I don't keep a diary, I only spoil life.

Upon hearing this, Elisa Kujo suddenly understood.

The phone call to tattle from elementary school? It's not that far back in time!

Isn't this the story about Li Yinguang and Kasumigaoka Utaha that the mysterious person A mentioned in the last diary entry?

Thinking this, Alyssa's beautiful eyes, like radar, precisely locked onto the tallest girl among them.

For a moment, the girl became inexplicably wary;

Although the other person was slightly shorter than her 1.7-meter frame, her graceful and voluptuous figure was truly exaggerated.

It's so strange. Despite having better individual components, the combination of these different visual effects makes me look less mature and sophisticated than the other one.

In this respect, his sister Marcia was the same way; they were practically mortal enemies!

"Hmm, how cunning. Her breasts are definitely not as big as mine, and her figure is not as well-proportioned, but they just happen to overlap and give off a very sexy and mature vibe." Alyssa protested in fluent Russian, then puffed out her cheeks and glanced at Li Yinguang, who was now focused on the dessert.

After a moment of thought, her face gradually turned red for some reason.

Immediately, the girl picked up the spoon from her plate and, with a mixture of anticipation and shyness, smeared the spoonful of noodles onto the man's ice cream, which he had barely touched.

how to say.

It looks like a thief.

But it has a unique naivety that comes with being an immature girl.

In her spare time, she wiped the milk stains from the corners of her mouth, her bright, intelligent eyes fixing on the person before her, and began a new round of rambling conversation:

"You idiot, Hikaru, you still haven't told me your opinion on that story."

It's still that vivid description of a girlfriend, and it's coming from the mouth of Elisa Kujo again.

While agreeing with her, Li Yinguang could also see that his childhood sweetheart was truly traumatized by the plot of the story.

However, if you had to sum up Li Yinguang's summary of the "I Have a Girlfriend" story and his own mindset in one sentence, it would be difficult to say something as cheesy as the lovey-dovey words that would make Alyssa's heart flutter.

"Hmm... My answer to this question might be a bit unconventional, because I'm not a new-age elite confined to conventional thinking. Since a choice must be made, why not make one that pleases everyone?"

Completely ignoring the equally heated discussion surrounding the female lead's drama crew on the other end, Li Yinguang offered her own perspective on the matter of her childhood friend constantly trying to steer the conversation towards the impact of the sisters' rivalry.

"A choice that pleases everyone?"

"That's right, that's the happy ending with the sushi wrapper. I've seen it many times, I understand it very well. At this point, a wicked father and mother who oppose the marriage must appear to break up the lovers."

"..."

Alyssa's brain blacks out.

It's a bit hard to understand what "wrapping sushi ending" means?

Facing Alyssa's astonished gaze, Li Yinguang was overjoyed to find an opportunity to teach his underling a lesson and began to speak eloquently: "A well-timed point of conflict shift can easily cause people to focus their negative emotions on it. This is a common technique in film, television, and literature. Then, with the male and female protagonists working together to achieve a happy ending, this drama of breaking up lovers will inevitably end with the opponents being moved as the story's conclusion."

This is based on my own experience of paying for hundreds of short video dramas, and it's definitely the most suitable solution. I didn't even bother to discuss it extensively in my diary because it's too expensive, to avoid those who haven't paid to watch the relevant episodes finding suitable solutions in it.

This was accompanied by Li Yinguang's extremely unorthodox and sharp commentary.

Elisa Kujo suddenly felt herself in a state of chaos.

In short, compared to Kujou Elisa, who was deeply affected by the love topics in her diary and became a possessive kitten, many other holders still regard the fleeting sensitive topics in the diary as just stories to be casually enjoyed.

Just like Mai Sakurajima, who has long since given up her personal storyline and devoted herself to an unpredictable life, discussing romance is a bit premature for the Toyonosaki Zero trio.

However, there is one thing to be happy about: as a creator, Xia Laofei can absorb a wealth of new knowledge by flipping through the plots in her diary. Those interesting stories that completely subverted her personal social views can be perfectly transformed into plot ideas worth writing a book about.

Let me put it bluntly.

The idea of ​​having the main characters from "Saekano: The Boring Girlfriends" follow in the footsteps of Kujou Elisa and her group to this dessert shop for a team-building activity was orchestrated by Toyonosaki's heroine group member, Kasumigaoka Utaha.

