dizziness, feeling extremely annoyed by my sharp commentary.

But look at Teacher Da Xiang, who is the same age as you, resolutely leaving his home, with his soft, chubby face, working like crazy delivering newspapers, and focusing on advertising for 3 hours a day to save the 20 views and likes he gets from watching videos.

Then look at Sakurajima Mai-senpai, Mutsu, and Kasumi-laofei, who are almost the same age as you but have achieved great success.

Don't blame me for being blunt, but do you think you can become a successful person in your dreams without the power of a diary or your own hard work?

I have to give you a good beating with a heavy hammer, a ghost hand grab, and a meatball attack, kid.

Oh, by the way, I even took a look at your past resume in order to properly answer your private message.

So you almost had a childhood sweetheart like some of the other group members.

As a result, because you slandered someone for stealing shoes, your childhood friend was automatically logged into the trading window and taken away by that Kujo Alyssa. All I can say is, Ryouki, you should stop now, there are shoe thieves everywhere outside.

If you really want to impress your parents, without using a diary, I can only suggest starting by reshaping your personality.

There are many people among the diary holders who could be useful to your family, but the problem is... your sister created a group chat and contacted all those sociable holders the moment she got the diary.

You've lost badly on this.

In addition, the extraordinary rewards mentioned in the diary are also a possibility.

Although the success rate of winning prizes in the lottery is low.

But that's ultimately a way to make you surpass your sister immediately.

In your eyes, being successful means making your parents look at you with new respect.

So--

This is the best we can do.

So... even though I don't really care how many opportunities your pride might cause you to miss out on, I still want to give you some advice.

For your future success, let's use the lottery feature on the diary, Lao Xue.

...

I actually wanted to write a 10,000-word chapter, but I felt that would be too much for everyone, so I just wrote 7,000 to make do.

The diary has a second half. Let's all take it easy and focus on health.

Chapter 61. Diary Update: Children, Advanced Nurturing Has Arrived

Oh right, since you might not believe me, I'm mentioning it to you again.

According to the original storyline of your world, when you are a second-year high school student, Hikigaya, who was unable to integrate into the class due to being hit by the car, will be escorted by the iron-fisted single woman Hiratsuka Shizuka to find you for reform.

And after you accept the commission and begin the 'Service Club' activities with Hachiman Hikigaya, you will start by teaching others the philosophy that it's better to teach someone how to fish than to give them a fish—

What I'm saying is that your mediocre life is only now beginning to shine.

I have to explain the founding philosophy of the Ministry of Service. I know that many of my followers seem to be girls, and they must be pointing fingers at my lovely Miss Xue behind my diary right now.

All I can say is, I won't allow you to act so presumptuously!! (Red, angry face.jpg)

After all that criticism, I have to praise you now, Little Xue.

Here we must mention Grandpa Xue's first virtue—kindness!

Grandma Xue is kind-hearted. Whenever someone makes a request, she immediately begins to provide guidance. As long as it is within her capabilities, she will earnestly help the other party complete everything.

However, when faced with problems that she simply cannot solve, Miss Yuki will run away quickly and leave a Hachiman Hikigaya in the middle of the scene to end the problem.

Secondly, Grandpa Xue's second advantage is his ability to screen!

This is the kind of confidence only a god could have, and on this point, I must say I acknowledge Ms. Yukinoshita's faith.

Those qualified to become Grandma Xue's servants are either extremely loyal to her or truly exceptionally reliable.

Leaving aside the example of Hikigaya, Yui Yuigahama, Yuki's best friend, is a case in point.

Hachiman Hikigaya, as the protagonist of your story, mostly takes on the role of damage dealer. Yui Yuigahama, as the second female lead in your story, mostly serves as the emotional glue that holds the team together when things fall apart.

When it comes to making friends, Sister Xue is truly exceptional; she always picks the best teammates out there.

Next is Grandpa Xue's third virtue—honesty.

This is a genuine advantage; the two above were sarcastic.

But Xiaoxue, do you know that sometimes being too blunt with the truth can hurt people?

Moreover, isn't your definition of the people around you a bit too cold and heartless?

'Friend'—this should never be a concept that needs to be defined.

Your definition of 'friends' is just like that of Kujo Alyssa next door—it's all a joke.

But at least Kujo Alyssa has a truly kind older sister, and your sister sometimes plays pranks on you, like the student council incident or something.

By the way, don't think of Yang Nai as invincible. Actually, Yang Nai is quite easy to beat. Just get close and use Bajiquan. Anyway, she doesn't know you're going to kill her.

Sigh—I don't know how much of what I've said will be listened to.

Previous characters include Kotoha, Mai, Sho, Mutsu, and Aine.

These children are all incredibly obedient.

Kotoha heeded the advice and immediately gave up on befriending Shinjin-nee.

Mai-senpai... well, she's the kind of person who doesn't listen to advice and ruins the plot herself.

Xiao Xiang listened to advice and really started working on the great revival of Crychic.

Xiao Mu and Xiao Mo need no introduction; they're an adorable family.

As for Aiyin... you pig-nosed Aiyin, you're always fiddling with those two or three wires, sometimes playing lead vocals, sometimes playing drums, and these past few days you've been secretly practicing guitar. You have no perseverance. Don't you guys have a QQ group? You better get out of there. If you really want to enjoy music, go find Xiaoxiang for tutoring!

Ahem, sorry, it was just a little incident. I didn't expect there to be such a failed apprentice besides you.

In short, it all comes down to that point—

As long as you follow your teacher's earnest teachings, even a rigid thinker like you has the opportunity to reach the top of the world.

I bet you're turning pale right now, wishing you could pin me to the ground and give me a good thrashing.

But I reckon you'll forget it after you read it and still won't change it, because you're very stubborn, like a steel-backed beast.

If you can really change.

You're awesome! I give you a thumbs up. Although the probability is less than one percent, but... what if it is?

A great poop scholar whose name I can't make up once said that humans are creatures that only swim on their backs in their own comfort zones, and I think that's a very true statement.