I found a life simulator.

After much deliberation, Su Ze decided against clarifying the situation. Why bother? Misunderstandings would only make the other party think that the couple had a very good relationship.

Rather than dispelling the other person's confusion, it's better to make them believe without a doubt.

Originally, he and Erina had to deal with these things and maintain the image of a 'loving couple,' and this was undoubtedly an opportunity.

That's right.

I put my cards on the table.

Even though I haven't done anything, I'm telling you today that I'm a tough guy, an incredibly tough guy.

In practice, he's hesitant and timid; in theory, he's experienced countless battles.

As outrageous as it gets, that's how outrageous it is.

“How can this be considered a private matter?” Alice Nakiri said with a slight smile. “The children that my sister gives birth to will all be the elite of the Nakiri family in the future.”

Erina couldn't connect to the server and didn't understand the conversation at first, but after thinking about it carefully, she strung all the words together.

I immediately realized what the two of them were talking about.

His expression completely changed.

“I heard everything clearly from the next room yesterday. You two were up for at least an hour, you must have used three, right?” Alice noticed Erina Nakiri’s expression, and the little devil inside her was driving her to tease her cousin indirectly.

She made groping motions.

You're so dirty-minded.

To be honest, Su Ze was having a hard time with Nakiri Alice, Erina's cousin. Was this just plain dirty talk? It was almost like talking about the Lich King.

I need a strong stain remover.

"An hour? Do you think an hour is enough?" Su Ze sneered. Although he was a virgin, no one said that a virgin couldn't be a virgin.

Virgins indeed lack experience.

Therefore, the duration of a virgin's first time is unknown.

Since the duration of the first time is unknown, it is all counted as a "macho man".

"At least two hours, three? You underestimate me. I have strong kidneys, so I didn't calculate it precisely, but it should have taken at least four. The commotion this morning was caused by me." Su Ze took all the blame, one sentence at a time.

"Erina almost couldn't get out of bed today, and yes, it was my fault." Su Ze's face was full of 'confidence,' but in his heart he was planning to get rid of this cousin as soon as possible.

Erina's face grew increasingly red.

The exchange between Su Ze and Alice Nakiri.

Those with a strong sense of shame went first.

However, neither Su Ze nor Alice Nakiri had a strong sense of shame. On the contrary, Erina Nakiri, the bystander, had the strongest sense of shame. Unable to bear it any longer, Erina Nakiri walked to the area under the television in the living room and reached into some storage compartments to look for something.

I found a few old newspapers.

It was rolled up and made into the shape of a paper baseball bat.

First, give Su Ze, who's always spouting nonsense, a good whack on the head.

"Alright, have you said enough!" Erina's tone was neither angry nor resentful, but her sense of shame was palpable.

"Rina and Arisawa are awake! If you still dare to talk about this, I'll kill you both!" Erina Nakiri went into berserk mode.

The rolled-up newspaper baseball bat slammed down twice more on Su Ze and Alice Nakiri's heads.

Su Ze was moved to tears.

I just said a few words, why should I be beaten?

Wasn't I just doing this to cover for them?

You can't exactly say you have kidney deficiency, can you? Not only do you have kidney deficiency, but you also ejaculate prematurely?

Erina Nakiri, that tigress is so unreasonable.

"I was wrong, I was wrong. You're the one who made it so I can't get out of bed." Su Ze realized he had said something wrong and quickly clarified what he had said earlier.

You're the one who's fierce, not me.

My question.

After a little thought, that makes sense.

When playing professionally, if you make a great play, you can't brag about how awesome you are; you have to brag about how awesome your teammates are. That way, your teammates will be all smiles. What's so great about me? I'm just a tool.

You're still the fiercest.

The painting startled me.

"You still said that!"

Erina Nakiri was so angry she couldn't speak, and the paper baseball bat in her hand began to play an elegant drumming sound on Su Ze's head.

Shut up!

Give me some money.

Chapter 30 Erina's Comeback

“I oppose domestic violence,” Su Ze said, scratching his head.

Even though it doesn't hurt, we still need to express our attitude and stance.

Erina sat on the sofa, panting heavily, with her arms crossed and her head turned away from Su Ze, her face a picture of typical anger. The newspaper was smashed.

A room door was opened.

"Papa, good morning!" Yuzawa came out yawning. "Oh, I'm hungry, let's cook."

Erina Nakiri was furious.

I don't want to make breakfast.

Moreover, the way Arisawa addressed her made Erina feel a little uncomfortable. Arisawa used more colloquial and friendly terms when addressing Suze, but used honorifics when addressing her.

"If you're not going to do it, go find your dad." Erina Nakiri felt a surge of resentment. Her son and daughter were both so attached to their father, so distant from their own mother!

Besides, I happen to be in a bad mood right now and don't feel like cooking.

"Then your old man is going to show you a special skill." Su Ze waved his hand. "Let's have fried eggs for breakfast."

This is my special skill when it comes to breakfast.

They're incredibly skilled.

Although it doesn't look very appealing, it's definitely edible!