Having browsed through three major works—"Sword Art Online," "Kaguya-sama: Love Is War," and "Domestic Girlfriend"—she had gained unparalleled ideas and couldn't wait to immediately copy them into her mind.

As her thoughts began to wander, Kasumigaoka Utaha entered creative mode, crossing her arms over her chest and scrutinizing the bob-haired girl who was a step behind her.

Then, adopting a mysterious tone, she offered her advice:

"Let me ask you first, Kato-senpai, have you ever been to a high-end dessert shop by yourself after traveling to a foreign country?"

Unfortunately, Kato Megumi shook her head calmly and murmured:

"No, senior. The farthest I've ever been from home was during a summer camp organized by my elementary school. I got lost and immediately looked for Uncle Hat."

"Is that so?"

The senior nodded slightly to hide the slight regret, but that fleeting emotion was caught by Eriri Sawamura.

It's hard not to complain, sis.

What the hell are you regretting?

Why don't you try getting lost yourself?

"Speaking of which, is there really anyone in this world who would want to travel abroad alone at this age? Kasumigaoka Utaha, aren't you asking a bit too much?" The blonde loser made a speechless, exasperated expression.

"Heh, is this the author's self-cultivation? I found a similar interview in a weekly magazine, Sawamura-kun."

The phantom fourth person, Yuki Suo, who shouldn't exist, also inserts herself into the dialogue.

"What's going on, Suoh? You actually used the excuse of hanging out with me to run away, you..."

"Hehe, (＾＿－)☆"

"Hey, you..."

"Quiet down and listen to me first."

Kasumigaoka Utaha's calm tone carried a hint of sternness. Watching Sawamura Eri occasionally steer the conversation toward meaningless chatter, she couldn't help but sigh that this group of problem children was a bit difficult to manage, especially this blonde loser who seemed to lack discipline.

As the leader and the eldest sister, it is necessary for me to fulfill the role of a strict mother in guiding the series of passersby into a new life.

Seeing Eriri's energetic behavior, Kasumigaoka Utaha began to emphasize her inspiration and content composition.

Although the initial framework of the story was a script about a transmigrator roaming freely in another world, after several revisions, she changed the core content from the kind of pretentious plot that appeals to the general public to a more humorous script.

Next, she hopes that Megumi Kato will play the protagonist who travels to another world in the story.

The story follows a tale of a monster that wreaks havoc in the local area and is so powerful that even noble knights dare not confront it, defeating it with a low-profile, unique method, and then going to a restaurant to feast after receiving the bounty.

This extremely reckless and uncouth behavior was seen by the second female lead in the story, a noble knight's daughter, as an opportunity to show off.

However, just as tensions were running high, the young lady's father arrived at the scene, knelt down on one knee in front of her, and shouted "Welcome back, hero!" This, combined with the young lady's exaggerated facial expressions, created a dramatic reversal.

"Although it sounds like a cliché, I have to say this upfront."

Kasumigaoka Utaha spoke eloquently: "Next, Eriri, you must vividly portray your usual silly self. After you finish, you also have to put it into practice and draw it in the illustrations. After all, you are a comedic character who joins the main group in this chapter, so remember to make it as exaggerated as possible."

After saying that, she covered her lips as if she had let something slip: "Oh dear, this is bad, I accidentally said what was on my mind."

“It’s a bit pitiful, Eriri.” Suo Yuki nodded, seemingly resisting the plot, but she was just expressing her pity. Then she changed the subject: “But if you insist, Kasumigaoka-senpai, we can have Eriri kneel down and become the protagonist group’s slave right now. Whenever we encounter a terrifying big boss, Eriri can lead the charge. That way, it will not only be more dramatic, but it will also make everything more interesting.”

Throughout this process, Megumi Kato remained completely silent.

Eriri Sawamura's expression froze, perfectly capturing the damage.

Damn it, Kasumigaoka Utaha, you're not even going to act anymore, are you?

The blonde-haired loser bared his teeth, now extremely angry: "So, Kasumigaoka Utaha, what kind of role do you, as a woman, intend to play?!"

Chapter 122. Kato Megumi: I Saw a Monster

After a while, the discussion among the passerby heroines became quite lively.

