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Upon hearing this, Tamamo-no-Mae and Jeanne d'Arc immediately retorted, clearly displeased.
"Dirty? Meow, I'm very particular about cleanliness, I brush my fur every day!"
"Huh? This queen seems different from that princess with the cake-shaped hair. It's one thing if she doesn't recognize me, but what kind of attitude is that? Has she lost her mind? Is she looking for trouble?" Joan of Arc said angrily.
Queen Mary, who had been smiling just a moment ago, now had a grim face and hysterically roared, "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You rude people! You have no respect for the royal family! Are you revolutionaries?! Behead them! Behead them! My homies!"
The black men playing croquet over there, upon hearing the queen's shouts, immediately dropped their croquet clubs and charged over, yelling "Cut off! Cut off!"
Chapter 177 Tea Party After the Escape
Marie Antoinette, born in Vienna, was a beloved princess of Austria and the former Archduchess of Austria. At the age of 11, she accepted a marriage proposal from the French royal family, and at 14, she officially married Louis XVI, then Crown Prince. In her early years, she hadn't even fully mastered French.
She officially became Queen of France at the age of 18, a noblewoman among nobles, a dazzling and charismatic presence at banquets and balls. However, due to France's unresolved financial crisis, she was known as the "Madame Deficit" and was ultimately executed during the French Revolution.
Now, she has debuted as a Servant, shining like an idol, and enjoys great popularity in the English version.
The reason is that when she speaks English, she unconsciously uses black gang slang, and every sentence contains the word "homie," just like how Princess Ziwei speaks with the same tone as Xiaoyanzi, constantly talking about gangsters and calling Erkang "brother" while talking about love.
Or perhaps the monk Xuanzang was walking down the street and said to someone, "What are you worried about? Try looking again!" Without a word, he would grab a stick and charge at them.
That created a charming contrast. Some even speculated that he might actually be a godfather.
However, this Mary is different; she is wearing a black dress and looks older than the princess we saw in the game.
"Wait! Your Majesty? What are you doing? They are my guests." Emperor Louis asked Queen Marie Antoinette.
"My dear, you're just too kind, that's why you were deceived by those people. Don't worry, leave everything to me. As long as I'm here, no one can hurt our family anymore." Queen Mary stroked the Emperor's face, and after that, the Emperor seemed to be hypnotized and quieted down.
“Your Majesty…please calm down. They are not villains!” Dion pleaded.
"Little Dion, don't worry, I won't be angry with you, so just stand here obediently! Let's do it! My homie!" The black queen waved her hand, and the black men behind her, all wearing playing card t-shirts, raised their pistols and automatic machine guns, pointing them at Shirou, Tamamo Cat, and Jeanne.
Magic bullet?!
The moment Shirou drew his gun, he sensed danger, rushed forward, and projected the Sevenfold Ring of Blazing Heaven to block the girls' path.
"Whoever tries to hurt their master, I'll eat them all! Meow!!!" Tamamo Cat revealed its sharp claws, which it usually kept hidden, and let out a ferocious roar for the first time.
"Now we don't have to worry about the emperor's favor! Burn you all!" Joan of Arc shouted, raising her banner.
The two girls were met with another hail of bullets.
"Whether you're a cat or a panda, if you want to challenge the Queen's authority, you'd better try our big eagles first!" The burly black men snapped their fingers rhythmically and sang hip-hop in unison. Piano music could be heard from inside the room, providing accompaniment for the men.
Behind those burly Black men, some people started breakdancing, shooting while rapping and spewing profanities.
"I've decided, I'll burn you all!" Joan of Arc roared furiously.
"I can't hold back anymore! Those annoying guys, beat them all down!" Tamamo Cat roared, raising its sharp claws.
"Wait! Jeanne, just knock Tamamo Cat unconscious! Don't kill them! These people are likely humans who were caught up in from the outside world," Shirou shouted.
"Tch! That Cake Queen, she really is insane!" Joan of Arc was very annoyed, but she still put away her sword and smashed it with the flagpole.
"Okay, meow!" Tamamo Cat also retracted its claws back into its paw pads.
With Shirou's help to block the bullets, Jeanne and Tamamo Cat seized the opportunity to counterattack, and the operation went smoothly, gradually scattering the rap black shooting team.
Black Queen Mary shouted in dissatisfaction, "The execution squad, come out! Behead them! Behead them! Throw these rude scoundrels into prison, and we'll behead them another day!!!"
A dark shadow flashed by, and a male servant rushed out first, swinging his sword at Jeanne d'Arc.
Joan of Arc quickly raised a flag to block the attack. At that moment, she recognized the attackers and exclaimed in surprise.