"Huh?!" Arisawa turned to Alice Nakiri and said, "Good morning, Aunt Alice. Could you make me two breakfasts?"

"How could you not trust your father's cooking skills so much!" Su Ze was in tears. He had become very familiar with this role after taking his son and daughter to and from school these past few days.

"If Papa's breakfast is delicious, I'll eat it every day," Youze said, his words sincere.

"With such a big appetite, does Yuzawa want two portions?" Alice Nakiri said with a smile.

“No, one is for Rina,” Arisawa replied.

"What about Mom and Dad's share?" Su Ze asked curiously, wanting to see how You Ze would answer the question.

“Mom will make breakfast for Dad,” Youze said earnestly. “Mom only said she wouldn’t make breakfast for me, she didn’t say she wouldn’t make breakfast for you.”

"Okay, Auntie will make you breakfast right away." Alice Nakiri nodded and said. It seems that little Nakiri Yuzawa is being well-educated.

Just as Alice Nakiri was about to get up.

A figure blocked her way.

"What are you planning to do now?" Alice Nakiri asked, watching Erina's retreating figure.

"The kitchen is a restricted area; no unauthorized personnel allowed," Erina Nakiri said coldly. "I'll make breakfast for my children myself; they won't like what you make."

Damn arrogant!

You're such a proud and arrogant person!

Alice Nakiri and Suze were both internally complaining at the same time.

Watching Erina walk towards the kitchen.

Su Ze turned to look at Alice Nakiri, "By the way, Alice, what does it mean that Erina is making a comeback? I didn't quite understand what you meant earlier."

"Didn't Erina tell you?" Alice Nakiri pondered. "It's not a big deal. Erina married you seven years ago and then retired from the culinary world."

"Isn't there a cooking competition for Food Souls this year? Erina is going to be a judge, which is practically a comeback for her, and it's also a kind of gimmick for this cooking competition, right?"

When Su Ze heard that Erina was a judge, he realized that Erina's status in the culinary world was not low, but Su Ze never expected that Erina's status in the culinary world was so high.

The level of competition has even become a gimmick for a cooking contest.

Only a god-like figure in the culinary world could receive such treatment, right?

The main reason is that Su Ze doesn't understand the culinary world, but judging from this, she must be at least a queen-level player in the culinary world.

One word: Fierce!

No wonder your cooking is so delicious.

If this is the level of development ten years ago, what will it be like in ten years?

“We’re all going! I heard there are a lot of amazing chefs at this cooking competition!” Alice Nakiri squinted her eyes. “As an examiner, I’m really looking forward to it.”

“But, Aze, you have to be careful,” Alice Nakiri said jokingly. “There are a lot of people who admire Erina. Erina’s charm is the kind that appeals to both men and women.”

"My secretary said that once we get there, she's going to steal your wife."

At this moment.

Su Ze calmly placed his hand on You Ze's waist, lifted You Ze up, and said, "See this? My son with Erina."

"Those guys, one by one, I'll crush them." Su Ze said nonchalantly. This was the confidence of a professional player. Whoever goes up against me is guaranteed to be crushed.

Su Ze put down You Ze.

While Su Ze and Alice were chatting.

A cheerful footstep echoed in the room.

Rina also woke up.

"Papa, I want to be hugged too!" Rina pouted when she saw Yuzawa being hugged.

"Having kids is really troublesome." Alice Nakiri was actually quite envious, but she just needed to find a reason to express that she wasn't envious at all.

“Troublesome, naughty kids are troublesome, but easy-going kids aren’t troublesome at all.” Su Ze thought for a moment and said, “You Ze is the particularly well-behaved type.”

"Am I not being good?" Rina crossed her arms, her angry face mirroring Erina's.

“You’re just like your mother.” Su Ze didn’t answer directly.

"So you mean I'm being naughty?" Rina's tone rose, sounding like she was angry, but her voice was so childish that it sounded like she was being coquettish.

"Breakfast is ready." Erina brought out a plate from the kitchen, on which were beautifully made rice balls. "There weren't enough ingredients, so someone might have to make do."

"I understand, it's because I'm not worthy." Su Ze said with a frown, recounting what had happened that morning. It was quite normal for Erina to have a problem with him.

From now on, I will only speak well of Erina and not say anything bad about her.

Those ears are really sharp.

"Alice, go out and buy breakfast yourself." Erina Nakiri glanced at Su Ze.

Although Su Ze always says things that give you a headache, Erina chooses to put Alice in her place rather than let her deliberately cause trouble and stir up problems.

What's more.

My son and daughter are both here.

Prioritize exporting to other countries.

"Now that you have a husband, you don't want your sister anymore?" Alice Nakiri feigned a pitiful, desperate expression. "We are related by blood."

Eh...

It seems like my cousin can't be considered an outsider either.

"Fine, I won't give you food then. Hehe, I can find a better restaurant anywhere else! Who cares about you!" Alice Nakiri said, sticking out her tongue.

Despite being quite old, he still acts like a child.