Anime Crossover: Post-Apocalyptic Survival, My Stand is the World

"So cute."

Chapter 177 The Geniuses' Apocalyptic Survival Plan

"It's so cute."

The moment Kaguya Shinomiya's dreamlike whisper, filled with infatuation and admiration, rang out, the air on the entire rooftop seemed to freeze.

Su Chen and the girls all looked on in bewilderment.

Looking at the young lady with long, straight black hair in front of him, who was clearly covered in dirt and looked disheveled, but whose eyes were as bright as a two-thousand-watt light bulb, he was a little confused.

cute?

What is cute?

Are you talking about...us?

Beside her, the blond student council president, Miyuki Shirogane, finally came to his senses after a brief moment of shock.

He looked at the group of "uninvited guests" who had suddenly appeared in front of him, especially the leader, a man so handsome that he felt a little ashamed of himself. A complex expression filled with vigilance and "male dignity" instantly appeared on his face.

"Who...who are you people?"

He suddenly stood up, tightly shielding the still infatuated Kaguya Shinomiya behind him, and questioned her in what he thought was a dignified voice, but which was actually slightly hoarse from not drinking water for several days.

"This is the absolute territory of our Shuchiin Academy Student Council. Any unauthorized intruder will be subject to the most severe judgment by Student Council President Miyuki Shirogane."

"puff."

Hearing his territorial declaration, brimming with chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur), Michiru Hyodo was the first in the group to burst out laughing. Even Saeko Busujima, whose lips were usually quite composed, couldn't help but let a slight smile appear on her face.

"OK OK."

Su Chen waved his hand, somewhat amused and exasperated, to indicate that he meant no harm.

He looked at the two lovable, silly couple before him and asked in the kindest possible tone:

"We meant no harm, we were just passing by. But you two..."

His gaze swept over the pile of annual budget reports on the ground, which had long since been turned to dust. "How did we survive in this godforsaken place?"

……

This question seemed to have precisely struck the G-spot of Shirogane Miyuki and Shinomiya Kaguya's pride as geniuses.

The two men exchanged a glance, both seeing in each other's eyes a burning fighting spirit that seemed to say, "It's time to show our true skills."

"Hum hum……"

Shirogane Miyuki cleared his throat, a confident smile on his face that exuded the authority of a guild leader, as if everything was under control.

"Good question."

"Let me show you. Our Shuchiin Academy Student Council has devised a post-apocalyptic survival plan, which is the culmination of human wisdom."

After saying that, he and Kaguya Shinomiya solemnly, as if taking out sacred artifacts from a holy ritual implement, each pulled out a book from their robes that was as thick as a dictionary...

Shuchiin Academy: Doomsday Crisis Response White Paper

Then, they began their presentation of results, which was full of ingenious wisdom and also utterly ridiculous...

"first."

Miyuki Shirogane opened the first page of his "White Paper," his expression solemn, as if he were reading a paper that could change the world.

"Based on my analysis of the psychology of kings, those so-called monsters, although they seem ferocious, are ultimately just beasts without intelligence."

"Therefore, as long as I issue the 'No Entry' order to them with the absolute authority of the student council president of Shuchiin Academy, they will absolutely not dare to step into this teaching building. This is a kind of absolute suppression of subordinates on a spiritual level by superiors."

"..."

"And then there's me."

Kaguya Shinomiya proudly opened her "White Paper," her posture suggesting she was showcasing a multi-billion dollar acquisition by her family business.

"Considering the potential inflation and shortages of supplies in the apocalypse, I have unilaterally activated the highest emergency plan of our Shinomiya Foundation."

· ········Requesting flowers··· ··

"That is to use the almost limitless wealth of our Shinomiya family to 'acquire' the entire apocalypse, along with all the monsters and survivors."

"To resolve all disputes at their root."

"..."

"at last."

The two of them turned to the last page of the white paper in unison, where the core of their plan was written in huge, bold font.

"As long as we can hold out here until the final victory, then the ultimate survivor in this brutal doomsday elimination round will become the god of the new world."

... ... 0

"Love is war, and in war, the one who confesses first loses."

"Therefore, in this doomsday war, whoever asks the other for help first loses."

"..."

"..."

"..."

When this brilliant couple solemnly announced their ultimate core idea, which was full of the spirit of a battle of wits in love.