"Hey? So it was you in the decapitation squad! Why are you the only one who's white, and the rest are all black!"
"Hmph, Dragon Witch, it was you who took care of me back then," Sanson said coldly.
“You’re an executioner, not an assassin, are you? What is a decapitation squad?” Joan of Arc asked.
"Well, there are people even worse off than me. The person playing the piano accompaniment inside is Mozart, you know," Sanson said nonchalantly.
"Eh?!" Even Shirou was startled this time.
Following Sanson, a group of nimble, tall, thin black axemen surrounded them, wielding magically enhanced weapons and hacking at them simultaneously.
The silver-haired girl and Tamamo-no-Mae.
"Damn it! Shirou, this is no time to hold back!" Jeanne d'Arc unleashed a burst of flames and charged toward Queen Marie Antoinette, who was dressed in black.
A flash of sword light, accompanied by a fierce sword wind, actually extinguished the flames.
D'Eon raised his sword and held it upright in front of him, extinguishing Joan of Arc's magical flames and deflecting Tamamo Cat's claw attack. He respectfully said to the person behind him, "Your Majesty, please retreat to a safe place. If you wish to harm Your Majesty, then I will be your opponent!"
"Hmph, I'll leave it to you, and Amadeus too! You come out and fight!" Queen Marie Antoinette led Emperor Louis toward Versailles Palace.
"Yes, yes, Mary, you really know how to order people around. I don't want to play for these Black Family buddies, but I don't want to fight either." At this moment, a thin, long-haired man walked out and began to play strange music.
Under the spell of the music, Shirou felt the magical energy flowing through his body become chaotic, and his physical condition rapidly deteriorated. However, D'Eon and Sanson continued to grow stronger with the music.
"Meow!?" Tamamo Cat exclaimed in surprise.
“Shirou, stop. With the three of us here, you can’t possibly beat us. If you stop now, even though you’ll be in prison for a while, I promise I’ll plead for you. As soon as the Queen’s anger subsides, you’ll be released,” D’Eon urged.
“Yes, as a truly abnormal trio working together, we can be considered an invincible combination in some ways. With Dion’s defense, Sanson’s assassination, and me in charge of restraint and support, you may be very strong, but you won’t stand a chance,” Mozart said with a smile.
"That weird music is so annoying, meow! Brilliant Sunlight, Nap Palace, Wine Pool and Meat Forest!!! Kill all those who want to hurt Master! Meow meow meow!!!" Tamamo Cat suddenly unleashed a powerful burst of strength, unleashing a wild and frenzied claw attack on all the enemies in front of it, whether they were black gunmen, axemen, or even Dion, Sanson, and Mozart! It was as if it wanted to tear everything in front of it to pieces.
The black people were blasted away by the claw wind, but Tamamo Cat remembered its master's order and spared their lives.
However, due to the Noble Phantasm attack from those who remained behind, D'Eon used her solid defensive swordsmanship to block the attack. Sanson dodged the attack, and Mozart, at the very back, ran directly out of Tamamo Cat's attack range.
The three most troublesome Servants pursued them unscathed.
"Meow~ Master, I'm out of energy, I want to sleep so much woof..." Tamamo Cat yawned and lay down on the ground to fall asleep.
"Don't sleep! There's no other way, Jeanne! Retreat!" Shirou ran forward, picked up Tamamo Cat with one hand, and ran outside.
"Damn it! Roar! My wrath!" Jeanne unleashed a wall of scorching fire, blocking D'Eon and the others' pursuit, and then caught up with Shirou, rushing out of the palace.
Shirou, along with Jeanne d'Arc and Tamamo Cat, escaped from the palace. After leaving the outer garden, they arrived at an open space where they encountered the Mad Hatter Elizabeth and Dormouse Gyobu-hime, who were also having a tea party there that day.
"Meow? Is that Princess Osakabe?!" Tamamo Cat, who was being carried away by Shirou in one arm, woke up at this moment.
"Ah, it's Tamamo Neko, one of the members of Alter-Ego-TMAMO-nine." Osakabe-hime, who was lying on the table, lazily raised her head and said when she saw the person.
"This is the shrine maiden's pen pal, and I guess you could call her the cat's pen pal too, although I don't use my phone often. Cat toys, yarn balls, and frisbees are more suitable for me," Tamamo Cat reported to the boy.
"What is TMAMO-NINE?" Shirou asked, puzzled.
Tamamo Neko said seriously: "Tamamo Gucci who loves luxury goods, Tamamo model who is self-centered and selfish, Tamamo Midori who is talented and beautiful secretary, Tamamo Hime who lives like a princess every day, Tamamo Aria who is mysterious, JK Tamamo who strives to become an idol... and seven others, as well as the shrine maiden in her true form!"
