People in the Imperial Music Bureau: The Storytelling Demon Child Nezha

Seeing this, Li Qiye took a sip of tea to give everyone a chance to catch their breath, and also to catch his own.

After drinking tea, Li Qiye continued his lecture.

"Nezha was gazing idly into the distance from the wall of the mansion when Lady Yin came and asked him what he was doing."

"Nezha replied listlessly that he couldn't go out and had no one to play with, so he was looking at the scenery. Lady Yin hurriedly asked what he saw, and Nezha only replied that he was looking at flowers and plants, and then asked rebelliously, 'Could it be that you are watching people running naked?'"

The guests were left speechless, both amused and exasperated.

Nezha has a rebellious streak.

"Nezha's tone was full of complaints, and Lady Yin also knew that she owed Nezha a debt."

So he offered to play with Nezha, but Nezha pouted and replied: "Come on, you're busy slaying demons every day. It's an honor to even see you. You don't have time to play with a child."

"Lady Yin had no choice but to suffer in silence. With Li Jing away, she had to shoulder the responsibility of guarding the fortress, and she was simply unable to be in two places at once."

"Since everything is peaceful today, Lady Yin wanted to make it up to Nezha by playing his favorite game of kicking shuttlecock."

Upon hearing this, Nezha beamed with joy and said, "Since you're so bored, Mother, I'll play with you!"

"The guards nearby were so frightened by what they saw that they trembled all over and walked shakily to the side."

The onlookers were puzzled.

Why are the two guards so scared just because they're playing shuttlecock?

Li Qiye's voice rang out.

The guard went to the side and fetched the armor for Madam Yin, saying, "Madam, please put on your armor."

Upon hearing this, Madam Yin exclaimed, "What a joke! Why wear armor when playing with your son? Will someone die from playing shuttlecock?"

"Who knew that the next moment, Lady Yin was sent flying dozens of feet by the shuttlecock kicked by Nezha and pinned to the wall, penetrating three inches into the wall!"

"Madam Yin quickly said, 'You should put on the armor.'"

Chapter Sixteen: The Great Feng's Number One Warrior! Taiyi Takes on Disciples!

Chapter Sixteen: The Great Feng's Number One Warrior! Taiyi Takes on Disciples!

"Haha, you know what, kicking a shuttlecock can really kill people!"

"Lady Yin was disdainful one moment, but wanted to put on armor the next."

"My goodness, how strong is Nezha?"

Madam Yin's behavior drew another burst of laughter from the guests.

"Hmph, what's so funny about that? They don't tell the whole story."

Just then, Zhou Li's disdainful voice rang out.

Li Qiye looked at him with a smile.

"As expected, Young Master Zhou's reading is limited; he doesn't know what the groundwork is."

"Forget it, I won't argue with Young Master Zhou."

"After all, Nezha has a mother, and I and all of you viewers have parents."

Upon hearing this, some people realized what was happening and burst out laughing.

"Pfft, hahaha."

“Mr. Qiye is right. We all have mothers and we all came from childhood.”

With one person's laughter, some others realized what was happening.

For a time, laughter echoed throughout the Jiaofangsi (a government-run entertainment district).

Fu Xiang and Ping Yang understood Li Qiye's meaning and couldn't help but cover their mouths and chuckle.

Chu Caiwei almost revealed herself from joy.

Lady Zhu chuckled softly, her snow-white shoulders trembling.

Xiao Qiye is so mean; he insults people without using any swear words.

Amid the laughter, Lin'an and Zhou Li were completely bewildered.

"Gangzi, what are you all laughing at?"

Lin'an asked out of curiosity.

Gangzi replied with a smile, "Princess, Mr. Qiye said that Nezha has a mother, which means he is implying that Zhou Li has no mother."

puff!

"Hahaha!"

The loudest laughter came from Lin'an upon hearing this.

Zhou Li was also puzzled.

"Hmph, what's so funny?"

His guard said, "Young master, this Li Qiye is insulting you by saying you have no mother."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Li immediately stood up and angrily retorted.

"Li Qiye, how dare you insult me ​​by saying I have no mother!"

"Anyone who insults an official's son should be slapped!"

Li Qiye spread his hands innocently.

"Young Master Zhou, please don't frame me!"

"When did I ever curse you? Did you even hear me cursing you?"

Zhou Li was speechless.

Li Qiye then asked the guests.

