People in the Imperial Music Bureau: The Storytelling Demon Child Nezha

Sun Wukong asked, "Jade Emperor, what official position do you intend to bestow upon me?"

"The Jade Emperor thought he should start by observing Wukong's childhood and then decide what to do next, so he appointed Wukong as the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses."

"Sun Wukong had no idea that the position of Bi Ma Wen was a very low-ranking official, responsible for feeding the heavenly horses."

"He went there overjoyed, but soon he learned that the position of Bi Ma Wen had no official rank or even any official position. He took out his golden cudgel and smashed through the South Heavenly Gate, returning to Flower Fruit Mountain."

"At Flower Fruit Mountain, Sun Wukong was extremely angry and from then on called himself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, on par with the Jade Emperor!"

"The Jade Emperor was furious upon hearing this. How dare a mere monkey demon claim to be his equal? ​​It's utterly absurd!"

"A celestial extermination of Flower Fruit Mountain is about to begin!"

Chapter 89 One man fights against 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, earning the name of Qitian!

Chapter 89 One man fights against 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, earning the name of Qitian!

The listeners were all sweating bullets for Sun Wukong.

That's way too arrogant.

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven was named so because he was dissatisfied with the title. How could the Monkey King, a great man of his time, tolerate such humiliation?

"Huaguo Mountain is doomed!"

"That's not necessarily true. Wukong crossed out the names on the Book of Life and Death of Flower Fruit Mountain."

"Those monkeys are immortal now."

"What you're saying makes some sense; it's worth listening to."

Li Qiye's lips curled up slightly.

he said.

"The Jade Emperor is the ruler of the three realms of Heaven, Earth, and Man. Sun Wukong's self-proclaimed title of Great Sage Equal to Heaven meant that he wanted to be on equal footing with the Jade Emperor."

“How could the Jade Emperor turn a blind eye? This was a blatant disregard for the imperial authority. He ordered Li Jing and Nezha to go to Flower Fruit Mountain as marshals to capture Sun Wukong.”

"At this moment, Sun Wukong returned to Flower Fruit Mountain because he proclaimed himself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and the other six demon kings ridiculously followed suit."

"The Bull Demon King called himself the Great Sage Who Pacifies Heaven; the Flood Dragon Demon King called himself the Great Sage Who Overturns the Seas; the Roc Demon King called himself the Great Sage Who Confounds Heaven; the Lion Camel King called himself the Great Sage Who Moves Mountains; the Macaque King called himself the Great Sage Who Knows All; and the Marmoset King called himself the Great Sage Who Drives Away Gods. They acted on their own, calling themselves whatever they pleased, and after a day of fun, they all dispersed."

The next day, a monkey came to report: "Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! The Heavenly Court has led its heavenly soldiers and generals here."

"Upon hearing this, the six demon kings were terrified and hurriedly took their leave and fled, for they had no desire to oppose the Heavenly Court."

Sun Wukong disdained it.

Hearing this, the listeners were speechless.

"These monsters all claim to be powerful, like the Great Sage, but why do they run away as soon as they hear about the Heavenly Court?"

"These great demons are all talk and no action."

"Fake brothers?"

Li Qiye listened to the discussion and said.

"Of these seven demon kings, apart from Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King, the others are indeed all talk and no action."

"However, the Bull Demon King is different. The Bull Demon King is extremely powerful. He is the leader among the seven demon kings."

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The listeners were surprised.

They never expected that Sun Wukong was not the leader of the seven demon kings.

However, I didn't ask any more questions and just listened carefully.

Li Qiye continued his storytelling.

"The six demon kings used this as an excuse to leave Flower Fruit Mountain, and Li Jing and Nezha arrived on the clouds."

Li Jing shouted: "You audacious monkey, how dare you proclaim yourself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, comparing yourself to the Jade Emperor! Surrender now!"

"Li Jing's voice resounded throughout Flower Fruit Mountain, while Nezha stood by, looking down without moving."

“A row of heavenly soldiers and generals stood on auspicious clouds all around, exuding power and majesty.”