These are all formidable enemies that the cat must defeat! Although the shrine maiden already has a lifelong commitment to someone, her master is just too handsome; if they saw him, they would definitely fall for him!
Tamamo-neko felt an unprecedented sense of crisis and pounced on the boy, saying, "Master, quickly pat my head, give me more love, so I can grow up quickly, grow nine tails, and take care of them, woof!"
"Yes, yes." Shirou chuckled and stroked the cat's head, not thinking much of it. It was probably just like the sisters arguing.
At this moment, the Mad Hatter—no, Elizabeth wearing the hat—who was hosting the tea party, could no longer contain her urge to stand before everyone and sing a song. She walked directly to the tea table and began to speak:
"Well, welcome everyone to my concert. It's a pleasure to have so many guests. I'll start by singing a song. Welcome everyone!"
"Yes, yes, sing it!" Princess Osaka replied casually, putting on the soundproof earmuffs that were transformed from the White Heron, a treasure she controlled, once again, completely unconcerned about what was happening outside.
Although she's supposed to be a dorm mouse, aside from catching up on sleep, she spends most of her time pretending to be asleep at the table, engrossed in her phone. Because she's a homebody, she doesn't even know what to say at a tea party?
That annoying, socially-minded rabbit from before hasn't come here either. Although she was quite unpleasant, we could surprisingly chat for a bit about life at home. However, after being grabbed by the woman who suddenly appeared a few days ago, she never came back. She was probably killed with a machete.
But all of that is fine now. All that's left is Aidoulu, who thinks about singing all day. I was hoping for some peace and quiet, but one left and a whole bunch of people came.
'Sing faster, Elizabeth! Use your destructive voice to drive away these guys who are disturbing the princess's peace!' Princess Osakabe thought to herself.
"Oh, it's all up to everyone's idols~!" Elizabeth swished her tail, picked up the microphone that the spear had transformed into, and was about to start the show.
"Wait! Wait!" Shirou quickly called out to stop.
"What? You're dressed like a nobleman, where did this ignorant little deer come from?" Elizabeth asked, glancing at the boy.
"Would you like some tea, Master?" Tamamo-no-Mae asked, pulling a bamboo basket from her pocket.
"Yes, yes! Let's have a cup of tea and some snacks first!" Shirou readily agreed, placing the basket on the table and lifting the lid.
"Hmm...it smells so good. Well then, let's postpone the concert a little longer." Elizabeth put away the microphone, returned to her seat, and said with a smile.
"Did you make this, Tamamo-neko?" Gyobu-hime was also attracted by the aroma. She looked up and asked the catgirl wearing an apron beside her with a puzzled expression.
"These are tea snacks that Master and I made together. Master is such a nuisance, actually competing with me for the jobs of cooking and cleaning," the carefree Tamamo cat complained, a rare occurrence for her.
"What? He's good at cooking and likes doing housework. Is this the ideal man for me, Princess? He can take care of me in the city for the rest of his life and never have to leave the house for hundreds of years~!" Princess Xingbu adjusted her glasses and carefully examined the young man.
Finally, she made up her mind, took off her glasses, and her whole demeanor changed instantly. If she was a somewhat gloomy, homebody girl with a hat before, she has now become an elegant and noble princess.
"Hey, Master of Tamamo Cat, would you be willing to fetch something from thousands of miles away and deliver it to the door of someone you care about?"
"Sure, sure?" Shirou replied, puzzled, not understanding what the Servant girl meant by that question. 'It's just picking up a package, isn't it?'
"Would you be willing to prepare the food that someone is hungry in the middle of the night and have it delivered to their door?"
"Sure, but it's always better to develop healthy lifestyle habits," Shirou said to the girl. "In situations like this, ordering takeout is usually enough, isn't it?"
"Anyway, please add the princess as a friend and leave your contact information~!" Princess Osakabe mustered her courage, held up her phone with both hands, and asked.
"Sure, but this is a dream. So you can use a cell phone here?" Shirou looked at the frail-looking girl with long black hair who called herself a princess with a puzzled expression, and handed her his cell phone number and chat app account as he wrote them down.
"Yes, I was attracted here while I was sleeping, but with a Noble Phantasm, nothing is a problem. In fact, I wouldn't be able to survive without my phone." Osakabehime took the note and quickly operated her phone as she spoke.
"Haa." Shirou nodded. Although he didn't quite understand, it seemed that this girl was a very powerful Servant.
"Emiya-kun, right? I've already added you as a friend, remember to add me back~!" Osakabe-hime said shyly. Let's start by sending each other messages, and then develop into an online romance. Hmm, that would be enough for my whole life.