The entire rooftop fell into a deathly... eerie silence.

Su Chen and the girls stared blankly.

Looking at these two people in front of me, who are clearly starving to death but are still stubbornly burning through budget reports over such a pointless question as "whoever asks for help first loses"... the ultimate idiots.

Their brains completely stopped functioning.

In the end, it was Kasumigaoka Utaha, the cunning strategist with an unusual way of thinking, who was the first to recover from the huge amount of information and the ridiculous points.

She slowly raised her hand and sincerely applauded the treasure-like, silly couple in front of her.

Then, in a tone full of admiration and respect, he gave the final and most accurate summary of this ridiculous presentation.

"I would like to call you..."

"Theoretically the strongest." (Next)

Chapter 178 The War of Confession

"The strongest in theory."

The moment Kasumigaoka Utaha's ultimate, soul-stirring witty remark rang out.

The air on the entire rooftop was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

(Except for those two idiots who are still clueless.)

"That's right!"

Shirogane Miyuki even puffed out his chest with a proud expression, as if he took Utaha's sarcastic "praise" as a genuine compliment.

"Our student council's plan is so flawless!"

"..."

Looking at this guy who was completely beyond saving, Su Chen sighed with a sense of despair.

He no longer wanted to waste another word with these two "geniuses" whose brains were abnormally shaped by "330" brain regions.

He just wanted to pack them up and take them away as soon as possible, then throw them at Yukino or Mai to relieve their headaches.

So he went straight to the point and extended an invitation that was full of humanitarian spirit.

"Alright, you two are the 'strongest in theory'."

"Stop burning documents here."

"—Come with us."

“We have a relatively safe base with plenty of food and clean water.”

"?"

"?"

Upon hearing the tempting words "food" and "water," both Shirogane Miyuki and Shinomiya Kaguya's already rumbling stomachs, which were practically sticking to their backs from hunger, gave a whine.

On their faces, a look of excitement appeared simultaneously.

however--

Just when Su Chen thought they would immediately agree with gratitude.

A change occurred.

After exchanging a glance, the two idiots seemed to be electrocuted and instantly turned their heads away!

The "heart flutter" that had just appeared on his face instantly turned into a serious expression full of vigilance and fighting spirit!

coming!

The final chapter of the "Battle of Wits in Love"!

[A War of Confessions in a Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland!]

—The battle has officially begun!

'Oops! ’

Alarm bells rang in Shirogane Miyuki's mind, and his brain instantly raced to its limit.

This man has extended an invitation to "join the stronghold"! Undoubtedly, this is a golden opportunity to escape this perilous situation! But!

He secretly glanced at the long-haired, black-haired young lady beside him, who also had a solemn expression, as if she were pondering some important national matter.

'If I were to agree to his request first, and then 'invite' Shinomiya to join me... wouldn't that be tantamount to me indirectly confessing my ultimate desire to 'live with you' in this life-or-death situation filled with the 'suspension bridge effect'?'

'No! Absolutely not! If I did that, I'd lose completely in this battle of love!'

……

'hehe……'

at the same time.

Kaguya Shinomiya's mind was also undergoing a similarly turbulent mental storm!

'How foolish, President! Do you think I can't see through your petty, bourgeois scheme? You want me to speak first, then go along with it, 'granting' my colleague's request in a condescending manner? And thus, you hope to achieve final victory in this war that stakes on the honor of the Shinomiya family and the student council?'

'—How naive!'

'I, Kaguya Shinomiya, will absolutely not let you have your way! Today, right here! I will make you utter that 'defeated declaration' first: 'Shinomiya, let's go together!''

……

And so, under the speechless gazes of Su Chen and the others, a gaze that seemed to say, "Are you two crazy?"...

Both Miyuki Shirogane and Kaguya Shinomiya desperately wanted to join, yet they stubbornly refused to utter the words, "Okay, let's join."

The scene became extremely awkward.

It's also extremely silly.

"that……"

In the end, Su Chen couldn't stand it anymore.

He tentatively asked, "What exactly are you two struggling with?"

"—It's nothing!" x2

The two shouted back in unison, then glared at each other fiercely.

"..."

Su Chen looked at the two arrogant people in front of him, who could be described as "the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix," and then looked at the setting sun on the horizon.

His already dwindling patience was finally completely exhausted at this moment.