I don't keep a diary, I only spoil life.

Ha... I've finished making you laugh.

Can't you find your own place?

This perverted A, who uses his diary to do whatever he wants.

Looking up at the topic in the first line of the diary, Yukino Yukinoshita realized for the first time that people can actually want to laugh when they are angry.

The shoe thief is quite good at self-aggrandizement. Take another look at the subsequent analysis, and his claim of upholding justice means defeating evil spirits and then making a strange laugh to scare people.

This kind of plot twist is a bit morbidly funny.

Yukino, with her panda eyes, couldn't help but scoff.

She was actually quite unhappy, but she didn't know how to refuse to read the diary.

He had no choice but to suppress his emotions and stare at the diary with a blank expression.

Children, don't be afraid, I've come to save you with my diary!

I'm holding out for another delay, but this time my reason is perfectly legitimate.

Because I have transformed into a bat soaring and galloping under the moonlight, destined to strike fear into the hearts of all of Gotham!

I imagine the viewers who have read this far are very curious about what I did.

Sigh... Although heroes are destined to remain nameless, I didn't really want to make a name for myself.

But I'm worried that a large number of female fans will send me private messages asking about this afterwards;

After much deliberation, I'd like to solemnly announce to you all that I did many great things last night that you don't know about.

After playing fifty ranked games in League of Legends, I arrived in Shinjuku at 2 a.m. and successfully experienced beating up a little evil spirit.

At that moment, I experienced joy like never before, and I couldn't help but burst into laughter, which brought the lights back on to the entire neighborhood.

I was especially thrilled when I saw a group of security guards waving posters with my handsome face on them rushing over to ask for autographs.

Unfortunately, Batman must keep his achievements hidden, so I opened the Anywhere Door and left, which disappointed a lot of fans.

Of course!

Those of you who haven't yet extracted powerful abilities from the diary rewards certainly can't understand the joy I feel as I slay evil spirits with each punch.

I am very clear about this, but the present does not represent the future. Perhaps in the future you will also have the opportunity to become as great as me.

In short, you should all learn from A-ge's tactics, lest you get superpowers later on but are too weak and get kicked to death by evil spirits.

Take, for example, Mai Sakurajima, who has the ability to see ghosts but lacks combat power.

Senior, please don't be angry. It's not that I have low emotional intelligence; I'm just an honest person.

After all, if you were to encounter an evil spirit now, you would likely be slapped into a pulp the moment you met it.

Fortunately, you prepared incense and exorcism items in advance, so I believe you will at least be able to survive.

I even suggest that you try to reduce the number of times you wear your ritual implements on certain occasions, and use this opportunity to improve your acting skills;

Don't you really want to return to the entertainment industry? I suggest you use your incredibly realistic acting skills in being scared by an evil spirit. I look forward to seeing you cross over and make a gore-filled horror movie sometime. I'll definitely be the first to find a link to download a bootleg version and watch it!

Okay, back to the main topic. Since I had a great time last night, I'm not interested in tormenting any more women today.

I won't be reading private messages or promoting products today, and I certainly won't be giving you any spoilers about my life.

One more thing to emphasize: unless someone messages me privately asking for help with paranormal issues, I will no longer bother talking about the paranormal. After all, the purpose of my diary has never changed, and there is only one ironclad rule.

Spoilers have become the norm in the world!

So, ladies—

Welcome back to our spoiler diary, Ai Xiang's Diary, and No-7 Diary. I'm your host, Brother A.

Let me tell you about my future plans.

It would be irresponsible of me to simply spoil the plot without taking responsibility for how to advance the story based on the information already revealed. So in this episode, let's review the spoilers from the past few days.

Don't rush to switch channels just because you see this! When you watch TV series or anime, there's usually a summary of the plot every few episodes, it's just human nature.

Alright, let's begin today's spoilers!

Uncle, I'm really going to go all out!

Since Mai Sakurajima has already been mentioned, I'll start with you!

After going through those days of being unseen by humans but watched by evil spirits, your attitude towards life must have changed from "It's time to turn on NetEase Cloud Music and enter Emo mode" to "I really want to love this world," right?

Let's just say it!

Your problem is actually very easy to solve.

The solution to adolescent syndrome is quite simple.

One word—'hype'!

The solution to your adolescent syndrome is to make the people around you notice your existence.

Please make an assumption.

Imagine you are taking a very important exam one day.

While you're frantically writing and rushing to finish the exam before the deadline—

Suddenly the earth shook, and the English listening comprehension questions broadcast over the school's loudspeakers inexplicably turned into a girl shouting.

"I'm a star!"

"I am Mai Sakurajima!"

"Some people might not have any idea that I became a household name at the age of six, so let me show you my resume..."

Or perhaps it's a recorded announcer shouting in a broadcasting voice—

"Sakurajima Mai-senpai, a third-year student, your mom brought your favorite Want Want milk!"

