Please play Fate/Go with me.

In short, give her a compliment; you can't go wrong praising a woman's outfit.

The boy tried to compliment her, saying, "The clothes suit you very well; you look especially beautiful."

"Hmph! Are you saying I'm not pretty enough normally?" Joan of Arc snorted and turned her head away. On her snow-white neck, through the gaps in her long silver hair, one could see that her ears were slightly red.

Shirou didn't quite understand what the girl was thinking, but seeing that she wasn't glaring at him anymore, he figured he couldn't tell what she was feeling.

At that moment, Gudako, who had dressed up, also came out from the other side.

"Why do I have to dress up as a man?! I want to wear those pretty clothes too!" Gudako said, dissatisfied.

“After all, Master, you’ve already had close contact with Assassin. You can’t fool him without using this fun method,” Moriarty said with a sly smile.

"You said it was fun? You just said it was fun!" Gudako asked angrily.

“Don’t say that. Although I don’t have much experience in helping people disguise themselves, judging from your appearance now, you can be considered one of my masterpieces,” Holmes said, looking at the girl.

At this moment, the girl changed into a black suit dress, wore black gloves, her reddish-orange hair was like a blooming red lotus, and her amber eyes were as bright and firm as stars. She had a kind of dignified and heroic spirit, and looked like a handsome young man.

Shirou rested his chin on his hand, carefully examining the girl. He nodded and said, "Gudako, looking at you now... you really do look a lot like me."

"Is that so? Do you think this is a good idea? Shirou-senpai... Well, don't even think about escaping! Assassin will definitely recognize you, so crossdress! Crossdress!!" Gudako stepped forward and grabbed the boy's arm, looking like she wouldn't give up until she dragged him down with her.

"Wow..." Mashu on the screen also showed an expectant expression, staring intently at the boy.

Chapter 97 The Drag Queen Arrives?

The spiritual origin was transformed, altering the body's structure, and Shirou was born.

She is a master of housework, tall, gentle, considerate, kind, and upright. She only shows a slightly sarcastic, joking, and teasing side to those close to her, and there are many versions of her.

The girl next door with long, bright orange hair ties it up in a hairstyle that looks like a dangerous old lady's hairstyle, and every day she wears an apron in the kitchen to serve you all kinds of Japanese, Chinese and Western dishes.

A sexy older sister with healthy, wheat-colored skin and silver hair. She wears a red combat suit, or a red bikini. She can warm the bed, replenish mana, wake people up, work to earn money, repair appliances and furniture, clean, and cook. She is an all-rounder.

A delinquent girl with red and white hair is willing to go against the whole world to save her beloved younger sister.

With white hair and dark skin, wearing a tight-fitting bodysuit that shimmers with gold, she could easily play the role of Alter, the older sister from Bayonetta.

As Kirei Kotomine's adopted daughter, she is an erotic nun who wears a nun's habit, preaches to the world, and founded the "Cult of Justice".

When she was still very young, she was taken home by her adoptive father Kiritsugu and took on the responsibility of cooking for the family. She was a little loli who longed to be a hero of justice and transformed into a magical girl.

Hehehe... A female Shirou is simply an essential item for the home.

"Senpai! Gudako-senpai!"

"Hey! Stop dreaming and wake up!" Mashu shouted.

"Ahhh!!" Gudako snapped out of her reverie and quickly sucked back the drool that had spilled from her mouth.

"Clothe yourself! Clothe yourself!" Gudako lunged forward again, grabbing Shirou's sleeve, looking very eager, and kept urging him on.

"Hmph! As for disguises, I can do it myself." Shirou looked at the girl and said with a smug smile.

Cross-dressing is out of the question!

The boy directly used the Holy Grail to change the attribute of his spirit origin, his hair turned silver-white, and his skin turned a darker wheat color.

He walked into the formal wear store, browsed around, and finally changed into a black tuxedo with a white shirt underneath. The handsome silver-haired boy walked out of the store.

With his sharp features, handsome face, and extraordinary bearing, he wore a slightly mischievous, smug smile, as if teasing his younger sister—a smile that was undeniably charming. If he were to present a bouquet of roses, few women at the ball could resist his invitation.