"As Li Jing shouted, monkey soldiers from Huaguo Mountain lined up, followed by Sun Wukong, who was wearing a phoenix-winged purple-gold crown."

He looked up at Li Jing without fear and asked, "Who are you?"

Li Jing said: "I am Li Jing, the Heavenly King who holds the Pagoda in Heaven."

Nezha also said: "I am the Great God of the Three Altars and Seas, Nezha the Third Prince."

Sun Wukong glanced at Nezha and found that among all the divine soldiers and generals, Nezha had the most imposing presence.

"As for the rest, Wukong disdains to do them."

Li Jing shouted: "Giant Spirit God, capture this demon monkey!"

"Giant Spirit God, a heavenly general, is a vanguard general under Li Jing. He is not only incredibly powerful, but his punches and palm strikes are enough to cause the heavens and earth to collapse."

"Then the giant spirit descended from the clouds and landed on Flower Fruit Mountain."

"boom!"

"With a deafening roar, Huaguo Mountain shook violently, and the giant spirit god's body became as large as a mountain."

"Wukong was only the size of his foot. The Giant Spirit God looked down on him: 'You mere monkey demon, why don't you surrender and submit to the Heavenly Court? Otherwise, I will surely turn Flower Fruit Mountain into dust.'"

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong smiled and asked, "Who are you?"

"The Giant Spirit God said: I am the vanguard general under Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King."

Sun Wukong sized you up and said, "I could easily take your life with a casual move, but in order to have someone tell the Jade Emperor that I, Sun Wukong, have extraordinary abilities, I will not kill you. Go back and tell the Jade Emperor that I want to become the Great Sage Equal to Heaven."

The Giant Spirit God felt that this was an arrogant boast, so he shouted: "So you're calling yourself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! What kind of arrogant, stinking monkey do you have to call yourself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!"

"Eat my axe!"

"Wukong dodged the giant axe that came crashing down, leaped into the air, and instantly his body became even larger than that of the Giant Spirit God. This was a supernatural power among the Seventy-Two Transformations. Sun Wukong enlarged his golden cudgel and shouted, 'Take this!'"

"In an instant, the giant spirit's axe was broken by a single blow, which frightened the giant spirit so much that he turned around and flew up into the clouds."

Sun Wukong didn't give chase, but shouted loudly: "You coward, quickly tell that Heavenly King Li to send someone decent over here!"

"The Giant Spirit God fled back in a sorry state. Seeing this, Li Jing could only look to Nezha. Now that the Four Heavenly Kings were not present, only Nezha was left."

"Nezha rode on his Wind Fire Wheels, wielding his Fire-Tipped Spear, and charged forward, and the two began a great battle."

"Nezha has three heads and six arms. His arms are equipped with Yin-Yang swords, the Universe Ring and the Hun Tian Ling, and the Fire-Tipped Spear and golden bricks."

"The battle between the two caused the heavens and earth to change color; Nezha is Wukong's most formidable opponent to date."

"However, neither of them used their full strength."

Sun Wukong also noticed this, and he asked: Why not use your full strength?

Nezha said: "I am happy that you can bring trouble to the Jade Emperor. I would not have come here if it were not for my father."

"Sun Wukong understood. This Nezha is a traitor to the Heavenly Court."

"So the two had a brief contest, and in the end Wukong plucked a hair and transformed it into his likeness to attract Nezha's attention, while his true form took the opportunity to injure Nezha's arm."

"Nezha pretended to be outmatched and immediately fled back."

At this point, Li Qiye felt his mouth go dry and took a sip of tea.

The listeners were very curious.

"Mr. Qiye, who is stronger now, Nezha or Wukong?"

Li Qiye said upon hearing this.

"If they were to go all out now, they would be much stronger than Wukong."

The listener understood.

Li Qiye put down his hot tea and continued speaking.

"When Nezha was defeated and fled from Flower Fruit Mountain, all the celestial beings in Heaven turned pale upon hearing this."

"You should know that Nezha is considered the number one killing god in Heaven. If he claims to be number one, no one dares to claim to be number two!"