If you don't understand, just ask. Put yourself in the shoes of the test-taker—what would you think?

"..."

Watching the mysterious person patiently pose questions and deliberately pause to leave room for imagination, several notebook holders who were about to take a quiz in front of the diary had already started to make connections.

Honestly, this is a bit hard to imagine, because it really delves into a niche and perverse field, and it has a kind of inhuman beauty.

"This... I find it hard to imagine what you were thinking when you wrote this." Yana Ayana from Ishiro High School almost choked on her lollipop.

"Fun!" Kasumigaoka Utaha aptly commented.

"..." Katsura Kotonoha couldn't imagine such a thing at all.

"Hey, driving like this might damage other people's cars..." Ichinose Honami's focus was rather unique.

"The fist is hard." Horikita Suzune's eyes were piercing.

"So this is the kind of person Mai Sakurajima is. I really underestimated you." Haruno simply opened the group chat and made a rant. Several group members who were familiar with Mai chimed in with their comments.

"Um... I'm not that kind of person!"

Mai, the senior student who had been persecuted, sighed, somewhat annoyed by Li Yinguang's reckless words.

Even if she were shameless, she wouldn't have the guts to do something so outrageous.

It would be better to let her die than to release such a speech that is destined to be censored.

But thanks to this example.

Mai carefully considered each frame and quickly sorted out her thoughts.

Could it be that... what Mr. A meant by resolving the problem was... to pander to the crowd?

Um..

This method seems to be quite effective.

but..

If you absolutely have to do it this way.

Couldn't it be that some junior students confess their love to me, or some fans want to take a photo with me but can't reach me?

I believe that many smart people among the diary holders have already figured out how to do this, right?

I'll give you a title so that some of you little idiots won't still get confused.

At 1:45 PM on the afternoon of the deviation test, Mai Sakurajima revealed her extraordinary abilities via the school's loudspeaker, topping the trending searches across the United States, infuriating the entire grade...

You should understand this format now. If you still don't understand, it's not my problem, it's yours.

Don't you guys have a mutual aid group? I suggest you quickly mobilize everyone and help Mai-senpai with something big.

But speaking of which, I'm really curious about what path Mai-senpai wants to take next.

Your path has deviated from the information I have. Your future is in your own hands. I can no longer provide you with intelligence assistance. I suggest you try rat tail juice.

All right!

Next, let's talk about advanced breeding.

The High-Level Vocational School King Competition is currently underway. I haven't mentioned it since the first diary entry. I imagine many students at this school are interested in how to win the top spot in their grade.

Now that it's the fifth day of school, I'd like to share some interesting tips with you all.

Remember not to blindly try to secure points.

Make good use of the rules.

Instigating conflict and disputes within other classes is a good tactic.

Framing someone and getting them into a media storm is also a good tactic.

As for how to still make mistakes when all students are aware of the importance of class points, you have to pick out the right idiots. In fact, every class has such people.

Let me teach you a trick—

Make good use of a voice recorder.

If you still don't understand after reading this, I suggest you be sent to Class D.

Anyway, Class D is utterly terrible, and the chances of a comeback are slim.

I look forward to seeing satisfactory results from you all in a month.

Don't worry too much, Class D. I've recently used my little tricks to see what's going on in your class.

You guys are amazing, especially for specifically naming two diary holders.

You all know that breaking school rules will result in points being deducted, yet you still manage to sit on the sidelines in the swimming pool without taking off your clothes, right?

Next, let's talk about Yukino Yukinoshita. Your future path has been slightly altered, but not by much.

Anyway, it'll be another year before your story begins, we'll see then.

I called you here specifically because I wanted to apologize. I didn't expect that the moment I opened your shoe cabinet, Lao Liu would be squatting nearby, taking your shoes when I wasn't looking.

As for Xia Laofei...

Don't think too much.

I didn't take your shoes because you have sweaty feet, especially since you always wear black stockings. I'm not cool enough for that. I almost threw up yesterday when I smelled them.

As punishment, I don't want to answer any of your questions for now, and I won't talk to you for the next three episodes.

The fifth and last thing I'll talk about today is...

Toyokawa Shoko, step forward!

Were you just gloating, thinking, "Hey, I finally escaped this disaster and my stockings fell off"?

You're wrong, completely wrong! I specially reserved the dessert table for you at the end of the day as a way to wrap things up.

Xiao Xiang, I'm not saying this to criticize you, but you've really gone a bit crazy.

Didn't I tell you that Xiao Mu is easily upset? Why did you go and make her sad?

All I can say is thank you for being so busy yet still coming here to hurt her. Sister Xiang, you deserve a kick.

Here, I must mention this to both you and Xiaomu: this illness absolutely must be treated.

But this does not mean that the personalities of Mumm and Mortis cannot coexist.

She and Motis could actually have clearly defined their respective roles.