"Yes, that's my online nickname. You can just call me Shirou here. If it's convenient, could you tell me your name?" Shirou asked the girl.
"Mr. Shirou? Princess, I am Princess Gyobe, a yokai princess residing in the castle tower of Himeji Castle, the guardian deity of Himeji Castle, the land god, and also the embodiment of Himeji Castle! Originally a fox girl, but because there are too many foxes here, I accepted my pen pal's suggestion and descended to this world as a pink bat yokai~! Nice to meet you." The girl spoke with the majesty of a princess or rather, a deity.
"Ah, nice to meet you. Himeji Castle? That ancient first castle of Wa Province? After the fox princess, the cat maid, and the dragon girl, now even a castle has appeared..." Shirou muttered.
"By the way, Elizabeth, how did you get here?" Shirou asked.
“Me? Of course, I’ll fly over no obstacle if there’s a need for idols!” Elizabeth replied matter-of-factly.
"However, because the queen here is terrifying and will behead people at the drop of a hat, my concert has not been held yet."
She kindly offered to lend me her musician Mozart as an accompanist so I could tour her country. And she just kicked me out, saying she'd chop me off if I dared approach!
"She clearly had a bunch of Black soldiers rapping with her, she really doesn't know how to appreciate music. She actually made that famous Mozart play the piano for those hip-hop artists! She's going to be punished by heaven!"
"No, I think you guys are about the same..." Shirou muttered under his breath.
"What are you saying?!" Elizabeth puffed out her cheeks and glared at the boy.
“Seriously, that’s true… I’m good at elegant court music and opera, whether it’s a tragedy about being tormented by fate; a comedy about being blessed by God and defeating the devil to achieve happiness; or a hymn to the Lord; I think I can handle them all. I could even try to imitate the composing style of Beethoven. But hip-hop is just too much to ask.” At this moment, a complaining voice came from the woods, and the rustling grass revealed the figures of three followers.
"The Servants have caught up? Why did it take you so long to realize it!" Shirou asked.
"No, I'm sorry, Shirou-senpai. I accidentally restarted the machine when I saw Elizabeth was about to sing..." Mashu said apologetically, her face flushed.
"Alright, now's not the time to talk about this. Let's prepare for battle!" Shirou projected Gan Jiang and Mo Xie into his hands and glared at the three men who seemed to have ill intentions.
“Stop. Our orders only apply within the capital city. Now that we’ve ventured outside, they don’t count. What a lovely aroma! May we join the tea party?” Mozart waved his hand and stepped forward, saying.
“I only chose to be loyal to the Queen in this kind of world, but indiscriminate killing of innocent people is not in line with my beliefs.” Sanson pulled out a chair and sat down.
“I swore that I would not attack you unless you harm the royal family,” Dion said, sheathing his sword.
Joan of Arc sheathed her weapon and voiced her doubts: "Fine, we won't fight then, but please explain, what's the deal with that black-clad Queen Marie Antoinette? She's completely different from the innocent and kind princess we knew at Chaldea."
“No, that was Queen Marie Antoinette. She was usually very kind to us and the servants in the palace, but her emotions were very unstable. She was probably blinded by anger. No, in the end, it was only natural that she would be angry,” Dion said, lowering his head.
"Yes, during the French Revolution, the treatment of the royal family was extremely unfair. The angry people were led to look to the royal family for a culprit who caused the country's poverty and backwardness."
"The people, who have been suppressed for too long and suffered too much, need an outlet for their anger, they need a public enemy. The Empress was targeted as a femme fatale who brought ruin to the country, and then she was smeared with all sorts of accusations," Sangsong said coldly.
"For me, the French are all the same. Back then, those Frenchmen, lawyers and doctors, all took turns having their heads chopped off, it didn't matter to me. But Marie's current state really saddens me," Mozart said, shrugging.
"What nonsense are you talking about! That kind of anger can never be quelled. If she becomes an avenger, she will never be redeemed! Let her be free now! Besides, she has attacked us, so she is already our enemy!" Joan of Arc snorted.
"Shirou, I'd like to hear your opinion. At least your goal isn't to become the Empress, is it?" D'Eon said, looking at the boy.
“Indeed, she doesn’t have the Holy Grail, nor is she a Black Mud Heroic Spirit.” Shirou nodded. “I understand. We’ll investigate other places later and won’t approach the palace until then.”
Upon hearing your assurance, young man, Dion smiled and said, "I know. Once the Queen's anger subsides, she probably won't make things difficult for you anymore."
Shirou shook his head and said, "No, D'Eon, in this dream world, it's not just Servants who come, but also humans!"
They have no resistance, so they should play their respective roles in this world, perhaps as talking animals in this forest, or as those imprisoned by the Queen, who may be executed at any time.
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