“Yes, Assassin does know the boy is blond, and now, with my makeup skills, it should be fine. But there’s a slight regret,” Holmes said.

“Yes, it’s rare to find something this interesting,” Moritia said.

Mash nodded in agreement and continued, "However, Shirou-senpai's current appearance is very similar to Emiya-senpai from Chaldea, only a little younger."

"Ugh! I'm so angry! He's so cunning! So cunning, Shirou-senpai!" Gudako angrily raised her hands and started hitting the boy.

When he stands next to Gudako, they look like brothers, one older and one younger, playfully fighting.

"Stop fighting! Both of you are really great!" Mashu shouted from the screen, spreading her arms to stop the two.

"Mashu? Why are you looking at me like that, as if to say, 'Don't argue over me, senior'? Are you secretly pleased with yourself?" Da Vinci, standing to the side, complained.

"Da Vinci, can't you say less?" Mash complained.

“Ahem,” Moriarty said, explaining the plan to Holmes.

"Shinjuku Assassin loves social occasions and often hosts such banquets, but he always disguises himself when he appears in public, so the Master has to rely on his keen observation of his Servant to find him and do his best to eliminate him indoors."

"If he manages to escape injured, then we two outside will have to deal with him."

After that, the boy and girl, wearing the forged invitation from Holmes, successfully sneaked into the venue.

All the crystal chandeliers on the ceiling of the ballroom were lit up, making it perhaps the brightest place in Shinjuku, where everything else was pitch black.

At this moment, Artoria and Jeanne d'Arc, under the lamplight, looked each other over.

"Speaking of which, looking at you so cold and expressionless, you're practically like a wax figure," Joan of Arc said with a mocking laugh.

"You look just like an evil witch. Why don't you just go back to France and cause trouble?" Artoria said with a sneer.

"Hum hum……"

"Ha ha……"

The two girls stared at each other, their gazes clashing as if sparks were about to fly—no, it felt like they were about to ignite.

"Calm down, calm down," Shirou advised helplessly. The girls in their Alter state are usually quite nice, but once they get angry, they don't care about anything else.

Through the earpiece, Holmes, who was lurking elsewhere, quickly spoke to Moriarty.

"Master! Quickly find a way to calm them down. If they start fighting now, it will become a fiery hell battlefield before the Assassins even get here."

"I know! Shirou-senpai, it's you I choose! Go!" Gudako said, walking up behind the boy and ramming him like an old man pushing a cart.

The boy was pushed directly in front of the blonde and silver-haired girl, squeezing between them.

"Shirou? What's wrong with you all of a sudden?" Artoria looked at the boy.

"What are you doing? So reckless," Joan of Arc said disdainfully.

"Um..." The boy who was suddenly pushed forward didn't know what to say.

At that moment, music began to play at the ball, and upper-class men and women began to walk hand in hand onto the dance floor.

Shirou recalled his experience studying in England in his previous life. Sometimes when he organized a ball, if there was an oversight and Tohsaka and Luvia were both there at the same time, he would be asked by the Clock Tower organizers to help him move one of them before they went berserk at the ball.

When that time came, he would invite one of them to dance, and then the others would lead the other away.

Shirou then bowed slightly, extended a hand, and smiled as he invited the girl.

"Ladies, would you please dance with me?"

"Eh……"

"Oh……"

The two girls, who had been arguing, stopped.

"Heh, woman..." Gudako sneered as she perfectly resolved yet another disaster.

"Oh, what is it? Gudako, come here and teach me to dance." Jeanne walked up and grabbed Gudako, saying.

"Hey? Jeanne, why don't you go dance with Shirou-senpai?" Gudako glanced at the dance floor, where Artoria and Shirou had already walked into the center.

"Stop nagging! I haven't jumped over it yet! If I step on Shirou, then I'll be completely outclassed by that cold-blooded woman, so practice with me now!" Jeanne whispered to Gudako.

"So it's okay if you step on me? If I have to jump, I'd prefer it to be the one wearing a skirt," Gudako muttered.