"Even Nezha is no match for him; Sun Wukong's strength is unimaginable."

"The Heavenly Court's heavenly soldiers and generals suffered a defeat. The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King appealed to the Jade Emperor for reinforcements. Just as the Jade Emperor was about to speak, Taibai Jinxing advised him to agree to Sun Wukong being called the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and to bring him back to Heaven to give him a powerless official position."

"The Jade Emperor thought it made sense, so he sent Taibai Jinxing to Flower Fruit Mountain again. When Taibai Jinxing arrived at Flower Fruit Mountain, he used his silver tongue to trick Sun Wukong into going to the Heavenly Palace, saying that the Jade Emperor had agreed to let him become the Great Sage Equal to Heaven."

"Sun Wukong was overjoyed upon hearing this and immediately went to the Heavenly Palace. The Jade Emperor appointed him as the Great Sage Equal to Heaven to manage the Peach Garden. This Peach Garden was considered a sacred place in the Heavenly Court, and eating the peaches could prolong life and increase one's immortal power."

“Wukong was a monkey by nature, so how could he resist? He immediately agreed.”

Li Qiye stopped there.

The listeners thought it was over.

"Is Mr. Qiye finished?"

"This havoc in the Heavenly Palace doesn't seem as exciting as Nezha's story."

Li Qiye laughed.

"It's never going to end. The havoc in Heaven has only just begun."

He then began to tell stories.

"It seemed that things had calmed down. However, on this day, the Queen Mother of the West was going to host a banquet for the Buddha of the Western Paradise, five hundred Arhats, Manjushri Bodhisattva, Taiyi Zhenren, and the Barefoot Immortal. She ordered the Seven Fairy Maidens to pick peaches in the Peach Garden."

"When the seven fairies arrived at the Peach Garden, they did not see Sun Wukong. However, when they saw a large peach on a peach tree, they were overjoyed and prepared to pick it."

"Just as he touched it, he discovered that the peach had transformed into a streak of light and become the likeness of Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong questioned: What kind of demon dares to try to steal the peaches of immortality?"

The seven fairies quickly said, "Great Sage, please wait. We were summoned by the Queen Mother of the West to pick peaches of immortality."

The seven fairies informed the Queen Mother of the West about the upcoming banquet. Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong became interested and asked, "Has the Great Sage Equaling Heaven been invited to the banquet?"

The seven fairies shook their heads: "We have never heard of it."

Sun Wukong's eyes flickered as if he was a little angry, but he didn't take any action. He told the seven fairies to pick the peaches.

"However, the Seven Fairy Maidens whispered: What Great Sage Equaling Heaven? He's just a monkey, a mere stable boy, yet he has to attend the Peach Banquet."

"Sun Wukong could no longer contain himself, and he uttered: 'Freeze!'"

"Immediately freeze the Seven Fairies!"

Li Qiye suddenly changed the subject and asked a question.

"Guess what Sun Wukong did after he immobilized the seven fairies?"

"These seven fairies are seven fairies, each with unparalleled beauty."

This question elicited a knowing smile from the listener.

"This will surely mean I get to enjoy her beauty."

How could a fairy not be moved?

Li Qiye said bluntly, "Disgusting, vulgar."

"After Wukong immobilized them, he remained unmoved and went to eat peaches."

what?

Seven stunningly beautiful women, each more beautiful than the last, are in your hands, and you actually go and eat peaches?

The listener was dumbfounded.

Seeing Li Qiye's disdainful gaze, she felt ashamed.

Li Miaozhen couldn't help but think to herself: This guy is too good at playing tricks on others.

She had just thought that Sun Wukong was going to humiliate the Seven Fairies.

That's disgusting, a sin.

Silent.

Li Qiye continued, "After Sun Wukong finished eating all the peaches and smashed up the Peach Garden, he went to the Peach Banquet at Yaochi. When he arrived, the banquet had not yet started, but the celestial wine and nectar were already there. He drank them all and, in a drunken stupor, stumbled to the celestial palace of Laozi."