Did any of you hear me scolding Young Master Zhou?

The onlookers answered in unison.

"No."

No, he didn't. He only said that Nezha had a mother.

Zhou Li gritted his teeth.

"Li Qiye, you, very well, I'll remember you."

After sitting down, Zhou Li resolved to make sure Li Qiye was killed.

He suddenly remembered that his father had recently been looking for a scapegoat.

He couldn't help but sneer inwardly.

Li Qiye, I want you dead!

If Li Qiye knew what he was thinking, he would know that the tax silver case was coming.

The plot is about to begin!

However, Li Qiye didn't care at all. If he couldn't even handle Zhou Lilong, then he might as well die.

He waited until the guests quieted down before continuing his storytelling.

"Lady Yin donned her armor and ordered everyone to kick her, but Nezha's divine power was terrifying."

“Each time, a large hole was kicked into the outer wall of the Li residence, and the guards were kicked until their faces were bruised and swollen. However, although it was a mess, Madam Yin was happy to see Nezha for the first time in a long time.”

"She wanted to continue playing with Nezha, but the guards knew they couldn't go on and would die if they continued like this."

"Although Lady Yin was exhausted, she still wanted to stay with Nezha. It is truly the heart of parents everywhere."

"Happy times are always short-lived. A guard rushed in to report that an eel monster had appeared in the fishing village in the eastern suburbs, and more than ten people had been killed or injured."

"Lady Yin was also very anxious and could only comfort Nezha, promising to play with him to his heart's content next time."

"However, Nezha had heard it so many times that he was already used to it, and he sat alone on the wall without making a sound."

Alas, it's true that you can't have your cake and eat it too.

"After Lady Yin left, Nezha secretly followed her."

"Madam Yin dons the cloak of a general, displaying the demeanor of a female commander. Gentlemen, you may not know this yet."

"Lady Yin is not only a military general but also a master of magic!"

Upon hearing this, the onlooker recalled that Nezha had just said that his mother was busy slaying demons and hadn't had time to spare.

I never imagined he knew martial arts!

"What is Lady Yin's cultivation level?"

Some people asked questions, and some were curious.

Li Qiye stroked his chin and said, "If Madam Yin were in Da Feng, her strength would be comparable to a third-rank martial artist!"

A third-rank martial artist!

Everyone immediately thought of one person.

Prince Zhenbei!

That number one warrior of the Great Feng Dynasty?

Lady Yin is actually comparable to the Prince of Zhenbei!

"If you're going to make something up, at least make it believable. How could a mere woman possibly be comparable to the Prince of Zhenbei!"

Zhou Li couldn't help but scoff.

Fu Xiang, Lady Zhu, Lin'an, Pingyang, Chu Caiwei, and the girls from the Jiaofangsi were all displeased.

Li Qiye said bluntly, "What's wrong with women? Why can't women be third-rank martial artists?"

Who says women are inferior to men?

"As far as I know, the head of the Human Sect, National Preceptor Luo, is a second-rank official."

"Does Young Master Zhou mean that the Imperial Preceptor Luo is not worthy of the second rank?"

Zhou Li broke out in a cold sweat after being told that.

"I... don't talk nonsense, I didn't mean that!"

Oh my god, Zhou Li was extremely flustered.

Li Qiye cannot speak to him.

Otherwise, you'll get burned!

Lady Zhu also spoke up.

"Zhou Li, if you continue to speak rudely, get out!"

Zhou Li shut his mouth and dared not utter another sound, his hatred for Li Qiye intensifying.

The guests ignored them and started commenting.

"Mr. Qiye, your story is too powerful."

"I'm getting more and more excited."

Li Qiye laughed heartily.

"I will certainly not disappoint you all!"

I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I tell you about the primordial era!

Li Qiye took a sip of tea and cleared his throat.

"When Madam Yin went out, she saw two blue-bodied, gold-masked barrier beasts guarding the gate of the Li residence."

"The barrier beasts are there to prevent Nezha from escaping and causing trouble. The bronze staffs they hold are the keys to open the barrier!"

"The barrier beast opened the barrier and Lady Yin walked out. She sighed and said, 'I told you two Taiyi Zhenren that you were tasked with watching over Nezha, not to be his mascots. Don't let Nezha go out and cause trouble again!'"

"The barrier beasts immediately tried to shirk responsibility and argued that they were in charge of the southern barrier. Nezha must have escaped from the north last time."