"Stop nagging and come keep me company," Jeanne said, pulling Gudako along.

"Jeanne, you're such a hard worker..." Gudako was dragged onto the dance floor, but she didn't know how to dance any of these ballroom dances.

Next chapter: To be released at midnight.

Author's Note and Chapter Guide

Two million words achieved!

The writing went a bit awful in the middle. If you like this style, you can skip to the later sweet and romantic bonus chapters.

table of Contents:

[Starting from Chapter 108, we return to the original world.]

[108~134: Quiet and lovely, summoning Ruler Motor by possession, Lushan Rising Dragon Fist]

[135~169: Eriri the maid, Mori, Artoria]

[170~201: Jeanne Alter, Tamamo Cat, Erina]

[Episodes 202-245: Jeanne Alter, Ria, and Mashiro live in the Shinshirou family's residence; the samurai era of Senko and Muramasa]

Side Story Series:

[Chapters 417-429: Top Host Shiro and Gun-Wu-Mao]

Episodes 430-460: Shirou and Erina's Food War

[483~546: The Three Sisters of the Zhen Family]

【547~: Quiet and Cute with Young Shirou】

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Enough with the chit-chat. After all, with so many people writing online novels, readers will naturally only support the ones they like.

Poor grades only mean that my writing wasn't good enough and failed to bring you enough joy and emotion.

Anyway, I'll keep writing better and better, and I hope to continue writing with you all in my next book.

As someone who dreams of becoming a writer, I intend to treat writing as a lifelong pursuit. I also hope to write works that will be adapted into anime in the future, so I promise I won't abandon them!

My previous book was a semi-original work, and it only got less than 50 subscriptions per day. I'm almost at 700,000 words now, and it will be finished in a few days. Then I'll focus on writing this book in May.

Written on April 26, 2018

Chapter 98 Yan Qing Transforms into a Boss

In a corner of the dance floor, a silver-haired girl in a purple dress and a handsome boy with orange-red hair held hands and began to dance a ballroom dance, mimicking each other's movements.

The two of them were like clumsy little ducklings learning to walk, observing each other's movements while taking their own steps. Unfortunately, when they tried to imitate the hand gestures, they forgot how to move their feet.

However, Joan of Arc patiently observed and learned from the others.

Since experiencing those things, she realized her shortcomings and has been working hard to improve herself.

When the first Christmas, Artoria Alter, told that she needed to write a contract to accept the summons, she secretly practiced for several months because she didn't know many words. On the day she was summoned, she proudly handed over the contract.

And on Valentine's Day, in order to express her feelings to the person she liked, she secretly practiced making chocolates. Taking Shakespeare's advice, she impulsively drew her own face on a chocolate, feeling extremely shy, but still gritted her teeth and sent "herself" out.

If you don't eat 'me,' I'll stare at you until you die; if you eat 'me,' I'll give the witch a lifelong curse.

Meanwhile, she was also diligently learning to dance, although her clumsy steps were quite amusing.

However, because of their outstanding looks, even when they were hiding in a corner, they still attracted a lot of attention. The ladies of high society around them looked at the two of them with amusement, and then Joan of Arc glared at them fiercely before turning around and walking away.

The silver-haired girl's surroundings were immediately sold out, making her stand out.

Fortunately, there was an even more eye-catching couple in the center of the dance floor, who attracted the attention of most people.

Meanwhile, in the center of the dance floor, the silver-haired boy and the blonde, blue-eyed girl, a perfect match like a golden couple, became the focus of the party the moment they entered the dance floor.

The blonde girl glanced at Joan of Arc and whispered, "That's why she's such a stupid girl. If she doesn't know how, she can just learn on the spot. To be honest, I never did it when I was alive. In situations like this, just rely on your intuition."

"Haha, Artoria is as confident as ever," Shirou said with a light laugh.

"No, I just hate losing, so I always give it my all in everything I do. As the king who leads the knights into battle, it wouldn't do if I couldn't always be at the forefront and guide them," the blonde girl said.

"Is that so? As expected of the king." Shirou praised.