The content of the exchange was still closely related to the fantasy hero drama.

Unfortunately, the few customers present were all engrossed in their own little worlds.

If someone were to jump out at this point and ask, "You've never been a hero, what nonsense are you spouting?" the situation would likely become much more interesting.

However, from an outsider's perspective, the style over there is quite abstract.

Basically, Kasumigaoka Utaha asks a question, and Kato Megumi and Eriri start acting awkwardly.

"My name is X, and I'm a mercenary who accidentally killed the dragon." Kato, adopting the protagonist's perspective, began reciting his lines with a calm expression, as if reading aloud.

Upon hearing this, Suoh Yuki, a junior officer, feigned shock and whispered cautiously to the blonde girl beside her, "Sir, she...she's that one who's recently become quite famous in the Bounty Hunter Guild..."

"Don't you even know who I am? Move the table over!" Eriri Sawamura glared at her, trying her best to look down on Megumi Kato.

His expression was as if he had been stuffed with a hundred Rikers 5 sticks; he was completely humiliated.

have to say.

A bit Tang Dynasty.

"Cough." Li Yinguang couldn't help but laugh.

Li Yinguang was able to understand Eriri's reluctance and bitterness through the emotion broadcasting system, but it was different for Alyssa. She showed a slightly dumbfounded expression and couldn't help but nudge the young man's soft spot with her elbow.

Hmm, it's hard, but a little warm. This made the Russian girl, who was doing this on purpose, a little shy, and her pretty face, which was whiter than snowflakes, blushed noticeably.

But...

This opportunity for contact.

There will be plenty more in the future.

What Alyssa was most curious about was what these guys were doing.

Why this clumsy and cringeworthy drama?

"What's going on? Is he an actor or an abstract artist?"

Could it be that to compile a novel, someone has to put on such a vivid and ugly performance in front of these creators to inspire them? This puzzled feeling made Alyssa feel a little admiration for the industry. Unfortunately, this admiration for writers did not last long before it was directly rejected by Li Yinguang.

No one in the world understands creation better than Li Yinguang. As a diary creator with two hundred readers, he must vindicate this industry! Kasumigaoka Utaha isn't actually that amazing; her first book only sold 50 copies, which is less than the daily income of Mole Beans from his manor.

"How could that be? Creators aren't that superficial. I think this whole series of performances was intentional on that woman's part. I guess she was going to take an insulin injection but had no excuse."

"..."

Hearing Li Yinguang's knowing attitude towards the woman with black stockings, big breasts, and long legs, Elisa Kujo pursed her lips and stared intently at her childhood friend. Even if Li Yinguang wanted to ignore her, he couldn't, and could only look back at her with a puzzled expression.

"Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?"

"....nothing."

Elisa Kujo smoothed her bangs, feigning calmness, but inwardly she was furious at Li Yinguang for posing such a brilliant rhetorical question.

What a dense, clueless idiot.

He acted as if he knew a hostile woman so well.

Alyssa stared at the intellectual beauty, who was completely different from her, with a sensitive and wary gaze.

Completely unaware that Li Yinguang knew the truth about the other party's psychological state solely from information in his diary.

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Kasumigaoka Utaha is enjoying a good show; her pleasure level has increased by 10.

Kasumigaoka Utaha is planning a new play, anticipation level +10

[Yuki Suo was asked to appear as an extra, novelty +10]

Eriri Sawamura was forced to kneel and shout at the people, "Please allow me to be your comrade again, okay?" Humiliation level +100.

[Alyssa Kujo is extremely dissatisfied that her childhood friend pays more attention to outsiders than to her, her displeasure level increases by 300]

[Alyssa Kujo is extremely frustrated that she cannot cultivate the charm of an intellectual beauty; her grievance level increases by 500.]

[Alyssa Kujo wants to have more contact with her childhood friend, but she doesn't dare to be too proactive. Expectation level +1000]

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Damn it, it has to be a childhood sweetheart. The combined emotional value of all these holders isn't even one-tenth of that of my own childhood sweetheart.

Upon seeing this, Li Yinguang understood.

Then I looked to my side.

Alyssa looked downcast, her little face drooping, like a neglected kitten.

A pair of perked-up ears quietly listened to the sounds beside them.